Sam Fuary says
you see
back in 1942
polland had a plan to destroy the nazis
to kill hitler
so they made a genetically similar human being
who is called notch
and his Hitlerness
was meant to counter act actual hitler
like multiplying a double negative

Sam Fuary says
but then the nazis caught onto it
so they buried Notch int he middle of the earth

Sam Fuary says
where he has been for the past 60 years
slowly digging himself out
he decided to make a game about his expierience
and ad creepers because he was infatuated with expoding penis monsters
FIN