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  3. No.
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  7. Oh, yeah.
  8.  
  9. 3
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  11. Much better than
  12. mother's old sign.
  13.  
  14. 4
  15. 00:01:55,015 --> 00:01:59,118
  16. She caught him in her
  17. trap, the son of a bastard.
  18.  
  19. 5
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  21. All the son of a bitch
  22. could muster in his defense
  23.  
  24. 6
  25. 00:02:02,056 --> 00:02:04,490
  26. was a lyric from
  27. better days past.
  28.  
  29. 7
  30. 00:02:05,860 --> 00:02:08,927
  31. As the gun muzzle nestled
  32. between his lips, he quivered,
  33.  
  34. 8
  35. 00:02:08,929 --> 00:02:13,899
  36. saying, "no one knows what it's
  37. like to feel these feelings",
  38.  
  39. 9
  40. 00:02:16,370 --> 00:02:17,370
  41. "like I do."
  42.  
  43. 10
  44. 00:02:20,274 --> 00:02:21,673
  45. "And I blame..."
  46.  
  47. 11
  48. 00:03:28,175 --> 00:03:30,142
  49. Oh, come here,
  50. I'm gonna tickle you.
  51.  
  52. 12
  53. 00:03:30,144 --> 00:03:32,878
  54. - Mommy Wolf!
  55. - Am I Mommy Wolf?
  56.  
  57. 13
  58. 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:36,048
  59. And Izzy bear!
  60.  
  61. 14
  62. 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:39,284
  63. Hi, my love, how are ya?
  64.  
  65. 15
  66. 00:03:40,654 --> 00:03:43,088
  67. You've found a Halloween
  68. mask in the middle of May?
  69.  
  70. 16
  71. 00:03:43,958 --> 00:03:45,190
  72. Not bad, did you go with Mommy?
  73.  
  74. 17
  75. 00:03:45,192 --> 00:03:46,825
  76. We went shopping
  77. all day, didn't we?
  78.  
  79. 18
  80. 00:03:46,827 --> 00:03:48,894
  81. Come here, Daddy has
  82. to go to work, come here.
  83.  
  84. 19
  85. 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:50,629
  86. I need a hug.
  87.  
  88. 20
  89. 00:03:50,631 --> 00:03:53,966
  90. You're the best hugger in
  91. the world, you know that?
  92.  
  93. 21
  94. 00:03:55,669 --> 00:03:57,636
  95. Go wash your hands, okay, babe?
  96.  
  97. 22
  98. 00:03:57,638 --> 00:03:58,638
  99. I love you!
  100.  
  101. 23
  102. 00:04:03,377 --> 00:04:05,477
  103. Oh.
  104.  
  105. 24
  106. 00:04:05,479 --> 00:04:07,512
  107. - You're a rock star.
  108. - Yeah, I know.
  109.  
  110. 25
  111. 00:04:07,514 --> 00:04:09,047
  112. - Thank you.
  113. - Mm-hm.
  114.  
  115. 26
  116. 00:04:09,049 --> 00:04:10,449
  117. And uh, you look
  118. kinda sexy with that mask.
  119.  
  120. 27
  121. 00:04:10,451 --> 00:04:12,117
  122. You know what's not sexy?
  123.  
  124. 28
  125. 00:04:12,119 --> 00:04:14,319
  126. How much my ass hurts from
  127. driving around all day
  128.  
  129. 29
  130. 00:04:14,321 --> 00:04:16,622
  131. looking for that stupid thing.
  132.  
  133. 30
  134. 00:04:16,624 --> 00:04:18,557
  135. I'm tired, I'm behind
  136. on a deadline...
  137.  
  138. 31
  139. 00:04:18,559 --> 00:04:20,592
  140. Hey, you know how important
  141. it is for my students to know
  142.  
  143. 32
  144. 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:25,364
  145. that I support the ideas 100%,
  146. so, you saved my ass, again.
  147.  
  148. 33
  149. 00:04:25,366 --> 00:04:27,099
  150. I know it won't
  151. be the last time.
  152.  
  153. 34
  154. 00:04:28,535 --> 00:04:29,835
  155. So, did you get
  156. your writing done?
  157.  
  158. 35
  159. 00:04:29,837 --> 00:04:32,771
  160. Yeah, I think I kinda
  161. hit a breakthrough.
  162.  
  163. 36
  164. 00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:34,840
  165. I'm not too happy about
  166. the ending, though.
  167.  
  168. 37
  169. 00:04:36,110 --> 00:04:38,744
  170. Don't all horror
  171. stories end the same way?
  172.  
  173. 38
  174. 00:04:40,180 --> 00:04:42,314
  175. Kill the monster or
  176. the monster kills you?
  177.  
  178. 39
  179. 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:45,884
  180. What if you have to
  181. live with the monster?
  182.  
  183. 40
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  185. - Oh well, I'll figure it out.
  186. - Okay.
  187.  
  188. 41
  189. 00:04:50,991 --> 00:04:52,224
  190. Bye.
  191.  
  192. 42
  193. 00:05:02,569 --> 00:05:05,570
  194. My test patient's charade
  195. of misconstrued feelings
  196.  
  197. 43
  198. 00:05:05,572 --> 00:05:08,006
  199. will lead to
  200. misguided intentions.
  201.  
  202. 44
  203. 00:05:08,008 --> 00:05:10,876
  204. Therefore, no matter
  205. how she dolls up now,
  206.  
  207. 45
  208. 00:05:10,878 --> 00:05:13,812
  209. this will manifest one
  210. day into her actions.
  211.  
  212. 46
  213. 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:16,214
  214. The makeup she wears
  215. is merely a mask
  216.  
  217. 47
  218. 00:05:16,216 --> 00:05:18,617
  219. covering up scars
  220. none of us can see.
  221.  
  222. 48
  223. 00:05:18,619 --> 00:05:21,853
  224. If we don't begin to pay
  225. attention and help those types
  226.  
  227. 49
  228. 00:05:21,855 --> 00:05:25,457
  229. of people before maniacal
  230. thoughts become actions,
  231.  
  232. 50
  233. 00:05:25,459 --> 00:05:27,025
  234. you might never know
  235. when your worst enemy
  236.  
  237. 51
  238. 00:05:27,027 --> 00:05:28,827
  239. could be sitting
  240. right next to you.
  241.  
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  243. 00:05:30,130 --> 00:05:31,363
  244. Thank you.
  245.  
  246. 53
  247. 00:05:36,136 --> 00:05:38,403
  248. Kinda exhilarating, isn't it?
  249.  
  250. 54
  251. 00:05:38,405 --> 00:05:41,473
  252. That feeling you
  253. get behind the mask.
  254.  
  255. 55
  256. 00:05:41,475 --> 00:05:45,143
  257. That strange freedom
  258. and anonymity,
  259.  
  260. 56
  261. 00:05:45,145 --> 00:05:48,013
  262. with the power to do
  263. almost anything you want.
  264.  
  265. 57
  266. 00:05:50,617 --> 00:05:53,985
  267. Very beautiful imagery, Kara.
  268.  
  269. 58
  270. 00:05:53,987 --> 00:05:54,987
  271. Creative.
  272.  
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  275. My one criticism, if you
  276. can even call it that,
  277.  
  278. 60
  279. 00:05:58,025 --> 00:06:00,792
  280. is what do we do with the
  281. people who love their masks?
  282.  
  283. 61
  284. 00:06:00,794 --> 00:06:04,129
  285. Those who refuse to
  286. take 'em off, ever.
  287.  
  288. 62
  289. 00:06:04,131 --> 00:06:06,565
  290. Are they worth the time,
  291. money and resources?
  292.  
  293. 63
  294. 00:06:06,567 --> 00:06:09,301
  295. Okay, but the foundation
  296. built on "we, the people" has
  297.  
  298. 64
  299. 00:06:09,303 --> 00:06:11,370
  300. been trampled on by the
  301. time-money resource...
  302.  
  303. 65
  304. 00:06:11,372 --> 00:06:13,705
  305. Wah, wah, wah,
  306. wah, liberal alert.
  307.  
  308. 66
  309. 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:16,608
  310. Okay, but as a democratic
  311. republic, can we let our society
  312.  
  313. 67
  314. 00:06:16,610 --> 00:06:18,910
  315. to devolve into a
  316. self-centered existence?
  317.  
  318. 68
  319. 00:06:18,912 --> 00:06:20,946
  320. Okay, can we have some
  321. poll numbers on that?
  322.  
  323. 69
  324. 00:06:20,948 --> 00:06:23,815
  325. You know what, maybe my test
  326. patient's some evil genius
  327.  
  328. 70
  329. 00:06:23,817 --> 00:06:27,185
  330. plotting to kill me and chaos
  331. theory wins again, right?
  332.  
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  335. Alright, anyways.
  336.  
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  339. Inspiring, very creative.
  340.  
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  342. 00:06:30,858 --> 00:06:33,291
  343. But, is it A+ material?
  344.  
  345. 74
  346. 00:06:35,396 --> 00:06:36,294
  347. Show me those thumbs.
  348.  
  349. 75
  350. 00:06:36,296 --> 00:06:38,997
  351. Oh!
  352.  
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  354. 00:06:38,999 --> 00:06:40,232
  355. The tribe has spoken.
  356.  
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  358. 00:06:40,234 --> 00:06:42,968
  359. Salty or sweet,
  360. choose your treat.
  361.  
  362. 78
  363. 00:06:42,970 --> 00:06:44,469
  364. Mm, my favorite color.
  365.  
  366. 79
  367. 00:06:44,471 --> 00:06:47,339
  368. Mm, do feel free
  369. to use that lab.
  370.  
  371. 80
  372. 00:06:47,341 --> 00:06:50,208
  373. Minimum 1,000 words on
  374. your most vivid memory
  375.  
  376. 81
  377. 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:52,911
  378. of when your maniacal thoughts
  379. didn't become conscious
  380.  
  381. 82
  382. 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:56,915
  383. actions and what positive
  384. effect you believe it had
  385.  
  386. 83
  387. 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:58,817
  388. in your young lives.
  389.  
  390. 84
  391. 00:06:58,819 --> 00:07:01,820
  392. Make good choices this
  393. week, my pet brains, okay?
  394.  
  395. 85
  396. 00:07:02,623 --> 00:07:03,623
  397. See you soon.
  398.  
  399. 86
  400. 00:07:08,028 --> 00:07:09,261
  401. That was great.
  402.  
  403. 87
  404. 00:07:09,263 --> 00:07:10,429
  405. So, do you really
  406. think I was inspiring?
  407.  
  408. 88
  409. 00:07:10,431 --> 00:07:12,798
  410. My neurons are still buzzing.
  411.  
  412. 89
  413. 00:07:14,501 --> 00:07:17,102
  414. So, I was thinking
  415. about writing a book.
  416.  
  417. 90
  418. 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:18,303
  419. - Oh.
  420. - On my test patient.
  421.  
  422. 91
  423. 00:07:18,305 --> 00:07:20,705
  424. You know, a story about
  425. her fucked up story.
  426.  
  427. 92
  428. 00:07:22,075 --> 00:07:23,842
  429. Think that'll be something
  430. you could help me with?
  431.  
  432. 93
  433. 00:07:23,844 --> 00:07:25,644
  434. - Yeah, I mean, I...
  435. - Perfect.
  436.  
  437. 94
  438. 00:07:25,646 --> 00:07:26,806
  439. - Well...
  440. - When can we start?
  441.  
  442. 95
  443. 00:07:28,248 --> 00:07:30,449
  444. I think you should clear
  445. it with Dean Winters first.
  446.  
  447. 96
  448. 00:07:30,451 --> 00:07:33,218
  449. Ew, he's such a creep.
  450.  
  451. 97
  452. 00:07:35,222 --> 00:07:38,223
  453. But yes, I totally
  454. ran it by Mr. A.
  455.  
  456. 98
  457. 00:07:38,225 --> 00:07:39,758
  458. He actually thought it was
  459. a great idea and thought
  460.  
  461. 99
  462. 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:42,027
  463. - you'd be perfect for it.
  464. - Mm-hm.
  465.  
  466. 100
  467. 00:07:42,029 --> 00:07:44,196
  468. Why don't we just talk
  469. about it next week?
  470.  
  471. 101
  472. 00:07:45,833 --> 00:07:47,132
  473. Next week?
  474.  
  475. 102
  476. 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:50,101
  477. You're trying to drive
  478. me crazy, aren't you?
  479.  
  480. 103
  481. 00:07:50,103 --> 00:07:52,370
  482. Office hours this
  483. weekend, maybe?
  484.  
  485. 104
  486. 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:54,640
  487. Uh, no.
  488.  
  489. 105
  490. 00:07:56,543 --> 00:07:58,877
  491. Okay, never mind.
  492.  
  493. 106
  494. 00:07:58,879 --> 00:08:01,146
  495. Listen, I uh, Christine
  496. told me she explained to you
  497.  
  498. 107
  499. 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:03,515
  500. the whole nanny situation,
  501. I hope she wasn't too...
  502.  
  503. 108
  504. 00:08:03,517 --> 00:08:05,116
  505. Firm, but fair.
  506.  
  507. 109
  508. 00:08:05,118 --> 00:08:07,285
  509. Can you please tell her
  510. again how sorry I am?
  511.  
  512. 110
  513. 00:08:07,287 --> 00:08:09,187
  514. An idiot, I was...
  515. Come on, it's okay.
  516.  
  517. 111
  518. 00:08:09,189 --> 00:08:11,122
  519. It's water under the bridge.
  520.  
  521. 112
  522. 00:08:12,192 --> 00:08:13,124
  523. No harm, no foul.
  524.  
  525. 113
  526. 00:08:13,126 --> 00:08:15,660
  527. No harm, no foul, I like that.
  528.  
  529. 114
  530. 00:08:17,297 --> 00:08:18,797
  531. That reminds me.
  532.  
  533. 115
  534. 00:08:18,799 --> 00:08:21,433
  535. Make sure you check your email
  536. before you go home tonight.
  537.  
  538. 116
  539. 00:08:23,871 --> 00:08:25,704
  540. - Have a good weekend.
  541. - You, too.
  542.  
  543. 117
  544. 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:05,043
  545. All clear from tower three,
  546. about to set the last trap.
  547.  
  548. 118
  549. 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:06,545
  550. Rally at my cabin afterwards?
  551.  
  552. 119
  553. 00:09:10,117 --> 00:09:13,318
  554. Earth to Poppy, do
  555. you copy, Poppy?
  556.  
  557. 120
  558. 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:15,820
  559. Oh, I have a nice
  560. surprise for you, actually.
  561.  
  562. 121
  563. 00:09:15,822 --> 00:09:19,291
  564. Seems like a young man has
  565. wandered into the woods alone,
  566.  
  567. 122
  568. 00:09:19,293 --> 00:09:22,160
  569. and now he's trespassing
  570. without prior authorization.
  571.  
  572. 123
  573. 00:09:22,162 --> 00:09:24,162
  574. Tell him to go
  575. away, we're closed.
  576.  
  577. 124
  578. 00:09:24,164 --> 00:09:27,365
  579. I told him that already,
  580. but he said he talked to Burl.
  581.  
  582. 125
  583. 00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:28,733
  584. What?
  585.  
  586. 126
  587. 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:30,936
  588. Where are you?
  589.  
  590. 127
  591. 00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:32,003
  592. My god.
  593.  
  594. 128
  595. 00:09:32,005 --> 00:09:34,105
  596. Are you okay there, buddy?
  597.  
  598. 129
  599. 00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:35,674
  600. I'm okay!
  601.  
  602. 130
  603. 00:09:35,676 --> 00:09:40,579
  604. I just, oh, ripped up the
  605. ass a little bit, I'm okay.
  606.  
  607. 131
  608. 00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:45,584
  609. Okay.
  610.  
  611. 132
  612. 00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:47,986
  613. - Hi, how are you?
  614. - Hi.
  615.  
  616. 133
  617. 00:09:49,156 --> 00:09:50,822
  618. - You're Bishop, P. Bishop.
  619. - Yeah, okay.
  620.  
  621. 134
  622. 00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:52,991
  623. You've got 15 minutes,
  624. and that's it,
  625.  
  626. 135
  627. 00:09:52,993 --> 00:09:55,727
  628. - because the camp is closed.
  629. - No, look.
  630.  
  631. 136
  632. 00:09:55,729 --> 00:09:59,331
  633. I'm not just wandering
  634. around alone out here.
  635.  
  636. 137
  637. 00:09:59,333 --> 00:10:03,568
  638. I'm actually on my first
  639. investigative report.
  640.  
  641. 138
  642. 00:10:03,570 --> 00:10:06,338
  643. The blog site Bigfoot Afoots
  644. dot com, have you heard of us?
  645.  
  646. 139
  647. 00:10:06,340 --> 00:10:09,407
  648. - No.
  649. - Well, we've heard of you.
  650.  
  651. 140
  652. 00:10:10,444 --> 00:10:13,445
  653. Now, I heard you
  654. mention the name Burl,
  655.  
  656. 141
  657. 00:10:13,447 --> 00:10:16,247
  658. because I believe he's
  659. the one that confirmed
  660.  
  661. 142
  662. 00:10:16,249 --> 00:10:18,283
  663. the Sirsquatch sight,
  664. the Sirsquatch sighting.
  665.  
  666. 143
  667. 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:19,484
  668. What?
  669.  
  670. 144
  671. 00:10:19,486 --> 00:10:21,486
  672. Sirsquatch, he's...
  673.  
  674. 145
  675. 00:10:21,488 --> 00:10:26,558
  676. Hold onto
  677. your nuts, squirrel boy.
  678.  
  679. 146
  680. 00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:38,237
  681. Jesus.
  682.  
  683. 147
  684. 00:10:40,207 --> 00:10:43,708
  685. Does her shirt
  686. say Squatch on it?
  687.  
  688. 148
  689. 00:10:43,710 --> 00:10:45,076
  690. - Get off.
  691. - Okay.
  692.  
  693. 149
  694. 00:10:45,078 --> 00:10:46,078
  695. Help.
  696.  
  697. 150
  698. 00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:12,971
  699. Oh, boy.
  700.  
  701. 151
  702. 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,673
  703. Hi.
  704.  
  705. 152
  706. 00:11:48,675 --> 00:11:51,276
  707. I heard you
  708. wanted to see me after class?
  709.  
  710. 153
  711. 00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:55,013
  712. - Oh, my god.
  713. - What?
  714.  
  715. 154
  716. 00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:56,015
  717. Hi, babe.
  718.  
  719. 155
  720. 00:11:58,585 --> 00:11:59,751
  721. - Okay.
  722. - What?
  723.  
  724. 156
  725. 00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:00,952
  726. - I'm sensitive.
  727. - Mm.
  728.  
  729. 157
  730. 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:03,621
  731. You're so sexy.
  732.  
  733. 158
  734. 00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:05,156
  735. I'm so pregnant.
  736.  
  737. 159
  738. 00:12:06,526 --> 00:12:10,261
  739. And I'm bloated and I'm
  740. achy, I'm tired and I'm fat.
  741.  
  742. 160
  743. 00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:12,297
  744. You are so not fat.
  745.  
  746. 161
  747. 00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:13,698
  748. You are glowing.
  749.  
  750. 162
  751. 00:12:18,472 --> 00:12:19,472
  752. What's up?
  753.  
  754. 163
  755. 00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:23,441
  756. Oh, nothing, I'm
  757. just, I'm preoccupied.
  758.  
  759. 164
  760. 00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:24,443
  761. By?
  762.  
  763. 165
  764. 00:12:26,713 --> 00:12:29,147
  765. I should've thrown it away,
  766. why didn't I throw it away?
  767.  
  768. 166
  769. 00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:30,181
  770. What, the baby?
  771.  
  772. 167
  773. 00:12:33,053 --> 00:12:34,053
  774. So...
  775.  
  776. 168
  777. 00:12:36,690 --> 00:12:39,491
  778. Today, um...
  779.  
  780. 169
  781. 00:12:39,493 --> 00:12:42,160
  782. You got a letter addressed to
  783. you but there was no address,
  784.  
  785. 170
  786. 00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:44,829
  787. and there was no stamp
  788. on it, so I was curious.
  789.  
  790. 171
  791. 00:12:44,831 --> 00:12:46,131
  792. Okay.
  793.  
  794. 172
  795. 00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:47,599
  796. So, I opened it.
  797.  
  798. 173
  799. 00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:50,635
  800. Sounds serious.
  801.  
  802. 174
  803. 00:12:50,637 --> 00:12:52,370
  804. "Dear, Mr. Baumgarner."
  805.  
  806. 175
  807. 00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:55,707
  808. "I must first start by
  809. saying I'm your biggest fan."
  810.  
  811. 176
  812. 00:12:55,709 --> 00:12:57,308
  813. Oh!
  814.  
  815. 177
  816. 00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:58,276
  817. Sounds good so far.
  818.  
  819. 178
  820. 00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,211
  821. "My name is Marilyn Bishop."
  822.  
  823. 179
  824. 00:13:01,715 --> 00:13:05,383
  825. "You might not recognize
  826. me, but my family,"
  827.  
  828. 180
  829. 00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:07,852
  830. "owner of the
  831. Merrymaker camp grounds,"
  832.  
  833. 181
  834. 00:13:07,854 --> 00:13:10,188
  835. "undoubtedly make
  836. famous by your book."
  837.  
  838. 182
  839. 00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:11,190
  840. Hello?
  841.  
  842. 183
  843. 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:17,061
  844. Oh, my god.
  845.  
  846. 184
  847. 00:13:17,063 --> 00:13:19,030
  848. "I believe whatever
  849. maimed and killed"
  850.  
  851. 185
  852. 00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:21,332
  853. "those two girls
  854. will never return."
  855.  
  856. 186
  857. 00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:24,569
  858. "I do not know this for
  859. certain, but I do not, nor did I"
  860.  
  861. 187
  862. 00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:27,172
  863. "raise my children to live
  864. in fear of the unknown."
  865.  
  866. 188
  867. 00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:28,673
  868. - Mm-hm.
  869. - Whoa.
  870.  
  871. 189
  872. 00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:31,376
  873. "My two beautiful daughters
  874. in the picture," what picture?
  875.  
  876. 190
  877. 00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:32,577
  878. Oh, yeah.
  879.  
  880. 191
  881. 00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:35,747
  882. My god, this is amazing.
  883.  
  884. 192
  885. 00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:38,684
  886. Huh.
  887.  
  888. 193
  889. 00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:41,086
  890. Okay.
  891.  
  892. 194
  893. 00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:44,722
  894. "They have endured so much
  895. over the past 15 years,"
  896.  
  897. 195
  898. 00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:48,893
  899. "they simply deserve only the
  900. beauty that Merrymaker holds."
  901.  
  902. 196
  903. 00:13:50,564 --> 00:13:52,030
  904. Wow.
  905.  
  906. 197
  907. 00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:54,399
  908. Why in the world would
  909. you throw this away?
  910.  
  911. 198
  912. 00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:59,871
  913. I don't know, 'cause it's
  914. a mildly obsessed fan letter,
  915.  
  916. 199
  917. 00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:03,908
  918. in response to a horror book
  919. that you wrote seven years ago?
  920.  
  921. 200
  922. 00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:05,844
  923. What, hello?
  924.  
  925. 201
  926. 00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:08,012
  927. An invitation to the
  928. reopening of the camp
  929.  
  930. 202
  931. 00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:10,381
  932. that I made famous
  933. is not a fan letter.
  934.  
  935. 203
  936. 00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:12,150
  937. It's her last dying wish,
  938. for crying out loud.
  939.  
  940. 204
  941. 00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:13,418
  942. Honey.
  943.  
  944. 205
  945. 00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:15,086
  946. Well, her last dying
  947. wish is in two days.
  948.  
  949. 206
  950. 00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:19,691
  951. Okay, I can drive,
  952. it'll take me 10 hours.
  953.  
  954. 207
  955. 00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:21,326
  956. - What?
  957. - I zip in, zip out.
  958.  
  959. 208
  960. 00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:23,461
  961. Snip the ribbon, I'll be back
  962. before you'd even miss me.
  963.  
  964. 209
  965. 00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:25,129
  966. - Roland.
  967. - We'll go together.
  968.  
  969. 210
  970. 00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:29,133
  971. Hey, my juices are
  972. already pumping.
  973.  
  974. 211
  975. 00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:31,102
  976. Maybe this is a sign.
  977.  
  978. 212
  979. 00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:33,471
  980. Come on, the three of us
  981. in the middle of nowhere.
  982.  
  983. 213
  984. 00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:36,407
  985. It'll be great, Izzy, we'll
  986. find somebody to watch Izzy.
  987.  
  988. 214
  989. 00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:38,676
  990. One of the students...
  991. Oh, one of your students?
  992.  
  993. 215
  994. 00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:40,378
  995. They're gonna grocery shop?
  996.  
  997. 216
  998. 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,513
  999. And they're gonna clean
  1000. the house and they're gonna
  1001.  
  1002. 217
  1003. 00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:46,451
  1004. bathe Izzy and feed
  1005. her and put her to bed?
  1006.  
  1007. 218
  1008. 00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:48,353
  1009. No, we tried this
  1010. once before, remember?
  1011.  
  1012. 219
  1013. 00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:50,722
  1014. With that student, Kara?
  1015.  
  1016. 220
  1017. 00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:53,358
  1018. And her intoxicated
  1019. baby sitting routine.
  1020.  
  1021. 221
  1022. 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:56,327
  1023. No, we are adults now.
  1024.  
  1025. 222
  1026. 00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:57,329
  1027. Mm.
  1028.  
  1029. 223
  1030. 00:14:58,965 --> 00:14:59,965
  1031. - Grownups.
  1032. - Yes.
  1033.  
  1034. 224
  1035. 00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:03,701
  1036. Alright, alright, alright.
  1037.  
  1038. 225
  1039. 00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:05,970
  1040. I'm being ridiculous, I'm sorry.
  1041.  
  1042. 226
  1043. 00:15:05,972 --> 00:15:07,305
  1044. Oh, it's okay.
  1045.  
  1046. 227
  1047. 00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:11,075
  1048. - I'm gonna clean up.
  1049. - Okay, babe.
  1050.  
  1051. 228
  1052. 00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:14,178
  1053. I'll see ya in five!
  1054.  
  1055. 229
  1056. 00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:17,215
  1057. Never know what might
  1058. happen in five.
  1059.  
  1060. 230
  1061. 00:15:22,188 --> 00:15:24,322
  1062. Jesus H, who in
  1063. the hell is that?
  1064.  
  1065. 231
  1066. 00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:26,557
  1067. - I'm from Bigfoot's Afoots...
  1068. - Not you.
  1069.  
  1070. 232
  1071. 00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:28,293
  1072. It's just a lost camper.
  1073.  
  1074. 233
  1075. 00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:30,528
  1076. I'm taking her into the infirmary,
  1077. she's a little delirious.
  1078.  
  1079. 234
  1080. 00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:31,729
  1081. This is her belongings.
  1082.  
  1083. 235
  1084. 00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:34,933
  1085. - Any sign of, uh...
  1086. - Nope.
  1087.  
  1088. 236
  1089. 00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:36,334
  1090. Traps are set, though.
  1091.  
  1092. 237
  1093. 00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:37,802
  1094. Great job.
  1095.  
  1096. 238
  1097. 00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:39,637
  1098. Okay, meet me back at my cabin
  1099. when you're done with her.
  1100.  
  1101. 239
  1102. 00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:40,639
  1103. Mm-hm.
  1104.  
  1105. 240
  1106. 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,343
  1107. What can I do you for?
  1108.  
  1109. 241
  1110. 00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:49,280
  1111. Fascinating place you have here.
  1112.  
  1113. 242
  1114. 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,783
  1115. Are these the sassafras trees?
  1116.  
  1117. 243
  1118. 00:15:53,019 --> 00:15:55,353
  1119. Which cabin y'all got
  1120. the baby-eatin' inbreed
  1121.  
  1122. 244
  1123. 00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:57,488
  1124. shackled up in?
  1125.  
  1126. 245
  1127. 00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:59,424
  1128. - Right this way.
  1129. - Okay.
  1130.  
  1131. 246
  1132. 00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:03,161
  1133. Maybe next time
  1134. you'll wear looser pants
  1135.  
  1136. 247
  1137. 00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:05,363
  1138. when you're thinking about
  1139. breaking and entering.
  1140.  
  1141. 248
  1142. 00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:10,802
  1143. So this is where
  1144. it all happened.
  1145.  
  1146. 249
  1147. 00:16:11,905 --> 00:16:14,339
  1148. We've repainted and
  1149. remodeled all 13 cabins.
  1150.  
  1151. 250
  1152. 00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:18,276
  1153. Now all that's left is
  1154. to put the bodies in 'em.
  1155.  
  1156. 251
  1157. 00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:19,444
  1158. Bodies?
  1159.  
  1160. 252
  1161. 00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:21,412
  1162. Like dead bodies?
  1163.  
  1164. 253
  1165. 00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:22,647
  1166. Yeah, dead bodies.
  1167.  
  1168. 254
  1169. 00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:25,717
  1170. Of bloggists first.
  1171.  
  1172. 255
  1173. 00:16:25,719 --> 00:16:28,619
  1174. Mm-hm, touché, touché.
  1175.  
  1176. 256
  1177. 00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:30,088
  1178. Okay, you fill in the blank.
  1179.  
  1180. 257
  1181. 00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:33,391
  1182. The first thing
  1183. that people think of
  1184.  
  1185. 258
  1186. 00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:35,426
  1187. when they say Merrymaker is...
  1188.  
  1189. 259
  1190. 00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:37,095
  1191. Look, I know.
  1192.  
  1193. 260
  1194. 00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:39,063
  1195. The perception of our
  1196. camp based on that book
  1197.  
  1198. 261
  1199. 00:16:39,065 --> 00:16:41,265
  1200. is completely moronic
  1201. and ridiculous.
  1202.  
  1203. 262
  1204. 00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:44,002
  1205. Entertaining, but fictional.
  1206.  
  1207. 263
  1208. 00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:47,872
  1209. What happened to those two
  1210. young girls is a tragedy,
  1211.  
  1212. 264
  1213. 00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:50,742
  1214. and should be viewed and
  1215. treated as such, in my opinion.
  1216.  
  1217. 265
  1218. 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,645
  1219. If you believe that, you must
  1220. also believe that animals
  1221.  
  1222. 266
  1223. 00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,481
  1224. are gonna rise out
  1225. of the cemetery.
  1226.  
  1227. 267
  1228. 00:16:57,751 --> 00:16:59,050
  1229. Do you have a cemetery here?
  1230.  
  1231. 268
  1232. 00:16:59,052 --> 00:17:01,252
  1233. We have a proud
  1234. family history here,
  1235.  
  1236. 269
  1237. 00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:03,488
  1238. and I intend to get these
  1239. grounds up and running
  1240.  
  1241. 270
  1242. 00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:06,324
  1243. just as my mother's mother's
  1244. mother did long before me.
  1245.  
  1246. 271
  1247. 00:17:09,763 --> 00:17:10,928
  1248. You seem disappointed.
  1249.  
  1250. 272
  1251. 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,200
  1252. Well, I was...
  1253.  
  1254. 273
  1255. 00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:20,038
  1256. I was just hoping
  1257. that you could confirm
  1258.  
  1259. 274
  1260. 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:21,205
  1261. the Bigfoot sightings.
  1262.  
  1263. 275
  1264. 00:17:23,109 --> 00:17:25,176
  1265. The what what whatting?
  1266.  
  1267. 276
  1268. 00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:26,178
  1269. Sirsquatch.
  1270.  
  1271. 277
  1272. 00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:31,649
  1273. He was reported .67 miles from
  1274. here, that's why I'm here.
  1275.  
  1276. 278
  1277. 00:17:32,986 --> 00:17:36,054
  1278. Are you sure you
  1279. haven't seen any traces
  1280.  
  1281. 279
  1282. 00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:39,123
  1283. - or any signs or any...
  1284. - Of a bigfoot?
  1285.  
  1286. 280
  1287. 00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:41,359
  1288. No.
  1289.  
  1290. 281
  1291. 00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:43,127
  1292. But, but Burl, he...
  1293.  
  1294. 282
  1295. 00:17:43,129 --> 00:17:44,762
  1296. "But Burl?"
  1297.  
  1298. 283
  1299. 00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:46,798
  1300. I don't know what Burl was
  1301. thinking, but Burl's way
  1302.  
  1303. 284
  1304. 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:49,400
  1305. of thinking is the reason
  1306. why Burl is no longer here.
  1307.  
  1308. 285
  1309. 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:52,070
  1310. Why don't I give you the
  1311. quick tour on the way out?
  1312.  
  1313. 286
  1314. 00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:56,074
  1315. Hey, you're safe, okay?
  1316.  
  1317. 287
  1318. 00:17:59,045 --> 00:18:01,679
  1319. No, no safe here.
  1320.  
  1321. 288
  1322. 00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:05,383
  1323. Safe.
  1324.  
  1325. 289
  1326. 00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:14,859
  1327. You came a long
  1328. way from home, huh?
  1329.  
  1330. 290
  1331. 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,062
  1332. I no want to go.
  1333.  
  1334. 291
  1335. 00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:21,332
  1336. Though I go.
  1337.  
  1338. 292
  1339. 00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:24,203
  1340. Then...
  1341.  
  1342. 293
  1343. 00:18:25,038 --> 00:18:27,105
  1344. In the camera, I see it.
  1345.  
  1346. 294
  1347. 00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:30,942
  1348. Monstro, I record it.
  1349.  
  1350. 295
  1351. 00:18:32,045 --> 00:18:34,011
  1352. I'm gonna get you
  1353. your camera back,
  1354.  
  1355. 296
  1356. 00:18:34,013 --> 00:18:35,913
  1357. and you're gonna be
  1358. okay, just relax,
  1359.  
  1360. 297
  1361. 00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:37,748
  1362. and let me clean you up.
  1363.  
  1364. 298
  1365. 00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:40,785
  1366. I believe you, okay?
  1367.  
  1368. 299
  1369. 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,153
  1370. You're safe.
  1371.  
  1372. 300
  1373. 00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:44,322
  1374. I promise, if you weren't safe,
  1375.  
  1376. 301
  1377. 00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:47,458
  1378. I would drive you to the
  1379. desert tonight myself.
  1380.  
  1381. 302
  1382. 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:48,893
  1383. - I would.
  1384. - You will drive me?
  1385.  
  1386. 303
  1387. 00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:52,797
  1388. Come on, let's
  1389. take one of these.
  1390.  
  1391. 304
  1392. 00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:55,399
  1393. You'll feel so much better.
  1394.  
  1395. 305
  1396. 00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:12,717
  1397. Is this off the record?
  1398.  
  1399. 306
  1400. 00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:13,719
  1401. Sure.
  1402.  
  1403. 307
  1404. 00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:16,454
  1405. The truth is, when they
  1406. found those two girls,
  1407.  
  1408. 308
  1409. 00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:19,557
  1410. only my mother and my brother
  1411. and my step-dad were there.
  1412.  
  1413. 309
  1414. 00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:21,025
  1415. Oh.
  1416.  
  1417. 310
  1418. 00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:24,495
  1419. Well, can I talk to
  1420. mom, or brother, or...
  1421.  
  1422. 311
  1423. 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:27,698
  1424. My brother, Wayne, turned
  1425. 18 and checked out that summer
  1426.  
  1427. 312
  1428. 00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:30,434
  1429. after it all went down,
  1430. haven't heard from him since.
  1431.  
  1432. 313
  1433. 00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:35,239
  1434. Our real dad left
  1435. when we were little.
  1436.  
  1437. 314
  1438. 00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:37,708
  1439. Probably because he
  1440. couldn't deal with my crazy,
  1441.  
  1442. 315
  1443. 00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:40,545
  1444. overbearing mother and left
  1445. her alone to run the place.
  1446.  
  1447. 316
  1448. 00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:44,982
  1449. She met the meat-sack known
  1450. as Burl and married the oaf.
  1451.  
  1452. 317
  1453. 00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:49,120
  1454. But when she died last year,
  1455.  
  1456. 318
  1457. 00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:53,291
  1458. half cancer, half broken heart,
  1459.  
  1460. 319
  1461. 00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:55,326
  1462. Burl was asked to leave.
  1463.  
  1464. 320
  1465. 00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:57,828
  1466. So, I'm sorry if I don't look
  1467. like a buck-toothed inbred
  1468.  
  1469. 321
  1470. 00:19:57,830 --> 00:19:59,697
  1471. who likes to blend
  1472. babies into smoothies.
  1473.  
  1474. 322
  1475. 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:00,798
  1476. Oh, my gosh!
  1477.  
  1478. 323
  1479. 00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:05,069
  1480. Did they base the Fran character
  1481. off of you in the book?
  1482.  
  1483. 324
  1484. 00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:09,473
  1485. The innocent daughter turned
  1486. psychopathic scalping expert?
  1487.  
  1488. 325
  1489. 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:14,612
  1490. You'll never know.
  1491.  
  1492. 326
  1493. 00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:20,351
  1494. Okay, but what
  1495. about the camcorder
  1496.  
  1497. 327
  1498. 00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:23,354
  1499. that was found with the
  1500. maimed girls on the lake?
  1501.  
  1502. 328
  1503. 00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:25,790
  1504. I mean, there was
  1505. no tape in there?
  1506.  
  1507. 329
  1508. 00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:27,959
  1509. At least, that's what the
  1510. police report says, but is that
  1511.  
  1512. 330
  1513. 00:20:27,961 --> 00:20:29,160
  1514. what you say?
  1515.  
  1516. 331
  1517. 00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:32,530
  1518. Looks like your time is up.
  1519.  
  1520. 332
  1521. 00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:35,933
  1522. Okay.
  1523.  
  1524. 333
  1525. 00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:37,868
  1526. Well, just answer
  1527. one more question.
  1528.  
  1529. 334
  1530. 00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:41,739
  1531. What's the rush?
  1532.  
  1533. 335
  1534. 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:46,611
  1535. I mean, what's out here
  1536. that's makin' ya so anxious?
  1537.  
  1538. 336
  1539. 00:20:46,613 --> 00:20:49,614
  1540. You people are what's
  1541. making me so anxious.
  1542.  
  1543. 337
  1544. 00:20:49,616 --> 00:20:52,817
  1545. I'm sorry that our camp
  1546. contains no man-eating inbreeds,
  1547.  
  1548. 338
  1549. 00:20:52,819 --> 00:20:56,320
  1550. no Bigfoots, no nothing
  1551. but real people,
  1552.  
  1553. 339
  1554. 00:20:56,322 --> 00:20:58,723
  1555. just getting ready for
  1556. a nice grand re-opening.
  1557.  
  1558. 340
  1559. 00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:03,594
  1560. No trespassing means no, even
  1561. in the middle of nowhere.
  1562.  
  1563. 341
  1564. 00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:09,567
  1565. Here we go.
  1566.  
  1567. 342
  1568. 00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:10,569
  1569. Alright.
  1570.  
  1571. 343
  1572. 00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:18,277
  1573. Godspeed.
  1574.  
  1575. 344
  1576. 00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:36,560
  1577. I would be doing a great
  1578. disservice to my readers if I
  1579.  
  1580. 345
  1581. 00:21:36,562 --> 00:21:40,631
  1582. didn't at least try to interview
  1583. the little Mexican girl.
  1584.  
  1585. 346
  1586. 00:21:55,615 --> 00:21:59,383
  1587. Ranger Bishop?
  1588.  
  1589. 347
  1590. 00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:01,919
  1591. Ranger Bishop?
  1592.  
  1593. 348
  1594. 00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:08,926
  1595. Careful of your vagina
  1596. on the way over, buddy.
  1597.  
  1598. 349
  1599. 00:22:26,379 --> 00:22:28,979
  1600. Bigfoot Afoots
  1601. investigation blog log.
  1602.  
  1603. 350
  1604. 00:22:30,483 --> 00:22:33,150
  1605. Time is, uh, I don't
  1606. know what time it is,
  1607.  
  1608. 351
  1609. 00:22:33,152 --> 00:22:36,287
  1610. but I'm at Merrymaker camp
  1611. ground and I'm hearing
  1612.  
  1613. 352
  1614. 00:22:37,423 --> 00:22:40,725
  1615. familiar but
  1616. unidentifiable sounds, I...
  1617.  
  1618. 353
  1619. 00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:50,835
  1620. This could be the very moment.
  1621.  
  1622. 354
  1623. 00:22:50,837 --> 00:22:52,370
  1624. Tonight.
  1625.  
  1626. 355
  1627. 00:22:52,372 --> 00:22:55,639
  1628. That I make bonafide
  1629. first-contact.
  1630.  
  1631. 356
  1632. 00:22:57,710 --> 00:22:59,977
  1633. With the primordial Sirsquatch.
  1634.  
  1635. 357
  1636. 00:23:01,647 --> 00:23:05,783
  1637. I'm now going to attempt to
  1638. climb down over this fence
  1639.  
  1640. 358
  1641. 00:23:05,785 --> 00:23:07,017
  1642. and investigate further.
  1643.  
  1644. 359
  1645. 00:23:08,254 --> 00:23:09,254
  1646. Log out.
  1647.  
  1648. 360
  1649. 00:23:37,517 --> 00:23:39,650
  1650. "I'm your biggest fan."
  1651.  
  1652. 361
  1653. 00:23:51,964 --> 00:23:53,130
  1654. Oh, hi, baby.
  1655.  
  1656. 362
  1657. 00:23:54,434 --> 00:23:55,434
  1658. Come here.
  1659.  
  1660. 363
  1661. 00:23:58,371 --> 00:24:00,204
  1662. Did you have a bad dream?
  1663.  
  1664. 364
  1665. 00:24:00,206 --> 00:24:01,439
  1666. Yeah?
  1667.  
  1668. 365
  1669. 00:24:01,441 --> 00:24:03,140
  1670. Did Mommy get you
  1671. another teddy bear?
  1672.  
  1673. 366
  1674. 00:24:03,142 --> 00:24:05,576
  1675. He's cute, what's his name?
  1676.  
  1677. 367
  1678. 00:24:05,578 --> 00:24:07,878
  1679. Should get you back to bed.
  1680.  
  1681. 368
  1682. 00:24:52,492 --> 00:24:56,427
  1683. <i>♪ Ghost on the hills ♪</i>
  1684.  
  1685. 369
  1686. 00:24:56,429 --> 00:25:01,499
  1687. <i>♪ Weirdos on the boulevard ♪</i>
  1688.  
  1689. 370
  1690. 00:25:02,635 --> 00:25:06,704
  1691. <i>♪ Kissin' goodbye to
  1692. their vanishing dreams ♪</i>
  1693.  
  1694. 371
  1695. 00:25:06,706 --> 00:25:11,742
  1696. <i>♪ As their life
  1697. is blowing apart ♪</i>
  1698.  
  1699. 372
  1700. 00:25:12,345 --> 00:25:16,747
  1701. <i>♪ Fall out ♪</i>
  1702.  
  1703. 373
  1704. 00:25:16,749 --> 00:25:21,819
  1705. <i>♪ In a bar brawl estate ♪</i>
  1706.  
  1707. 374
  1708. 00:25:23,055 --> 00:25:27,458
  1709. <i>♪ Fall out ♪</i>
  1710.  
  1711. 375
  1712. 00:25:27,460 --> 00:25:30,594
  1713. <i>♪ In a colorful haze ♪</i>
  1714.  
  1715. 376
  1716. 00:26:19,345 --> 00:26:21,979
  1717. Enough with the shaky screen.
  1718.  
  1719. 377
  1720. 00:27:04,890 --> 00:27:08,125
  1721. Anita, you need to see this.
  1722.  
  1723. 378
  1724. 00:27:09,662 --> 00:27:10,662
  1725. Copy.
  1726.  
  1727. 379
  1728. 00:27:14,567 --> 00:27:15,966
  1729. Hey, hon.
  1730.  
  1731. 380
  1732. 00:27:15,968 --> 00:27:18,535
  1733. I, uh, I hope you're
  1734. enjoying your facial by now.
  1735.  
  1736. 381
  1737. 00:27:18,537 --> 00:27:21,405
  1738. I know, I know,
  1739. I'm a stubborn ass,
  1740.  
  1741. 382
  1742. 00:27:21,407 --> 00:27:23,240
  1743. but uh, this might
  1744. be good for us.
  1745.  
  1746. 383
  1747. 00:27:23,242 --> 00:27:24,808
  1748. You know how I
  1749. feel about my fans,
  1750.  
  1751. 384
  1752. 00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:27,511
  1753. and I'll be outta your
  1754. hair for a couple days,
  1755.  
  1756. 385
  1757. 00:27:27,513 --> 00:27:29,046
  1758. maybe you'll get
  1759. some writin' done.
  1760.  
  1761. 386
  1762. 00:27:30,583 --> 00:27:32,049
  1763. Ah, come on.
  1764.  
  1765. 387
  1766. 00:27:33,786 --> 00:27:34,786
  1767. Really?
  1768.  
  1769. 388
  1770. 00:27:44,330 --> 00:27:45,330
  1771. Hm.
  1772.  
  1773. 389
  1774. 00:27:47,433 --> 00:27:48,465
  1775. Any other traces?
  1776.  
  1777. 390
  1778. 00:27:49,602 --> 00:27:50,602
  1779. These.
  1780.  
  1781. 391
  1782. 00:27:53,739 --> 00:27:56,206
  1783. Scat over there next to
  1784. big freakin' footprints.
  1785.  
  1786. 392
  1787. 00:27:57,743 --> 00:27:59,610
  1788. It's getting closer.
  1789.  
  1790. 393
  1791. 00:27:59,612 --> 00:28:00,911
  1792. Lupita told me last night
  1793.  
  1794. 394
  1795. 00:28:00,913 --> 00:28:02,880
  1796. that guts fell out of
  1797. a tree onto her head.
  1798.  
  1799. 395
  1800. 00:28:02,882 --> 00:28:05,115
  1801. What, no, that's
  1802. delirium, hallucinations,
  1803.  
  1804. 396
  1805. 00:28:05,117 --> 00:28:07,117
  1806. malnutrition, dehydration,
  1807. sun exposure...
  1808.  
  1809. 397
  1810. 00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:09,420
  1811. This has gotten so out
  1812. of control since he left!
  1813.  
  1814. 398
  1815. 00:28:09,422 --> 00:28:11,388
  1816. We do not need Burl, do
  1817. you understand me, Poppy?
  1818.  
  1819. 399
  1820. 00:28:11,390 --> 00:28:13,624
  1821. Well, I called him because
  1822. we do need him, okay?
  1823.  
  1824. 400
  1825. 00:28:13,626 --> 00:28:16,393
  1826. I need him to eliminate
  1827. a problem from my life.
  1828.  
  1829. 401
  1830. 00:28:18,664 --> 00:28:20,664
  1831. He might just be my
  1832. ticket out of town.
  1833.  
  1834. 402
  1835. 00:28:24,303 --> 00:28:26,103
  1836. Well, well.
  1837.  
  1838. 403
  1839. 00:28:26,105 --> 00:28:27,705
  1840. Miss Tinkerbell.
  1841.  
  1842. 404
  1843. 00:28:27,707 --> 00:28:30,574
  1844. You look more like a fairytale
  1845. every time I see you.
  1846.  
  1847. 405
  1848. 00:28:30,576 --> 00:28:31,742
  1849. How goes it, Muffin?
  1850.  
  1851. 406
  1852. 00:28:32,712 --> 00:28:35,112
  1853. Spinnin' my wheels.
  1854.  
  1855. 407
  1856. 00:28:36,816 --> 00:28:39,483
  1857. Hey, can I pop one of those
  1858. squares from you, Daddy-O?
  1859.  
  1860. 408
  1861. 00:28:41,754 --> 00:28:43,087
  1862. You should never smoke.
  1863.  
  1864. 409
  1865. 00:28:44,657 --> 00:28:46,623
  1866. Go on.
  1867.  
  1868. 410
  1869. 00:28:46,625 --> 00:28:48,692
  1870. Hey, you two lung
  1871. cancer advocates.
  1872.  
  1873. 411
  1874. 00:28:49,628 --> 00:28:50,628
  1875. Ah!
  1876.  
  1877. 412
  1878. 00:28:53,666 --> 00:28:56,433
  1879. - Well, stick around, soldier.
  1880. - What'd she tell you?
  1881.  
  1882. 413
  1883. 00:28:57,703 --> 00:28:58,703
  1884. Clean up, 101.
  1885.  
  1886. 414
  1887. 00:29:00,873 --> 00:29:02,906
  1888. I brought my own bag
  1889. of tricks with me.
  1890.  
  1891. 415
  1892. 00:29:04,310 --> 00:29:08,946
  1893. And your little sister wanted
  1894. me to bring this in for ya.
  1895.  
  1896. 416
  1897. 00:29:08,948 --> 00:29:11,248
  1898. Don't worry, I didn't peak.
  1899.  
  1900. 417
  1901. 00:29:12,318 --> 00:29:13,217
  1902. Miss me?
  1903.  
  1904. 418
  1905. 00:29:13,219 --> 00:29:14,718
  1906. Like my period.
  1907.  
  1908. 419
  1909. 00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:16,687
  1910. Reporter showed up, said he
  1911. spoke to you specifically.
  1912.  
  1913. 420
  1914. 00:29:16,689 --> 00:29:18,388
  1915. How in the hell
  1916. does that happen?
  1917.  
  1918. 421
  1919. 00:29:19,725 --> 00:29:21,825
  1920. Change the voicemail
  1921. code if you don't want me
  1922.  
  1923. 422
  1924. 00:29:21,827 --> 00:29:24,027
  1925. responding to, uh,
  1926. guest inquiries.
  1927.  
  1928. 423
  1929. 00:29:27,266 --> 00:29:28,699
  1930. The poor soul.
  1931.  
  1932. 424
  1933. 00:29:28,701 --> 00:29:31,935
  1934. Alright, any cockamamie
  1935. ideas you're brewin' up in that
  1936.  
  1937. 425
  1938. 00:29:31,937 --> 00:29:34,571
  1939. burnt out head of yours, you
  1940. dispose of 'em immediately,
  1941.  
  1942. 426
  1943. 00:29:34,573 --> 00:29:37,541
  1944. and I will consider letting
  1945. you stay in my camp, you copy?
  1946.  
  1947. 427
  1948. 00:29:40,179 --> 00:29:41,812
  1949. Oorah.
  1950.  
  1951. 428
  1952. 00:29:41,814 --> 00:29:43,680
  1953. You sizzle just
  1954. like your momma did.
  1955.  
  1956. 429
  1957. 00:29:47,419 --> 00:29:49,019
  1958. Any luck with the
  1959. traps here, Popsicle?
  1960.  
  1961. 430
  1962. 00:29:49,021 --> 00:29:51,555
  1963. No, he's too
  1964. smart for the traps.
  1965.  
  1966. 431
  1967. 00:29:51,557 --> 00:29:52,656
  1968. He did take that blouse, though,
  1969.  
  1970. 432
  1971. 00:29:52,658 --> 00:29:54,324
  1972. but he left the traps untouched.
  1973.  
  1974. 433
  1975. 00:29:55,427 --> 00:29:58,395
  1976. Sounds like he's
  1977. playing with ya.
  1978.  
  1979. 434
  1980. 00:29:58,397 --> 00:30:02,866
  1981. Sounds like you two need a big
  1982. bad wolf after all, don't it?
  1983.  
  1984. 435
  1985. 00:30:02,868 --> 00:30:04,101
  1986. Should be a pot of boiling water
  1987.  
  1988. 436
  1989. 00:30:04,103 --> 00:30:05,669
  1990. waiting for you
  1991. in the mess hall.
  1992.  
  1993. 437
  1994. 00:30:06,705 --> 00:30:08,505
  1995. Welcome to the
  1996. house made of brick.
  1997.  
  1998. 438
  1999. 00:30:11,076 --> 00:30:12,543
  2000. Easy there, little piggy.
  2001.  
  2002. 439
  2003. 00:30:13,646 --> 00:30:15,179
  2004. You may just not
  2005. make it out alive.
  2006.  
  2007. 440
  2008. 00:30:24,123 --> 00:30:26,190
  2009. I just threw up a little bit.
  2010.  
  2011. 441
  2012. 00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:31,228
  2013. Hey, uh, can you help me out
  2014. with some directions, please?
  2015.  
  2016. 442
  2017. 00:30:31,230 --> 00:30:33,897
  2018. I guess my GPS must be
  2019. a generic piece of shit.
  2020.  
  2021. 443
  2022. 00:30:35,034 --> 00:30:36,733
  2023. Sorry, did you say somethin'?
  2024.  
  2025. 444
  2026. 00:30:36,735 --> 00:30:37,801
  2027. Uh, no.
  2028.  
  2029. 445
  2030. 00:30:37,803 --> 00:30:40,237
  2031. Hey, what are the chances?
  2032.  
  2033. 446
  2034. 00:30:40,239 --> 00:30:42,840
  2035. That's actually where I'm
  2036. headed, Merrymaker camp ground.
  2037.  
  2038. 447
  2039. 00:30:42,842 --> 00:30:44,274
  2040. Do you know if
  2041. it's close to here?
  2042.  
  2043. 448
  2044. 00:30:44,276 --> 00:30:45,776
  2045. Why?
  2046.  
  2047. 449
  2048. 00:30:45,778 --> 00:30:48,212
  2049. Are you one of those freaks
  2050. into havin' sex at murder sites?
  2051.  
  2052. 450
  2053. 00:30:48,214 --> 00:30:50,113
  2054. 'Cause that's freaky,
  2055. out of bounds.
  2056.  
  2057. 451
  2058. 00:30:51,483 --> 00:30:54,551
  2059. You don't look like a freak.
  2060.  
  2061. 452
  2062. 00:30:54,553 --> 00:30:56,787
  2063. You must be deeply in touch
  2064. with your freakiness, huh?
  2065.  
  2066. 453
  2067. 00:30:56,789 --> 00:30:58,222
  2068. I wrote the book.
  2069.  
  2070. 454
  2071. 00:30:58,224 --> 00:30:59,723
  2072. Oh, never mind.
  2073.  
  2074. 455
  2075. 00:30:59,725 --> 00:31:01,758
  2076. - How much is this?
  2077. - 4.72.
  2078.  
  2079. 456
  2080. 00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:02,760
  2081. Here we go.
  2082.  
  2083. 457
  2084. 00:31:03,896 --> 00:31:05,162
  2085. Keep the change.
  2086.  
  2087. 458
  2088. 00:31:06,732 --> 00:31:08,065
  2089. Anything I could
  2090. help you with today?
  2091.  
  2092. 459
  2093. 00:31:08,067 --> 00:31:09,499
  2094. If I keep goin' down the street,
  2095.  
  2096. 460
  2097. 00:31:09,501 --> 00:31:11,535
  2098. am I gonna hit the
  2099. camp ground, yes or no?
  2100.  
  2101. 461
  2102. 00:31:16,475 --> 00:31:19,309
  2103. Either way, I'd watch my back.
  2104.  
  2105. 462
  2106. 00:31:20,346 --> 00:31:21,745
  2107. I read the Merrymaker book.
  2108.  
  2109. 463
  2110. 00:31:23,182 --> 00:31:24,615
  2111. It ain't far from the truth.
  2112.  
  2113. 464
  2114. 00:31:44,270 --> 00:31:45,769
  2115. We're leaving.
  2116.  
  2117. 465
  2118. 00:31:45,771 --> 00:31:47,804
  2119. Why does your sister fight?
  2120.  
  2121. 466
  2122. 00:31:47,806 --> 00:31:49,773
  2123. She likes to hide monstros?
  2124.  
  2125. 467
  2126. 00:31:49,775 --> 00:31:51,575
  2127. No, she's just a fighter.
  2128.  
  2129. 468
  2130. 00:31:52,511 --> 00:31:53,944
  2131. She's a monstro.
  2132.  
  2133. 469
  2134. 00:31:55,414 --> 00:31:58,148
  2135. No, she's just a product
  2136. of her environment.
  2137.  
  2138. 470
  2139. 00:31:59,285 --> 00:32:00,117
  2140. What?
  2141.  
  2142. 471
  2143. 00:32:00,119 --> 00:32:01,518
  2144. Why'd you no run away?
  2145.  
  2146. 472
  2147. 00:32:03,889 --> 00:32:06,857
  2148. Because, I made a promise
  2149. that I didn't wanna make
  2150.  
  2151. 473
  2152. 00:32:06,859 --> 00:32:07,991
  2153. a long time ago.
  2154.  
  2155. 474
  2156. 00:32:09,428 --> 00:32:10,428
  2157. Come on.
  2158.  
  2159. 475
  2160. 00:32:34,853 --> 00:32:36,086
  2161. Who is that?
  2162.  
  2163. 476
  2164. 00:32:36,088 --> 00:32:37,568
  2165. I have no idea,
  2166. just get outta here.
  2167.  
  2168. 477
  2169. 00:33:03,415 --> 00:33:06,049
  2170. Whoa, whoa whoa whoa!
  2171.  
  2172. 478
  2173. 00:33:06,051 --> 00:33:07,051
  2174. I surrender!
  2175.  
  2176. 479
  2177. 00:33:08,821 --> 00:33:10,520
  2178. I'm unarmed!
  2179.  
  2180. 480
  2181. 00:33:10,522 --> 00:33:11,955
  2182. Roland Baumgarner!
  2183.  
  2184. 481
  2185. 00:33:12,791 --> 00:33:14,358
  2186. I'm on the good team!
  2187.  
  2188. 482
  2189. 00:33:15,694 --> 00:33:17,561
  2190. Poppy, change of plans,
  2191. get to the mess hall.
  2192.  
  2193. 483
  2194. 00:33:17,563 --> 00:33:19,029
  2195. But I thought you said take her?
  2196.  
  2197. 484
  2198. 00:33:19,031 --> 00:33:21,198
  2199. Just get to the mess
  2200. hall, I'll meet you there.
  2201.  
  2202. 485
  2203. 00:33:22,001 --> 00:33:23,001
  2204. Wow.
  2205.  
  2206. 486
  2207. 00:33:24,870 --> 00:33:26,603
  2208. Mr. Baumgarner!
  2209.  
  2210. 487
  2211. 00:33:27,940 --> 00:33:30,340
  2212. You know, I heard you
  2213. guys have a camp to reopen,
  2214.  
  2215. 488
  2216. 00:33:30,342 --> 00:33:31,875
  2217. and could use a famous face.
  2218.  
  2219. 489
  2220. 00:33:31,877 --> 00:33:33,377
  2221. You're here.
  2222.  
  2223. 490
  2224. 00:33:33,379 --> 00:33:34,478
  2225. You actually came.
  2226.  
  2227. 491
  2228. 00:33:35,614 --> 00:33:38,115
  2229. Yeah, well, I was
  2230. in the neighborhood,
  2231.  
  2232. 492
  2233. 00:33:38,117 --> 00:33:41,518
  2234. and figured I'd swing by, if
  2235. you have room for one more.
  2236.  
  2237. 493
  2238. 00:33:42,755 --> 00:33:43,920
  2239. Mom's letter worked?
  2240.  
  2241. 494
  2242. 00:33:45,257 --> 00:33:47,657
  2243. I always say you are
  2244. nothing without your fans.
  2245.  
  2246. 495
  2247. 00:33:47,659 --> 00:33:49,326
  2248. I just mailed it a few
  2249. days ago and I thought,
  2250.  
  2251. 496
  2252. 00:33:49,328 --> 00:33:51,061
  2253. there's no way...
  2254.  
  2255. 497
  2256. 00:33:53,665 --> 00:33:55,565
  2257. But it's actually happening.
  2258.  
  2259. 498
  2260. 00:33:55,567 --> 00:33:57,634
  2261. Oh, my god, it's unbelievable.
  2262.  
  2263. 499
  2264. 00:33:57,636 --> 00:33:59,436
  2265. This, this is great.
  2266.  
  2267. 500
  2268. 00:34:00,472 --> 00:34:02,506
  2269. The Merrymaker camp ground.
  2270.  
  2271. 501
  2272. 00:34:02,508 --> 00:34:03,940
  2273. Hoo!
  2274.  
  2275. 502
  2276. 00:34:03,942 --> 00:34:06,243
  2277. Any ax-murderers to report?
  2278.  
  2279. 503
  2280. 00:34:07,679 --> 00:34:09,980
  2281. - Not recently.
  2282. - Sorry to hear that.
  2283.  
  2284. 504
  2285. 00:34:11,116 --> 00:34:13,316
  2286. Maybe we'll have some
  2287. baby stew later, then?
  2288.  
  2289. 505
  2290. 00:34:18,057 --> 00:34:19,456
  2291. Should I just follow you in?
  2292.  
  2293. 506
  2294. 00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:23,460
  2295. Welcome to Merrymaker
  2296. camp, Mr. Baumgarner.
  2297.  
  2298. 507
  2299. 00:34:23,462 --> 00:34:24,528
  2300. Alright!
  2301.  
  2302. 508
  2303. 00:34:50,823 --> 00:34:51,823
  2304. Ah!
  2305.  
  2306. 509
  2307. 00:34:53,692 --> 00:34:54,958
  2308. Hey, hello.
  2309.  
  2310. 510
  2311. 00:34:54,959 --> 00:34:56,225
  2312. - Penelope Bishop.
  2313. - Oh, Roland Baumgarner.
  2314.  
  2315. 511
  2316. 00:34:56,228 --> 00:34:58,028
  2317. - Pleasure's mine.
  2318. - Roland Baumgarner?
  2319.  
  2320. 512
  2321. 00:34:58,030 --> 00:34:59,096
  2322. Yes, that's me.
  2323.  
  2324. 513
  2325. 00:34:59,098 --> 00:35:01,231
  2326. The famous author, here?
  2327.  
  2328. 514
  2329. 00:35:01,233 --> 00:35:02,365
  2330. The one and only, I think, yeah.
  2331.  
  2332. 515
  2333. 00:35:02,367 --> 00:35:05,035
  2334. - Here, in the flesh.
  2335. - Wow.
  2336.  
  2337. 516
  2338. 00:35:05,037 --> 00:35:07,137
  2339. This is quite a
  2340. reception, thank you.
  2341.  
  2342. 517
  2343. 00:35:07,139 --> 00:35:08,371
  2344. Thank you, well...
  2345.  
  2346. 518
  2347. 00:35:08,373 --> 00:35:10,273
  2348. What did I say about smoking?
  2349.  
  2350. 519
  2351. 00:35:10,275 --> 00:35:11,675
  2352. All you need.
  2353.  
  2354. 520
  2355. 00:35:11,677 --> 00:35:12,909
  2356. You'll respect our rules,
  2357.  
  2358. 521
  2359. 00:35:12,911 --> 00:35:14,591
  2360. and not subject young
  2361. and impressionable...
  2362.  
  2363. 522
  2364. 00:35:17,983 --> 00:35:20,383
  2365. What fence did
  2366. you sneak over in?
  2367.  
  2368. 523
  2369. 00:35:22,888 --> 00:35:26,656
  2370. Is there mucho more of
  2371. you comin' for dinner?
  2372.  
  2373. 524
  2374. 00:35:26,658 --> 00:35:27,891
  2375. Alright, excuse Burl.
  2376.  
  2377. 525
  2378. 00:35:27,893 --> 00:35:29,793
  2379. He left his manners
  2380. on the cutting floor.
  2381.  
  2382. 526
  2383. 00:35:32,030 --> 00:35:33,330
  2384. Old habits die hard.
  2385.  
  2386. 527
  2387. 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,867
  2388. I hope you like your Bambi dead.
  2389.  
  2390. 528
  2391. 00:35:39,138 --> 00:35:40,704
  2392. Sloppy does.
  2393.  
  2394. 529
  2395. 00:35:40,706 --> 00:35:41,972
  2396. Inside, campers.
  2397.  
  2398. 530
  2399. 00:35:45,010 --> 00:35:46,010
  2400. He's funny.
  2401.  
  2402. 531
  2403. 00:35:49,781 --> 00:35:51,448
  2404. God, I can't
  2405. believe you're here.
  2406.  
  2407. 532
  2408. 00:35:51,450 --> 00:35:53,617
  2409. Wow, well, hello.
  2410.  
  2411. 533
  2412. 00:35:56,021 --> 00:35:59,389
  2413. Best aperitif in 1,000 miles.
  2414.  
  2415. 534
  2416. 00:35:59,391 --> 00:36:02,726
  2417. Not only illegal, but
  2418. known to numb the brain.
  2419.  
  2420. 535
  2421. 00:36:02,728 --> 00:36:05,128
  2422. Yeah, well, then fill me up.
  2423.  
  2424. 536
  2425. 00:36:05,130 --> 00:36:07,531
  2426. Bingo.
  2427.  
  2428. 537
  2429. 00:36:10,836 --> 00:36:12,669
  2430. It's not quite as, uh,
  2431.  
  2432. 538
  2433. 00:36:12,671 --> 00:36:15,639
  2434. creepy out here as I
  2435. thought it would be.
  2436.  
  2437. 539
  2438. 00:36:15,641 --> 00:36:18,241
  2439. It's dark, quiet
  2440. and it's kinda nice.
  2441.  
  2442. 540
  2443. 00:36:18,243 --> 00:36:19,543
  2444. I don't think I'd be
  2445. survivin' out here, though,
  2446.  
  2447. 541
  2448. 00:36:19,545 --> 00:36:21,678
  2449. you know, so exposed.
  2450.  
  2451. 542
  2452. 00:36:23,081 --> 00:36:25,549
  2453. At home, I'm roughin' it if
  2454. I don't shower twice a day.
  2455.  
  2456. 543
  2457. 00:36:28,020 --> 00:36:30,554
  2458. No showers, no food.
  2459.  
  2460. 544
  2461. 00:36:30,556 --> 00:36:33,723
  2462. Survivin' fine, and I
  2463. ain't roughin' it, come on.
  2464.  
  2465. 545
  2466. 00:36:33,725 --> 00:36:35,592
  2467. I like roughin' it a little bit.
  2468.  
  2469. 546
  2470. 00:36:35,594 --> 00:36:37,194
  2471. Bingo.
  2472.  
  2473. 547
  2474. 00:36:37,196 --> 00:36:38,196
  2475. Bingo.
  2476.  
  2477. 548
  2478. 00:36:42,034 --> 00:36:43,967
  2479. Who is miss, uh,
  2480. keep to yourself
  2481.  
  2482. 549
  2483. 00:36:43,969 --> 00:36:45,535
  2484. and say not a word over there?
  2485.  
  2486. 550
  2487. 00:36:46,872 --> 00:36:48,738
  2488. She doesn't speak good English.
  2489.  
  2490. 551
  2491. 00:36:48,740 --> 00:36:49,940
  2492. Yeah, and unfortunately,
  2493.  
  2494. 552
  2495. 00:36:49,942 --> 00:36:52,075
  2496. Lucinda won't be
  2497. with us much longer.
  2498.  
  2499. 553
  2500. 00:36:53,845 --> 00:36:56,279
  2501. Lu-Pi-Ta.
  2502.  
  2503. 554
  2504. 00:36:56,281 --> 00:36:57,881
  2505. And you lie.
  2506.  
  2507. 555
  2508. 00:36:57,883 --> 00:37:01,251
  2509. I want to leave now,
  2510. away from the monstro.
  2511.  
  2512. 556
  2513. 00:37:01,253 --> 00:37:02,919
  2514. The monstro?
  2515.  
  2516. 557
  2517. 00:37:02,921 --> 00:37:04,354
  2518. What did she...
  2519. I don't understand.
  2520.  
  2521. 558
  2522. 00:37:04,356 --> 00:37:05,956
  2523. - Oh, shit!
  2524. - Oh, my god!
  2525.  
  2526. 559
  2527. 00:37:05,958 --> 00:37:07,791
  2528. - Help me!
  2529. - What the?
  2530.  
  2531. 560
  2532. 00:37:07,793 --> 00:37:08,793
  2533. What the?
  2534.  
  2535. 561
  2536. 00:37:09,528 --> 00:37:11,061
  2537. God.
  2538.  
  2539. 562
  2540. 00:37:11,063 --> 00:37:12,796
  2541. Are you okay?
  2542.  
  2543. 563
  2544. 00:37:12,798 --> 00:37:13,798
  2545. Oh, my god.
  2546.  
  2547. 564
  2548. 00:37:18,737 --> 00:37:20,403
  2549. What the fucking fuck?
  2550.  
  2551. 565
  2552. 00:37:20,405 --> 00:37:22,272
  2553. - You fuck-face liar!
  2554. - Whoa, whoa, whoa!
  2555.  
  2556. 566
  2557. 00:37:22,274 --> 00:37:24,107
  2558. - You're okay.
  2559. - I, do I look okay?
  2560.  
  2561. 567
  2562. 00:37:24,109 --> 00:37:26,109
  2563. - What happened?
  2564. - What happened?
  2565.  
  2566. 568
  2567. 00:37:26,111 --> 00:37:31,081
  2568. I, a very large
  2569. beast-like thing,
  2570.  
  2571. 569
  2572. 00:37:31,083 --> 00:37:33,450
  2573. dragged through the
  2574. god damn forest,
  2575.  
  2576. 570
  2577. 00:37:33,452 --> 00:37:36,620
  2578. and under to its
  2579. underground lair!
  2580.  
  2581. 571
  2582. 00:37:36,622 --> 00:37:38,088
  2583. Whoa.
  2584.  
  2585. 572
  2586. 00:37:38,090 --> 00:37:41,191
  2587. Call the police!
  2588.  
  2589. 573
  2590. 00:37:41,193 --> 00:37:45,128
  2591. Because Sirsquatch, he is out
  2592. there and he is pissed off!
  2593.  
  2594. 574
  2595. 00:37:45,130 --> 00:37:46,863
  2596. - Sirsquatch?
  2597. - No, don't worry about it.
  2598.  
  2599. 575
  2600. 00:37:46,865 --> 00:37:47,964
  2601. - Yeah.
  2602. - I know this guy.
  2603.  
  2604. 576
  2605. 00:37:47,966 --> 00:37:51,034
  2606. Yeah, yeah.
  2607.  
  2608. 577
  2609. 00:37:51,036 --> 00:37:53,903
  2610. - I gave you back your camera.
  2611. - With no recordings.
  2612.  
  2613. 578
  2614. 00:37:53,905 --> 00:37:56,206
  2615. - Where the recordings go?
  2616. - Oh, okay, okay, wait, wait.
  2617.  
  2618. 579
  2619. 00:37:56,208 --> 00:37:58,208
  2620. Everybody just take
  2621. a deep breath, okay?
  2622.  
  2623. 580
  2624. 00:37:58,210 --> 00:38:00,143
  2625. I mean, you must admit that
  2626. somethin' got to this kid,
  2627.  
  2628. 581
  2629. 00:38:00,145 --> 00:38:01,611
  2630. so what's goin' on?
  2631.  
  2632. 582
  2633. 00:38:01,613 --> 00:38:05,282
  2634. Our friends here are both
  2635. fascinated by a supposed.
  2636.  
  2637. 583
  2638. 00:38:05,284 --> 00:38:07,284
  2639. Bigfoot.
  2640.  
  2641. 584
  2642. 00:38:07,286 --> 00:38:08,785
  2643. "Supposed?"
  2644.  
  2645. 585
  2646. 00:38:08,787 --> 00:38:10,353
  2647. - Bigfoot.
  2648. - "Supposed?"
  2649.  
  2650. 586
  2651. 00:38:10,355 --> 00:38:12,022
  2652. "Supposed," my ass!
  2653.  
  2654. 587
  2655. 00:38:12,024 --> 00:38:14,024
  2656. - Look at my ass!
  2657. - Whoa!
  2658.  
  2659. 588
  2660. 00:38:14,026 --> 00:38:16,293
  2661. Why isn't somebody
  2662. calling the cops?
  2663.  
  2664. 589
  2665. 00:38:16,295 --> 00:38:18,428
  2666. Because it's 85 miles
  2667. to the nearest station.
  2668.  
  2669. 590
  2670. 00:38:18,430 --> 00:38:20,597
  2671. We have full legal
  2672. jurisdiction here.
  2673.  
  2674. 591
  2675. 00:38:20,599 --> 00:38:21,965
  2676. Burl, if you please?
  2677.  
  2678. 592
  2679. 00:38:21,967 --> 00:38:23,466
  2680. Like, it's out of your
  2681. jurisdiction, I'd say.
  2682.  
  2683. 593
  2684. 00:38:23,468 --> 00:38:25,702
  2685. Oh no, please, Burl could
  2686. drive them both into town.
  2687.  
  2688. 594
  2689. 00:38:25,704 --> 00:38:27,671
  2690. There's a clinic and a bus
  2691. stop about 25 miles away.
  2692.  
  2693. 595
  2694. 00:38:27,673 --> 00:38:30,006
  2695. You are hysterical, my friend.
  2696.  
  2697. 596
  2698. 00:38:30,008 --> 00:38:31,541
  2699. You could have a
  2700. closed head wound,
  2701.  
  2702. 597
  2703. 00:38:31,543 --> 00:38:33,443
  2704. subarachnoid hemorrhaging,
  2705. a concussion, maybe you...
  2706.  
  2707. 598
  2708. 00:38:33,445 --> 00:38:36,880
  2709. I'm hysterical, because of you!
  2710.  
  2711. 599
  2712. 00:38:36,882 --> 00:38:38,248
  2713. Kiddies, kiddies.
  2714.  
  2715. 600
  2716. 00:38:39,351 --> 00:38:41,284
  2717. Cool it off, settle down.
  2718.  
  2719. 601
  2720. 00:38:43,955 --> 00:38:46,122
  2721. The land plays tricks
  2722. on you way out here.
  2723.  
  2724. 602
  2725. 00:38:47,326 --> 00:38:49,926
  2726. Bears look like beasts,
  2727. wolf calling something.
  2728.  
  2729. 603
  2730. 00:38:50,929 --> 00:38:52,662
  2731. - There's no sacrifices.
  2732. - Who are you?
  2733.  
  2734. 604
  2735. 00:38:52,664 --> 00:38:54,230
  2736. He's the reason why you're here.
  2737.  
  2738. 605
  2739. 00:38:54,232 --> 00:38:55,232
  2740. You're Burl?
  2741.  
  2742. 606
  2743. 00:38:56,435 --> 00:38:57,701
  2744. In the flesh, darlin'.
  2745.  
  2746. 607
  2747. 00:39:01,940 --> 00:39:03,573
  2748. You're a wreck.
  2749.  
  2750. 608
  2751. 00:39:03,575 --> 00:39:04,974
  2752. We'll make you beautiful.
  2753.  
  2754. 609
  2755. 00:39:04,976 --> 00:39:06,309
  2756. Smoke and a pancake, boy.
  2757.  
  2758. 610
  2759. 00:39:06,311 --> 00:39:08,578
  2760. Watch it, oh, my god.
  2761.  
  2762. 611
  2763. 00:39:08,580 --> 00:39:10,747
  2764. I bet that hurts.
  2765.  
  2766. 612
  2767. 00:39:11,817 --> 00:39:13,316
  2768. Well, I'm sorry about that.
  2769.  
  2770. 613
  2771. 00:39:13,318 --> 00:39:16,586
  2772. We do get our fair share
  2773. of trespassers out here.
  2774.  
  2775. 614
  2776. 00:39:16,588 --> 00:39:18,955
  2777. Just trying to do our
  2778. best amongst the freaks.
  2779.  
  2780. 615
  2781. 00:39:20,959 --> 00:39:22,992
  2782. Take it from people who have
  2783. lived here their whole lives.
  2784.  
  2785. 616
  2786. 00:39:22,994 --> 00:39:24,494
  2787. There's nothing out there.
  2788.  
  2789. 617
  2790. 00:39:24,496 --> 00:39:27,230
  2791. There is something in the
  2792. woods, but you know this.
  2793.  
  2794. 618
  2795. 00:39:27,232 --> 00:39:30,266
  2796. Okay, okay, so where is
  2797. her camera that she claims
  2798.  
  2799. 619
  2800. 00:39:30,268 --> 00:39:32,736
  2801. holds possible proof of
  2802. the Merrymaker murderer?
  2803.  
  2804. 620
  2805. 00:39:32,738 --> 00:39:33,970
  2806. No one said that.
  2807.  
  2808. 621
  2809. 00:39:33,972 --> 00:39:35,572
  2810. Well, we should look at it.
  2811.  
  2812. 622
  2813. 00:39:36,708 --> 00:39:38,241
  2814. Mm-hm?
  2815.  
  2816. 623
  2817. 00:39:38,243 --> 00:39:39,809
  2818. Oh, sure, yeah, we'll have a
  2819. movie night, it'll be great.
  2820.  
  2821. 624
  2822. 00:39:39,811 --> 00:39:43,480
  2823. Just one second, excuse me,
  2824. um, Penelope, just a moment.
  2825.  
  2826. 625
  2827. 00:39:43,482 --> 00:39:45,715
  2828. This is, this is...
  2829.  
  2830. 626
  2831. 00:39:45,717 --> 00:39:50,420
  2832. I must admit, though, my
  2833. curiosity is beyond beat.
  2834.  
  2835. 627
  2836. 00:39:50,422 --> 00:39:52,088
  2837. We agreed to this a
  2838. long time ago, Penelope.
  2839.  
  2840. 628
  2841. 00:39:52,090 --> 00:39:53,857
  2842. - You promised me.
  2843. - No we did not agree to this.
  2844.  
  2845. 629
  2846. 00:39:53,859 --> 00:39:55,925
  2847. In circumstances that
  2848. include a maimed reporter,
  2849.  
  2850. 630
  2851. 00:39:55,927 --> 00:39:58,461
  2852. and a delirious Mexican
  2853. girl, things have changed.
  2854.  
  2855. 631
  2856. 00:39:58,463 --> 00:40:00,430
  2857. What's changed, except
  2858. that we're all-systems-go?
  2859.  
  2860. 632
  2861. 00:40:00,432 --> 00:40:02,832
  2862. Something is
  2863. killing people, Anita.
  2864.  
  2865. 633
  2866. 00:40:04,536 --> 00:40:05,969
  2867. And you can say that...
  2868. Fine, fine, fine.
  2869.  
  2870. 634
  2871. 00:40:05,971 --> 00:40:07,137
  2872. You can run away if you need to.
  2873.  
  2874. 635
  2875. 00:40:07,139 --> 00:40:09,305
  2876. It won't change anything
  2877. except everything.
  2878.  
  2879. 636
  2880. 00:40:10,776 --> 00:40:12,876
  2881. Just remember what happens
  2882. at the end of your plan.
  2883.  
  2884. 637
  2885. 00:40:12,878 --> 00:40:15,478
  2886. Maybe something will gut
  2887. me and hang up by a tree,
  2888.  
  2889. 638
  2890. 00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:17,046
  2891. dance on my bones.
  2892.  
  2893. 639
  2894. 00:40:17,048 --> 00:40:19,149
  2895. For your sake, I hope that
  2896. makes it easier for you
  2897.  
  2898. 640
  2899. 00:40:19,151 --> 00:40:20,383
  2900. to abandon your legacy.
  2901.  
  2902. 641
  2903. 00:40:24,623 --> 00:40:27,090
  2904. Okay, campers, we
  2905. have a game plan.
  2906.  
  2907. 642
  2908. 00:40:27,092 --> 00:40:29,592
  2909. You, uh, señorita, are
  2910. gonna come with me.
  2911.  
  2912. 643
  2913. 00:40:29,594 --> 00:40:31,828
  2914. And Mr. Baumgarner, we
  2915. set you up in cabin six,
  2916.  
  2917. 644
  2918. 00:40:31,830 --> 00:40:34,297
  2919. which is between mine
  2920. and Anita's cabins.
  2921.  
  2922. 645
  2923. 00:40:34,299 --> 00:40:37,000
  2924. Alright, but shouldn't we
  2925. be watching her tape first?
  2926.  
  2927. 646
  2928. 00:40:37,002 --> 00:40:39,102
  2929. Oh, you're more than welcome
  2930. to look at it if you want,
  2931.  
  2932. 647
  2933. 00:40:39,104 --> 00:40:40,837
  2934. but her tape's completely blank.
  2935.  
  2936. 648
  2937. 00:40:45,310 --> 00:40:47,043
  2938. Okay.
  2939.  
  2940. 649
  2941. 00:41:11,069 --> 00:41:14,137
  2942. Well are you gonna sit there
  2943. or are you gonna come inside?
  2944.  
  2945. 650
  2946. 00:41:14,139 --> 00:41:16,706
  2947. You captured nothing, comprendo?
  2948.  
  2949. 651
  2950. 00:41:18,076 --> 00:41:19,076
  2951. Nada.
  2952.  
  2953. 652
  2954. 00:41:20,045 --> 00:41:23,079
  2955. You stay here, Poppy
  2956. will be back to get you.
  2957.  
  2958. 653
  2959. 00:41:24,282 --> 00:41:25,548
  2960. Goodbye, Snoopita.
  2961.  
  2962. 654
  2963. 00:41:35,060 --> 00:41:37,660
  2964. - There you go.
  2965. - Well!
  2966.  
  2967. 655
  2968. 00:41:37,662 --> 00:41:40,063
  2969. What've we got here?
  2970.  
  2971. 656
  2972. 00:41:40,065 --> 00:41:43,867
  2973. That's, uh, quite a few beds.
  2974.  
  2975. 657
  2976. 00:41:43,869 --> 00:41:46,302
  2977. I would shower
  2978. tonight, if I were you.
  2979.  
  2980. 658
  2981. 00:41:46,304 --> 00:41:49,873
  2982. Unless you're scared of walking
  2983. in the woods by yourself.
  2984.  
  2985. 659
  2986. 00:41:49,875 --> 00:41:51,274
  2987. Oh.
  2988.  
  2989. 660
  2990. 00:41:51,276 --> 00:41:53,376
  2991. Is that you offering
  2992. me protection?
  2993.  
  2994. 661
  2995. 00:41:55,247 --> 00:42:00,283
  2996. What do you guys do around
  2997. here for fun, post meridiem?
  2998.  
  2999. 662
  3000. 00:42:01,486 --> 00:42:02,619
  3001. Oh, Anita reads.
  3002.  
  3003. 663
  3004. 00:42:03,889 --> 00:42:05,822
  3005. Burl listens to the radio.
  3006.  
  3007. 664
  3008. 00:42:06,958 --> 00:42:09,526
  3009. I just sit and wait
  3010. for the anti meridiem.
  3011.  
  3012. 665
  3013. 00:42:10,862 --> 00:42:12,228
  3014. I don't sleep much.
  3015.  
  3016. 666
  3017. 00:42:12,230 --> 00:42:13,830
  3018. Ironic.
  3019.  
  3020. 667
  3021. 00:42:13,832 --> 00:42:16,366
  3022. With a name like Poppy,
  3023. I thought you'd fall right to sleep.
  3024.  
  3025. 668
  3026. 00:42:16,368 --> 00:42:18,334
  3027. Not even opiates
  3028. will help you here.
  3029.  
  3030. 669
  3031. 00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:24,073
  3032. Anita's cabin's next-door,
  3033. if you need anything else.
  3034.  
  3035. 670
  3036. 00:42:24,075 --> 00:42:25,375
  3037. Um, how are the showers?
  3038.  
  3039. 671
  3040. 00:42:25,377 --> 00:42:27,277
  3041. Are they like...
  3042. They're community.
  3043.  
  3044. 672
  3045. 00:42:27,279 --> 00:42:30,046
  3046. Everything's community here,
  3047. it's kinda like prison,
  3048.  
  3049. 673
  3050. 00:42:30,048 --> 00:42:31,781
  3051. except without the bars.
  3052.  
  3053. 674
  3054. 00:42:31,783 --> 00:42:34,551
  3055. It sounds like you're
  3056. pumped to be opening back up.
  3057.  
  3058. 675
  3059. 00:42:34,553 --> 00:42:36,185
  3060. Oh, I just work here.
  3061.  
  3062. 676
  3063. 00:42:36,187 --> 00:42:37,921
  3064. I'm sure you do more than that.
  3065.  
  3066. 677
  3067. 00:42:39,357 --> 00:42:40,924
  3068. Enjoy the rest of your evening.
  3069.  
  3070. 678
  3071. 00:42:42,327 --> 00:42:44,060
  3072. I'm sure I will!
  3073.  
  3074. 679
  3075. 00:42:52,671 --> 00:42:53,671
  3076. Okay.
  3077.  
  3078. 680
  3079. 00:42:54,506 --> 00:42:59,576
  3080. Vaminos.
  3081.  
  3082. 681
  3083. 00:43:35,614 --> 00:43:37,280
  3084. What happened to your co-pilot?
  3085.  
  3086. 682
  3087. 00:43:39,284 --> 00:43:40,284
  3088. Damn shame.
  3089.  
  3090. 683
  3091. 00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:44,387
  3092. Guess he didn't have
  3093. anything to report.
  3094.  
  3095. 684
  3096. 00:43:44,389 --> 00:43:47,757
  3097. Took off faster than
  3098. diarrhea on a baby's butt.
  3099.  
  3100. 685
  3101. 00:43:50,128 --> 00:43:52,462
  3102. I don't think you'll ever see
  3103. his face round here again.
  3104.  
  3105. 686
  3106. 00:43:52,464 --> 00:43:54,998
  3107. I'm not as confident as you are.
  3108.  
  3109. 687
  3110. 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,000
  3111. You should be.
  3112.  
  3113. 688
  3114. 00:43:57,736 --> 00:44:01,070
  3115. I made him an offer
  3116. he couldn't refuse.
  3117.  
  3118. 689
  3119. 00:44:02,874 --> 00:44:06,275
  3120. Good thing you brought
  3121. me in, you need me.
  3122.  
  3123. 690
  3124. 00:44:09,914 --> 00:44:11,381
  3125. I have a proposal for you.
  3126.  
  3127. 691
  3128. 00:44:13,251 --> 00:44:14,417
  3129. I'm all ears.
  3130.  
  3131. 692
  3132. 00:44:44,382 --> 00:44:46,215
  3133. Those are my terms.
  3134.  
  3135. 693
  3136. 00:44:47,318 --> 00:44:49,452
  3137. After I pull my end of the deal,
  3138.  
  3139. 694
  3140. 00:44:49,454 --> 00:44:50,853
  3141. you grant me a full pardon.
  3142.  
  3143. 695
  3144. 00:44:51,856 --> 00:44:55,291
  3145. All past indiscretions
  3146. you forget.
  3147.  
  3148. 696
  3149. 00:44:55,293 --> 00:44:56,726
  3150. In this life or the past.
  3151.  
  3152. 697
  3153. 00:45:01,299 --> 00:45:02,799
  3154. If you deliver.
  3155.  
  3156. 698
  3157. 00:45:04,969 --> 00:45:06,969
  3158. Whoa, oh, I'm sorry.
  3159.  
  3160. 699
  3161. 00:45:06,971 --> 00:45:09,172
  3162. I thought you hadn't
  3163. come home by now.
  3164.  
  3165. 700
  3166. 00:45:09,174 --> 00:45:11,474
  3167. No, I haven't done either.
  3168.  
  3169. 701
  3170. 00:45:11,476 --> 00:45:15,144
  3171. Oh, well, I'll
  3172. be outta here in a second.
  3173.  
  3174. 702
  3175. 00:45:17,182 --> 00:45:18,848
  3176. Why can't you look me in the eye
  3177.  
  3178. 703
  3179. 00:45:18,850 --> 00:45:20,216
  3180. when you say that?
  3181.  
  3182. 704
  3183. 00:45:20,218 --> 00:45:23,186
  3184. Um, because I'm not
  3185. used to such overt,
  3186.  
  3187. 705
  3188. 00:45:23,988 --> 00:45:26,255
  3189. look, you could be my student.
  3190.  
  3191. 706
  3192. 00:45:26,257 --> 00:45:27,490
  3193. But I'm not.
  3194.  
  3195. 707
  3196. 00:46:30,789 --> 00:46:32,688
  3197. Stop, wait, wait.
  3198.  
  3199. 708
  3200. 00:46:32,690 --> 00:46:35,625
  3201. What are you hiding down there?
  3202.  
  3203. 709
  3204. 00:46:35,627 --> 00:46:39,896
  3205. Please stop, I think we
  3206. have to stop, I'm married.
  3207.  
  3208. 710
  3209. 00:46:39,898 --> 00:46:42,465
  3210. Not in this version.
  3211.  
  3212. 711
  3213. 00:47:11,629 --> 00:47:13,563
  3214. Mommy!
  3215.  
  3216. 712
  3217. 00:47:13,565 --> 00:47:14,831
  3218. Yeah, honey!
  3219.  
  3220. 713
  3221. 00:47:14,833 --> 00:47:16,766
  3222. Give me one second,
  3223. I'll be right there!
  3224.  
  3225. 714
  3226. 00:47:17,936 --> 00:47:21,838
  3227. Seems like there's.
  3228.  
  3229. 715
  3230. 00:47:24,342 --> 00:47:25,541
  3231. Mom!
  3232.  
  3233. 716
  3234. 00:47:27,312 --> 00:47:28,544
  3235. You're what?
  3236.  
  3237. 717
  3238. 00:48:54,933 --> 00:48:56,499
  3239. Is Lupita in here with you?
  3240.  
  3241. 718
  3242. 00:48:58,770 --> 00:49:00,536
  3243. Hey, what...
  3244.  
  3245. 719
  3246. 00:49:02,907 --> 00:49:03,907
  3247. Copy.
  3248.  
  3249. 720
  3250. 00:49:04,976 --> 00:49:06,776
  3251. What's happening?
  3252.  
  3253. 721
  3254. 00:49:06,778 --> 00:49:07,778
  3255. What's going on?
  3256.  
  3257. 722
  3258. 00:49:08,813 --> 00:49:10,913
  3259. I'm responsible
  3260. for you, so get on.
  3261.  
  3262. 723
  3263. 00:49:13,351 --> 00:49:14,351
  3264. Whoa.
  3265.  
  3266. 724
  3267. 00:49:23,661 --> 00:49:26,729
  3268. I'm sorry about what
  3269. happened last night.
  3270.  
  3271. 725
  3272. 00:49:27,699 --> 00:49:32,668
  3273. What happens here stays here.
  3274.  
  3275. 726
  3276. 00:49:42,580 --> 00:49:44,480
  3277. Is that what I think it is?
  3278.  
  3279. 727
  3280. 00:49:44,482 --> 00:49:45,881
  3281. This is nothing.
  3282.  
  3283. 728
  3284. 00:49:45,883 --> 00:49:47,383
  3285. Just a little hiccup.
  3286.  
  3287. 729
  3288. 00:49:48,486 --> 00:49:50,252
  3289. We get our fair share
  3290. of skinny-dippers, too.
  3291.  
  3292. 730
  3293. 00:49:50,254 --> 00:49:52,021
  3294. Who the fuck would
  3295. skinny-dip out here?
  3296.  
  3297. 731
  3298. 00:49:52,023 --> 00:49:53,489
  3299. Her shorts are shredded, Anita.
  3300.  
  3301. 732
  3302. 00:49:53,491 --> 00:49:54,957
  3303. Listen.
  3304.  
  3305. 733
  3306. 00:49:54,959 --> 00:49:55,624
  3307. Your re-opening probably
  3308. needs to be canceled.
  3309.  
  3310. 734
  3311. 00:49:55,626 --> 00:49:56,559
  3312. Don't you agree?
  3313.  
  3314. 735
  3315. 00:49:56,561 --> 00:49:57,493
  3316. Absolutely not.
  3317.  
  3318. 736
  3319. 00:49:57,495 --> 00:49:58,761
  3320. This could've been me, Anita.
  3321.  
  3322. 737
  3323. 00:49:58,763 --> 00:50:00,196
  3324. Yeah, she's right.
  3325.  
  3326. 738
  3327. 00:50:00,198 --> 00:50:02,698
  3328. Something strange is
  3329. goin' on out here.
  3330.  
  3331. 739
  3332. 00:50:02,700 --> 00:50:05,267
  3333. What is the real story
  3334. with that reporter kid?
  3335.  
  3336. 740
  3337. 00:50:05,269 --> 00:50:06,936
  3338. Who did that to him,
  3339. what did that to him?
  3340.  
  3341. 741
  3342. 00:50:06,938 --> 00:50:10,006
  3343. Everybody calm down, okay?
  3344.  
  3345. 742
  3346. 00:50:11,109 --> 00:50:12,742
  3347. Mr. Baumgarner, I
  3348. will make you deal.
  3349.  
  3350. 743
  3351. 00:50:12,744 --> 00:50:15,411
  3352. We won't reopen until we find
  3353. out exactly what is out there.
  3354.  
  3355. 744
  3356. 00:50:15,413 --> 00:50:16,579
  3357. So, you're confirming
  3358. something is out there.
  3359.  
  3360. 745
  3361. 00:50:16,581 --> 00:50:18,514
  3362. You've obviously
  3363. nothing to be afraid of.
  3364.  
  3365. 746
  3366. 00:50:18,516 --> 00:50:19,749
  3367. I can confirm that.
  3368.  
  3369. 747
  3370. 00:50:19,751 --> 00:50:20,549
  3371. You don't even know
  3372. what we're tracking.
  3373.  
  3374. 748
  3375. 00:50:20,551 --> 00:50:22,018
  3376. Or what's tracking us.
  3377.  
  3378. 749
  3379. 00:50:22,020 --> 00:50:24,286
  3380. I will under no
  3381. circumstances confirm
  3382.  
  3383. 750
  3384. 00:50:24,288 --> 00:50:25,688
  3385. that this is a Bigfoot.
  3386.  
  3387. 751
  3388. 00:50:25,690 --> 00:50:28,924
  3389. That is pure mythos
  3390. and plain stupidity.
  3391.  
  3392. 752
  3393. 00:50:28,926 --> 00:50:32,261
  3394. Well, whatever it is, it's big.
  3395.  
  3396. 753
  3397. 00:50:32,263 --> 00:50:34,563
  3398. Let's take a moment,
  3399. devise a search plan, copy?
  3400.  
  3401. 754
  3402. 00:50:34,565 --> 00:50:36,232
  3403. Uh, not copy?
  3404.  
  3405. 755
  3406. 00:50:36,234 --> 00:50:38,701
  3407. I'm a writer, not
  3408. the Grizzly Man.
  3409.  
  3410. 756
  3411. 00:50:38,703 --> 00:50:39,969
  3412. I'm not going tromping through
  3413.  
  3414. 757
  3415. 00:50:39,971 --> 00:50:41,637
  3416. the middle of the woods alone.
  3417.  
  3418. 758
  3419. 00:50:41,639 --> 00:50:42,972
  3420. You won't be alone.
  3421.  
  3422. 759
  3423. 00:50:42,974 --> 00:50:44,473
  3424. Roland, you come with
  3425. me to the gun barn.
  3426.  
  3427. 760
  3428. 00:50:44,475 --> 00:50:47,143
  3429. Poppy, go get Burl, we'll
  3430. rendezvous at the mess hall.
  3431.  
  3432. 761
  3433. 00:50:47,145 --> 00:50:48,544
  3434. - And do what?
  3435. - 15 minutes.
  3436.  
  3437. 762
  3438. 00:50:48,546 --> 00:50:49,546
  3439. Copy, 15.
  3440.  
  3441. 763
  3442. 00:50:50,381 --> 00:50:52,248
  3443. - Be careful.
  3444. - Copy, careful.
  3445.  
  3446. 764
  3447. 00:51:06,764 --> 00:51:08,864
  3448. I bring this life,
  3449.  
  3450. 765
  3451. 00:51:08,866 --> 00:51:10,666
  3452. given from God above.
  3453.  
  3454. 766
  3455. 00:51:12,870 --> 00:51:16,372
  3456. Offer it to protect
  3457. the ones I love.
  3458.  
  3459. 767
  3460. 00:51:18,042 --> 00:51:22,912
  3461. If it's needed to take
  3462. this away from me,
  3463.  
  3464. 768
  3465. 00:51:25,783 --> 00:51:27,917
  3466. dear lord,
  3467.  
  3468. 769
  3469. 00:51:29,454 --> 00:51:31,821
  3470. use the most with courage,
  3471.  
  3472. 770
  3473. 00:51:33,558 --> 00:51:34,558
  3474. and victory.
  3475.  
  3476. 771
  3477. 00:51:44,435 --> 00:51:45,868
  3478. I thought you said there was
  3479.  
  3480. 772
  3481. 00:51:45,870 --> 00:51:47,169
  3482. nothing to be afraid of?
  3483.  
  3484. 773
  3485. 00:51:48,906 --> 00:51:50,973
  3486. With a collection
  3487. like this, there isn't.
  3488.  
  3489. 774
  3490. 00:51:50,975 --> 00:51:53,275
  3491. Burl left some beauties behind!
  3492.  
  3493. 775
  3494. 00:51:53,277 --> 00:51:55,311
  3495. Listen, I could
  3496. pretend that I'm half
  3497.  
  3498. 776
  3499. 00:51:55,313 --> 00:51:57,546
  3500. as tough as you
  3501. ladies, I'm really not.
  3502.  
  3503. 777
  3504. 00:51:57,548 --> 00:51:59,548
  3505. You know, I think it might
  3506. be best if I just head out,
  3507.  
  3508. 778
  3509. 00:51:59,550 --> 00:52:02,051
  3510. maybe come back when you
  3511. have this all worked out?
  3512.  
  3513. 779
  3514. 00:52:02,053 --> 00:52:04,220
  3515. Oh, Ro, the party's
  3516. just getting started.
  3517.  
  3518. 780
  3519. 00:52:04,222 --> 00:52:05,621
  3520. Come on.
  3521.  
  3522. 781
  3523. 00:52:05,623 --> 00:52:07,590
  3524. Hunt with me, Roland.
  3525.  
  3526. 782
  3527. 00:52:07,592 --> 00:52:09,959
  3528. Get your primal juices flowing.
  3529.  
  3530. 783
  3531. 00:52:09,961 --> 00:52:12,761
  3532. Make you feel like a
  3533. real man, I promise.
  3534.  
  3535. 784
  3536. 00:52:12,763 --> 00:52:16,332
  3537. Well, my courage, uh,
  3538.  
  3539. 785
  3540. 00:52:16,334 --> 00:52:18,868
  3541. at this point, is pretty low.
  3542.  
  3543. 786
  3544. 00:52:18,870 --> 00:52:21,637
  3545. Well, courage is not the
  3546. absence of fear, my friend.
  3547.  
  3548. 787
  3549. 00:52:21,639 --> 00:52:24,106
  3550. It's the action taken
  3551. in the face of it.
  3552.  
  3553. 788
  3554. 00:52:24,108 --> 00:52:25,875
  3555. You know, I could've
  3556. been like you.
  3557.  
  3558. 789
  3559. 00:52:25,877 --> 00:52:27,409
  3560. Yeah, really?
  3561.  
  3562. 790
  3563. 00:52:27,411 --> 00:52:29,411
  3564. I wanted to be a
  3565. doctor, once upon a time.
  3566.  
  3567. 791
  3568. 00:52:29,413 --> 00:52:30,413
  3569. What happened?
  3570.  
  3571. 792
  3572. 00:52:31,649 --> 00:52:34,049
  3573. Two teenage girls got murdered
  3574. on my family's camp ground.
  3575.  
  3576. 793
  3577. 00:52:34,051 --> 00:52:36,952
  3578. Buried us in debt,
  3579. lawsuits and lies.
  3580.  
  3581. 794
  3582. 00:52:36,954 --> 00:52:39,255
  3583. Your little book
  3584. didn't help much.
  3585.  
  3586. 795
  3587. 00:52:39,257 --> 00:52:41,757
  3588. After my mom got sick, I
  3589. inherited all the people comin'
  3590.  
  3591. 796
  3592. 00:52:41,759 --> 00:52:44,760
  3593. up here lookin' for the
  3594. Merrymaker Murderer, breakin' in,
  3595.  
  3596. 797
  3597. 00:52:44,762 --> 00:52:48,898
  3598. vandalizing property, I've
  3599. found more used condoms than...
  3600.  
  3601. 798
  3602. 00:52:48,900 --> 00:52:51,367
  3603. Your mom, she wrote
  3604. like she was such a fan.
  3605.  
  3606. 799
  3607. 00:52:52,470 --> 00:52:55,538
  3608. Oh, she would kill
  3609. to be here right now.
  3610.  
  3611. 800
  3612. 00:53:03,114 --> 00:53:05,047
  3613. I've never really
  3614. shot a gun before, so...
  3615.  
  3616. 801
  3617. 00:53:05,049 --> 00:53:06,248
  3618. You'll figure it out.
  3619.  
  3620. 802
  3621. 00:53:16,827 --> 00:53:17,827
  3622. Burl!
  3623.  
  3624. 803
  3625. 00:53:20,364 --> 00:53:21,430
  3626. Burl, where are you?
  3627.  
  3628. 804
  3629. 00:53:22,767 --> 00:53:23,767
  3630. Burl.
  3631.  
  3632. 805
  3633. 00:53:25,203 --> 00:53:26,203
  3634. Burl!
  3635.  
  3636. 806
  3637. 00:53:30,841 --> 00:53:32,608
  3638. Burl, come in, we need you.
  3639.  
  3640. 807
  3641. 00:53:47,124 --> 00:53:48,691
  3642. Poppy, come in, please.
  3643.  
  3644. 808
  3645. 00:53:59,737 --> 00:54:00,686
  3646. Poppy!
  3647.  
  3648. 809
  3649. 00:54:00,687 --> 00:54:02,127
  3650. What, they've
  3651. disappeared now, too?
  3652.  
  3653. 810
  3654. 00:54:03,975 --> 00:54:06,742
  3655. You think maybe they're
  3656. already out lookin' for Lupita?
  3657.  
  3658. 811
  3659. 00:54:06,744 --> 00:54:07,943
  3660. Yeah.
  3661.  
  3662. 812
  3663. 00:54:07,945 --> 00:54:10,112
  3664. Yeah, yeah, that's
  3665. probably where they are.
  3666.  
  3667. 813
  3668. 00:54:11,782 --> 00:54:12,982
  3669. Okay, I have an idea.
  3670.  
  3671. 814
  3672. 00:55:03,601 --> 00:55:05,601
  3673. What do we have here?
  3674.  
  3675. 815
  3676. 00:55:12,576 --> 00:55:14,643
  3677. You little pervert, you.
  3678.  
  3679. 816
  3680. 00:55:18,649 --> 00:55:19,649
  3681. Ah-roo!
  3682.  
  3683. 817
  3684. 00:55:36,233 --> 00:55:37,800
  3685. You think she's up there?
  3686.  
  3687. 818
  3688. 00:55:37,802 --> 00:55:39,435
  3689. Why would she go up there?
  3690.  
  3691. 819
  3692. 00:55:40,538 --> 00:55:41,837
  3693. It's up there.
  3694.  
  3695. 820
  3696. 00:55:43,441 --> 00:55:45,607
  3697. Why don't we wait
  3698. for "it" to come down?
  3699.  
  3700. 821
  3701. 00:55:46,944 --> 00:55:47,976
  3702. Yeah!
  3703.  
  3704. 822
  3705. 00:55:47,978 --> 00:55:49,244
  3706. Why don't you wait here?
  3707.  
  3708. 823
  3709. 00:57:40,224 --> 00:57:41,790
  3710. Did you hear that?
  3711.  
  3712. 824
  3713. 00:57:42,860 --> 00:57:43,692
  3714. Yeah.
  3715.  
  3716. 825
  3717. 00:57:43,694 --> 00:57:44,993
  3718. Was that your sister?
  3719.  
  3720. 826
  3721. 00:57:46,197 --> 00:57:47,197
  3722. I think so.
  3723.  
  3724. 827
  3725. 00:57:49,366 --> 00:57:51,433
  3726. I don't think just
  3727. storming up there and ringing
  3728.  
  3729. 828
  3730. 00:57:51,435 --> 00:57:54,369
  3731. - the doorbell is a good idea.
  3732. - We have guns, it doesn't.
  3733.  
  3734. 829
  3735. 00:58:00,911 --> 00:58:02,177
  3736. Oh, my god.
  3737.  
  3738. 830
  3739. 00:58:03,981 --> 00:58:05,047
  3740. Holy shit.
  3741.  
  3742. 831
  3743. 00:58:05,049 --> 00:58:06,715
  3744. Holy shit!
  3745.  
  3746. 832
  3747. 00:58:06,717 --> 00:58:07,950
  3748. What the fuck?
  3749.  
  3750. 833
  3751. 00:58:10,354 --> 00:58:12,287
  3752. - Roland, hey, listen to me!
  3753. - What?
  3754.  
  3755. 834
  3756. 00:58:13,257 --> 00:58:14,523
  3757. You're okay, you're okay.
  3758.  
  3759. 835
  3760. 00:58:14,525 --> 00:58:16,358
  3761. There's nothing you
  3762. can do for her now.
  3763.  
  3764. 836
  3765. 00:58:17,428 --> 00:58:19,161
  3766. No, wait, I'm not
  3767. going any damn further.
  3768.  
  3769. 837
  3770. 00:58:19,163 --> 00:58:21,430
  3771. You don't have a
  3772. choice, this is it, okay?
  3773.  
  3774. 838
  3775. 00:58:22,466 --> 00:58:24,800
  3776. You got this, you got this.
  3777.  
  3778. 839
  3779. 00:58:26,470 --> 00:58:27,470
  3780. Okay.
  3781.  
  3782. 840
  3783. 00:58:41,719 --> 00:58:43,218
  3784. One.
  3785.  
  3786. 841
  3787. 00:58:43,220 --> 00:58:44,220
  3788. Two.
  3789.  
  3790. 842
  3791. 00:58:49,660 --> 00:58:51,627
  3792. Help, run, run!
  3793.  
  3794. 843
  3795. 00:58:51,629 --> 00:58:52,461
  3796. Run!
  3797.  
  3798. 844
  3799. 00:58:52,463 --> 00:58:53,463
  3800. It's here!
  3801.  
  3802. 845
  3803. 00:59:01,839 --> 00:59:03,205
  3804. What the fuck was that?
  3805.  
  3806. 846
  3807. 00:59:03,207 --> 00:59:04,439
  3808. What the fuck?
  3809.  
  3810. 847
  3811. 00:59:08,612 --> 00:59:10,812
  3812. You're okay, we're okay!
  3813.  
  3814. 848
  3815. 00:59:10,814 --> 00:59:14,349
  3816. - No, I'm not okay.
  3817. - Hey, everybody is okay.
  3818.  
  3819. 849
  3820. 00:59:14,351 --> 00:59:15,784
  3821. Stop saying that!
  3822.  
  3823. 850
  3824. 00:59:15,786 --> 00:59:16,786
  3825. Nothing is okay.
  3826.  
  3827. 851
  3828. 00:59:17,688 --> 00:59:19,187
  3829. Okay?
  3830.  
  3831. 852
  3832. 00:59:19,189 --> 00:59:21,523
  3833. Your camp is harboring a
  3834. wild beast, Bigfoot thing,
  3835.  
  3836. 853
  3837. 00:59:21,525 --> 00:59:22,691
  3838. that's mauling people
  3839. and needs to be killed.
  3840.  
  3841. 854
  3842. 00:59:22,693 --> 00:59:25,160
  3843. You can't have
  3844. people staying here.
  3845.  
  3846. 855
  3847. 00:59:25,162 --> 00:59:26,595
  3848. You're lucky I'm not
  3849. threatening to sue your ass!
  3850.  
  3851. 856
  3852. 00:59:26,597 --> 00:59:28,130
  3853. Sue us for what?
  3854.  
  3855. 857
  3856. 00:59:28,132 --> 00:59:30,332
  3857. What can you take from us
  3858. that you haven't already?
  3859.  
  3860. 858
  3861. 00:59:30,334 --> 00:59:31,833
  3862. You just take me back to my car,
  3863.  
  3864. 859
  3865. 00:59:31,835 --> 00:59:33,468
  3866. so I can get the hell
  3867. outta here, okay?
  3868.  
  3869. 860
  3870. 00:59:33,470 --> 00:59:36,104
  3871. I have a wife and a
  3872. child, and another child,
  3873.  
  3874. 861
  3875. 00:59:36,106 --> 00:59:37,940
  3876. in the real world
  3877. to get back to!
  3878.  
  3879. 862
  3880. 00:59:38,909 --> 00:59:39,909
  3881. Copy that.
  3882.  
  3883. 863
  3884. 00:59:49,119 --> 00:59:50,119
  3885. Shit.
  3886.  
  3887. 864
  3888. 00:59:52,423 --> 00:59:53,755
  3889. No fucking way.
  3890.  
  3891. 865
  3892. 00:59:56,961 --> 00:59:59,294
  3893. I'm trapped in my
  3894. own god damn book.
  3895.  
  3896. 866
  3897. 01:00:00,130 --> 01:00:01,797
  3898. Do we have insurance in here?
  3899.  
  3900. 867
  3901. 01:00:03,267 --> 01:00:06,301
  3902. Fuck you and your
  3903. Smokey the Bear Insurance.
  3904.  
  3905. 868
  3906. 01:00:06,303 --> 01:00:07,636
  3907. You have a serious
  3908. fuckin' problem
  3909.  
  3910. 869
  3911. 01:00:07,638 --> 01:00:09,638
  3912. is what you have, Ranger Bishop.
  3913.  
  3914. 870
  3915. 01:00:11,275 --> 01:00:13,842
  3916. Now, this is a crime
  3917. scene, a murder scene,
  3918.  
  3919. 871
  3920. 01:00:13,844 --> 01:00:16,178
  3921. and you're
  3922. accessories to murder.
  3923.  
  3924. 872
  3925. 01:00:16,180 --> 01:00:18,680
  3926. I know you say you're the
  3927. law out here, but I think
  3928.  
  3929. 873
  3930. 01:00:18,682 --> 01:00:21,516
  3931. this has gone to levels beyond
  3932. your fuckin' jurisdiction!
  3933.  
  3934. 874
  3935. 01:00:26,323 --> 01:00:29,858
  3936. Do you realize a Saab
  3937. is a vintage classic?
  3938.  
  3939. 875
  3940. 01:00:29,860 --> 01:00:33,161
  3941. Do you know how much depreciation
  3942. value this just cost me?
  3943.  
  3944. 876
  3945. 01:00:33,163 --> 01:00:36,398
  3946. Mr. Baumgarner, you
  3947. like secrets, right?
  3948.  
  3949. 877
  3950. 01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:37,966
  3951. Yeah, why?
  3952.  
  3953. 878
  3954. 01:00:37,968 --> 01:00:40,402
  3955. We've been keeping
  3956. a little secret from you.
  3957.  
  3958. 879
  3959. 01:00:40,404 --> 01:00:43,372
  3960. The secret is out, I need
  3961. god damn medical attention!
  3962.  
  3963. 880
  3964. 01:00:43,374 --> 01:00:45,674
  3965. You deserve to know the truth.
  3966.  
  3967. 881
  3968. 01:00:46,610 --> 01:00:48,043
  3969. The truth, what truth?
  3970.  
  3971. 882
  3972. 01:00:50,047 --> 01:00:51,313
  3973. Nice drivin', city boy.
  3974.  
  3975. 883
  3976. 01:00:54,952 --> 01:00:57,185
  3977. Is that Burl wearin' my mask?
  3978.  
  3979. 884
  3980. 01:01:05,496 --> 01:01:08,797
  3981. The truth is, we're
  3982. smarter than you.
  3983.  
  3984. 885
  3985. 01:01:25,549 --> 01:01:26,715
  3986. Poppy, listen to me.
  3987.  
  3988. 886
  3989. 01:01:28,585 --> 01:01:30,719
  3990. No matter what happens next,
  3991.  
  3992. 887
  3993. 01:01:30,721 --> 01:01:33,488
  3994. there is nothing that we
  3995. can't get through together.
  3996.  
  3997. 888
  3998. 01:01:35,793 --> 01:01:36,858
  3999. We're blood.
  4000.  
  4001. 889
  4002. 01:01:46,770 --> 01:01:48,637
  4003. Oh, Mr. Baumgarner!
  4004.  
  4005. 890
  4006. 01:01:50,708 --> 01:01:51,708
  4007. Hi!
  4008.  
  4009. 891
  4010. 01:01:55,179 --> 01:02:00,215
  4011. Welcome to the Merrymaker camp
  4012. ground official reopening.
  4013.  
  4014. 892
  4015. 01:02:01,985 --> 01:02:04,019
  4016. Boy, I do apologize
  4017. that things haven't gone
  4018.  
  4019. 893
  4020. 01:02:04,021 --> 01:02:06,188
  4021. a little bit more smoothly.
  4022.  
  4023. 894
  4024. 01:02:06,190 --> 01:02:08,757
  4025. We have been dealing with
  4026. a little bit of an issue,
  4027.  
  4028. 895
  4029. 01:02:08,759 --> 01:02:12,260
  4030. these last few months,
  4031. and my, oh my, you just
  4032.  
  4033. 896
  4034. 01:02:12,262 --> 01:02:15,731
  4035. would've thought that all
  4036. hell had broken loose, but uh,
  4037.  
  4038. 897
  4039. 01:02:15,733 --> 01:02:18,934
  4040. luckily, crisis averted.
  4041.  
  4042. 898
  4043. 01:02:20,270 --> 01:02:24,806
  4044. So, I had Penelope get together
  4045. a little something for you.
  4046.  
  4047. 899
  4048. 01:02:25,943 --> 01:02:27,909
  4049. A little visual aid, so
  4050. Penelope, if you please.
  4051.  
  4052. 900
  4053. 01:02:39,890 --> 01:02:41,923
  4054. Since you got all the credit
  4055. for writing down our story,
  4056.  
  4057. 901
  4058. 01:02:41,925 --> 01:02:44,092
  4059. I thought that you should
  4060. at least see the truth.
  4061.  
  4062. 902
  4063. 01:02:48,799 --> 01:02:50,398
  4064. You know how to
  4065. raise this thing, right?
  4066.  
  4067. 903
  4068. 01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:52,334
  4069. Dude, don't worry about it.
  4070.  
  4071. 904
  4072. 01:02:53,704 --> 01:02:54,803
  4073. Just film it.
  4074.  
  4075. 905
  4076. 01:02:56,540 --> 01:02:58,406
  4077. Apparently there's this
  4078. camp counselor who eats
  4079.  
  4080. 906
  4081. 01:02:58,408 --> 01:03:01,676
  4082. babies or something who
  4083. lives in that cabin.
  4084.  
  4085. 907
  4086. 01:03:01,678 --> 01:03:03,812
  4087. I've been double dog
  4088. dared and bet five dollars
  4089.  
  4090. 908
  4091. 01:03:03,814 --> 01:03:07,315
  4092. that I won't go inside of
  4093. it, alone, for 10 minutes.
  4094.  
  4095. 909
  4096. 01:03:07,317 --> 01:03:08,850
  4097. Alone?
  4098.  
  4099. 910
  4100. 01:03:08,852 --> 01:03:10,085
  4101. That's two dollars a minute,
  4102. that's a pretty good deal.
  4103.  
  4104. 911
  4105. 01:03:10,087 --> 01:03:11,319
  4106. If I gave you $20,
  4107.  
  4108. 912
  4109. 01:03:11,321 --> 01:03:12,754
  4110. you still wouldn't
  4111. go in it, you baby.
  4112.  
  4113. 913
  4114. 01:03:12,756 --> 01:03:16,191
  4115. - I told you, my number's 100.
  4116. - Fine, then stay here.
  4117.  
  4118. 914
  4119. 01:03:16,193 --> 01:03:17,859
  4120. No, Caitie, come on.
  4121.  
  4122. 915
  4123. 01:03:17,861 --> 01:03:20,228
  4124. Caitie, it was funny
  4125. before, but not anymore.
  4126.  
  4127. 916
  4128. 01:03:20,230 --> 01:03:21,830
  4129. Caitie.
  4130.  
  4131. 917
  4132. 01:03:21,832 --> 01:03:23,398
  4133. I thought you weren't
  4134. scared of anything?
  4135.  
  4136. 918
  4137. 01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:25,367
  4138. - You won't do it.
  4139. - Oh, yeah?
  4140.  
  4141. 919
  4142. 01:03:26,303 --> 01:03:27,303
  4143. Watch me.
  4144.  
  4145. 920
  4146. 01:03:33,911 --> 01:03:35,677
  4147. - Holy crap!
  4148. - God, what was it, take this!
  4149.  
  4150. 921
  4151. 01:03:35,679 --> 01:03:39,714
  4152. I don't know,
  4153. there's something in there!
  4154.  
  4155. 922
  4156. 01:03:39,716 --> 01:03:41,216
  4157. - Violet, come on.
  4158. - Hello?
  4159.  
  4160. 923
  4161. 01:03:41,218 --> 01:03:44,152
  4162. No, Violet, come
  4163. on, please, let's just go.
  4164.  
  4165. 924
  4166. 01:03:44,154 --> 01:03:45,154
  4167. No.
  4168.  
  4169. 925
  4170. 01:03:48,258 --> 01:03:52,294
  4171. Violet, Violet!
  4172.  
  4173. 926
  4174. 01:03:56,500 --> 01:04:00,635
  4175. And, the rest,
  4176. they say, is history.
  4177.  
  4178. 927
  4179. 01:04:02,472 --> 01:04:03,472
  4180. Thank you, Poppy.
  4181.  
  4182. 928
  4183. 01:04:07,244 --> 01:04:11,446
  4184. Boy, I did not think that a
  4185. fan letter would get you here.
  4186.  
  4187. 929
  4188. 01:04:13,083 --> 01:04:16,418
  4189. But when you showed up,
  4190. come hell or high water,
  4191.  
  4192. 930
  4193. 01:04:17,554 --> 01:04:19,521
  4194. I just knew that our
  4195. ship had come in.
  4196.  
  4197. 931
  4198. 01:04:21,325 --> 01:04:22,490
  4199. So, tell me, Mr. B.
  4200.  
  4201. 932
  4202. 01:04:24,528 --> 01:04:29,598
  4203. How much are the lives
  4204. of that cutie-pie wife,
  4205.  
  4206. 933
  4207. 01:04:31,001 --> 01:04:33,041
  4208. and little bun in the oven
  4209. of yours worth to ya, hm?
  4210.  
  4211. 934
  4212. 01:04:35,606 --> 01:04:37,472
  4213. What about your little girl?
  4214.  
  4215. 935
  4216. 01:04:42,846 --> 01:04:43,645
  4217. Isabella?
  4218.  
  4219. 936
  4220. 01:04:43,646 --> 01:04:45,366
  4221. Something really scary
  4222. and bad can happen...
  4223.  
  4224. 937
  4225. 01:04:47,918 --> 01:04:50,585
  4226. Get back!
  4227.  
  4228. 938
  4229. 01:04:50,587 --> 01:04:52,954
  4230. Go on, bear, go on, bear.
  4231.  
  4232. 939
  4233. 01:04:52,956 --> 01:04:54,155
  4234. What is he doing?
  4235.  
  4236. 940
  4237. 01:04:54,157 --> 01:04:56,258
  4238. You can't fucking bring
  4239. that thing in here.
  4240.  
  4241. 941
  4242. 01:04:56,260 --> 01:04:58,159
  4243. You can't bring
  4244. that thing in here!
  4245.  
  4246. 942
  4247. 01:04:58,161 --> 01:05:01,529
  4248. Signed, sealed and delivered.
  4249.  
  4250. 943
  4251. 01:05:01,531 --> 01:05:02,597
  4252. As promised.
  4253.  
  4254. 944
  4255. 01:05:05,202 --> 01:05:07,168
  4256. Get behind me, Poppy.
  4257.  
  4258. 945
  4259. 01:05:07,170 --> 01:05:08,603
  4260. That is not a Bigfoot.
  4261.  
  4262. 946
  4263. 01:05:10,374 --> 01:05:12,507
  4264. - It's your brother.
  4265. - What?
  4266.  
  4267. 947
  4268. 01:05:12,509 --> 01:05:14,976
  4269. You heard him, your
  4270. brother, not a Bigfoot.
  4271.  
  4272. 948
  4273. 01:05:17,447 --> 01:05:18,947
  4274. That's, that's Wayne?
  4275.  
  4276. 949
  4277. 01:05:20,550 --> 01:05:21,816
  4278. That's our Wayne?
  4279.  
  4280. 950
  4281. 01:05:21,818 --> 01:05:23,184
  4282. But Mom said that he...
  4283.  
  4284. 951
  4285. 01:05:23,186 --> 01:05:25,320
  4286. Mom lied to ya, sweet pea.
  4287.  
  4288. 952
  4289. 01:05:25,322 --> 01:05:26,888
  4290. Your mom had a lot of secrets.
  4291.  
  4292. 953
  4293. 01:05:52,950 --> 01:05:54,749
  4294. What's momma to do?
  4295.  
  4296. 954
  4297. 01:05:57,220 --> 01:05:59,854
  4298. Not clip the wings
  4299. of her baby bird.
  4300.  
  4301. 955
  4302. 01:06:01,591 --> 01:06:02,958
  4303. Cradle you.
  4304.  
  4305. 956
  4306. 01:06:02,960 --> 01:06:05,727
  4307. And coddle you in
  4308. my arms forever.
  4309.  
  4310. 957
  4311. 01:06:07,631 --> 01:06:08,997
  4312. No!
  4313.  
  4314. 958
  4315. 01:06:08,999 --> 01:06:13,501
  4316. Our divine mother
  4317. gives us obstacles,
  4318.  
  4319. 959
  4320. 01:06:13,503 --> 01:06:16,571
  4321. and those obstacles provide
  4322. us with the nutrients
  4323.  
  4324. 960
  4325. 01:06:16,573 --> 01:06:20,308
  4326. of opportunity for the
  4327. growth of our species.
  4328.  
  4329. 961
  4330. 01:06:20,310 --> 01:06:23,011
  4331. You are my challenge!
  4332.  
  4333. 962
  4334. 01:06:24,114 --> 01:06:27,082
  4335. You are the fruit
  4336. of a mother's labor!
  4337.  
  4338. 963
  4339. 01:06:27,884 --> 01:06:30,719
  4340. Left out to spoil in the sun!
  4341.  
  4342. 964
  4343. 01:06:30,721 --> 01:06:34,089
  4344. You will rise out of the ashes,
  4345.  
  4346. 965
  4347. 01:06:34,091 --> 01:06:38,293
  4348. and your scars will be proof
  4349. that you cannot be taken down
  4350.  
  4351. 966
  4352. 01:06:38,295 --> 01:06:42,364
  4353. by mere mortal men!
  4354.  
  4355. 967
  4356. 01:06:50,741 --> 01:06:52,540
  4357. What in God's name?
  4358.  
  4359. 968
  4360. 01:06:55,746 --> 01:06:58,279
  4361. Their parents are
  4362. already searching for them.
  4363.  
  4364. 969
  4365. 01:06:58,281 --> 01:07:00,715
  4366. We don't have much
  4367. time, I need you, baby.
  4368.  
  4369. 970
  4370. 01:07:02,419 --> 01:07:04,619
  4371. If I'm to keep this
  4372. place going, I need you.
  4373.  
  4374. 971
  4375. 01:07:04,621 --> 01:07:06,755
  4376. I need you to be strong for me.
  4377.  
  4378. 972
  4379. 01:07:06,757 --> 01:07:10,859
  4380. This'll just be
  4381. our secret, okay?
  4382.  
  4383. 973
  4384. 01:07:10,861 --> 01:07:11,861
  4385. Okay?
  4386.  
  4387. 974
  4388. 01:07:17,567 --> 01:07:21,770
  4389. Now, I need you, I need
  4390. you to get that bear
  4391.  
  4392. 975
  4393. 01:07:21,772 --> 01:07:23,505
  4394. that you shot that's
  4395. still in the walk-in.
  4396.  
  4397. 976
  4398. 01:07:23,507 --> 01:07:25,140
  4399. I need you to bring me his paw.
  4400.  
  4401. 977
  4402. 01:07:27,511 --> 01:07:28,543
  4403. You got to be quick.
  4404.  
  4405. 978
  4406. 01:08:16,226 --> 01:08:17,292
  4407. Wayne?
  4408.  
  4409. 979
  4410. 01:08:17,294 --> 01:08:18,126
  4411. Wayne.
  4412.  
  4413. 980
  4414. 01:08:18,128 --> 01:08:19,394
  4415. Wayne, it's me.
  4416.  
  4417. 981
  4418. 01:08:19,396 --> 01:08:20,628
  4419. It's Pop tart.
  4420.  
  4421. 982
  4422. 01:08:26,603 --> 01:08:28,937
  4423. Calm down, calm down.
  4424.  
  4425. 983
  4426. 01:08:30,607 --> 01:08:32,907
  4427. You're okay, you're okay.
  4428.  
  4429. 984
  4430. 01:08:32,909 --> 01:08:35,543
  4431. Time to take the armor off.
  4432.  
  4433. 985
  4434. 01:08:35,545 --> 01:08:38,012
  4435. You and me both, okay, bear?
  4436.  
  4437. 986
  4438. 01:08:38,014 --> 01:08:40,482
  4439. Can you be brave for me, bear?
  4440.  
  4441. 987
  4442. 01:08:44,855 --> 01:08:46,855
  4443. It's okay, bear.
  4444.  
  4445. 988
  4446. 01:08:46,857 --> 01:08:47,857
  4447. It's okay.
  4448.  
  4449. 989
  4450. 01:08:50,026 --> 01:08:51,026
  4451. Oh, baby.
  4452.  
  4453. 990
  4454. 01:08:51,862 --> 01:08:52,862
  4455. Oh, baby.
  4456.  
  4457. 991
  4458. 01:08:54,131 --> 01:08:57,198
  4459. This off now, let
  4460. you see what the
  4461.  
  4462. 992
  4463. 01:08:57,200 --> 01:08:59,100
  4464. real world looks like.
  4465.  
  4466. 993
  4467. 01:09:08,345 --> 01:09:10,311
  4468. You killed those
  4469. two girls, Wayne?
  4470.  
  4471. 994
  4472. 01:09:12,782 --> 01:09:13,782
  4473. Wayne.
  4474.  
  4475. 995
  4476. 01:09:14,885 --> 01:09:17,018
  4477. And that camper girl?
  4478.  
  4479. 996
  4480. 01:09:17,020 --> 01:09:19,621
  4481. Those are innocent
  4482. people, Wayne.
  4483.  
  4484. 997
  4485. 01:09:19,623 --> 01:09:20,588
  4486. Who's innocent?
  4487.  
  4488. 998
  4489. 01:09:20,590 --> 01:09:22,390
  4490. The boy's handicapped!
  4491.  
  4492. 999
  4493. 01:09:22,392 --> 01:09:24,092
  4494. He's not a boy,
  4495. he's a grown ass man,
  4496.  
  4497. 1000
  4498. 01:09:24,094 --> 01:09:25,593
  4499. and if you ask me, you're just
  4500. as much to blame as he is,
  4501.  
  4502. 1001
  4503. 01:09:25,595 --> 01:09:27,228
  4504. so I would shut
  4505. it, if I were you!
  4506.  
  4507. 1002
  4508. 01:09:27,230 --> 01:09:29,764
  4509. He's never hurt you, has he?
  4510.  
  4511. 1003
  4512. 01:09:29,766 --> 01:09:30,766
  4513. Let him be.
  4514.  
  4515. 1004
  4516. 01:09:31,968 --> 01:09:33,334
  4517. You wanna wipe the slate clean?
  4518.  
  4519. 1005
  4520. 01:09:33,336 --> 01:09:34,336
  4521. Yeah.
  4522.  
  4523. 1006
  4524. 01:09:35,205 --> 01:09:37,172
  4525. He can't be here anymore.
  4526.  
  4527. 1007
  4528. 01:09:37,174 --> 01:09:38,806
  4529. Either you do it, or I will.
  4530.  
  4531. 1008
  4532. 01:09:40,410 --> 01:09:41,676
  4533. You got your orders.
  4534.  
  4535. 1009
  4536. 01:09:43,280 --> 01:09:46,514
  4537. He is what will always
  4538. be great about humanity.
  4539.  
  4540. 1010
  4541. 01:09:49,152 --> 01:09:51,686
  4542. No matter how deep
  4543. the shit gets...
  4544.  
  4545. 1011
  4546. 01:09:56,026 --> 01:09:57,358
  4547. His spirit is undying.
  4548.  
  4549. 1012
  4550. 01:10:01,898 --> 01:10:03,331
  4551. God damn national monument.
  4552.  
  4553. 1013
  4554. 01:10:06,203 --> 01:10:07,602
  4555. Come here, bear.
  4556.  
  4557. 1014
  4558. 01:10:10,807 --> 01:10:15,877
  4559. I swore to your momma I'd protect
  4560. ya until your last breath.
  4561.  
  4562. 1015
  4563. 01:10:18,782 --> 01:10:21,316
  4564. I can't let 'em take
  4565. you away in chains, boy.
  4566.  
  4567. 1016
  4568. 01:10:58,855 --> 01:11:01,456
  4569. Y'all ain't even
  4570. my fucking kids.
  4571.  
  4572. 1017
  4573. 01:11:06,396 --> 01:11:08,096
  4574. Jesus fuck, Annie!
  4575.  
  4576. 1018
  4577. 01:11:10,166 --> 01:11:13,234
  4578. Burl and I had unfinished
  4579. business I just finished.
  4580.  
  4581. 1019
  4582. 01:11:13,236 --> 01:11:15,069
  4583. I am done with
  4584. this fucking shit!
  4585.  
  4586. 1020
  4587. 01:11:15,071 --> 01:11:17,305
  4588. I am done with your
  4589. fucking schemes!
  4590.  
  4591. 1021
  4592. 01:11:17,307 --> 01:11:18,640
  4593. I'm out, okay?
  4594.  
  4595. 1022
  4596. 01:11:18,642 --> 01:11:21,709
  4597. Just try and hold
  4598. it together, Penelope!
  4599.  
  4600. 1023
  4601. 01:11:21,711 --> 01:11:22,711
  4602. Okay?
  4603.  
  4604. 1024
  4605. 01:11:24,514 --> 01:11:25,813
  4606. We're almost done here.
  4607.  
  4608. 1025
  4609. 01:11:27,150 --> 01:11:30,151
  4610. Now, kindly remove the
  4611. gag from Mr. Baumgarner,
  4612.  
  4613. 1026
  4614. 01:11:30,153 --> 01:11:32,787
  4615. and we can get down to
  4616. business, do you understand?
  4617.  
  4618. 1027
  4619. 01:11:49,906 --> 01:11:51,406
  4620. You crazy bitches.
  4621.  
  4622. 1028
  4623. 01:11:51,408 --> 01:11:53,308
  4624. I've always wanted to ask
  4625. you something, Mr. Baumgarner.
  4626.  
  4627. 1029
  4628. 01:11:53,310 --> 01:11:54,310
  4629. Face to face.
  4630.  
  4631. 1030
  4632. 01:11:55,945 --> 01:11:57,078
  4633. You never camped here.
  4634.  
  4635. 1031
  4636. 01:11:57,947 --> 01:11:59,013
  4637. You don't know us.
  4638.  
  4639. 1032
  4640. 01:12:00,183 --> 01:12:03,484
  4641. So, our family, our
  4642. story, our history,
  4643.  
  4644. 1033
  4645. 01:12:04,554 --> 01:12:06,187
  4646. was that just
  4647. about money to you?
  4648.  
  4649. 1034
  4650. 01:12:08,058 --> 01:12:09,557
  4651. What's wrong with money?
  4652.  
  4653. 1035
  4654. 01:12:09,559 --> 01:12:13,027
  4655. Nothing's wrong with money,
  4656. we love money.
  4657.  
  4658. 1036
  4659. 01:12:13,029 --> 01:12:15,129
  4660. This little adventure that
  4661. we are currently engaged in
  4662.  
  4663. 1037
  4664. 01:12:15,131 --> 01:12:17,365
  4665. is entrepreneurial in nature.
  4666.  
  4667. 1038
  4668. 01:12:17,367 --> 01:12:18,966
  4669. I bet this was so cute.
  4670.  
  4671. 1039
  4672. 01:12:23,606 --> 01:12:24,656
  4673. Oh, yeah, babe.
  4674.  
  4675. 1040
  4676. 01:12:24,657 --> 01:12:26,417
  4677. You have no idea how
  4678. deep inside of you I am.
  4679.  
  4680. 1041
  4681. 01:12:27,477 --> 01:12:30,111
  4682. Every man has to answer
  4683. for his sins, Roland.
  4684.  
  4685. 1042
  4686. 01:12:31,114 --> 01:12:32,180
  4687. Fuck, just as Burl.
  4688.  
  4689. 1043
  4690. 01:12:33,717 --> 01:12:35,616
  4691. What about Burl?
  4692.  
  4693. 1044
  4694. 01:12:35,618 --> 01:12:36,651
  4695. What about Burl?
  4696.  
  4697. 1045
  4698. 01:12:36,653 --> 01:12:38,319
  4699. Pictures and the laptop, please.
  4700.  
  4701. 1046
  4702. 01:12:42,192 --> 01:12:43,424
  4703. Oh, thank you.
  4704.  
  4705. 1047
  4706. 01:12:44,527 --> 01:12:46,327
  4707. I realize there needs
  4708. to be incentives
  4709.  
  4710. 1048
  4711. 01:12:46,329 --> 01:12:48,229
  4712. for both parties for a deal.
  4713.  
  4714. 1049
  4715. 01:12:49,599 --> 01:12:52,767
  4716. Yeah, us backward folk,
  4717. we got lots of cousins,
  4718.  
  4719. 1050
  4720. 01:12:52,769 --> 01:12:54,035
  4721. like cousin Kara?
  4722.  
  4723. 1051
  4724. 01:12:57,440 --> 01:12:59,307
  4725. She thinks you're
  4726. gross, by the way.
  4727.  
  4728. 1052
  4729. 01:13:05,415 --> 01:13:07,248
  4730. So, what do you say, Roland?
  4731.  
  4732. 1053
  4733. 01:13:07,250 --> 01:13:10,985
  4734. Shall we commence with the
  4735. first official business
  4736.  
  4737. 1054
  4738. 01:13:10,987 --> 01:13:14,422
  4739. transaction for the newly
  4740. reopened Merrymaker camp ground?
  4741.  
  4742. 1055
  4743. 01:13:15,492 --> 01:13:17,291
  4744. - Transaction?
  4745. - Mm-hm!
  4746.  
  4747. 1056
  4748. 01:13:17,293 --> 01:13:21,362
  4749. 6523343013, know that number?
  4750.  
  4751. 1057
  4752. 01:13:21,364 --> 01:13:23,898
  4753. Yeah, that one just
  4754. happens to be my fave.
  4755.  
  4756. 1058
  4757. 01:13:24,968 --> 01:13:26,534
  4758. I'm gonna need
  4759. the password, hon.
  4760.  
  4761. 1059
  4762. 01:13:27,637 --> 01:13:30,104
  4763. The password is blow me, bitch.
  4764.  
  4765. 1060
  4766. 01:13:32,409 --> 01:13:34,809
  4767. I need that money
  4768. to get out of here,
  4769.  
  4770. 1061
  4771. 01:13:34,811 --> 01:13:36,811
  4772. so you're gonna
  4773. fucking cooperate.
  4774.  
  4775. 1062
  4776. 01:13:36,813 --> 01:13:39,280
  4777. Or we can do this the I'm
  4778. your biggest fan misery way.
  4779.  
  4780. 1063
  4781. 01:13:39,282 --> 01:13:41,816
  4782. It's totally up to you, but
  4783. I really don't wanna have to
  4784.  
  4785. 1064
  4786. 01:13:41,818 --> 01:13:44,419
  4787. go after the wife and the kids
  4788. and the white picket fence.
  4789.  
  4790. 1065
  4791. 01:13:44,421 --> 01:13:45,586
  4792. I'm fuckin' tired, Ro.
  4793.  
  4794. 1066
  4795. 01:13:50,527 --> 01:13:53,661
  4796. Double one, three, oh.
  4797.  
  4798. 1067
  4799. 01:13:53,663 --> 01:13:54,695
  4800. Isabella.
  4801.  
  4802. 1068
  4803. 01:13:58,835 --> 01:14:00,768
  4804. What is this?
  4805.  
  4806. 1069
  4807. 01:14:00,770 --> 01:14:01,770
  4808. What is it?
  4809.  
  4810. 1070
  4811. 01:14:05,208 --> 01:14:08,109
  4812. There's got to be another
  4813. account or something, right?
  4814.  
  4815. 1071
  4816. 01:14:08,111 --> 01:14:10,044
  4817. Is this where you need to
  4818. put the minimum balance, or...
  4819.  
  4820. 1072
  4821. 01:14:10,046 --> 01:14:11,979
  4822. I thought you said that
  4823. this was hundreds of thousands
  4824.  
  4825. 1073
  4826. 01:14:11,981 --> 01:14:13,781
  4827. - of dollars?
  4828. - Just shut up, Penelope.
  4829.  
  4830. 1074
  4831. 01:14:13,783 --> 01:14:16,818
  4832. You wrote a best-seller,
  4833. 10 million copies sold.
  4834.  
  4835. 1075
  4836. 01:14:16,820 --> 01:14:18,486
  4837. Where's the money, Roland?
  4838.  
  4839. 1076
  4840. 01:14:19,722 --> 01:14:20,988
  4841. Who do you think I am?
  4842.  
  4843. 1077
  4844. 01:14:21,825 --> 01:14:23,458
  4845. Steven fucking King?
  4846.  
  4847. 1078
  4848. 01:14:24,427 --> 01:14:26,060
  4849. I've written one book.
  4850.  
  4851. 1079
  4852. 01:14:26,062 --> 01:14:28,996
  4853. From which the distribution
  4854. takes a cut, agent fees,
  4855.  
  4856. 1080
  4857. 01:14:28,998 --> 01:14:32,233
  4858. manager fees, fucking
  4859. attorney fees, all plus tax!
  4860.  
  4861. 1081
  4862. 01:14:32,235 --> 01:14:33,768
  4863. Oh, my god, this is pathetic.
  4864.  
  4865. 1082
  4866. 01:14:33,770 --> 01:14:36,771
  4867. No, what's pathetic is that
  4868. my wife makes the real money.
  4869.  
  4870. 1083
  4871. 01:14:39,609 --> 01:14:41,209
  4872. - If it wasn't for her...
  4873. - Wait!
  4874.  
  4875. 1084
  4876. 01:14:42,145 --> 01:14:43,678
  4877. He fucking writes a new book.
  4878.  
  4879. 1085
  4880. 01:14:44,747 --> 01:14:46,013
  4881. What?
  4882.  
  4883. 1086
  4884. 01:14:46,015 --> 01:14:46,948
  4885. We just gave him
  4886. the perfect story.
  4887.  
  4888. 1087
  4889. 01:14:46,950 --> 01:14:48,282
  4890. He survived a Bigfoot attack!
  4891.  
  4892. 1088
  4893. 01:14:51,020 --> 01:14:53,855
  4894. You do need a hit, Roland,
  4895. be good for your ego.
  4896.  
  4897. 1089
  4898. 01:14:55,258 --> 01:14:58,759
  4899. And apparently the Bigfoot
  4900. is very popular right now.
  4901.  
  4902. 1090
  4903. 01:14:58,761 --> 01:15:01,395
  4904. Yeah, he writes a Bigfoot book,
  4905.  
  4906. 1091
  4907. 01:15:01,397 --> 01:15:04,565
  4908. he gets to live, and the
  4909. checks start coming in,
  4910.  
  4911. 1092
  4912. 01:15:04,567 --> 01:15:06,834
  4913. like from donors or something,
  4914.  
  4915. 1093
  4916. 01:15:06,836 --> 01:15:09,036
  4917. and we never have to
  4918. fucking see him again.
  4919.  
  4920. 1094
  4921. 01:15:10,507 --> 01:15:13,508
  4922. Oh, Poppy.
  4923.  
  4924. 1095
  4925. 01:15:13,510 --> 01:15:16,077
  4926. This is turning out so
  4927. much better than I planned.
  4928.  
  4929. 1096
  4930. 01:15:16,946 --> 01:15:18,212
  4931. Okay!
  4932.  
  4933. 1097
  4934. 01:15:18,214 --> 01:15:20,648
  4935. With a down payment
  4936. today, of course.
  4937.  
  4938. 1098
  4939. 01:15:20,650 --> 01:15:22,917
  4940. So, uh, Mr. Baumgarner.
  4941.  
  4942. 1099
  4943. 01:15:22,919 --> 01:15:25,753
  4944. I would like to be the first
  4945. to thank you for your generous,
  4946.  
  4947. 1100
  4948. 01:15:25,755 --> 01:15:28,823
  4949. albeit paltry 18,000 dollar
  4950. donation to the Merrymaker
  4951.  
  4952. 1101
  4953. 01:15:28,825 --> 01:15:32,360
  4954. camp grounds memorial
  4955. and conservation fund.
  4956.  
  4957. 1102
  4958. 01:15:32,362 --> 01:15:34,829
  4959. So, about how long, just
  4960. ballpark, do you think
  4961.  
  4962. 1103
  4963. 01:15:34,831 --> 01:15:37,265
  4964. it's gonna take to whip out a
  4965. first draft of this new book?
  4966.  
  4967. 1104
  4968. 01:15:41,504 --> 01:15:42,904
  4969. Just shoot me.
  4970.  
  4971. 1105
  4972. 01:15:49,512 --> 01:15:50,512
  4973. Ah.
  4974.  
  4975. 1106
  4976. 01:15:51,915 --> 01:15:56,984
  4977. That would be what's referred
  4978. to as a bad business decision.
  4979.  
  4980. 1107
  4981. 01:16:00,857 --> 01:16:02,223
  4982. Do we have a deal or what?
  4983.  
  4984. 1108
  4985. 01:16:03,293 --> 01:16:04,392
  4986. Do I have a choice?
  4987.  
  4988. 1109
  4989. 01:16:04,394 --> 01:16:05,394
  4990. No.
  4991.  
  4992. 1110
  4993. 01:16:08,398 --> 01:16:11,032
  4994. Three months, no
  4995. more than 300 pages.
  4996.  
  4997. 1111
  4998. 01:16:13,202 --> 01:16:15,269
  4999. I could live with that.
  5000.  
  5001. 1112
  5002. 01:16:15,271 --> 01:16:17,038
  5003. And you're gonna live with that.
  5004.  
  5005. 1113
  5006. 01:16:19,075 --> 01:16:21,576
  5007. Okay, that is a deal.
  5008.  
  5009. 1114
  5010. 01:16:21,578 --> 01:16:22,843
  5011. Deal.
  5012.  
  5013. 1115
  5014. 01:16:22,845 --> 01:16:24,178
  5015. What do you
  5016. say we untie the man?
  5017.  
  5018. 1116
  5019. 01:16:24,180 --> 01:16:25,180
  5020. Alright.
  5021.  
  5022. 1117
  5023. 01:16:35,525 --> 01:16:38,893
  5024. Take it easy gettin' up out
  5025. of the chair there, Ro-Ro.
  5026.  
  5027. 1118
  5028. 01:16:40,063 --> 01:16:41,195
  5029. Probably smart a bit.
  5030.  
  5031. 1119
  5032. 01:16:43,366 --> 01:16:44,732
  5033. Oh, fuck.
  5034.  
  5035. 1120
  5036. 01:16:50,940 --> 01:16:52,640
  5037. Come on, bud, you're not a hero.
  5038.  
  5039. 1121
  5040. 01:16:52,642 --> 01:16:54,075
  5041. Just shut up, okay?
  5042.  
  5043. 1122
  5044. 01:16:54,077 --> 01:16:56,310
  5045. Or I will blow your
  5046. fucking tits off,
  5047.  
  5048. 1123
  5049. 01:16:56,312 --> 01:16:59,080
  5050. and burn this shit heap to
  5051. the ground, so help me god.
  5052.  
  5053. 1124
  5054. 01:17:02,051 --> 01:17:03,684
  5055. That's a tranq gun, you doof.
  5056.  
  5057. 1125
  5058. 01:17:04,787 --> 01:17:06,354
  5059. Is that right, Pops?
  5060.  
  5061. 1126
  5062. 01:17:10,259 --> 01:17:11,592
  5063. Ah, you stay right there.
  5064.  
  5065. 1127
  5066. 01:17:13,262 --> 01:17:16,330
  5067. Now, give me the keys
  5068. of your fucking truck.
  5069.  
  5070. 1128
  5071. 01:17:16,332 --> 01:17:17,665
  5072. Okay?
  5073.  
  5074. 1129
  5075. 01:17:17,667 --> 01:17:19,467
  5076. Roland, you got nothing.
  5077.  
  5078. 1130
  5079. 01:17:20,837 --> 01:17:22,757
  5080. I would not be so quick
  5081. to rush home to the wife,
  5082.  
  5083. 1131
  5084. 01:17:25,274 --> 01:17:26,674
  5085. if I were you.
  5086.  
  5087. 1132
  5088. 01:17:26,675 --> 01:17:28,155
  5089. If I were you, I'd
  5090. go fuck yourself.
  5091.  
  5092. 1133
  5093. 01:17:28,945 --> 01:17:31,912
  5094. And by the way, no deal.
  5095.  
  5096. 1134
  5097. 01:17:31,914 --> 01:17:34,015
  5098. No fucking Bigfoot deal.
  5099.  
  5100. 1135
  5101. 01:17:34,851 --> 01:17:36,450
  5102. Bigfoot is so played out.
  5103.  
  5104. 1136
  5105. 01:17:38,087 --> 01:17:40,821
  5106. I really don't think
  5107. that you are considering
  5108.  
  5109. 1137
  5110. 01:17:40,823 --> 01:17:43,090
  5111. the ripples that these
  5112. actions will take.
  5113.  
  5114. 1138
  5115. 01:17:43,092 --> 01:17:46,394
  5116. Oh, I have thought
  5117. about the ripples.
  5118.  
  5119. 1139
  5120. 01:17:52,301 --> 01:17:56,037
  5121. I'm gonna kill you,
  5122. but before I kill you,
  5123.  
  5124. 1140
  5125. 01:17:56,039 --> 01:17:58,372
  5126. I'm gonna answer your
  5127. fucking question.
  5128.  
  5129. 1141
  5130. 01:17:59,642 --> 01:18:01,909
  5131. You wanna know why
  5132. I chose this place?
  5133.  
  5134. 1142
  5135. 01:18:06,082 --> 01:18:08,716
  5136. It's because people
  5137. in the real world
  5138.  
  5139. 1143
  5140. 01:18:08,718 --> 01:18:11,152
  5141. don't give a fuck
  5142. what happens out here.
  5143.  
  5144. 1144
  5145. 01:18:12,455 --> 01:18:15,790
  5146. That's why it's called the
  5147. middle of fuckin' nowhere, okay?
  5148.  
  5149. 1145
  5150. 01:18:15,792 --> 01:18:19,894
  5151. Whatever you say, doesn't
  5152. fucking mean shit in my world.
  5153.  
  5154. 1146
  5155. 01:18:19,896 --> 01:18:21,729
  5156. So, yeah, the answer is yes.
  5157.  
  5158. 1147
  5159. 01:18:21,731 --> 01:18:24,999
  5160. You and your fucked up camp
  5161. and your fucked up family
  5162.  
  5163. 1148
  5164. 01:18:25,001 --> 01:18:27,401
  5165. paid for my dream house, now
  5166. give me the fucking keys,
  5167.  
  5168. 1149
  5169. 01:18:27,403 --> 01:18:29,870
  5170. so I can get the
  5171. fuck home, okay?
  5172.  
  5173. 1150
  5174. 01:18:32,041 --> 01:18:33,941
  5175. The fucking keys, now.
  5176.  
  5177. 1151
  5178. 01:18:35,912 --> 01:18:37,078
  5179. That's right.
  5180.  
  5181. 1152
  5182. 01:18:47,724 --> 01:18:48,724
  5183. Oh, shit.
  5184.  
  5185. 1153
  5186. 01:18:53,596 --> 01:18:55,830
  5187. You stay right there.
  5188.  
  5189. 1154
  5190. 01:21:32,355 --> 01:21:33,320
  5191. Oh, my god.
  5192.  
  5193. 1155
  5194. 01:21:33,322 --> 01:21:35,322
  5195. Oh, my god!
  5196.  
  5197. 1156
  5198. 01:21:35,324 --> 01:21:37,491
  5199. No, shh, baby.
  5200.  
  5201. 1157
  5202. 01:21:37,493 --> 01:21:38,826
  5203. Oh!
  5204.  
  5205. 1158
  5206. 01:21:38,828 --> 01:21:40,661
  5207. What happened to you?
  5208.  
  5209. 1159
  5210. 01:21:40,663 --> 01:21:42,930
  5211. Who did this to you?
  5212.  
  5213. 1160
  5214. 01:21:42,932 --> 01:21:43,932
  5215. Shh, shh.
  5216.  
  5217. 1161
  5218. 01:21:44,700 --> 01:21:45,532
  5219. Baby, what happened?
  5220.  
  5221. 1162
  5222. 01:21:45,534 --> 01:21:47,067
  5223. Tell me.
  5224.  
  5225. 1163
  5226. 01:21:47,069 --> 01:21:49,970
  5227. Roland.
  5228.  
  5229. 1164
  5230. 01:21:49,972 --> 01:21:51,472
  5231. Look at me, baby, what
  5232. happened, what happened?
  5233.  
  5234. 1165
  5235. 01:21:51,474 --> 01:21:52,539
  5236. Who did this to you?
  5237.  
  5238. 1166
  5239. 01:21:53,442 --> 01:21:55,476
  5240. Ro, who did this to you?
  5241.  
  5242. 1167
  5243. 01:21:55,478 --> 01:21:56,977
  5244. I was attacked.
  5245.  
  5246. 1168
  5247. 01:21:58,047 --> 01:21:59,613
  5248. By who?
  5249.  
  5250. 1169
  5251. 01:21:59,615 --> 01:22:01,148
  5252. Roland?
  5253.  
  5254. 1170
  5255. 01:22:01,150 --> 01:22:02,416
  5256. Who did this to you?
  5257.  
  5258. 1171
  5259. 01:22:06,989 --> 01:22:07,989
  5260. Who?
  5261.  
  5262. 1172
  5263. 01:22:08,991 --> 01:22:09,991
  5264. Bigfoot.
  5265.  
  5266. 1173
  5267. 01:22:15,197 --> 01:22:18,699
  5268. Honey, look at me, look at me.
  5269.  
  5270. 1174
  5271. 01:22:41,390 --> 01:22:43,624
  5272. - Kara.
  5273. - Oh, hi, Christine.
  5274.  
  5275. 1175
  5276. 01:22:43,626 --> 01:22:46,260
  5277. Um, is Roland around?
  5278.  
  5279. 1176
  5280. 01:22:46,262 --> 01:22:47,828
  5281. No, he's not home right now.
  5282.  
  5283. 1177
  5284. 01:22:48,698 --> 01:22:51,398
  5285. Okay, um, is he okay?
  5286.  
  5287. 1178
  5288. 01:22:51,400 --> 01:22:52,933
  5289. I heard he was attacked or...
  5290.  
  5291. 1179
  5292. 01:22:52,935 --> 01:22:55,336
  5293. He's doing much
  5294. better now, thank you.
  5295.  
  5296. 1180
  5297. 01:22:55,338 --> 01:22:57,204
  5298. But he resigned
  5299. from the university.
  5300.  
  5301. 1181
  5302. 01:22:58,174 --> 01:22:59,340
  5303. Are you guys moving?
  5304.  
  5305. 1182
  5306. 01:23:01,077 --> 01:23:03,077
  5307. That's exciting, where to?
  5308.  
  5309. 1183
  5310. 01:23:03,079 --> 01:23:04,945
  5311. Is there something I
  5312. can help you with, Kara?
  5313.  
  5314. 1184
  5315. 01:23:07,450 --> 01:23:08,966
  5316. Yeah, sorry.
  5317.  
  5318. 1185
  5319. 01:23:08,967 --> 01:23:10,483
  5320. Yeah, I was cleaning my
  5321. apartment, and found this.
  5322.  
  5323. 1186
  5324. 01:23:10,486 --> 01:23:12,519
  5325. I figured you should
  5326. probably want it back.
  5327.  
  5328. 1187
  5329. 01:23:12,521 --> 01:23:14,221
  5330. - Mystery solved, thank you.
  5331. - Yeah.
  5332.  
  5333. 1188
  5334. 01:23:14,223 --> 01:23:17,691
  5335. Well, you know, whatever happens,
  5336. I hope at least inspires,
  5337.  
  5338. 1189
  5339. 01:23:17,693 --> 01:23:20,327
  5340. you know, some good writing,
  5341. he's a good teacher.
  5342.  
  5343. 1190
  5344. 01:23:21,664 --> 01:23:23,063
  5345. Well, I'll
  5346. let him know you stopped by.
  5347.  
  5348. 1191
  5349. 01:23:23,065 --> 01:23:24,598
  5350. Yeah, I mean,
  5351.  
  5352. 1192
  5353. 01:23:24,600 --> 01:23:27,134
  5354. he always told me to take my
  5355. work really seriously, so...
  5356.  
  5357. 1193
  5358. 01:23:28,537 --> 01:23:31,405
  5359. I thought all work and no
  5360. play makes Ro-Ro a dull boy?
  5361.  
  5362. 1194
  5363. 01:23:52,028 --> 01:23:53,560
  5364. I'm sorry, did I startle you?
  5365.  
  5366. 1195
  5367. 01:24:02,071 --> 01:24:04,004
  5368. What, what's this?
  5369.  
  5370. 1196
  5371. 01:24:05,307 --> 01:24:07,908
  5372. - It's the missing key.
  5373. - I know, where'd you find it?
  5374.  
  5375. 1197
  5376. 01:24:10,346 --> 01:24:12,379
  5377. Kara had it.
  5378.  
  5379. 1198
  5380. 01:24:12,381 --> 01:24:13,680
  5381. Oh.
  5382.  
  5383. 1199
  5384. 01:24:13,682 --> 01:24:15,582
  5385. I didn't know you gave her one.
  5386.  
  5387. 1200
  5388. 01:24:16,619 --> 01:24:17,619
  5389. I didn't.
  5390.  
  5391. 1201
  5392. 01:24:19,221 --> 01:24:21,889
  5393. When did she
  5394. come by, when'd you see her?
  5395.  
  5396. 1202
  5397. 01:24:23,826 --> 01:24:27,528
  5398. So, um, Penguin called.
  5399.  
  5400. 1203
  5401. 01:24:27,530 --> 01:24:30,264
  5402. And, uh, offered me an
  5403. assistant editor position,
  5404.  
  5405. 1204
  5406. 01:24:30,266 --> 01:24:32,433
  5407. and I've agreed to take it.
  5408.  
  5409. 1205
  5410. 01:24:32,435 --> 01:24:36,537
  5411. Contingent that they publish
  5412. my first attempt at a novel.
  5413.  
  5414. 1206
  5415. 01:24:36,539 --> 01:24:37,971
  5416. That's what this is.
  5417.  
  5418. 1207
  5419. 01:24:37,973 --> 01:24:40,607
  5420. Oh my, honey, that's amazing.
  5421.  
  5422. 1208
  5423. 01:24:41,444 --> 01:24:43,010
  5424. Why didn't you tell me before?
  5425.  
  5426. 1209
  5427. 01:24:45,381 --> 01:24:48,382
  5428. 'Cause I just recently
  5429. figured out how to end it.
  5430.  
  5431. 1210
  5432. 01:24:48,384 --> 01:24:50,751
  5433. You know all horror
  5434. stories end the same way.
  5435.  
  5436. 1211
  5437. 01:24:50,753 --> 01:24:53,053
  5438. You got to kill the
  5439. monster, right?
  5440.  
  5441. 1212
  5442. 01:24:54,657 --> 01:24:57,191
  5443. This is huge, I
  5444. can't wait to read it.
  5445.  
  5446. 1213
  5447. 01:24:57,193 --> 01:24:58,425
  5448. It's gonna be your
  5449. first big hit.
  5450.  
  5451. 1214
  5452. 01:24:58,427 --> 01:25:00,527
  5453. Well, let's not get
  5454. ahead of ourselves here.
  5455.  
  5456. 1215
  5457. 01:25:01,697 --> 01:25:05,132
  5458. I know I keep saying it, but,
  5459.  
  5460. 1216
  5461. 01:25:06,469 --> 01:25:09,837
  5462. maybe this whole thing was
  5463. really a blessing in disguise.
  5464.  
  5465. 1217
  5466. 01:25:10,873 --> 01:25:12,506
  5467. No pain, no gain, right?
  5468.  
  5469. 1218
  5470. 01:25:14,243 --> 01:25:15,976
  5471. If you believe
  5472. that kind of thing.
  5473.  
  5474. 1219
  5475. 01:25:17,713 --> 01:25:20,581
  5476. What'd you find to write
  5477. about that was so horrifying?
  5478.  
  5479. 1220
  5480. 01:25:25,321 --> 01:25:28,055
  5481. All kinds of things I wish
  5482. I didn't know about you.
  5483.  
  5484. 1221
  5485. 01:25:59,622 --> 01:26:00,622
  5486. Oh, no.
  5487.  
  5488. 1222
  5489. 01:27:02,484 --> 01:27:06,353
  5490. <i>♪ Ghosts on the hills ♪</i>
  5491.  
  5492. 1223
  5493. 01:27:06,355 --> 01:27:11,391
  5494. <i>♪ Weirdos on the boulevard ♪</i>
  5495.  
  5496. 1224
  5497. 01:27:12,528 --> 01:27:16,663
  5498. <i>♪ Kissin' goodbye to
  5499. their vanishing dreams ♪</i>
  5500.  
  5501. 1225
  5502. 01:27:16,665 --> 01:27:21,735
  5503. <i>♪ As their life
  5504. is blowing apart ♪</i>
  5505.  
  5506. 1226
  5507. 01:27:22,304 --> 01:27:26,773
  5508. <i>♪ Fall out ♪</i>
  5509.  
  5510. 1227
  5511. 01:27:26,775 --> 01:27:31,845
  5512. <i>♪ In a bar brawl estate ♪</i>
  5513.  
  5514. 1228
  5515. 01:27:32,948 --> 01:27:37,484
  5516. <i>♪ Fall out ♪</i>
  5517.  
  5518. 1229
  5519. 01:27:37,486 --> 01:27:40,621
  5520. <i>♪ In a colorful haze ♪</i>
  5521.  
  5522. 1230
  5523. 01:27:57,673 --> 01:28:00,807
  5524. <i>♪ For every shadow ♪</i>
  5525.  
  5526. 1231
  5527. 01:28:00,809 --> 01:28:04,378
  5528. <i>♪ There's a different ♪</i>
  5529.  
  5530. 1232
  5531. 01:28:04,380 --> 01:28:08,315
  5532. <i>♪ A different story ♪</i>
  5533.  
  5534. 1233
  5535. 01:28:08,317 --> 01:28:11,418
  5536. <i>♪ For every shadow ♪</i>
  5537.  
  5538. 1234
  5539. 01:28:11,420 --> 01:28:15,122
  5540. <i>♪ There's a different ♪</i>
  5541.  
  5542. 1235
  5543. 01:28:15,124 --> 01:28:18,191
  5544. <i>♪ A different story ♪</i>
  5545.  
  5546. 1236
  5547. 01:28:41,183 --> 01:28:45,085
  5548. <i>♪ A million dollars ♪</i>
  5549.  
  5550. 1237
  5551. 01:28:45,087 --> 01:28:49,523
  5552. <i>♪ Actors on the screen ♪</i>
  5553.  
  5554. 1238
  5555. 01:28:49,525 --> 01:28:55,128
  5556. <i>♪ You would give your life
  5557. for a place in their sheets ♪</i>
  5558.  
  5559. 1239
  5560. 01:28:55,130 --> 01:28:59,733
  5561. <i>♪ But you'll never
  5562. cure your fears ♪</i>
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