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  1. Your name is Pallas Pliovive, but NOBODY knows that unless you WANT them to.
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  3. You are a very PRETTY troll. This doesn't matter, however, seeing as you are pretty much a SOCIOPATH. You can't FIT IN in troll society because your blood is A FUCKED UP JET BLACK. To keep your cool, you claim your blood is a NORMAL COLOUR, but you can never REMEMBER what colour you last said it was. This leads to some CONFUSION.
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  5. You have a knack for BEING GENERALLY UNPLEASANT. In fact, you actually spend your free time being an extremely famous CYBER TERRORIST and COMPUTER HACKER. You have OBTAINED ALL THE CODES. All of them. Your trolltag is known by many and is infamous in its earlier years for ERADICATING SCORES OF LOWBLOODED OR OTHERWISE TREASONOUS CIRCLES and otherwise unimportant trolls for FUN, and in its later years for GENERALLY CAUSING TERRIBLE MISCHIEF, as well as for DEFYING TROLL CUSTOMS in that it is only ONE WORD. There are also many CRIMES associated with your trolltag, but NOBODY has ever found you IN PERSON. You use your abilities with VIRUSES and THE LIKE to DESTROY OTHERS' COMPUTERS, mostly to MAKE THEM PAY. You are decently WELL-TO-DO, as using your aforementioned HACKING ABILITIES, you tend to have all the cash you need.
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  7. Along with your CYBER TERRORIST infamy, you are a complete and total ASSHOLE. This is mostly in your MANNER OF SPEAKING, however, as usually if somebody can see past your COLOURFUL VOCABULARY and MASSIVE DOSES OF SARCASM you actually aren't all that mean. However, despite proclaiming yourself as THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND DANGEROUS HACKER, you are actually very SELF CONSCIOUS AND PARANOID. You particularly feel self-conscious of your BLOOD, which is A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE MUTATION in your eyes. You do all you can to hide it, though sometimes your cover-ups fall through.
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  9. Your trolltag is NEMESIS and you TYPE AT A FUCKING INCREDABLE ONE_FIFTY WORDS PER MINUTE< BUT YOU DO SO AS IF YOU"RE HOLDING DOWN THE SHIFT KEY< ALL THE GODDAMN TIME>
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