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  1. [16:51:16] <Plutonis> IN ANY CASE LET US GET THIS SHOW IN THE ROAD
  2. [16:54:09] <Plutonis> So, it appears our guys who actually can push the plot forward are now sufficiently prepared and such for their final battle against the Chosokabe fleet. The Umikomori waits menacingly at the port of Shikoku island, the juggernaut ship the last bastion of defense, with only a few straggling ships following. Motochika herself is on the port of the Komori, who opens up its ports to show metal
  3. [16:54:10] <Plutonis> tubes much like the ones inside the Paixian merchant ship, except... Incredibly colossal.
  4. [16:57:17] <Hiramasa> "Well, then."
  5. [16:57:22] <Hiramasa> "Clearly, we're being given a warm welcome."
  6. [16:57:51] <Hiramasa> "Worry not, Motochika-san! I have not come to streal away your heart~"
  7. [16:58:13] * Ken leeeeaaaan away.
  8. [16:58:31] <Norio> "Well, we could always try to do that literally!  ... But that'd be pretty violent, there're youngsters watching."
  9. [16:58:42] <Norio> "GWAHAHA!  Come on, let's finish this!"
  10. [16:59:00] <Hiramasa> (link to battlepage plz?)
  11. [16:59:06] <Norio> (it was in ooc sillyhead)
  12. [16:59:10] <Ken> (OOC channel)
  13. [17:00:15] <Plutonis> "Hmph! You shall pay for the ships you sank! Behold!" She snaps her fingers as four main cannons emerge from the front of the Umikomori. "Don't worry, boys, i won't shoot at where you are, so keep a clear line so i can keelhaul them!" Motochika yells at her allied ships, who give a hearty ARRR!
  14. [17:13:30] <Plutonis> (PLAYER TURNS, FEEL FREE TO FLUFF)
  15. [17:16:24] <Norio> "Aha!  Those metal things are just everywhere, aren't they?  Well, whatever!  Men, CHARGE!  Try to die less this time!"
  16. [17:17:36] * Hiramasa charges!
  17. [17:21:37] <Plutonis> The pirates move out of the way as the Umikomori shoots two cannonballs... Two cannonballs almost as big as normal ships! Holy crap!
  18. [17:22:15] <Plutonis> (Players again)
  19. [17:22:37] <Norio> "Now THAT'S exciting!  Get ready to pull to the.... ohh, I don't know all these ship terms, I don't even have a body!  Whatever, go forward and then turn right!  We'll cut off the enemy and get our of range of -THOSE THINGS- in a minute!"
  20. [17:26:23] <Plutonis> They move forward on the current formation as another salvo starts from the other two giant bombards!
  21. [17:28:01] * Hiramasa proceeds, full speed ahead, with archers at the ready!
  22. [17:30:37] <Norio> "Okay!  And.... turn!  Get ready, men!  Heeere they come!"
  23. [17:33:30] <Plutonis> The pirates turn down as well... It looks like their ruse worked! Or not?
  24. [17:36:13] * Hiramasa weaves through the cannonball danmaku!
  25. [17:36:40] * Norio falls over and rolls on-deck while NO FIGHTING HAPPENS.
  26. [17:36:58] <Kokoro> Kokoro hangs back.
  27. [17:37:03] <Kokoro> "Cannonballs. How crude.
  28. [17:37:03] <Kokoro> Are they not awfully wide?
  29. [17:37:03] <Kokoro> I am content here."
  30. [17:38:41] <Plutonis> The boats appear to make a beeline, with the Umikomori cannons answering in kind!
  31. [17:39:06] <Plutonis> "Yahyahya! Now yer where we want you!"
  32. [17:45:47] <Hiramasa> "Provided you live long enough~"
  33. [17:45:50] <Hiramasa> "FIRE!"
  34. [17:46:07] <Hiramasa> 32d10+650 *2.20 for type bonus
  35. [17:46:07] <DiceMaid-9001> Hiramasa, *2.20 for type bonus: 810 [32d10=4,5,2,8,2,8,6,2,7,3,7,3,2,3,6,4,4,7,3,1,8,1,7,5,6,7,10,2,4,9,6,8]
  36. [17:46:47] <Hiramasa> 32d10+1430
  37. [17:46:47] <DiceMaid-9001> Hiramasa, 32d10+1430: 1595 [32d10=2,1,2,9,4,9,5,5,4,5,2,3,8,1,5,9,9,5,4,10,5,7,10,6,3,3,5,4,1,5,9,5]
  38. [17:48:35] <Plutonis> The rain of rocks almost manage to sink the pirate spearmen ship!
  39. [17:49:21] <Norio> "Still breathing?  Alright, let's finish them off!  Don't let those shiny new weapons of theirs get to you!"  MIND of STEEL activating, weaknesses nulled!  And the swordsmen move in to finish the speardudes.
  40. [17:49:41] <Norio> 32d10+1430 ~
  41. [17:49:42] <DiceMaid-9001> Norio, ~: 1606 [32d10=9,8,9,9,1,8,9,9,4,2,6,4,3,3,10,8,10,3,2,5,7,3,7,2,2,10,3,5,8,1,5,1]
  42. [17:50:22] <Plutonis> 4d10+40 ineffective counterattack
  43. [17:50:22] <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, ineffective counterattack: 61 [4d10=4,6,10,1]
  44. [17:50:35] <Norio> Plink.
  45. [17:50:40] <Plutonis> Welp, they are knifed to death.
  46. [17:52:38] <Hiramasa> (brb)
  47. [17:55:20] <Norio> "GWAHAHA!  Good job!  Looks like THEY'RE the ones stuck now, doesn't it?"
  48. [17:55:31] <Plutonis> The gunners go closer and unleash a volley at Hiramasa!
  49. [17:56:10] <Plutonis> 15d10+600
  50. [17:56:10] <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, 15d10+600: 680 [15d10=9,1,3,9,10,1,5,9,8,8,4,2,4,2,5]
  51. [17:56:33] <Hiramasa> ow
  52. [17:56:43] <Plutonis> (Countering?)
  53. [17:57:02] <Hiramasa> of course, one sec
  54. [17:57:56] <Plutonis> The cannonners meanwhile shoot at Norio! And some swordsmen appear to be ready to get dangerous...
  55. [17:58:30] <Plutonis> 15d10+150 resisted i guess!
  56. [17:58:30] <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, resisted i guess!: 239 [15d10=5,4,5,6,9,5,10,4,2,10,5,9,4,1,10]
  57. [17:58:54] <Norio> Pliiink.  "Stand tall, men!"
  58. [17:59:33] <Hiramasa> 28d10+1273 counter
  59. [17:59:33] <DiceMaid-9001> Hiramasa, counter: 1437 [28d10=4,1,4,10,5,1,5,3,5,6,7,5,8,9,5,10,3,2,2,7,10,9,7,6,3,10,9,8]
  60. [17:59:48] <Hiramasa> 32d10+1430
  61. [17:59:48] <DiceMaid-9001> Hiramasa, 32d10+1430: 1602 [32d10=4,10,2,8,7,5,1,3,3,3,6,3,9,1,10,10,2,5,2,4,4,5,9,10,10,4,2,7,2,8,10,3]
  62. [18:01:36] <Plutonis> (Gunners resist bows though)
  63. [18:01:58] <Plutonis> (so should be neutral)
  64. [18:02:06] <Hiramasa> 3d10+650
  65. [18:02:06] <DiceMaid-9001> Hiramasa, 3d10+650: 663 [3d10=3,8,2]
  66. [18:02:09] <Hiramasa> herp
  67. [18:02:13] <Hiramasa> 32d10+650
  68. [18:02:13] <DiceMaid-9001> Hiramasa, 32d10+650: 841 [32d10=2,10,7,8,10,8,1,6,1,5,1,5,3,7,1,4,7,9,6,10,6,4,9,5,10,7,5,6,9,6,5,8]
  69. [18:06:16] * Hiramasa continues pelting the gunners with rocks and arrows!
  70. [18:06:28] <Norio> "Wait for it, wait for it..."
  71. [18:06:32] <Hiramasa> 28d10+579
  72. [18:06:32] <DiceMaid-9001> Hiramasa, 28d10+579: 725 [28d10=6,5,6,1,1,10,10,2,5,5,7,1,10,8,7,10,8,6,1,7,3,8,10,1,1,2,3,2]
  73. [18:07:59] <Plutonis> 6d10+262 counterattack as they go down
  74. [18:08:00] <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, counterattack as they go down: 291 [6d10=7,4,5,1,10,2]
  75. [18:08:32] <Plutonis> The gunner ship is taken down and sinks as well!
  76. [18:08:40] <Norio> "CHAAAAAAAARGE!"
  77. [18:09:03] <Norio> Two turns left on mind of steel!  The dudes armed with fish charge the fuck out of the charmander guys!
  78. [18:09:17] <Norio> 32d10+1430
  79. [18:09:17] <DiceMaid-9001> Norio, 32d10+1430: 1596 [32d10=1,7,4,9,2,4,9,2,1,7,9,5,10,10,3,6,10,7,2,3,5,2,3,2,6,3,6,5,5,7,1,10]
  80. [18:10:13] <Plutonis> Oh wow, there go the cannons as well.
  81. [18:10:30] <Hiramasa> don't fuck with the sword, man
  82. [18:10:35] <Norio> or the swordman
  83. [18:10:37] <Norio> man
  84. [18:10:44] <Norio> ... sword
  85. [18:10:47] <Hiramasa> yes
  86. [18:10:48] <Hiramasa> that
  87. [18:12:17] <Norio> Man, don't fuck with the sword-man's swordmen, sword-man.
  88. [18:12:37] <Plutonis> Well, speaking of that... Hiramasa's ship is boarded by some piratey gentlemen!
  89. [18:12:57] <Plutonis> 20d10+400
  90. [18:12:58] <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, 20d10+400: 482 [20d10=2,2,5,5,1,2,3,4,3,6,8,3,10,3,7,2,2,3,9,2]
  91. [18:13:16] <Norio> "Hmm... well, at least that could've gone worse than it did!"
  92. [18:13:57] <Plutonis> The Umikomori meanwhile starts to shoot in a more erratic pattern!
  93. [18:14:48] <Plutonis> 4,4Win condition: All units reach B-1/2/3/4.
  94. [18:15:04] <Plutonis> (Ah fuck didn't mean to spoiler.)
  95. [18:16:33] <Hiramasa> 27d10+1082
  96. [18:16:33] <DiceMaid-9001> Hiramasa, 27d10+1082: 1230 [27d10=8,8,4,7,7,2,6,1,4,2,8,4,6,7,2,8,10,1,8,8,2,10,7,4,5,6,3]
  97. [18:21:07] <Ken> 30d10+1200
  98. [18:21:08] <DiceMaid-9001> Ken, 30d10+1200: 1365 [30d10=1,5,10,7,10,10,10,5,5,2,7,3,2,9,5,10,2,2,2,10,9,6,1,1,3,9,2,6,4,7]
  99. [18:21:32] <Plutonis> 7d10+70 counter
  100. [18:21:32] <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, counter: 104 [7d10=9,8,3,1,8,2,3]
  101. [18:21:44] <Plutonis> Hahaha there they go.
  102. [18:21:52] <Ken> PLING
  103. [18:22:08] * Norio starts heading toward the cannons then. "Are they even TRYING anymore?"
  104. [18:22:10] <Ken> Can I steal their swords plut? They're probably more cool looking and piratey
  105. [18:22:25] <Plutonis> They don't change anything but yes.
  106. [18:22:38] <Ken> Sweeet
  107. [18:22:40] <Ken> Arr
  108. [18:23:37] <Plutonis> More cannonballs are shot! Now to destroy the cannons!
  109. [18:25:21] * Norio rolls around like a bored sword despite having gotten to kill a bunch of guys, moving a little less quickly to get through the cannon puzzle.
  110. [18:26:02] <Plutonis> A cannonball rips through Kokoro and Hiramasa's ships! It's getting dangerously near Ken as well.
  111. [18:27:33] * Norio continues taking it easy.
  112. [18:28:21] <Ken> "EYES OFF THE HAUL, EYES ON THE SEA LADS! WE'VE GOT INCOMING!"
  113. [18:33:30] <Plutonis> "Ahh! Why can't i shoot them all at once?" Chosokabe pouts while the Umikomori sailors furiously send salvo after salvo!
  114. [18:34:05] <Norio> "Why not just come out n' fight us already?  This is the least exciting battle my men've ever had!"
  115. [18:38:01] <Plutonis> "I'll show you exciting then!"
  116. [18:38:24] <Norio> "Not if we do first!"  To B3!
  117. [18:38:55] <Norio> 32d10+715 this is probably a pretty bad idea, all things considered
  118. [18:38:57] <DiceMaid-9001> Norio, this is probably a pretty bad idea, all things considered: 888 [32d10=10,2,2,4,9,2,3,7,4,9,1,6,9,8,3,1,9,7,1,6,4,5,7,8,6,5,1,8,8,9,8,1]
  119. [18:39:03] <Norio> T-T-T-TRIPS
  120. [18:42:28] <Plutonis> The cannon is badly damaged! It shoots a ball that passes through Norio's ship though.
  121. [18:42:52] <Plutonis> (-500. balls balled)
  122. [18:42:55] <Norio> "Ooh, even at close range!  Don't stop wailing on it, men!"
  123. [18:43:05] <Norio> (It doesn't do unit type advanage damage, does it?)
  124. [18:43:09] <Norio> (... And does defense apply?)
  125. [18:43:23] <Plutonis> (Nope.)
  126. [18:43:34] <Plutonis> (Pure 500)
  127. [18:43:36] <Norio> (k)
  128. [18:46:13] <Norio> 27d10+605 another swing at the B3 cannon!
  129. [18:46:15] <DiceMaid-9001> Norio, another swing at the B3 cannon!: 783 [27d10=4,10,3,8,10,7,2,1,10,4,9,3,5,3,5,10,10,7,10,2,7,6,8,7,9,8,10]
  130. [18:48:55] <Plutonis> It appears to be even more weakened!
  131. [18:49:50] <Plutonis> And cracking as well...
  132. [18:52:06] <Plutonis> Ken and Hiramasa are cannon'd!
  133. [18:52:45] <Plutonis> More balls spawn, but not on Norio's side though.
  134. [18:54:42] <Norio> 27d10+605 FINISH DAT CANNON then
  135. [18:54:43] <DiceMaid-9001> Norio, FINISH DAT CANNON then: 740 [27d10=6,8,4,8,1,6,3,1,2,9,8,1,5,6,5,4,1,8,10,4,10,2,7,5,9,1,1]
  136. [18:55:05] <Plutonis> The sword plinking destroys the cannon, leaving the ship exposed!
  137. [18:56:14] <Norio> "ALRIGHT!  NOW we can finish this!"
  138. [18:56:27] <Plutonis> "W-what the hell? No one got close enough to the cannons enough to do this!"
  139. [18:56:53] <Norio> "BUT I DID!"
  140. [19:00:29] <Plutonis> The Umikomori tries to helplessly shoot more cannonballs, but they can't seem to line them up to your ships!
  141. [19:01:04] * Norio leads a shitton of men on board. With WEAPONS.
  142. [19:02:03] * Hiramasa CHAREG
  143. [19:02:56] <Ken> "PILE IN MEN! LEAVE NO CHEST UNPILLAGED!"
  144. [19:03:43] <Hiramasa> "How vulgar."
  145. [19:04:04] * Ken goes on to be far more vulgar.
  146. [19:04:27] <Plutonis> The naval battle finishes as you all enter the Umikomori! Your soldiers start to fight off the crew while Motochika is waiting near the mast. She ditched the anchor-chucks and now is donning a pair BIG METAL GAUNTLETS with harpoons lodged on them. "Ahhhh! You are not going to pillage my chests, you damn landlubbers! Come on and fight! With my weapons here i won't make it as easy as the last
  147. [19:04:27] <Plutonis> time!"
  148. [19:04:30] <Norio> "We're pirating from PIRATES!  We have every reason to be vulgar!"
  149. [19:05:07] <Hiramasa> "One should conduct onself with dignity in all situations."
  150. [19:05:18] <Ken> 1d20+6 Take 2
  151. [19:05:18] <DiceMaid-9001> Ken, Take 2: 13 [1d20=7]
  152. [19:05:30] <Hiramasa> "Amaterasu was radiant even in the cavern depths, recall."
  153. [19:06:48] <Norio> "Alright, Ko-tan!  Use whatever stance you want, this is a REAL fight!  Obi, get out here!"
  154. [19:07:06] * Ken grins slyly and slips his weapon behind his back and begins fiddling a bit.
  155. [19:08:34] <Plutonis> 4**WARNING WARNING**
  156. [19:08:36] <Plutonis> Bat Captain of the untamable Sea
  157. [19:08:36] <Plutonis> Motochika Chosokabe
  158. [19:08:36] <Plutonis> **WARNING WARNING**
  159. [19:08:49] <Plutonis> (Ah crap)
  160. [19:09:04] <Norio> (Y-You tried your best!)
  161. [19:09:04] <Plutonis> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARt4RBz9zJo FIGHT THEME! SPEED AND DEXES
  162. [19:09:28] <Norio> TWELVE DECKS, THREE SPEED.
  163. [19:09:31] <Plutonis> She lets out her Crobat and Swoobat duo, they are looking much angrier than normal!
  164. [19:09:45] <Ken> 22 aand... Kunai 12
  165. [19:09:49] <Hiramasa> guys
  166. [19:09:51] <Hiramasa> should I
  167. [19:09:52] <Hiramasa> should I guys
  168. [19:10:04] <Norio> ... eh, do it
  169. [19:10:20] <Ken> (That's 22 dex and 12 speed. Sorry.)
  170. [19:10:37] <Hiramasa> okay
  171. [19:10:38] <Hiramasa> one sec
  172. [19:11:38] * Hiramasa UNLEASHES THE KRAKEN!!!!1111111
  173. [19:12:11] <Hiramasa> dex 8 speed 18
  174. [19:14:32] <Plutonis> As Hiramasa releases the Kraken, he notices it has... Somewhat shrunk. From a beast almost as big as a ship, it now has the size of a simple chariot.
  175. [19:14:54] <Norio> "Did you forget to feed it?!"
  176. [19:15:08] <Ken> "...Is that even..."
  177. [19:15:10] <Hiramasa> "Maybe she thought she'd be cuter this way."
  178. [19:15:13] <Hiramasa> :3
  179. [19:15:32] <Hiramasa> "Don't worry, Ikk-yuu~ I like you no matter what."
  180. [19:15:49] <Norio> "You can go meet Futon if you wanna talk about cute!  ... Ah, well, a battle's a battle.  HERE GOES!"
  181. [19:15:50] <Plutonis> The Omastar gives a bashful blush while looking down.
  182. [19:15:53] * Ken audible facepalm.
  183. [19:16:37] <Kokoro> Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwobbuffet. 12 dex 3 spd
  184. [19:17:38] * Plutonis changes topic to 'Ken - Motochika - Noriox2 - Kokoro - Hiramasa || Crobat - Swoobat - Ikyu - Kunai - Futon - Boing'
  185. [19:17:44] <Norio> (It's Obi actually)
  186. [19:18:11] * Plutonis changes topic to 'Ken - Motochika - Noriox2 - Kokoro - Hiramasa || Crobat - Swoobat - Ikyu - Kunai - Obi - Boing'
  187. [19:18:35] <Ken> Poisen powder
  188. [19:18:36] <Ken> In her face
  189. [19:18:39] <~Plutonis> (put you're battle themes on because shit is on like donkey kong)
  190. [19:18:43] <~Plutonis> (roll)
  191. [19:18:52] <Ken> 1d20
  192. [19:18:52] <DiceMaid-9001> Ken, 1d20: 16 [1d20=16]
  193. [19:20:01] <~Plutonis> She coughes a bit, looking a bit ill, but starts gathering her own resilience! She then punches Ken with a watery knuckle!
  194. [19:20:07] <~Plutonis> 1d20 Water Punch
  195. [19:20:08] <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, Water Punch: 4 [1d20=4]
  196. [19:20:18] <~Plutonis> It goes wide. Norio!
  197. [19:20:28] <Norio> "Stance, and...!"  KIAI FOCUS!
  198. [19:20:32] <Ken> "Nice try sweetheart."
  199. [19:20:42] <Norio> 1d20+1 and fury cutter on the SWOObat!  The right bat this time!
  200. [19:20:43] <DiceMaid-9001> Norio, and fury cutter on the SWOObat!  The right bat this time!: 19 [1d20=18]
  201. [19:20:47] <Norio> CRIT
  202. [19:21:00] <Norio> 2d4+5 bugtype
  203. [19:21:02] <DiceMaid-9001> Norio, bugtype: 10 [2d4=4,1]
  204. [19:21:34] <~Plutonis> Well, were this a stronger attack it would be worrying. The swoobat just shrugs that off though!
  205. [19:21:47] <Norio> FOR NOW
  206. [19:22:46] <~Plutonis> (Second attack?)
  207. [19:22:52] <~Plutonis> (And then Ko-tan)
  208. [19:22:52] <Norio> (That was it, Focus Energy is a move)
  209. [19:23:08] <~Plutonis> (Oh derp. KAY THEN KOKORO)
  210. [19:23:22] <Kokoro> Hold!
  211. [19:24:28] <~Plutonis> (Hiramasa!)
  212. [19:24:49] <Hiramasa> Pluplutan, is Ikkyu a loyal pokemon
  213. [19:25:16] <~Plutonis> (Yes because 1,1crush on you)
  214. [19:26:02] <Hiramasa> anyway possessing
  215. [19:26:16] * Hiramasa falls over backwards as Ikkyu seems more focused!
  216. [19:26:35] <~Plutonis> Well you two are one now. Just like Ikkyu always wanted <3.
  217. [19:26:59] <Norio> (B-But they just met, how lewd!)
  218. [19:27:58] <~Plutonis> The Swoobat sends a big pink heart at Boing while the Crobat shoots a confusing wave from his eyes at Norio, Kokoro and Obi!
  219. [19:28:01] <~Plutonis> 1d20 Attract
  220. [19:28:02] <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, Attract: 10 [1d20=10]
  221. [19:28:17] <Norio> 1,1Own Tempo
  222. [19:28:19] <~Plutonis> Well, love can bloom at a battlefield. Ikkyu!
  223. [19:28:21] <Norio> 1,1Come on, that's twice now!
  224. [19:28:28] <~Plutonis> (trainers are confoosed though)
  225. [19:28:34] <Norio> (that is indeed true)
  226. [19:28:51] <Kokoro> Hold on, now
  227. [19:29:04] <Kokoro> Not so fast! Safeguard.
  228. [19:29:10] <Norio> ~
  229. [19:29:27] <Norio> Now that's a daughter a dad can be proud of!
  230. [19:29:40] <Kokoro> I go hard in the paint.
  231. [19:33:23] <~Plutonis> (Bah. Kunai and others can go)
  232. [19:34:29] <Ken> Psychocut. Piratewench.
  233. [19:34:31] <Ken> 1d20
  234. [19:34:32] <DiceMaid-9001> Ken, 1d20: 14 [1d20=14]
  235. [19:35:11] <Ken> 3d8+10+16
  236. [19:35:11] <Hiramasa> Ikkyu fires off an icy beam at the Crobat!
  237. [19:35:11] <DiceMaid-9001> Ken, 3d8+10+16: 39 [3d8=3,6,4]
  238. [19:35:15] <Hiramasa> 1d20 aurora beam
  239. [19:35:15] <DiceMaid-9001> Hiramasa, aurora beam: 8 [1d20=8]
  240. [19:37:22] <~Plutonis> She blocks some of the attack with the gauntlet!
  241. [19:37:35] <Norio> (OH SHE'S A DELSABER NOW HUH)
  242. [19:37:49] <Hiramasa> 3d8+10+22+6
  243. [19:37:49] <DiceMaid-9001> Hiramasa, 3d8+10+22+6: 56 [3d8=7,4,7]
  244. [19:37:58] <Norio> The 'tung wraps his eyes with his tongue and headbutts the everliving fuck out of the crobat if there's any crobat left!
  245. [19:38:12] <Norio> 1d20 who am I kidding, of course there's crobat left, ac4 zen headbutt
  246. [19:38:14] <DiceMaid-9001> Norio, who am I kidding, of course there's crobat left, ac4 zen headbutt: 2 [1d20=2]
  247. [19:38:19] <Norio> yeah go figure
  248. [19:39:10] <~Plutonis> 2d8
  249. [19:39:11] <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, 2d8: 7 [2d8=3,4]
  250. [19:39:23] <~Plutonis> The crobat is hurt but starts munching on a berry it carries!
  251. [19:39:44] <~Plutonis> (I guess Boing safeguarded so back to Ken?)
  252. [19:39:47] <Kokoro> Wobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
  253. [19:39:52] <Norio> (Nah, that was a guardian feat)
  254. [19:39:53] <Kokoro> No, that was Kokorororroro
  255. [19:40:04] <Ken> Kama
  256. [19:40:09] <Ken> 1d20 vs 2
  257. [19:40:10] <DiceMaid-9001> Ken, vs 2: 2 [1d20=2]
  258. [19:40:12] <Kokoro> Any good moves for me to encore?
  259. [19:40:17] <Ken> Woop
  260. [19:40:19] <Ken> That was lucky
  261. [19:40:27] <~Plutonis> (Confuse Ray and Attract?)
  262. [19:40:28] <Norio> (Encore the Confuse Ray, I'd say)
  263. [19:40:34] <Kokoro> I'm down for that
  264. [19:40:35] <Kokoro> 1d20
  265. [19:40:35] <DiceMaid-9001> Kokoro, 1d20: 10 [1d20=10]
  266. [19:41:36] <Ken> 5d10+16+6+6+5
  267. [19:41:36] <DiceMaid-9001> Ken, 5d10+16+6+6+5: 71 [5d10=8,7,9,7,7]
  268. [19:42:30] <~Plutonis> (Wait, at who was the Kama?)
  269. [19:42:38] <~Plutonis> (And 2 misses)
  270. [19:42:43] <Ken> (No it doesn't)
  271. [19:42:49] <Ken> (Concealed weapon)
  272. [19:43:22] <~Plutonis> (Oh huh)
  273. [19:46:13] <~Plutonis> Poor Chosokabe, she's taken by the surprise attack while her Crobat starts flipping out! She shoots two harpoons at Kokoro!
  274. [19:46:20] <~Plutonis> 2#1d20 Twineedle
  275. [19:46:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, Twineedle: 9 [1d20=9], 13 [1d20=13]
  276. [19:46:34] <Kokoro> Boing wobbles. And weebles. And suddenly, the crobat feels compelled to do the very same for...
  277. [19:46:57] <Kokoro> 1d4+2 turns
  278. [19:46:57] <DiceMaid-9001> Kokoro, turns: 4 [1d4=2]
  279. [19:47:12] <~Plutonis> 2#1d20+8 damage
  280. [19:47:13] <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, damage: 14 [1d20=6], 11 [1d20=3]
  281. [19:47:23] <~Plutonis> 2#1d12 unreduceable damage
  282. [19:47:23] <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, unreduceable damage: 2 [1d12=2], 8 [1d12=8]
  283. [19:47:38] <~Plutonis> Ko-tan is dragged near Chosokabe, who gives her a strong punch!
  284. [19:47:41] <~Plutonis> 1d20 Mega Paunch!
  285. [19:47:42] <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, Mega Paunch!: 20 [1d20=20]
  286. [19:47:57] <Norio> (SMELLS LIKE COUNTER TIME)
  287. [19:48:00] <Ken> Wellp
  288. [19:48:21] <~Plutonis> 4d12+32+16 COME OVER HERE FOLLOWED BY UPPERCUT
  289. [19:48:21] <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, COME OVER HERE FOLLOWED BY UPPERCUT: 62 [4d12=2,4,7,1]
  290. [19:48:48] <~Plutonis> The harpoons drag the small girl into punching range, and Kokoro gets uppercutted hard!
  291. [19:49:48] <Kokoro> But Chosokabe gets downercutted even harder. Even as the stoic girl flies upwards, she kicks down and smacks that bitch's shit up. She calls out, "Enough!"
  292. [19:50:17] <~Plutonis> (How much damage?_
  293. [19:50:35] <Kokoro> Does the counter apply to the combo or just the one hit?
  294. [19:51:06] <~Plutonis> (Just the one of the hits, i said it so on the ooc channel)
  295. [19:51:14] <Kokoro> 124 damage
  296. [19:51:36] * Norio drags the little girl out of the way of getting hit more by the upper body! Time to cut that swoobat up some more.
  297. [19:51:56] <Norio> 1d20+1 fury cutter pt2
  298. [19:51:57] <DiceMaid-9001> Norio, fury cutter pt2: 10 [1d20=9]
  299. [19:52:08] <~Plutonis> She staggers a bit after being hit like that... And now twice!
  300. [19:52:27] <Norio> AC... 3 on the swoobat, that hit?
  301. [19:52:33] <~Plutonis> (Oh yes)
  302. [19:52:47] <Norio> 1d12+6+5;1d20+1 and then another!
  303. [19:52:47] <DiceMaid-9001> Norio, 1d12+6+5: 19 [1d12=8]; and then another!: 11 [1d20=10]
  304. [19:53:01] <~Plutonis> (Hits, hits)
  305. [19:53:03] <Norio> 2d12+12+5 slaaaaaaash
  306. [19:53:04] <DiceMaid-9001> Norio, slaaaaaaash: 30 [2d12=2,11]
  307. [19:53:27] <~Plutonis> The swoobat doesn't mind the first slash, but the second one... Yeowch!
  308. [19:53:57] <Norio> "Don't get disoriented, Ko-tan!  Just let each strike flow... or something like that."
  309. [19:55:02] <Kokoro> "I am incapable of disorientation."
  310. [19:55:14] <Norio> "GOOD!"
  311. [19:56:11] <Norio> "... Well I mean, that looks like that hurt, thought I'd try the whole 'parent' thing for once.  ... Oh whatever, you're strong enough, let's take her down!"
  312. [19:57:41] <Plutonis> Chosokabe slams her hand in the floor, looking really annoyed! As she does that, two cannons materialize in the air, being lodged out of an invisible port. "Rrrgh. Time to get serious!"
  313. [19:57:41] <Plutonis> THEME CHANGE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYPVaxn-hjU
  314. [19:57:42] <Plutonis> (Kokoro and Hiramasa!)
  315. [19:57:10] <Kokoro> Hhhhhhhhhhold.
  316. [19:57:59] <Nodacchan> "... Well I mean, that looks like that hurt, thought I'd try the whole 'parent' thing for once.  ... Oh whatever, you're strong enough, let's take her down!   She's gettin' desperate!"
  317. [19:58:33] * Hiramasa UNLEASHES THE FURY on cannon bit 1!
  318. [19:58:36] <Hiramasa> 1d20 hydro pump
  319. [19:58:37] <DiceMaid-9001> Hiramasa, hydro pump: 17 [1d20=17]
  320. [19:59:03] <Hiramasa> 5d12+18+22+8+6
  321. [19:59:03] <DiceMaid-9001> Hiramasa, 5d12+18+22+8+6: 78 [5d12=4,1,4,3,12]
  322. [19:59:49] <~Plutonis> (hits 2 enemies, which?)
  323. [20:01:25] <Hiramasa> Let's do the cannon and the crobat
  324. [20:03:06] <~Plutonis> The Crobat is KO'd and the cannon is a bit damaged! It shoots a fireball at Kunai!
  325. [20:03:09] <~Plutonis> 1d20 Fire cannon
  326. [20:03:09] <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, Fire cannon: 19 [1d20=19]
  327. [20:03:23] <~Plutonis> 4d12+30 crit
  328. [20:03:23] <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, crit: 45 [4d12=5,7,2,1]
  329. [20:03:30] * Plutonis changes topic to 'Ken - Motochika - Noriox2 - Kokoro - Hiramasa -Cannon Bit 1 || Swoobat - Ikyu - Kunai - Cannon Bit 2 - Obi - Boing'
  330. [20:04:14] <~Plutonis> The Swoobat meanwhile assures that Kokoro takes a shitton of damage!
  331. [20:04:17] <~Plutonis> 1d20 Assurance
  332. [20:04:17] <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, Assurance: 10 [1d20=10]
  333. [20:04:24] <Nodacchan> ... Wasn't that Kunai?
  334. [20:04:32] <Nodacchan> Oh right DISREGARD
  335. [20:04:52] <~Plutonis> 5d8+10+12 tree is a zoof
  336. [20:04:53] <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, tree is a zoof: 51 [5d8=5,3,6,7,8]
  337. [20:04:57] <~Plutonis> (Ikyu!)
  338. [20:04:57] <Nodacchan> tree is a zoof
  339. [20:05:32] <Hiramasa> 1d20 water pulse on the cannon, pew pew
  340. [20:05:33] <DiceMaid-9001> Hiramasa, water pulse on the cannon, pew pew: 13 [1d20=13]
  341. [20:05:45] <Nodacchan> (Don't go ahead too far, she might be intercepting)
  342. [20:05:48] <Nodacchan> (bard ping)
  343. [20:05:53] <~Plutonis> (which of them?)
  344. [20:05:58] <Hiramasa> (the one I already hit)
  345. [20:06:02] <Hiramasa> (but yeah, waiting)
  346. [20:06:33] <Kokoro> Oh boooy
  347. [20:06:40] <Kokoro> Okay, let's see
  348. [20:06:48] <Kokoro> First thing to try
  349. [20:06:55] <Kokoro> 1d20 Wobb intercept
  350. [20:06:55] <DiceMaid-9001> Kokoro, Wobb intercept: 8 [1d20=8]
  351. [20:08:13] <~Plutonis> (Not)
  352. [20:08:33] <Nodacchan> (Hmm, could my tung intercept too?  I forget how that works)
  353. [20:08:33] <Kokoro> nope, so unless other guardian wants to help out, that's a KO here
  354. [20:08:59] <Kokoro> It's 11-20 if they have below 20 speed, 6-20 if they have 20+, auto if they have... 35, I think
  355. [20:09:11] <Nodacchan> (Well I know THAT part, I mean "can you intercept for other trainers")
  356. [20:09:18] <Ken> 1d20
  357. [20:09:19] <DiceMaid-9001> Ken, 1d20: 12 [1d20=12]
  358. [20:09:50] <Kokoro> Preeeetty sure you can block for whoever you like
  359. [20:09:55] <Nodacchan> (Ploot?)
  360. [20:10:06] <~Plutonis> The Tung gets hit instead!
  361. [20:10:14] <~Plutonis> (It gets the 51 damage though!)
  362. [20:10:16] <Nodacchan> 1d20 well he still has to roll intercept
  363. [20:10:16] <DiceMaid-9001> Nodacchan, well he still has to roll intercept: 14 [1d20=14]
  364. [20:10:23] <Nodacchan> okay nah he can take it
  365. [20:10:26] <Nodacchan> he knows what's up
  366. [20:10:28] <Nodacchan> he's in there
  367. [20:10:57] <Hiramasa> 2d8+8+22+8+6 for the water pulse pew pew
  368. [20:10:58] <DiceMaid-9001> Hiramasa, for the water pulse pew pew: 52 [2d8=3,5]
  369. [20:13:10] <~Plutonis> (Hahaha the exact damage needed)
  370. [20:13:16] <~Plutonis> The cannon bit is destroyed!
  371. [20:13:21] * Plutonis changes topic to 'Ken - Motochika - Noriox2 - Kokoro - Hiramasa -|| Swoobat - Ikyu - Kunai - Cannon Bit 2 - Obi - Boing'
  372. [20:13:38] <~Plutonis> The second one shoots an electric ball at Ikyu for his trouble though.
  373. [20:13:47] <~Plutonis> 1d20 Electric Cannon
  374. [20:13:47] <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, Electric Cannon: 7 [1d20=7]
  375. [20:13:59] <~Plutonis> 2d12+15 SE damage
  376. [20:14:00] <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, SE damage: 32 [2d12=9,8]
  377. [20:16:01] <Hiramasa> what's the ac on that cannon
  378. [20:16:27] <Hiramasa> also special or physical
  379. [20:16:47] <~Plutonis> physical, both of them
  380. [20:16:58] <~Plutonis> AC 5
  381. [20:17:34] <Ken> 1d100
  382. [20:17:35] <DiceMaid-9001> Ken, 1d100: 15 [1d100=15]
  383. [20:17:40] <Hiramasa> then it misses
  384. [20:17:42] <Hiramasa> :3
  385. [20:18:43] <~Plutonis> The fireball hits Kunai with full force! For a second it seems like the Pawniard is consumed in the flames, melted into slag...
  386. [20:18:58] <~Plutonis> But thankfully it doesn't. She just lays out knocked out.
  387. [20:19:04] * Plutonis changes topic to 'Ken - Motochika - Noriox2 - Kokoro - Hiramasa -|| Swoobat - Ikyu - Cannon Bit 2 - Obi - Boing'
  388. [20:19:23] <~Plutonis> (Obi and Boing. Both did their movements already though!)
  389. [20:19:32] <Nodacchan> (Shifts aren't moves, though)
  390. [20:20:04] <~Plutonis> (Yeah shifts)
  391. [20:20:13] <Nodacchan> Wellll can he LICK the swoobat from there?
  392. [20:20:26] <~Plutonis> (Yeah both can attack the swoob)
  393. [20:20:35] <Nodacchan> 1d20 yeah okay, SLURP
  394. [20:20:36] <DiceMaid-9001> Nodacchan, yeah okay, SLURP: 9 [1d20=9]
  395. [20:20:57] <Nodacchan> 1d6+3+15 goast-type if it hits, ac2
  396. [20:20:58] <DiceMaid-9001> Nodacchan, goast-type if it hits, ac2: 19 [1d6=1]
  397. [20:21:44] <~Plutonis> How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Swoobat roll? Well, more than this one.
  398. [20:22:06] <Nodacchan> still p. fucking delicious
  399. [20:23:08] <Celeste> Saaaaafeguard.
  400. [20:24:48] <~Plutonis> (Ken again!)
  401. [20:25:29] <Ken> "KUNAI! OH YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN!" His kick is the kick that shall pierce the heavens.
  402. [20:25:35] <Ken> 1d20
  403. [20:25:36] <DiceMaid-9001> Ken, 1d20: 5 [1d20=5]
  404. [20:26:34] <~Plutonis> CLANG! Well, i'll be damned. She DID put a steel codpiece to protect herself!
  405. [20:27:04] <Nodachi> "GWAHAHAHA!  Gettin' scared, now?"
  406. [20:27:20] <~Plutonis> Motochika shoots a bunch of harpoons at the unconscious Hiramasa!
  407. [20:27:25] <~Plutonis> 5#1d20
  408. [20:27:25] <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, 5#1d20: 6 [1d20=6], 3 [1d20=3], 17 [1d20=17], 17 [1d20=17], 8 [1d20=8]
  409. [20:27:26] <Ken> "Grrr..." Suckerpunch
  410. [20:27:30] <Ken> 1d20
  411. [20:27:30] <DiceMaid-9001> Ken, 1d20: 13 [1d20=13]
  412. [20:27:55] <Ken> 3d10+12+6+5
  413. [20:27:56] <DiceMaid-9001> Ken, 3d10+12+6+5: 40 [3d10=4,9,4]
  414. [20:28:04] <Hiramasa> noted
  415. [20:28:07] <~Plutonis> 1d10+4+5 Icicle spearing
  416. [20:28:08] <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, Icicle spearing: 10 [1d10=1]
  417. [20:28:17] <Hiramasa> wait
  418. [20:28:18] <~Plutonis> 1d12 pulling to melee range.
  419. [20:28:19] <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, pulling to melee range.: 7 [1d12=7]
  420. [20:28:22] <Hiramasa> okay
  421. [20:28:41] * Hiramasa takes like no damage and is dragged, then?
  422. [20:29:10] <~Plutonis> With everyone close, she gets punched by Ken while stepping on the floor. A raging maelstrom covers everything around Chosokabe!
  423. [20:29:59] <~Plutonis> 1d20 Water Pulse
  424. [20:30:00] <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, Water Pulse: 13 [1d20=13]
  425. [20:30:31] <~Plutonis> 1d10+8+20+8 at EVERYONE
  426. [20:30:32] <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, at EVERYONE: 38 [1d10=2]
  427. [20:31:07] <Hiramasa> IKKYUU DON'T GIVE A DAMN
  428. [20:31:12] <Hiramasa> Hiramasa gurgles a bit though
  429. [20:31:36] <Nodachi> The sword gives only a mild fuck!  Its lickitung barely can't take it though.
  430. [20:31:42] * Plutonis changes topic to 'Motochika - Noriox2 - Kokoro - Hiramasa -|| Swoobat - Ikyu - Cannon Bit 2 - Obi - Boing'
  431. [20:31:44] <Nodachi> Sooo.... aw hell, protect.
  432. [20:32:18] <~Plutonis> (Who protects?)
  433. [20:32:23] <~Plutonis> (Obi or Norio?)
  434. [20:32:32] <Nodachi> Obi does, hahaha I WISH Norio had protect
  435. [20:32:50] <Nodachi> ... Not that it'd matter in THIS situation but would be good.
  436. [20:32:53] <Nodachi> In general.
  437. [20:33:21] <~Plutonis> (Well, Norio and the other's turn then!)
  438. [20:33:45] <~Plutonis> Ken is washed away alongside his Pokémon!
  439. [20:34:23] * Plutonis changes topic to 'Motochika - Noriox2 -  Hiramasa -|| Swoobat - Ikyu - Cannon Bit 2 - Obi - Boing'
  440. [20:34:47] * Nodachi keeps Kokoro standing by the arms alone, but still drags toward the Swoobat for MORE FURY CUTTER!
  441. [20:34:48] <Nodachi> 1d20+1
  442. [20:34:49] <DiceMaid-9001> Nodachi, 1d20+1: 11 [1d20=10]
  443. [20:35:03] <Nodachi> 3d12+18+5 you're just soooooo neutral, aren't you DM
  444. [20:35:05] <DiceMaid-9001> Nodachi, you're just soooooo neutral, aren't you DM: 50 [3d12=8,8,11]
  445. [20:35:15] <Celeste> 1d20 block
  446. [20:35:16] <DiceMaid-9001> Celeste, block: 2 [1d20=2]
  447. [20:35:19] <~Plutonis> 1d8
  448. [20:35:19] <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, 1d8: 1 [1d8=1]
  449. [20:35:39] <Nodachi> Dat bat still up?
  450. [20:35:43] <~Plutonis> The swoobat tries to munch on a berry but gets terribly effed up as well! It's on its last!
  451. [20:36:02] <Nodachi> 1d20+1 Sounds like it's still up!  Time for FURY CUTTER, FINAL ROUND
  452. [20:36:03] <DiceMaid-9001> Nodachi, Sounds like it's still up!  Time for FURY CUTTER, FINAL ROUND: 13 [1d20=12]
  453. [20:36:16] <Nodachi> 4d12+24+5 no crit but ow still
  454. [20:36:16] <DiceMaid-9001> Nodachi, no crit but ow still: 55 [4d12=3,9,3,11]
  455. [20:36:25] <~Plutonis> (Not doing that on Chosokabe? fo shame)
  456. [20:36:31] <~Plutonis> Well there goes butt bat.
  457. [20:36:33] <Nodachi> (it's fury cutter)
  458. [20:36:36] <Nodachi> (HOWEVER)
  459. [20:36:41] <Nodachi> 4CLEAVE!
  460. [20:36:44] * Plutonis changes topic to 'Motochika - Noriox2 -  Hiramasa -|| Ikyu - Cannon Bit 2 - Obi - Boing'
  461. [20:36:47] <Nodachi> ... Or Celebrate, whatever
  462. [20:36:53] <Nodachi> (NOW I HAVE A QUESTION)
  463. [20:36:55] <~Plutonis> (Holy crap lois)
  464. [20:37:01] <Nodachi> (Does Fury Cutter keep its damage using Cleave?)
  465. [20:37:07] <~Plutonis> (Yes)
  466. [20:37:11] <Nodachi> (hahaha holy shit)
  467. [20:37:17] <Nodachi> 1d20+1 ON CHOSOKABE THEN
  468. [20:37:18] <DiceMaid-9001> Nodachi, ON CHOSOKABE THEN: 17 [1d20=16]
  469. [20:37:23] <Nodachi> CEE ARR EYE TEE
  470. [20:37:30] <Nodachi> ... no wait
  471. [20:37:35] <Nodachi> the +1 doesn't count for critrate, does it
  472. [20:37:44] <~Plutonis> (Course not!)
  473. [20:37:48] <Nodachi> 4d12+24+5 oh well, worth a try!
  474. [20:37:49] <DiceMaid-9001> Nodachi, oh well, worth a try!: 61 [4d12=5,7,8,12]
  475. [20:38:18] <~Plutonis> "Gaaa!" Motochika steps behind. "D-damn it!"
  476. [20:38:24] <~Plutonis> (Hiramasa and Ikyu!)
  477. [20:38:25] <Nodachi> "Ahahaha!  Ko-tan, why did you have problems with stances before?  This is so easy!"
  478. [20:38:42] * Hiramasa staggers to his feet as he deposesses Ikyuu!
  479. [20:38:45] <Hiramasa> borrowing
  480. [20:38:47] <Hiramasa> HYDRO
  481. [20:38:48] <Celeste> She's too unconscious to answer.
  482. [20:38:49] <Hiramasa> PUMP
  483. [20:39:13] * Nodachi has no clue as to the whole fact of sockpuppeting an unconscious little girl.
  484. [20:39:21] <~Plutonis> (Do it faggit)
  485. [20:39:57] <Hiramasa> Ikyuu, meanwhile, herpderp BRINE on Motochika!
  486. [20:39:59] <Hiramasa> 1d20
  487. [20:39:59] <DiceMaid-9001> Hiramasa, 1d20: 13 [1d20=13]
  488. [20:40:04] <Hiramasa> is she below 50% hp
  489. [20:40:21] <~Plutonis> (Oh a lot)
  490. [20:40:41] <Hiramasa> 5d12+22+22+8+6
  491. [20:40:41] <DiceMaid-9001> Hiramasa, 5d12+22+22+8+6: 94 [5d12=8,9,4,11,4]
  492. [20:41:45] <~Plutonis> A rushing flow of seawater knocks Motochika on the mast pole! She tries to walk for a bit, raising her arms for a punch before collapsing on the floor. Seeing their captain defeated, the remaining crewmen lose morale!
  493. [20:42:17] <Nodachi> "GWAHAH- ... Whoa!  Why didn't you tell me you were hurt?"
  494. [20:42:24] * Nodachi stabs into the ground for a makeshift victory pose.
  495. [20:42:26] <~Plutonis> Will you loot her stuff Y/N?
  496. [20:42:33] <Hiramasa> yyyy
  497. [20:42:36] <Nodachi> you fuckin' bet
  498. [20:43:06] <~Plutonis> Okay, then! Hiramasa strips off an unconscious girl like the huge fucking creepazoid he is!
  499. [20:43:10] * Nodachi is, however, not horrible enough to leave his daughter's hands ;_;
  500. [20:43:11] <Hiramasa> wait
  501. [20:43:12] <Hiramasa> what
  502. [20:43:13] <Hiramasa> ;_;
  503. [20:43:22] <Hiramasa> I protest ;_;
  504. [20:43:23] <Nodachi> It's okay, it's just her weapons!
  505. [20:43:23] <~Plutonis> You recieve HARPOON GAUNTLET and CAPTAIN'S CORSET!
  506. [20:43:25] <Nodachi> ... Probably!
  507. [20:43:27] <Nodachi> .. Oh.
  508. [20:43:29] <Nodachi> Guess it isn't.
  509. [20:43:32] <Nodachi> Welp.
  510. [20:45:07] <~Plutonis> As Chosokabe is conked on the floor, the floating cannons disappear as well. The pirates either jump from the ship or completely surrender as your troops take over the Umikomori!
  511. [20:45:12] <Nodachi> "Well, we sure did it!  That one was actually pretty tough, huh?"
  512. [20:45:36] * Nodachi lets the unconscious Ko-tan lean. "Either way, I vote we take 'er prisoner."
  513. [20:48:59] <Hiramasa> "For now, in any case."
  514. [20:49:08] <Hiramasa> "Let our daimyo figure out what to do with her, hah?"
  515. [20:49:36] <~Plutonis> The sun shines brightly at east and west as a testament of your victory... Wait... Wait a minute, two su-?
  516. [20:49:45] <Nodachi> "Let's!  I feel INSPIRED to make something when we get back, anyway!"
  517. [20:49:51] <~Plutonis> 4BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
  518. [20:50:37] <~Plutonis> A pillar of light pierces the Umikomori, making an ginormous hole on its side! The ship starts to be filled with water... Sinking is imminent!
  519. [20:50:38] <Hiramasa> "...Oh dear."
  520. [20:51:06] * Hiramasa grabs onto Ikkyuu!
  521. [20:52:40] <Nodachi> "H-Hey, don't just leave us!"
  522. [20:52:57] * Nodachi isn't well-versed enough in "dragging unconscious bodies while being held"
  523. [20:53:10] <Hiramasa> "I'm not!"
  524. [20:53:14] <Hiramasa> "Uh..."
  525. [20:53:15] <Hiramasa> "Hm."
  526. [20:53:31] <Nodachi> "Well, moving ain't the easiest thing in the world right now!"
  527. [20:53:38] <Hiramasa> "I wonder if there are lifeboats?"
  528. [20:53:49] * Hiramasa grabs Nodachi and hauls him around then :c
  529. [20:54:28] <Nodachi> but what about ko-tan ;~;
  530. [20:54:31] <Nodachi> and... the other guy
  531. [20:54:42] <~Plutonis> Kokoro starts to wake up a bit, Ken is super conked though! Both pirates and your bannermen hurry to your ships, and Chosokabe is still out cold there!
  532. [20:55:19] * Nodachi totally has the Lickitung help the little girl around while enjoying being CARRIED BY AN ABLE-BODIED PERSON FUCK YES, then
  533. [20:55:19] <Celeste> Kokoro looks around slowly. She comments, "How odd. I dreamt of a battle."
  534. [20:55:35] * Hiramasa tries to drape all the unconscious people over Ikkyu's shell, then ;_;
  535. [21:03:40] <~Plutonis> The ship slowly sinks. The pink-haired semi-naked girl is still zoned out, her eyes a pair of swirls as you are carried back to your ships. While the Chosokabe fleet has been crushed, and their territory conquered, a question remains... What the crap was that light?
  536. [21:03:44] <~Plutonis> [/session]
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