Feferi/Eridan (Hyper farting, Burping) (Unfinished)

Feferi: Feferi was fluttering around her hive, checking on her fishes, apparel and the decor of the place, there wasn't anything very special going on, it was only Eridan coming over, but it kept her busy enough! As she hovered around about her hive something to note was the occasional large rush of bubbles that came from under her dress, causing Fef to giggle. Due to the usual large amount of gas that came out, Feferi had holes in the roof of every room so it could all escape to the surface, quite handy architecture!.. if you didn't mind peepers that looked through them.

Eridan: Speaking of peepers Eridan had taken the liberty of making use of the architecture in order to both spy on her and to take the occasional sniff of her gas. He knew what he was doing was creepy, but it wasn't like he'd ever get a chance otherwise. After a couple of minutes of this though he stopped and quickly made his way to the designated "front door" of her hive. He knocked on and waited for her to answer, wondering is she'd even be able to hear him with how large her hive was.

Feferi: Luckily for Eridan, Feferi was actually pretty close to the front door, the real worry should've been whether he could be heard over the massive belch she'd just let out that made the door in front of her buckle a little with the sheer force put against it. After a good chuckle, she realised someone was on the other side, seeing Eridan's eye through the large keyhole. "Eridan!! Come on in, the door's open!"

Eridan: He doesn't even flinch at the buckling from the door, used to the levels of gas that she could put out, and while he could also be pretty bad, he preferred to save face and hold it in, at least in public spaces. He opens the door and swims in. "Hey Fef. Planning on blowwing the door open for me?" He laughs, closing the door behind him.

Feferi: "Not before you did it for me! Don't act like I'm the only gassy person here, bubbly :P" Feferi pivoted back around to face away from Eridan to start heading off over to the living room, ripping another fart that would most likely push Eridan off their feet if they weren't prepared or careful.

Eridan: Since he was not prepared or on his feet he was send spinning back into the door. After pushing himself off and readjusting his glasses he followed her. "Wwhatever fef. I'm not the one pointing the most powerful backside on the planet at people and letting loose." He chuckles, rolling his eyes slightly to make it seem like just an offhand comment rather than a somewhat awkward compliment.

Feferi: "Hmm?" Feferi looked dumbfounded for a second, before bopping a palm against her forehead. "Ohh!! Sorry Eridan, I'm so used to letting them loose all the time I still do it when people are visiting!" Feferi made sure to hold herself until she got there.. At least, her rear, along the way she was letting out some impressive belches, unknowingly leaving Eridan to walk his way through the bubbles that hadn't risen to the roof.

Eridan: He didn't mind at all. He just hoped she wouldn't turn around suddenly and see him going face first through one he could have easily avoided. He tries to let out a subtle one of his own, however the word subtle was quickly lost as a sudden beam of bubbles went rushing past Feferi. "Oh, geez, I'm sorry about that Fef."

Feferi: Feferi let out a small squeal as she was sent head over heel (hey that rhymed) by Eridan's release, before heartily giggling about before she landed on both feet, quite graceful! "hehe!! That was pretty good Eridan! I'm impressed :P" Of course, Feferi blew his right out the water (pun intended) with the fart she'd been holding in the whole way there when they reached the living room from that long hallway, making sure not to point at Eridan, instead downwards, she let out a short, but VERY strong fart that she used to propel her up to the roof, which she put her feet back against to push her back down, although she wasn't facing Eridan, the impact zone might've been wide enough to at least put him off balance.

Eridan: He almost lost balance, but he was prepared this time and counteracted it, doing a few spins before sinking back to the ground. "You're impressed? You could blast a mountain in half with your gas." He laughs, losing some of his serious natural as he relaxed, another powerful blast, this time from his rear, propelling him forward. "It's a good thing you have those holes, or your entire hive would be nothing but bubbles."

Feferi: "I guess it would make a fun kinda place to be in, for the novelty of it, but imagine anyone that opened the front door! That and I'd probably break the place because of all the pressure before I knew it :0" Fef sat down on the couch she'd set up there, she made sure to nail it and concrete it to the floor, just in case, although it's not like she hadn't broken it off the floor before! "Hmm.. I don't think I'm careful enough just to try it out, but do you think you can keep all your gas in one bubble? It's always been something that's piqued my interest!"

Eridan: "Depends if you're planning on creating a small bomb. If it ever burst you'd probably level half of Alternia." He joins her on the couch, relaxing more and letting out a loud belch. "However I would be interested in seeing if you actually hold that sort of destructive power in you..." He smirks, his militant side showing.

Feferi: "Hm? You don't think I have it in me?" Feferi gave a mischievous, almost challenging sort of grin towards Eridan. "You think YOU have it in you? Just because I'm a caste higher, doesn't mean you can't break wind just as well!.. Or does it? >:P" Feferi leaned away from Eridan and, holding onto the couch, let out an 8 second ripper onto the cushions, skirt billowing upwards which gave Eridan a clear look at her pants and making a hearty dent in the couch, any longer the thing might've broken!

Eridan: He smirks, his pride and perverted side both awoken fully. He simply sits back, lifts a leg and pushes, causing a similar, if more bubbly sounding fart to erupt into the room, sending bubbles everywhere. "Ha, and you think I wouldn't be able to challenge you. I could out gas you on even a bad day!" He thinks for a few moments. "How about a competition? Gassiest one wins. Think you stand a chance against my brilliant tactical mind?"

Feferi: "Really Eridan? C'mon, you've seen me fart WAY more than you can!.. Not that I'm gonna decline a challenge, bring it on!" Feferi hauled herself off the couch and faced towards Eridan, placing a hand on her chest she let out a monstrous belch right at him, a huge stream of sizeable bubbles rushing past his face and blowing back his hair, good thing he was on the couch or he would've gone flying!

Eridan: Even then he had to hold on to avoid being thrown off. He smirks, readjusting his hair before standing and preparing himself for a moment before letting out an even more powerful belch, sending her head over heels across the room. He snickers. "You seem to underestimate me fef. I'm no lowwblood. I can rival you easily."

Feferi: "Woah!!" Fef thumped against the wall of the hive, luckily, as a highblood and even better a fuchsia, she was easily equipped to manage the blow, hardly feeling much pain from it at all! The wall however wasn't as ready, a small crack appearing where her back had collided due to how much Eridan's belch had sent her flying. She floated back down to the floor, giggling a little. "While you're no lowblood, I don't think even another fuchsia could rival this!" Feferi lifted up a leg and ripped a truly massive fart, not only had her dress flipped up to her face, the ceiling was covered with a large amount of bubble due to even the holes not being able to get rid of all the gas fast enough.

Eridan: As a violet blood, he was still well equipped, but not as much as she was for the impact against the wall. He narrowed his eyes. "Is this going from a contest of seeing whose the most gassy to a sparring match?" He snickers, deciding to play things up a little. He turns around and bends over, bracing against the wall. "Cannons! Ready, Fire!" He suddenly lets out a cannon like blast, powerful enough to cause cracks to appear in both the wall opposite and the one he was braced against.

Feferi: "Cannons? Maybe try torpedoes!" Fef skipped her way over to the same wall as Eridan, standing a good few feet away so the sudden burst of gas that not only broke a hole in, but levelled the wall they were facing away from, the deep and brassy fart lasting a whole 12 seconds as the cracks in the wall her hands were against joined with those of Eridan's, the structure now pretty weak. The heiress, despite having just destroyed part of her hive, was having a cheerful chuckle! Seemed she didn't mind much about it :0

Eridan: Eridan on the other hand was a bit more than shocked. "Fef! Holy fuck... Did we just... I mean... I knew combined we could destroy basically anything, but this is your hive!" He seemed to be a mix of embarrassed and worried, mostly at the strength of the rest of her hive, especially when another quick fart caught him by surprise and a hole large enough to walk through was blasted in the wall behind them.

Feferi: "Oh come on Eridan, lighten up! It's nothing a few drones can't fix, right?" Another piece of damage had chalked up when Eridan destroyed a hole in the wall right after Fef destroying the wall before it, but that wouldn't be the last on the list, she roared a huge belch at the wall in front of them, which easily had a large hole broken in as the rubble was jettisoned away.

Eridan: If she was sure, then he wasn't about to back down. "Alright, lets make this more interesting. You have any of that faygo stuff Makara drinks?" He smirks, thinking now was a perfect time to reload. "Give me one bottle and I bet I can bring down an entire wall." Besides, she was right that he'd never beat her, not without some added help.

Feferi: "Oh yeah! He tosses plenty bottles in the ocean by accident, so I always make sure to pick up after him! There'll be some in the kitchen fridge." Fef pointed to the kitchen entrance, lucky thing they hadn't been facing that way! There were about 4 bottles of stuff total in there. "Powering up, I love it! You keep that stuff to yourself though, I bet I can best you without it!"

Eridan: "Wwhatever, not my fault you have a natural advantage." He goes, grabs some bottles and opens one... only for the carbonated drink to quickly empty out and mix with the water around them. "Bluh... give me a minute." He holds as many as he can while swimming to the surface and starting to chug as many as possible. Once all of them are downed he swims back down, nodding to her before waiting a moment. He takes a deep breath, aims at the wall and releases a belch so powerful it shatters the wall like it was made of glass. After a solid fifteen seconds it ends and the wall behind it is looking fairly damaged too.

Feferi: "Woah, nice one Eridan!! I'll do ya one better though!" Fef pivots to the last remaining and in-tact wall in the living room, while Eridan had been busy with his soda she hadn't let out any gas whatsoever, she'd been preparing for when he got back, and now she opened the floodgates with a huge burp which lasted for a solid 30 seconds that not only completely turned the first wall into fractured remains, but totally took down the second one while she was at it! Unfortunately that DID mean that without proper support, the roof had begun to fall down on the two.

Eridan: Noticing this Eridan, in a moment right out of a cartoon flipped so he was standing on the collapsing ceiling and waited for the roof to fall enough for him to brace against the ground. With an earth shattering fart the roof was propelled up and out of the water, which was impressive with how deep they were. He lands back on the now cracked ground, smirking with pride. "Not bad huh?"

Feferi: Fef stared in awe as she watched Eridan preform something like a super hero would, needless to say, her eyes were full of excitement. "Not bad?? Eridan that was so cool! I'm impressed!" Although as Feferi came up to congratulate Eridan in some physical form, before she could make it a sudden ripper caught her by surprise, a short but POWERFUL blast of gas that was like a canon or a rail gun, the sheer outward force in the blast zone not only sending the couch flying, and the now fragmented floor, but also Eridan!

Eridan: He's about to scream as he's launched, but after some quick thinking, and his inhibitions and pride being swallowed completely with the litre and a half of faygo, he unleashed a fart matching her, almost acting like a kite in an air tunnel. He outlasted her just enough to get back to his initial spot before she'd launched him. "I'm startin' to think my guns have been holding me back in fights." He laughs, a short belch catching him off guard, although this one only made the floor crack even more.

Feferi: "I'll say! C'mon lemme try something!" Fef scuttled over to Eridan over the shattered floor and put hands on his shoulders, facing him towards one of the larger chunks of her hive that hadn't broken or anything. "Ok you gotta fart when I tell you to ok? 1.. 2... 3!!" On time with the end of her countdown she delivered an impressively strong push against Eridan's gut.

Eridan: He groans at the feeling as he uncontrollably releases a harsh blast of gas. As she keeps pushing it shows no sign of stopping. "F-fef... w-what are you doing?" He groans, a large belch also escaping him as he feels like a rapidly deflating balloon.

Feferi: "Wow, cool!" Feferi stood to Eridan's side, rotating him slowly so that the remaining rubble of her hive was slowly swept away, leaving a somewhat level ground where her hive once was, eventually letting go of Eridan. "Just giving ourselves a level playing field, silly! Now c'mon, stop holding back and show me what you really got!"

Eridan: He is quiet literally winded. "F-fef... give me a minute." He steadied himself and took a moment to recover. After he was back to normal he smirked, stepping back a bit. "Ok then, first one to send the other flying off the foundation wins, sound good?"

Feferi: "Yeah it does! Prepare to lose, Eridan!" With a wink she span around once more, grunting softly before breaking wind once more in his direction, now that there wasn't any worry of keeping her hive together she could really let loose! And that she did, with a boisterous, deep and bubbly noise she sent an ungodly flurry of bubbles his way. At this point her panties had been completely destroyed, even though they'd been made specifically to resist Fef's normal gas. She was bent over, hands almost touching the floor for the full 30 seconds of flatulence.

Eridan: He turns to the side and belches, dodging as much as he can and trying to keep himself on the foundation. He then counters with a fart of his own, one leg raised as his is shorter, but in much more powerful blasts, almost like that of a shotgun.

Feferi: Fef tumbled to the edge of their makeshift arena, only barely holding on enough to avoid falling off, though instead of getting herself back off, she sat down and leaned back, putting her legs up and hands on the floor behind her to keep her steady, she gave one of her biggest rippers yet. The result was a force wide enough to cover almost the whole foundation and more, and up on the surface poor Gamzee's hive experienced a large flood, a bubbly tidal wave caused by the immense power in Feferi's digestive tract. She'd like to see Eridan top THAT!