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Super rough v.0.12 inDev


So I was sittin' at home last Sunday mornin' when me mate Boomer rang.

Said a few people from GWA were comin' round to his place for a barbie and he needed a few Aussies round to help the Texans cook a burra or two.

So I asked me Discord play partner, do you wanna go, Anna; kitten6969throwaway

She said" I don't wanna go if Din goes. He makes all those vore audios, I wouldn't feel safe with him there.

I said "It's not like he's not gonna eat ya! Stop carrying on like a baby!"

So we get there and i head into the kitchen to stick some beers in the fridge, and there's this German sheila cookin' up a storm. She was stood there looking at me twisting her nipple and really getting my spaetzle in a twist.

Now I'm not the best at flirting but I thought I'd give it a go. I leaned over and asked her "what's the best thing here to put in my mouth?"

She gave me a demure look, picked up some kinda sausage and said "the worst."

I said righto if they're the worst, I'll give them a wide berth, but what's the best thing to put in my mouth here?

She grabbed me by the wrist, slapped one of those snags into me hand, looked me in the eye and started suckin' the bloody thing!

I said fair suck o' the sauce bottle, how much can a koala bear!? So I made me excuses, turned to leave and took a couple of bites outta that snag. Tell ya what, if that really was the worst thing there, it was bloody good and I'm spewin' she held out on me and didn't let me have the best.

Just then there was a commotion outside and I stuck me head out to have a squiz at what was goin' on. In the backyard a couple of Reddit admins had rocked up and were tryin' to deflate the ageplay bounce-castle and tear down the littlespace tent.

What a bloody shemozzle that was. I'm pretty sure there weren't any rockspiders involved but a whole bunch of Daddy long legs ran over and started kicking the shit outta these admins.

I heard one of 'em yell "this is a bigger shitfight than the time Fetlife banned the scat fetishists!" as they slunk away, licking their wounds.

They had a snuff area sectioned off in the basement and fuck me dead there was some intense stuff going on. They even had a live band- Machine Gun Fellatio. It was enough to take your breath away!

Next door was a necro room and it was a completely different vibe. Dead fuckin' quiet.