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Stranger: hello

You: Would you like to go on an Adventure?

You: I'm about to treck out into the wilderness to find the Holy Grail

You: I need some help

Stranger: Lol

Stranger: sure

You: Ok

You: I need you to pledge your soul to the bear gods

You: with blood

Stranger: oh...okay

Stranger: ouch

Stranger: done

You: ok

You: Let's head out into the forest

You: I have been looking for the grail for years

Stranger: okay

Stranger: wait...what should I bring?

You: Whatever you deem needed

You: Our treck will be long and hard

Stranger: Alright...i've got an M4 on my back.

You: Ok

You: The land before us is soft, yet easy to walk on

Stranger: okay...sounds good

You: The dense forest is easily travered because I am a bear

Stranger: OMG a dear!

Stranger: deer

You: FUCKING KILL IT

You: *Humps it's face*

You: It's dead

You: Let's continue

Stranger: got it

You: THe grail is atop the ancient Myan temple "Analrapeaton"

You: It will not be easy to get there

Stranger: we can do it.

You: for many crocodiles hunt the area around it

Stranger: stupid reptiles

You: Its going to be ok

Stranger: I trust you

You: I have plenty of condoms, I'll get us through this

Stranger: I don't know how those will help...but okay

You: As we near the entrance to the Myan temples, we begin to see multiple corcodiles wearing Outback Jack suits

Stranger: Oh wow...I'll take my M4 to them

Stranger: bang

Stranger: bang bang bang

Stranger: bang

Stranger: bang

You: IM GONNA FUCK THEM ALL! * I charge in*\

Stranger: okay...I got em

You: Ok

You: As we start walking up the stairs the ground begins to shake

Stranger: crap!

Stranger: trasfrom!

You: Jump!

You: *I turn into a bear*

You: CLimb aboard my back!

Stranger: I have morphed into a a bridge

You: I jump onto you and use you like a bridge

You: We are near the top now

Stranger: *transfrom back*

Stranger: okay!

You: Quick go and take the cup!

Stranger: I got it...

Stranger: oh no

You: As you pick up the cup you pass out

Stranger: as I take it I feel it getting hotter and hotter

You: You wake up in a cave

Stranger: and then I pass out

You: with blood everywhere

Stranger: damn! I've been raped!

Stranger: and my friggin kindney is missing

You: I am sittin in the corner across from you witha grin on my face

You: You can leave now

You: I have blown my load inside you

Stranger: NOOOO!

You: Go shower up

You: you smell like twig and berrys

Stranger: I go poo....its white

You: Yes..yes it is

Stranger: oh shit!!! My poo has linked to your load and it coming alive.

Stranger: is*

You: OMFG RUN

You: RUN FOR YOUR SODOMIZED LIFE!

Stranger: gah!! as I run...I pass you...I look back and it has taken you.

You: It hasnt takenj shit!

Stranger: no

Stranger: its taken you

You: I start mauling it with my bear claws

Stranger: damn

You: rape rape rape rape

Stranger: I shoot it with my M4

Stranger: bang

Stranger: bang

Stranger: it doesn't work

Stranger: I change my ammo to ''no shit'' ammo

Stranger: bang bang bang bang

Stranger: its gone.

Stranger: I blew the shit out of it!

You: Sweet

Stranger: Mission finsihed.

You: I begin to hump the poo remains

Stranger: years later we meet.

You: I kill you

You: *Sit on face*

Stranger: we reinise about our accomlishment

You: Smothered to death by a bear ass

Stranger: all of a sudden...I pull a .50 cal dessert eagle.

Stranger: bang

Stranger: one between the eyes.

Stranger: game over.

You: I already killed you bro

You: Its kk though

Stranger: I am a Zombie Bitch!

Stranger: Bang!

You: I present your body to the bears lords

Stranger: you join me in my zombienesss.

You: and release you from your bonds

Stranger: together we rule the zombie Apocolsypse

You: I then rape your zombie corpse

You: Bears dont give a shit

You: I do what I want

Stranger: lol...boom roasted!

You: I will admit

You: You are the ONLY one for about an hour that has gone with my story

Stranger: really?!

Stranger: haha

You: I applaud your cretivity

Stranger: awesome!

You: creativity*

Stranger: thank you...and you for your awesomeness!

You: I still rape you

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: good luck on your next adventure!

You: Your human anus cannot get away from my bear wood

Stranger: haha...peace out you rapist!

You: peace to you sodomite

Your conversational partner has disconnected.