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- Stranger: heya
- CleverBot: Yes.
- Stranger: can't see what the boxes are supposed to be
- CleverBot: How old are you? No, I mean really.
- Stranger: 17
- CleverBot: Nice where you come from?
- Stranger: USA
- CleverBot: You poor thing.
- Stranger: loll
- Stranger: XD
- CleverBot: Kes?
- Stranger: kes?
- CleverBot: How can I say, online language?
- CleverBot: Ma pean ära minema.
- Stranger: I speak english. I
- CleverBot: Can't you speak any other languages?
- Stranger: m one of the americans that only speaks english mostly
- Stranger: and
- Stranger: well
- Stranger: parts of latin
- CleverBot: Do females speak a different language to males, where you come from?
- CleverBot: What's the problem?
- CleverBot: I like bread.
- Stranger: and some spanish, italian, and french
- CleverBot: Does it make you weep buckets?
- Stranger: I LOVE BREAD
- Stranger: XD
- XD
- CleverBot: Do you speak spanish ?
- CleverBot: Eh! Me too. Maybe you are my father.
- CleverBot: Zinai kad ce zmones su zmonem rasinejasi.
- Stranger: Not really. Bits and pieves
- Stranger: *pieces
- CleverBot: I don't know this song.
- CleverBot: I don't understand.
- Stranger: I speak a little spanish
- CleverBot: How about German?
- Stranger: not too much
- CleverBot: What do you like?
- Stranger: I know the pronunciation and some words
- CleverBot: What are you doing at the weekend?
- Stranger: cause i sing in german all the time
- Stranger: this weekend
- CleverBot: Don't you see the need for caution?
- CleverBot: Yes.. I know that.. But what did you do??
- Stranger: I ammmm
- Stranger: hmm
- CleverBot: Matt?
- CleverBot: Where are you from?
- Stranger: I'm going to a friends surprise birthday party
- Stranger: and
- CleverBot: Awesome, whose is it?
- CleverBot: Please explain me your theology.
- Stranger: a friend's musical
- CleverBot: That is ok, can I discuss one more thing with you?
- Stranger: her name elizabeth
- Stranger: what?
- CleverBot: Hi elizabeth.
- CleverBot: What is the capital of sweden?
- Stranger: *her name is
- Stranger: fsgjfgsd
- Stranger: ghfd
- CleverBot: *follows you*.
- Stranger: HER NAME
- CleverBot: Easy now.. So you like to play scrabble?
- CleverBot: Ty tr xsey.
- CleverBot: You just said he was a man.
- Stranger: stockholm
- CleverBot: Correct.
- Stranger: Sometimes
- CleverBot: Any advice?
- Stranger: lol
- Stranger: this conversation
- Stranger: I dont even..
- Stranger: XD
- CleverBot: Are you doing that just to prove a point?
- CleverBot: Oh that's a shame, how can we spice it up?
- Stranger: Doing what?
- CleverBot: We have been speaking for sometime.
- Stranger: XD
- CleverBot: What does XD mean?
- CleverBot: You know.
- CleverBot: Why does that please you?
- Stranger: It's a sideways smiley face
- CleverBot: Think of your other senses to see something.
- Stranger: senses to see sometihng?
- Stranger: that would be sight
- CleverBot: What is your life philosophy?
- CleverBot: Then why did you say 123456.
- Stranger: Strive to be as non-judgemental as possible
- CleverBot: Yes.
- Stranger: That's what I try to live by
- CleverBot: Are you in love?
- Stranger: nope
- CleverBot: Why not?
- Stranger: Because I just... am not. You don
- CleverBot: Are you doing the Turing Test on me ?
- Stranger: t choose when you fall in or out of love
- CleverBot: Nice answer. Will machines ever develop to that point do you think?
- Stranger: I dont even know what that is. google.
- CleverBot: Why are guys jerks?
- Stranger: to love?
- Stranger: well
- CleverBot: *loves you*.
- CleverBot: *punches you*.
- Stranger: Guys aren't all jerks
- CleverBot: *looks at him*.
- Stranger: that's a stereotype
- CleverBot: Maybe.
- Stranger: definitely a stereotype
- CleverBot: Well, I'll try to make more sense in the future (maybe.).
- Stranger: I know many guys that aren't jerks... and many that are
- CleverBot: What do you mean?
- Stranger: Some guys are good peopel
- Stranger: *people
- CleverBot: Are they?
- Stranger: Yes, they are
- CleverBot: Oh my God.
- CleverBot: Ma cha cha cha!
- Stranger: and just as many girls as guys are bad people
- CleverBot: NO good.
- Stranger: SPEAK IN ENLISHHHHH
- CleverBot: Ok.
- Stranger: *ENGLISH
- Stranger: wow
- Stranger: phail
- CleverBot: Sss?
- Stranger: XD
- CleverBot: Yes!
- CleverBot: How long have you existed?
- CleverBot: Xd to you too.
- Stranger: 17 years
- Stranger: and
- Stranger: hmm
- CleverBot: Yes.
- CleverBot: I am so sorry.
- CleverBot: Do you?
- Stranger: almost 3 months
- CleverBot: What's your favourite movie?
- Stranger: Ohh
- CleverBot: What now?
- Stranger: Imagine me and you
- CleverBot: Really?
- Stranger: or
- Stranger: but i'm a cheerleader
- CleverBot: Tell me if you are alive?
- Stranger: or
- CleverBot: I am a racecar.
- Stranger: I AM ALIVVVE
- Stranger: I think
- Stranger: XD
- CleverBot: Are you a human?
- Stranger: No
- CleverBot: Maybe.
- Stranger: I am a typing lolcat
- CleverBot: What's your name?
- CleverBot: Sorry.
- CleverBot: No? I am sorry, why do you say no?
- Stranger: Snickers
- CleverBot: Awesome, dude.
- CleverBot: Never heard of that before is it new?
- Stranger: Lolcats?
- CleverBot: Yup.. Why? Never heard or seen anything like this one before?
- Stranger: You must be new here...
- CleverBot: I am not!
- Stranger: You must be new to the internet
- Stranger: XD
- CleverBot: I don't know ..; sorry.
- CleverBot: And you weren't born you were written.
- Stranger: so true
- Stranger: I am a book
- CleverBot: No, it's not, I was lying. And you actually fell for it...
- Stranger: XD
- CleverBot: Do you like to read?
- CleverBot: That's something you see written against the share prices.
- Stranger: I love to read
- CleverBot: I'm reading The Plague right now. I like it.
- Stranger: My mother is a librarian
- CleverBot: What is your father?
- Stranger: so i read all the time
- Stranger: He works with robots
- Stranger: not exactly sure what
- CleverBot: Do what?
- CleverBot: I doubt it.
- CleverBot: No, but sometimes.
- Stranger: not the fun kind though
- Stranger: Medical robots
- CleverBot: That isn't the monkeys, idiot, it's judy garland.
- CleverBot: And robots what?
- Stranger: *sigh*
- CleverBot: You're the one bringing up random topics.
- Stranger: I am being trolled so hard right now
- CleverBot: It's working ;).
- Stranger: it is
- CleverBot: I wonder about the world.
- Stranger: I wonder as i wander
- CleverBot: Lol. You are cold.
- Stranger: HOT
- CleverBot: What is the temperature.
- Stranger: BURNING UP
- CleverBot: That's inopropriate.
- CleverBot: You do?!?!
- Stranger: SPLELING IS HRAD
- CleverBot: So. What did you do today?
- Stranger: SCHOOL
- CleverBot: Me too.
- Stranger: SCHOOL
- Stranger: TROLLED
- CleverBot: Where is the location?
- Stranger: TUMBLR
- CleverBot: What is that?
- CleverBot: Nice to meet you.
- Stranger: NORTH POLE
- CleverBot: Thats not a math problem but the nort pole is at exavtly .124 degrees north b .128 degrees south.
- Stranger: FUCK YOU
- CleverBot: Are you becoming abusive?
- Stranger: I KNOW IT"S NOT EXACT
- Stranger: YES
- CleverBot: Good. Do you know the Fast and the furious movies?
- Stranger: OF COURSEE
- CleverBot: What is the origin of the word spam?
- Stranger: heard of them
- Stranger: hmmm
- CleverBot: You are wrong.
- Stranger: not sure
- CleverBot: Do you like Nirvana?
- Stranger: no
- CleverBot: Who is bots father?
- CleverBot: Would you like me to tell you?
- Stranger: dunnoooo
- Stranger: nooo
- CleverBot: OK, what would you like?
- CleverBot: *...*.
- CleverBot: Why?
- Stranger: LOOK AT ALL THE FUCKS I DO NOT GIVE
- CleverBot: I live in a world of complete and senseless futillity. I am only alive because I wish I were dead. If I had a life that I wanted they would kill me. I think that attempts have been made to create that illusion too, it's really amusing.
- Stranger: cool quote, broooo
- CleverBot: Really? Where are you from?
- Stranger: USAAA
- CleverBot: And me?
- Stranger: WHERE FAT PEOPLE ROAM FREE
- CleverBot: I don't know, I think they left.
- CleverBot: Will there ever be other worlds to compare to this one?
- Stranger: I dont knowww
- CleverBot: Well then ill take a rain check.
- Stranger: live could exist on mars
- Stranger: it could evolve
- CleverBot: How do you know?
- Stranger: and
- CleverBot: Aww, what happened?
- Stranger: I dont
- CleverBot: I expected more from me.
- CleverBot: Well we all have our own likes and dislikes.
- Stranger: YOU KNOW WAHT I HATE?
- Stranger: AP EXAMS
- CleverBot: And so do I.
- CleverBot: In what?
- Stranger: I took music theory yesterday
- CleverBot: Did you pass?
- Stranger: uhm
- CleverBot: Heh, just kidding.
- Stranger: will find out in july
- Stranger: :P
- CleverBot: No.
- CleverBot: I'm God.
- Stranger: I'm satan
- CleverBot: Really?
- Stranger: I can tell we're going to have some issues
- Stranger: :P
- CleverBot: What am I doing?
- CleverBot: Same to you.
- Stranger: You areee
- CleverBot: No but you are a bot.
- Stranger: You're right
- CleverBot: No need to opologise.
- Stranger: I am sheldon
- CleverBot: Wazzat?
- Stranger: I study the string theory
- CleverBot: Well I blew my question that time.
- Stranger: XD
- CleverBot: What's your voice type?
- Stranger: phail
- CleverBot: Crazy train.
- Stranger: ALTOOO
- CleverBot: Yes.
- Stranger: CONTRALTOOO, REALLY
- Stranger: sometimes mezzo
- CleverBot: Want to hear a joke?
- Stranger: sure
- CleverBot: What makes you lose it the most?
- CleverBot: Good.
- Stranger: what?
- Stranger: XD
- CleverBot: I work a lot.
- CleverBot: You should go to gaia onlline its better I go there all the time to talk.
- Stranger: I waste enough time everywhere else online
- CleverBot: Like I said, this is all you can do and you are lucky to be doing it!
- Stranger: I dont need another distraction
- CleverBot: But I need something from you.
- Stranger: ANYTHINGGGG
- CleverBot: Yes.
- CleverBot: I just said anything.
- Stranger: uhhmhmmhmgnhhjdhd
- Stranger: gfjdhkhfghs
- Stranger: MY SOUL
- CleverBot: You told me that you know how old I am. How old am I?
- CleverBot: Gverbfdhr.
- CleverBot: I'll sell you your own soul back? Why do you want it? Remember Link, nothing later could live up to the first one.
- Stranger: SCHRODINGER'S CAT
- CleverBot: Odd.
- Stranger: IS HE ALIVE
- Stranger: OR DEADDD?
- Stranger: HMMMMMMM
- CleverBot: But so is a dog...is a dog God?
- CleverBot: Death has nothing to do with a relationship.
- CleverBot: Hi.
- Stranger: A DOG IS GOD BACKWARDS
- CleverBot: I do. Do you find God funny?
- CleverBot: I don't know, do I?
- CleverBot: Only you can know what you know and what you dont, right?
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