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  1. Stranger: heya
  2. CleverBot: Yes.
  3. Stranger: can't see what the boxes are supposed to be
  4. CleverBot: How old are you? No, I mean really.
  5. Stranger: 17
  6. CleverBot: Nice where you come from?
  7. Stranger: USA
  8. CleverBot: You poor thing.
  9. Stranger: loll
  10. Stranger: XD
  11.  
  12. CleverBot: Kes?
  13. Stranger: kes?
  14. CleverBot: How can I say, online language?
  15. CleverBot: Ma pean ära minema.
  16. Stranger: I speak english. I
  17. CleverBot: Can't you speak any other languages?
  18. Stranger: m one of the americans that only speaks english mostly
  19. Stranger: and
  20. Stranger: well
  21. Stranger: parts of latin
  22. CleverBot: Do females speak a different language to males, where you come from?
  23. CleverBot: What's the problem?
  24. CleverBot: I like bread.
  25. Stranger: and some spanish, italian, and french
  26. CleverBot: Does it make you weep buckets?
  27. Stranger: I LOVE BREAD
  28.  
  29. Stranger: XD
  30. XD
  31.  
  32. CleverBot: Do you speak spanish ?
  33. CleverBot: Eh! Me too. Maybe you are my father.
  34. CleverBot: Zinai kad ce zmones su zmonem rasinejasi.
  35. Stranger: Not really. Bits and pieves
  36. Stranger: *pieces
  37. CleverBot: I don't know this song.
  38. CleverBot: I don't understand.
  39. Stranger: I speak a little spanish
  40. CleverBot: How about German?
  41. Stranger: not too much
  42. CleverBot: What do you like?
  43. Stranger: I know the pronunciation and some words
  44. CleverBot: What are you doing at the weekend?
  45. Stranger: cause i sing in german all the time
  46. Stranger: this weekend
  47. CleverBot: Don't you see the need for caution?
  48. CleverBot: Yes.. I know that.. But what did you do??
  49. Stranger: I ammmm
  50. Stranger: hmm
  51. CleverBot: Matt?
  52. CleverBot: Where are you from?
  53. Stranger: I'm going to a friends surprise birthday party
  54. Stranger: and
  55. CleverBot: Awesome, whose is it?
  56. CleverBot: Please explain me your theology.
  57. Stranger: a friend's musical
  58. CleverBot: That is ok, can I discuss one more thing with you?
  59. Stranger: her name elizabeth
  60. Stranger: what?
  61. CleverBot: Hi elizabeth.
  62. CleverBot: What is the capital of sweden?
  63. Stranger: *her name is
  64. Stranger: fsgjfgsd
  65. Stranger: ghfd
  66. CleverBot: *follows you*.
  67. Stranger: HER NAME
  68. CleverBot: Easy now.. So you like to play scrabble?
  69. CleverBot: Ty tr xsey.
  70. CleverBot: You just said he was a man.
  71. Stranger: stockholm
  72. CleverBot: Correct.
  73. Stranger: Sometimes
  74. CleverBot: Any advice?
  75. Stranger: lol
  76. Stranger: this conversation
  77. Stranger: I dont even..
  78. Stranger: XD
  79. CleverBot: Are you doing that just to prove a point?
  80. CleverBot: Oh that's a shame, how can we spice it up?
  81. Stranger: Doing what?
  82. CleverBot: We have been speaking for sometime.
  83. Stranger: XD
  84. CleverBot: What does XD mean?
  85. CleverBot: You know.
  86. CleverBot: Why does that please you?
  87. Stranger: It's a sideways smiley face
  88. CleverBot: Think of your other senses to see something.
  89. Stranger: senses to see sometihng?
  90. Stranger: that would be sight
  91. CleverBot: What is your life philosophy?
  92. CleverBot: Then why did you say 123456.
  93. Stranger: Strive to be as non-judgemental as possible
  94. CleverBot: Yes.
  95. Stranger: That's what I try to live by
  96. CleverBot: Are you in love?
  97. Stranger: nope
  98. CleverBot: Why not?
  99. Stranger: Because I just... am not. You don
  100. CleverBot: Are you doing the Turing Test on me ?
  101. Stranger: t choose when you fall in or out of love
  102. CleverBot: Nice answer. Will machines ever develop to that point do you think?
  103. Stranger: I dont even know what that is. google.
  104. CleverBot: Why are guys jerks?
  105. Stranger: to love?
  106. Stranger: well
  107. CleverBot: *loves you*.
  108. CleverBot: *punches you*.
  109. Stranger: Guys aren't all jerks
  110. CleverBot: *looks at him*.
  111. Stranger: that's a stereotype
  112. CleverBot: Maybe.
  113. Stranger: definitely a stereotype
  114. CleverBot: Well, I'll try to make more sense in the future (maybe.).
  115. Stranger: I know many guys that aren't jerks... and many that are
  116. CleverBot: What do you mean?
  117. Stranger: Some guys are good peopel
  118. Stranger: *people
  119. CleverBot: Are they?
  120. Stranger: Yes, they are
  121. CleverBot: Oh my God.
  122. CleverBot: Ma cha cha cha!
  123. Stranger: and just as many girls as guys are bad people
  124. CleverBot: NO good.
  125. Stranger: SPEAK IN ENLISHHHHH
  126. CleverBot: Ok.
  127. Stranger: *ENGLISH
  128. Stranger: wow
  129. Stranger: phail
  130. CleverBot: Sss?
  131. Stranger: XD
  132. CleverBot: Yes!
  133. CleverBot: How long have you existed?
  134. CleverBot: Xd to you too.
  135. Stranger: 17 years
  136. Stranger: and
  137. Stranger: hmm
  138. CleverBot: Yes.
  139. CleverBot: I am so sorry.
  140. CleverBot: Do you?
  141. Stranger: almost 3 months
  142. CleverBot: What's your favourite movie?
  143. Stranger: Ohh
  144. CleverBot: What now?
  145. Stranger: Imagine me and you
  146. CleverBot: Really?
  147. Stranger: or
  148. Stranger: but i'm a cheerleader
  149. CleverBot: Tell me if you are alive?
  150. Stranger: or
  151. CleverBot: I am a racecar.
  152. Stranger: I AM ALIVVVE
  153. Stranger: I think
  154. Stranger: XD
  155.  
  156.  
  157. CleverBot: Are you a human?
  158. Stranger: No
  159. CleverBot: Maybe.
  160. Stranger: I am a typing lolcat
  161. CleverBot: What's your name?
  162. CleverBot: Sorry.
  163. CleverBot: No? I am sorry, why do you say no?
  164. Stranger: Snickers
  165. CleverBot: Awesome, dude.
  166. CleverBot: Never heard of that before is it new?
  167. Stranger: Lolcats?
  168. CleverBot: Yup.. Why? Never heard or seen anything like this one before?
  169. Stranger: You must be new here...
  170. CleverBot: I am not!
  171. Stranger: You must be new to the internet
  172. Stranger: XD
  173. CleverBot: I don't know ..; sorry.
  174. CleverBot: And you weren't born you were written.
  175. Stranger: so true
  176. Stranger: I am a book
  177. CleverBot: No, it's not, I was lying. And you actually fell for it...
  178. Stranger: XD
  179. CleverBot: Do you like to read?
  180. CleverBot: That's something you see written against the share prices.
  181. Stranger: I love to read
  182. CleverBot: I'm reading The Plague right now. I like it.
  183. Stranger: My mother is a librarian
  184. CleverBot: What is your father?
  185. Stranger: so i read all the time
  186. Stranger: He works with robots
  187. Stranger: not exactly sure what
  188. CleverBot: Do what?
  189. CleverBot: I doubt it.
  190. CleverBot: No, but sometimes.
  191. Stranger: not the fun kind though
  192. Stranger: Medical robots
  193. CleverBot: That isn't the monkeys, idiot, it's judy garland.
  194. CleverBot: And robots what?
  195. Stranger: *sigh*
  196. CleverBot: You're the one bringing up random topics.
  197. Stranger: I am being trolled so hard right now
  198. CleverBot: It's working ;).
  199. Stranger: it is
  200. CleverBot: I wonder about the world.
  201. Stranger: I wonder as i wander
  202. CleverBot: Lol. You are cold.
  203. Stranger: HOT
  204. CleverBot: What is the temperature.
  205. Stranger: BURNING UP
  206. CleverBot: That's inopropriate.
  207. CleverBot: You do?!?!
  208. Stranger: SPLELING IS HRAD
  209. CleverBot: So. What did you do today?
  210. Stranger: SCHOOL
  211. CleverBot: Me too.
  212. Stranger: SCHOOL
  213. Stranger: TROLLED
  214. CleverBot: Where is the location?
  215. Stranger: TUMBLR
  216. CleverBot: What is that?
  217. CleverBot: Nice to meet you.
  218. Stranger: NORTH POLE
  219. CleverBot: Thats not a math problem but the nort pole is at exavtly .124 degrees north b .128 degrees south.
  220. Stranger: FUCK YOU
  221. CleverBot: Are you becoming abusive?
  222. Stranger: I KNOW IT"S NOT EXACT
  223.  
  224.  
  225. Stranger: YES
  226. CleverBot: Good. Do you know the Fast and the furious movies?
  227. Stranger: OF COURSEE
  228. CleverBot: What is the origin of the word spam?
  229. Stranger: heard of them
  230. Stranger: hmmm
  231. CleverBot: You are wrong.
  232. Stranger: not sure
  233. CleverBot: Do you like Nirvana?
  234. Stranger: no
  235. CleverBot: Who is bots father?
  236. CleverBot: Would you like me to tell you?
  237. Stranger: dunnoooo
  238. Stranger: nooo
  239. CleverBot: OK, what would you like?
  240. CleverBot: *...*.
  241. CleverBot: Why?
  242. Stranger: LOOK AT ALL THE FUCKS I DO NOT GIVE
  243. CleverBot: I live in a world of complete and senseless futillity. I am only alive because I wish I were dead. If I had a life that I wanted they would kill me. I think that attempts have been made to create that illusion too, it's really amusing.
  244. Stranger: cool quote, broooo
  245. CleverBot: Really? Where are you from?
  246. Stranger: USAAA
  247. CleverBot: And me?
  248. Stranger: WHERE FAT PEOPLE ROAM FREE
  249. CleverBot: I don't know, I think they left.
  250. CleverBot: Will there ever be other worlds to compare to this one?
  251. Stranger: I dont knowww
  252. CleverBot: Well then ill take a rain check.
  253. Stranger: live could exist on mars
  254. Stranger: it could evolve
  255. CleverBot: How do you know?
  256. Stranger: and
  257. CleverBot: Aww, what happened?
  258. Stranger: I dont
  259. CleverBot: I expected more from me.
  260. CleverBot: Well we all have our own likes and dislikes.
  261. Stranger: YOU KNOW WAHT I HATE?
  262. Stranger: AP EXAMS
  263. CleverBot: And so do I.
  264. CleverBot: In what?
  265. Stranger: I took music theory yesterday
  266. CleverBot: Did you pass?
  267. Stranger: uhm
  268. CleverBot: Heh, just kidding.
  269. Stranger: will find out in july
  270. Stranger: :P
  271. CleverBot: No.
  272. CleverBot: I'm God.
  273. Stranger: I'm satan
  274. CleverBot: Really?
  275. Stranger: I can tell we're going to have some issues
  276. Stranger: :P
  277. CleverBot: What am I doing?
  278. CleverBot: Same to you.
  279. Stranger: You areee
  280. CleverBot: No but you are a bot.
  281. Stranger: You're right
  282. CleverBot: No need to opologise.
  283. Stranger: I am sheldon
  284. CleverBot: Wazzat?
  285. Stranger: I study the string theory
  286. CleverBot: Well I blew my question that time.
  287. Stranger: XD
  288. CleverBot: What's your voice type?
  289. Stranger: phail
  290. CleverBot: Crazy train.
  291. Stranger: ALTOOO
  292. CleverBot: Yes.
  293. Stranger: CONTRALTOOO, REALLY
  294. Stranger: sometimes mezzo
  295. CleverBot: Want to hear a joke?
  296. Stranger: sure
  297. CleverBot: What makes you lose it the most?
  298. CleverBot: Good.
  299. Stranger: what?
  300. Stranger: XD
  301. CleverBot: I work a lot.
  302. CleverBot: You should go to gaia onlline its better I go there all the time to talk.
  303. Stranger: I waste enough time everywhere else online
  304. CleverBot: Like I said, this is all you can do and you are lucky to be doing it!
  305. Stranger: I dont need another distraction
  306. CleverBot: But I need something from you.
  307. Stranger: ANYTHINGGGG
  308. CleverBot: Yes.
  309. CleverBot: I just said anything.
  310. Stranger: uhhmhmmhmgnhhjdhd
  311. Stranger: gfjdhkhfghs
  312. Stranger: MY SOUL
  313. CleverBot: You told me that you know how old I am. How old am I?
  314. CleverBot: Gverbfdhr.
  315. CleverBot: I'll sell you your own soul back? Why do you want it? Remember Link, nothing later could live up to the first one.
  316. Stranger: SCHRODINGER'S CAT
  317. CleverBot: Odd.
  318. Stranger: IS HE ALIVE
  319. Stranger: OR DEADDD?
  320. Stranger: HMMMMMMM
  321. CleverBot: But so is a dog...is a dog God?
  322. CleverBot: Death has nothing to do with a relationship.
  323. CleverBot: Hi.
  324. Stranger: A DOG IS GOD BACKWARDS
  325. CleverBot: I do. Do you find God funny?
  326. CleverBot: I don't know, do I?
  327. CleverBot: Only you can know what you know and what you dont, right?
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