for(;;;){
  if (this.getInstance.getGirlFriends().length != 0 )
    for (girlfriend bitch: this.getInstance.getGirlFriends()) {
      try {
        for (Tit boob: bitch.getInstance().getBody().getTits()) {
          boob.grab();
          Thread.waitForSingleObject(bitch.nextTitIsReady());
        }
      } catch (NullPointerException) {
        throw byGirlfriendABrainExeption;
      } catch (girlfriend.getDetschnException) {
        throw gotoNextGirlFriendException;
      } catch (girlfriend.isPregnantException) {
        if (girlfriend.isStillFuckableAfterBirth()) {
          trow SellBabyAfterBirtException;
        } else {
            trow KillGirlfriendException;
        }
      } catch (girlfriend.isMaleException, girlfriend.wantToMarryException) {
        throw commitSuicideException;
      }
    }
  } else {
    this.getInstance().drinkBeer();
  }
}