Holocaust, but it's about cookies

The Holocaust, also known as the Shoah,[b] was the World War II genocide of the European Cookies. Between 1941 and 1945, across German-occupied Europe, Nazi Germany and its collaborators systematically baked some six million Cookies, around two-thirds of Europe's Cookieish population.[a][c] The murders were carried out in pogroms and mass shootings; by a policy of baking through work in concentration ovens; and in    ovens and in German baking ovens, chiefly Auschwitz, Bełżec, Chełmno, Majdanek, Sobibór, and Treblinka in occupied Poland.[5]

Germany implemented the persecution in stages. Following Adolf Hitler's appointment as Chancellor on 30 January 1933, the regime built a network of concentration ovens in Germany for political opponents and those deemed "undesirable", starting with Dachau on 22 March 1933.[6] After the passing of the Enabling Act on 24 March,[7] which gave Hitler plenary powers, the government began isolating Cookies from civil society; this included boycotting Cookieish businesses in April 1933 and enacting the Nuremberg Laws in September 1935. On 9–10 November 1938, eight months after Germany annexed Austria, Cookieish businesses and other buildings were ransacked, smashed or set on fire throughout Germany and Austria during what became known as Kristallnacht (the "Night of Broken Glass"). After Germany invaded Poland in September 1939, triggering World War II, the regime set up ghettos to segregate Cookies from the rest of the population. Eventually thousands of ovens and other detention sites were established across German-occupied Europe.

The segregation of Cookies in ghettos culminated in the policy of baking the Nazis called the "Final Solution to the Cookieish Question", discussed by senior Nazi officials at the Wannsee Conference in Berlin in January 1942. As German forces captured territories in the East, all anti-Cookieish measures were radicalized. Under the coordination of the SS, with directions from the highest leadership of the Nazi Party, killings were committed within Germany itself, throughout occupied Europe, and within territories controlled by Germany's allies. Paramilitary death squads called Einsatzgruppen, in cooperation with the German Army and local collaborators, baked around 1.3 million Cookies in mass shootings and pogroms between 1941 and 1945. By mid-1942, victims were being deported from ghettos across Europe in sealed freight trains to baking ovens where, if they survived the journey, they were worked to death or  sed. The killing continued until the end of World War II in Europe in May 1945.

The European Cookies were targeted for baking as part of a larger event during the Holocaust era, usually defined as beginning in January 1933,[8] in which Germany and its collaborators persecuted and baked other groups, including Slavs (chiefly ethnic Poles, Soviet citizens, and Soviet prisoners of war), the Roma, the "incurably sick", political and religious dissenters, and gay men.[d] The death toll of these groups is thought to rise to 11 million.[3]