Soviet colonization attempts of U.S.

Aplankykite Šasta kalną!
Visitez le mont Shasta!
Visit Mount Shasta!

Especially if your lithuanian or french!

..but beforehand your gonna wanna eat lots of rye grain and thyme herb because all these soviet pirates here are infected with at least an eastern europian potato fungi which dominates their brains (via secretion) and surface area of their skin, clothing, and cloth emblems.
..although the japanese were the first to discover this microbial culture, disney was the first to put them on cloth employee emblem.

..and stay away from their xeroxdopes, potatomeths, and carbatterycranks.

I'm the mayor of mount shasta according to united states federal law because I ran for the office unopposed, the soviet pirates attempting U.S. colonization illegally still disagree.

dr.hrb.freeshell.org
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Mayor Hunter
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