function drawFromList(list) {return list[Math.floor(Math.random() * list.length)];}

var subjects= [
"Arthur",
"Uther",
"Isiah of Colm",
"Amaryllis",
"Joon",
"Juniper",
"Kuniper",
"Huniper",
"Fenn",
"Grak",
"Solace",
"The Locus",
"Valencia",
"Bethel",
"Ropey",
"Raven",
"The Library",
"Cypress",
"Fel Seed",
"Fallatehr",
"Actual Cannibal Shia Leboeuf",
"The DM",
"Dahlia",
"Aerb",
"The sun",
"The Other Side",
"Larkspur",
"Doris Finch",
"Manifest",
"Captain Blue-in-the-Bottle",
"[REDACTED]",
"Rove",
"Pai Shep",
"Celestar",
"Jorge",
"Harry Potter",
"Pallida",
"Speculator Masters",
"Aumann",
"Thargox",
"The entirety of hell",
"a bucket of spiders",
"The Council of Arches",
"Tiff",
"Reimer",
"Maddie",
"Tom",
"A unicorn",
"The Void Beast",
"Alexander Wales",
];

var objects= [
"is 💯.",
"is 💯. It's so obvious.",
"and 💯 are the same person.",
"has secretly been 💯 the whole time.",
"edited their soul to become 💯.",
"is totally 💯, you guys.",
"is actually 💯.",
"is the child of 💯 and 💯.",
"is actually the original princess Juniper was supposed to save.",
"is a genderbent version of 💯.",
"is a lost descendant of 💯.",
"is the future 💯.",
"is a clone of 💯.",
"is secretly in love with 💯.",
"is secretly planning to eat 💯.",
"is a projection in the sky.",
"is in a love triangle with 💯 and 💯.",
"is a Renacim.",
"is a DMPC.",
"is a toroid.",
"is a Klein bottle.",
"is a projection in the sky.",
"doesn't follow the laws of Newtonian physics.",
"is a p-zombie.",
"loops in the z-axis.",
"is full of platinum.",
"is actually super duper evil.",
"is the real self-insert.",
"is from Earth.",
"has been dead the whole time.",
"is responsible for creating the exclusion zones.",
"has actually just been hallucinating.",
"created 💯.",
];

function genCrack(){
    sub = drawFromList(subjects);
    obj = drawFromList(objects);
    obj = obj.replace("💯", drawFromList(subjects));
    obj = obj.replace("💯", drawFromList(subjects));
    obj = obj.replace(".","!");
    sub = sub.toUpperCase();
    obj = obj.toUpperCase();
    return sub+' '+obj;
}