AFT - Bicker Location Posts (unfinished)

BICKER POSTS

WELKIN WAY
Luc's party is such a ripoff. What happened to that hot wings joint he was gonna drop 260 years ago?!?! #SatansHouse
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, waiting at #WelkinWay. Along came a spider who laid eggs inside her and now she's full of spiders.

1ST AND IZZARD
* #FirstandIzzard is so run down and gross and depressing. I love it.
* Bad vibes at #izzard. Also my ass won't stop itching and it's annoying the shit outta me
* Stomachless moron gets tossed out of the Strangler; the more things change, the more they stay the same #Schoolyard
* I don't know why this bar insists on serving children, I dont' give a fuck HOW many nannies they framed. #schoolyardstrangler
* Woman going HAM on demon moron. She's got the righteous fury of someone who died doing what they hated. #strangler
* I really hope the neon lights in the sky for #SchoolyardStrangler selectively burn out so it reads: Cool Yard, Strangler. Or just: Shoo.
* The #SchoolyardStrangler stopped serving belly button shots! They say there's a shortage. What am I supposed to eat?!
* Think I just saw Napoleon at #SchoolyardStrangler! Not sure though, he was on fire. #JustARandomFrenchDude?
* Anyone near #FirstandIzzard? I think I dropped my keys there. Two house keys on a petrified kitten skull keychain. Holler at me
* Partying tonight at #FirstandIzzard! Come out and buy me a drink! Please. I had my larynx ripped out and can't order.
* Blood pong game at #theStrangler. Artesius's challenger looks like a Cabbage Patch doll grew up nd became a heroin addict.
* You can take the demon out of blood pong but not hte blood pong out of the demon. #strangler
* At the Schoolyard Strangler. Blood pong. Artesius vs a sixteen year old window washer (?). Window washer about to win (?).
* Ahh, 1st i Izzard. Zaraz, dlaczego to piszę? To jakby począ tek jakiejś dziwnej przygody...

BOBOLYNE PARK
Something has got to be done about the decor at #Feistys. It makes me want to barf. Go further! Makes me actually barf! #lazy
Why do they call it #BobolynePark where there isn't a park? Or a Bobolyne for that matter. False advertising.
The trivia at #Feistys is rigged. I saw a team checking their phone. Justice for tean Trivia Newton-John!