Remember When Kids Cared About Their Futures?

Bigwood Feb 4th, 2013 (edited) 27 Never
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  1. [18:46:10] <Aori_Radidjiu> Oh, as a note, there's a prickling in your head as you leave the magic circle, and you swear you're hearing someone whispering, although you can't make it out.
  3. [19:12:52] <Aori_Radidjiu> You hear a deep-voiced laugh that doesn't sound like Steve or Biff.
  5. [20:06:14] <Aori_Radidjiu> That voice from before laughs again at Steve and Biff's exchange.  It's much, much harsher than before.
  6. [20:07:01] <Lorelei> It doesn't sound like it's like, actually coming from a direction, right?
  7. [20:07:12] <Aori_Radidjiu> it's coming from everywhere
  8. [20:07:18] <Lorelei> yeah okay thought so
  10. [20:27:53] <Aori_Radidjiu> that guy is beginning to ahaha.wav
  11. [20:28:53] <Lorelei> Y'think it's obvious at this point that the others haven't been reacting to the laughing?
  12. [20:29:00] <Aori_Radidjiu> ~
  13. [20:29:11] <Lorelei> Just making sure!
  14. [20:31:08] <Aori_Radidjiu> "Oh, good, you're getting away from them for once.  Would you like to chat?"  Well, he stopped cackling, although he sounds like he'll crack up pretty soon.
  15. [20:31:34] <Lorelei> Hahaha is this a good point where it's safe to whisper without doing much more than hinting at it in-channel?
  16. [20:31:53] <Aori_Radidjiu> Mmmmhm~
  17. [20:32:18] <Lorelei> Okay!  "You've been watching this whole time... right?"
  18. [20:34:01] <Aori_Radidjiu> "That would be correct~!  The people you brought with are a riot, I haven't had such a good laugh in ages~!  Which one's your loverboy, by the way?"
  19. [20:34:31] <Lorelei> "The one who didn't go into the room," Lorelei whispers and smiles, good thing she's away from the others.  "He's not as stupid, can't you tell?"
  20. [20:35:33] <Aori_Radidjiu> "Mmmmm, good taste, although he's a bit naive.  Deliciously so~.  You sure you want to help the other one?  All the others are going to get in the way of your goal, you know, and I'm going to need something a bit bigger than a summoning circle if you want to woo him~!"
  21. [20:36:23] <Lorelei> "You bet I don't!  But if he trusts me it's easier to tell him a lie that'll get rid of him, that's all."
  22. [20:44:20] <Lorelei> "Why... did they have to be arrows?"
  23. [20:44:34] <Aori_Radidjiu> "Why not~?"
  24. [20:44:53] <Aori_Radidjiu> "Would you rather a shotgun blew off your leg, sending it beautifully flying in a wonderful bloodsplatter?"
  25. [20:45:03] <Lorelei> "Ow ow ow... okay... ow."
  26. [20:45:38] <Aori_Radidjiu> "There are rules and etiquette we demons have to follow, after all!"
  27. [20:47:28] <Lorelei> "Maybe he'll carry me the rest of the way... owowow it hurts."
  29. ---
  31. [21:24:16] <Aori_Radidjiu> As you drift off to sleep you find yourself in a large, lavish room with velvet carpet and walls, filled with several fourpost beds where you can see many couples doing many things although oddly enough fucking isn't one of them and a man with black hair and wearing a red suit in a big velvet chair, a girl wearing a miniskirt and tube top holding a bunch of grapes next to his chair.  He
  32. [21:24:16] <Aori_Radidjiu> makes a motion to her and she puts one in her mouth, then kisses him, passing the grape to his mouth.  Whoa.  He's smirking at you.
  33. [21:24:57] <Lorelei> Am I still in the same clothes?  ... Injury still there?
  34. [21:25:17] <Aori_Radidjiu> You're wearing a velvet covered gothloli dress and seem to be uninjured.
  35. [21:25:24] <Lorelei> Oh my~
  36. [21:25:34] <Aori_Radidjiu> It's the softest, most comfortable thing you've ever worn.
  37. [21:26:11] * Lorelei blushes then, how lewd! But after taking a minute to survey this place (and maybe or maybe not realize it's not real, probably not just yet) takes a small step forward, then another.
  38. [21:26:29] <Lorelei> Aaaand grins back, starting to realize there's something up here.
  39. [21:26:31] <Aori_Radidjiu> "Welcome, Lorelei~!  Like what you see?"
  40. [21:27:02] <Lorelei> "Ah, you must be-!"  Lorelei claps her hands close together and looks side-to-side again, smiling.  "Uh-huh.  It looks fun."
  41. [21:27:10] <Lorelei> "Lots and lots of fun."
  42. [21:27:11] <Aori_Radidjiu> His eyes glow red.  Totally a demon.  totally.
  43. [21:27:25] <Lorelei> Is he a sexy demon?
  44. [21:27:35] <Lorelei> I mean everything else sure looks sexy.
  45. [21:27:37] <Aori_Radidjiu> The sexiest.
  46. [21:27:39] <Lorelei> Awesome.
  47. [21:28:46] <Aori_Radidjiu> He gets up from his chair, stretching a bit, as velvet angelic wings sprout from his back, presumably stretching as well. "Been a while since I've been called."
  48. [21:29:47] <Lorelei> "That long...?"  Lor headtilts, giving a kind of 'hi' gesture to the demon's lover-servant-bitch or whatever she's supposed to be.  "Must've been boring."
  49. [21:30:18] <Aori_Radidjiu> "On the contrary, boring time is party time.  And I'm all about party time."
  50. [21:31:00] <Aori_Radidjiu> She gives a polite nod, which seems a little weird to see from someone dressed and hired to be so LEWD
  51. [21:31:30] <Lorelei> "Ehehe.  So that's what being a demon is like..."  She musters a wicked grin, still admiring how such a usually-uncomfortable outfit can be actually comfortable.  Man, how weird.
  52. [21:32:11] <Lorelei> "Well, I saw the books on summoning and stuff and decided I just had to try it.  To show up my BORING sister too."
  53. [21:32:48] <Lorelei> "I wonder if being boring is like partying to her too.  Hmm, hmm..."
  54. [21:33:02] <Aori_Radidjiu> "What a boring bitch she is, probably going to be the first one to die here, from where I'm looking!  Good riddance.  She's one of the BORING mages.  Anyway, we have a contract to form, now, don't we?
  55. [21:33:04] <Aori_Radidjiu> "
  56. [21:33:40] * Lorelei claps her hands together excitedly again. "Yeah, I can't wait! Serves her right, I hope everything's horrible for her."
  57. [21:34:13] <Lorelei> "Maybe if she dies she'll be a ghost, and the other ghosts won't think she's as much of a freak."
  58. [21:34:20] <Lorelei> ... Wicked grin.  "Or maybe they will."
  59. [21:35:18] <Aori_Radidjiu> "Maybe if she's not-boring enough, she can be one of my servants after she dies~!  I'm an exciting man to work for, you know!  Anyhow, state your terms and what you want from me, yadda yadda."
  60. [21:36:25] <Lorelei> "Okay!"  He's got the wings out... hmm, that's probably in the books.  "What I want is for Steve - yeah, that's his name - to notice me and love me and treat me like his Goddess for as long as he lives~"
  61. [21:36:27] <Aori_Radidjiu> He claps and the lover-servant-bitch walks over and then bends backwards to be on her hands and feet, belly up, and tosses you a pen.  "Write right on her, she doesn't mind, don't worry."
  62. [21:36:44] <Lorelei> "... Ohhh-hooo, I can do it that way.  Fancyyyy."
  63. [21:36:53] * Lorelei is a little creeped but writing is fun! She does it in cursive.
  64. [21:38:25] <Aori_Radidjiu> The girl doesn't seem bothered at all to be written on, in fact, she seems to be grinning as you do it.  Maybe she enjoys it?  who knows.  Weird bitch.
  65. [21:39:00] <Lorelei> "Whaaat about the souls of the others I'm sacrificing?"  She pauses with the pen after that sentence.  "I'm supposed to give them to you to do whatever you want with?"
  66. [21:39:13] <Lorelei> "Guess I don't know what I'D do with them..."
  67. [21:39:48] <Aori_Radidjiu> "Just him to love you, eh?  You could shoot higher, you know!  And yeah, don't worry, I know what I'm going to do with them, I'll take great care of them.  But you also have to give me terms for if you fail."
  68. [21:40:34] <Aori_Radidjiu> "you did summon me out of my big party, you know!  I'm going to need some compensation either way!"
  69. [21:40:36] <Lorelei> "Higher?  Like how much higher?  Like living forever and being in love through good and bad until the world ends?"  She thinks about it, smiling, but droops a little.  "Might be TOO high..."
  70. [21:40:56] <Lorelei> "Okay then.  If I fail, my soul and... hmmm..."
  71. [21:41:01] <Aori_Radidjiu> "Three souls probably aren't worth THAT much~"
  72. [21:41:33] * Lorelei doesn't alter the first condition. Love was all he was called for, gotta be respectful about it! Write, write...
  73. [21:42:55] <Lorelei> "You can have me to be your servant or whatever you want, uh, everything that was in my room, my favorite shoes... Maybe some of the occult ritual stuff I stole from dad when he wasn't looking..."
  74. [21:43:21] <Lorelei> "I stole some of Sis' too, but, boring."
  75. [21:43:28] <Aori_Radidjiu> "What kind of servant, dearie~?"
  76. [21:44:11] * Lorelei is actually starting to think failure doesn't sound so bad, oh boy! ... Oh god why has she been telling the truth all this time. "Different kinds? Hmm, well it's not like I'm gonna fail anyway..."
  77. [21:44:44] <Aori_Radidjiu> "How's about if you don't specify, you be like her, hm?"  He gestures to the girl you're writing on~
  78. [21:45:13] * Lorelei gulps. "Well she doesn't look like she hates it..."
  79. [21:45:39] <Aori_Radidjiu> She winks~
  80. [21:46:26] <Lorelei> "Okay, you're on."  Lorelei happily offers her soul if she fails, making sure to underline.  "As long as the sacrifices go through okay I get to keep it, and Steve too... and his soul obviously."
  81. [21:46:41] <Lorelei> "..."
  82. [21:46:47] <Lorelei> "Can he be free to go if I fail?"
  83. [21:47:50] <Aori_Radidjiu> He smiles.  "Wellllllll, I can't say if that's fair or not right now, but hey, if you want to add something to guarantee it, go for it~"
  84. [21:48:51] <Lorelei> "Guarantee, huh?  How about... um, he won't remember I ever existed or anything I tried to do?"
  85. [21:50:09] <Aori_Radidjiu> "Sounds good to me!"  Grin grin.  "By the way girlie, I have to remind you that if even ONE of those three get out, you're counted as failing, but I wouldn't be averse to lending you a hand if you're desperate.  So long as you make the deal even sweeter~"
  86. [21:51:40] <Lorelei> "'Kay," she keeps writing.  "If I can't kill them for sure I'll ask for help... uh... maybe I should say a certain word to do that?  Something easy to remember, easy to say?"
  87. [21:52:17] <Lorelei> "But a condition for that..."
  88. [21:52:30] * Lorelei struggles for comfort even though it isn't really necessary, this dress is nice.
  89. [21:53:27] <Aori_Radidjiu> "You don't have to write that in, that'd be a seperate contract, really, but I'll say this:  you've got some neat latent powers that you haven't unlocked girl, and if you were to become my servant, they don't necessarily come to me, although you have to figure them out on your own.  I could say, unlock your powers at the price of making them an instument of mine, for example."
  90. [21:54:47] <Lorelei> "... I only kinda get it."  What would Larissa think of all this?  Just pause for a moment to imagine what Larissa would ACTUALLY think if she knew what her sister was doing oh god this is hysterical.  "You mean if I give you my soul even IF I do this right, I can have superpowers?"
  91. [21:54:53] <Lorelei> "That's SO cheaty."
  92. [21:54:58] <Lorelei> "Buuut..."
  93. [21:55:50] <Aori_Radidjiu> "I don't just answer anyone's summoning, you're special."
  94. [21:56:29] <Lorelei> "Well I won't give you THAT unless I fail.  But the stuff I stole, you can take that.  My friends at school- well I don't have any friends at school."
  95. [21:57:06] <Aori_Radidjiu> "Hehe, okay.  Let me know if you reconsider that part."
  96. [21:57:12] <Lorelei> "... Um, what'd you ask for to unlock those?  Like, what's the smallest thing that'd be okay?"
  97. [21:57:20] * Lorelei sweet smiles~
  98. [21:57:41] <Lorelei> "I could throw in a LITTLE extra..."
  99. [21:58:07] <Aori_Radidjiu> "Well, souls are the easiest thing to ask for, but if you have any neat ideas, I'm all ears."
  100. [21:58:28] <Lorelei> "How about 'if my sister dies, you can have her and keep her even if the others don't?'  She's my blood n' stuff so that might be something I can do."
  101. [21:59:09] <Lorelei> you could make a whole anime out of this
  102. [22:00:34] <Aori_Radidjiu> "Normally I'd say that's not good enough, but this little place I called you to is a bit weird.  While it currently reflects me and I have the most power over it, anything in it is up for grabs by other demons who are ready to pounce, so that sounds pretty good to me!  She'd be a great waiting lady, her body's not that bad~"
  103. [22:01:32] <Lorelei> "Her body..."  Lewd thoughts?  Nah she's 12.  "Yeah, take that and her soul.  I think she'd have a lot to learn from working under a demon anyway, huh?  Show her not to be a sissy about messing with magick."
  104. [22:03:01] <Aori_Radidjiu> "Well, if you're adding her to the contract like that, I can unlock your powers right after we finish, then~"
  105. [22:03:42] * Lorelei thinks a bit, then reaches the pen up and specifies the servant clause, whatever he thinks her powers would be best for. If you're gonna die horribly and serve a demon the rest of your afterlife you might as well get to do cool things, right?
  106. [22:04:08] <Lorelei> ... She doesn't write that whole thing, just the 'best use of demon-servant-powers.'
  107. [22:04:11] <Lorelei> ~so 12~
  108. [22:04:15] <Aori_Radidjiu> "Anything else?"
  109. [22:04:35] <Lorelei> "... When I wake up is it gonna hurt?"
  110. [22:05:04] <Aori_Radidjiu> "I don't give answers for free, hun.  Sorry, not profitable."
  111. [22:06:04] * Lorelei grins a little wider. "Ahkay, good 'nuff. I'll be back when I finish killing them off then~"
  112. [22:06:06] <Lorelei> "..."
  113. [22:06:17] <Lorelei> "Oh um."
  114. [22:06:24] <Aori_Radidjiu> "Yes?"
  115. [22:06:45] <Lorelei> "Any chance you could leave some weapons or something lying around?  Like a knife or something, I dunno if they're gonna go down that easy after all."
  116. [22:07:12] <Lorelei> "Not like right away but just there..."
  117. [22:07:38] * Lorelei is pushing this shit to the limit goddamn. Maximum sweet loli smile.
  118. [22:07:45] <Aori_Radidjiu> "I'll give you a freebie:  all of those traps you just triggered left the mechanisms laying around.  You already have one."
  119. [22:08:05] <Lorelei> "... Gotcha."
  120. [22:08:52] <Aori_Radidjiu> "And I already scattered some weapons, you'll need one in particular to get out."
  121. [22:09:18] * Lorelei finishes writing the contract and gives the servant-girl a little 'thanks,' handing the pen back over to Mr. Hellspawn.
  122. [22:10:03] <Aori_Radidjiu> He pockets it.  "Now give your signature~!"  The servant girl gets up, kneeling to be at your height, and leans in and puckers her lips.
  123. [22:10:11] <Lorelei> "Don't worry, I'll get 'em all soon.  I'm REALLY good at lying, as long as I act as sweet as I can..."
  124. [22:10:12] <Lorelei> "..."
  125. [22:10:18] <Lorelei> "Um..."
  126. [22:10:26] <Lorelei> "R... Really?"
  127. [22:10:38] <Aori_Radidjiu> "Love's my domain, gotta' give a little to get some."
  128. [22:10:49] <Lorelei> "Well I still haven't had my first... yet... and..."
  129. [22:10:59] * Lorelei blushes and steps in a little closer aori you are so silly
  130. [22:11:25] <Aori_Radidjiu> "That makes it extra valuable for me, you know!  You've been getting a discount so far because I anticipated this~"
  131. [22:11:31] <Lorelei> "I guess it doesn't count here, do it like in the movies, like in the movies..."
  132. [22:11:41] * Lorelei has not watched any lesbo porn flicks unfortunately for that notion
  133. [22:12:17] <Lorelei> But giving the servant a little 'sorry' and clamping her eyes shut she GOES IN.  Tongue...?
  134. [22:12:21] <Lorelei> I'm not even going to make a tongue check
  135. [22:12:27] <Lorelei> you can leave that to your imagination
  136. [22:12:58] <Aori_Radidjiu> You smooch the servant girl and shit tongues something into your mouth, forcefully so it's hard not to swallow it.  As you gulp, the writing on her belly disappears.
  137. [22:13:09] <Aori_Radidjiu> *she, not shit
  138. [22:13:13] <Lorelei> lol
  139. [22:13:14] <Aori_Radidjiu> shit tongues are worse tongues
  140. [22:13:19] <Lorelei> that's p. gross
  141. [22:13:53] <Aori_Radidjiu> "It's done!  Good luck, girlie~!"  Servant girl winks as everything starts getting blurry.
  142. [22:14:07] * Lorelei waves with all the effort she can. "See you!"
  143. [22:14:43] <Lorelei> 1,1Is there enough 'oh god what did I just do' to warrant a Self stress?
  144. [22:14:49] <Aori_Radidjiu> He smirks and waves, as it all fades back to black
  145. [22:14:58] <Aori_Radidjiu> 1,1Yes.
  146. [22:15:05] <Lorelei> 1,1What rank?
  147. [22:15:38] <Aori_Radidjiu> 6
  148. [22:15:59] <Lorelei> [22:15:51] <DiceMaid-9001> 44 like usual: 75 [1d100=75]
  149. [22:16:02] <Lorelei> well that's gonna be fun
  150. [22:16:14] <Aori_Radidjiu> That'll apply when you wake up, of course
  151. [22:16:15] <Aori_Radidjiu> Anyway
  152. [22:16:24] <Aori_Radidjiu> Since you consented to him unlocking you...
  153. [22:16:38] <Aori_Radidjiu> Snatch changed to Kleptomancy
  154. [22:16:44] <Lorelei> oh my goddd
  155. [22:16:57] <Aori_Radidjiu> You're an Adept now.
  157. ---
  159. [20:59:31] <Aori_Radidjiu> Furfur makes a comment.  "Huh, that went quickly."
  160. [21:00:00] <Lorelei> Grumblegrumblewhisper.  "Why couldn't it get him?"
  161. [21:00:07] <Aori_Radidjiu> "The undead tend to be much more resilient servants than that, but I wasn't expecting it to kill anyone anyway."
  162. [21:00:24] <Aori_Radidjiu> "Just to make your minds unhinge a little, which worked~"
  163. [21:00:47] <Lorelei> "I hate him."
  164. [21:01:08] <Aori_Radidjiu> "Then you'd better kill him sooner rather than later, eh?"
  165. [21:01:16] <Lorelei> "Mhm."
  167. [21:16:27] <Aori_Radidjiu> "Do you need a hint, or do you think you can handle this on your own?"
  168. [21:16:42] <Lorelei> "I dunno what to do... gimme, gimme."
  169. [21:17:42] <Aori_Radidjiu> "There's a plant that can swallow men whole in this room, but it can only sense prey through sound."
  170. [21:18:06] <Lorelei> "Okay, that's easy."
  171. [21:18:31] <Aori_Radidjiu> "I'll leave it to you to figure out which one that is~!"
  173. [21:42:40] <Aori_Radidjiu> "Noooow's your chaaaance~"
  175. ([22:03:51] * Lorelei takes a moment to herself at Biff's yelling, it's loud enough.)
  176. [22:04:03] <Lorelei> ... To mutter "Damnit."
  177. [22:04:26] <Aori_Radidjiu> "You tried!  There'll be more opportunities, and you did wear him down more with your magic~"
  179. [22:04:40] <Lorelei> "Ah, that was really my-"
  180. [22:06:00] <Lorelei> Though trying to keep it covered and to herself she's totally giddily whispering something to the effect of "it'srealit'srealit'sreal"
  181. [22:06:01] <Lorelei> ~kids~
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