[9:06:18 PM] alienwoo: how am i talking to you
[9:06:19 PM] alienwoo: if u r dead
[9:06:20 PM] alienwoo: r u AI
[9:06:34 PM] Pilfer: Press Any Key To Continue
[9:06:47 PM] Pilfer: > :\
[9:07:12 PM] Pilfer: #ERROR: NO USER INPUT SPECIFIED.
[9:07:26 PM] Pilfer: #INITIATING DEFAULT BOOT MODE
[9:07:34 PM] Pilfer: #DEFAULT BOOT MODE SET TO: RAPE MODE
[9:07:42 PM] Pilfer: #BOOTING INTO RAPE MODE. ONE MOMENT PLEASE.
[9:07:52 PM] Pilfer: #RAPE MODE INITIATED
[9:08:29 PM] Pilfer: #ERROR: VAGINA AND/OR ANUS TOO GAPING TO RAPE CORRECTLY. DO YOU WANT TO RUN THE VAGINA/ANUS TIGHTENING WIZARD?
[9:08:39 PM] Pilfer: [y/n] >
[9:08:56 PM] alienwoo: lol
[9:09:03 PM] Pilfer: #You selected, 'y'. Preparing to run Vagina/Anus tightening wizard
[9:09:29 PM] Pilfer: #ERROR: NOT ENOUGH MEMORY TO REPAIR THAT HUGE GAPING VAGINA AND/OR ANUS. WINDOWS IS NOW SHUTTING DOWN.
alienwoo