Wrencher Mechanan Demo 1

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22:57:34 Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord currently stands beside a shape covered in a tan drape, almost as tall as he is, standing around in the office while he waits for everyone to gather for the presentation.
22:58:54 Narkyssa-WyrmrestAccord makes her self comfortable, leaning back against the counter as she looks over the draped figure. She's curious about this demo, and excited for it to start. "We'll give everyone a couple of more minutes to join, then we'll start."
22:59:16 Vynicis-WyrmrestAccord is oddly transixed on the tarp.
22:59:42 Maroksha-WyrmrestAccord lingers in the doorway for a few seconds before going over and hopping onto the counter to sit.
23:02:46 Narkyssa-WyrmrestAccord looks around, "Wrencher, I think everyone who plans to attend is here. You are free to start at your leasure."
23:04:39 Maroksha-WyrmrestAccord looks out the doorway as if confirming Nark's words. The troll then turns her gaze to the draped thing, eying it warily.
23:04:56 Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord nods curtly. He starts up with a dramatic tone, "Ladies and Germs, welcome ta my presentation. A few weeks ago, we had a meetin' in dis very room. And our boss, V, was askin for ideas on how ta deal with an orphaned baby. And what stahted as a complete »
23:04:56 Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord » joke, is now what stands bafore ya. For I in my foolishness, said, "I bet I could make a mechanical nanny," and V called me on my bluff, with 'Do it. I want to see a prototype. And here we are..."
23:05:35 [Maroksha-WyrmrestAccord]: Proh-toe-type? What dat?
23:05:49 [Vynicis-WyrmrestAccord]: "Oh you don't mean...."
23:05:54 [Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord]: It means the first workin iteration of an invention.
23:06:20 Maroksha-WyrmrestAccord looks like she has another question but thinks better of it.
23:06:37 Narkyssa-WyrmrestAccord grins, "I am impressed at how quickly you were able to construct a demo model. Was there any other sort of machine you s tarted with as a base for the nanny bot?"
23:07:29 Maroksha-WyrmrestAccord mutters the words , "nanny bot"  as if tasting a strange plant. Mulling them over.
23:08:27 Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord rubs his hands together briefly and mutters, "Uh.. it mighta been one of those razor-clawed combat bots... anyway! On wit tha unveilin'~". He pulls the tarp, revealing a robot standing roughly five and a half feet, bronze in color, with a round, »
23:08:28 Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord » feminine looking face and chassis, with a bell shape hanging over obvious tracks used for locomotion, making a 'dress' shape. "Say hello ta Mechanan."

23:09:46 Vynicis-WyrmrestAccord is left perfectly speechless.
23:09:55 Maroksha-WyrmrestAccord gives a small yell and topples over the back of the counter. "Op",she utters before hitting the floor and sending various parts to scatter.
23:10:34 [Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord]: I'll make a note of that, the bot appears to be 'stunning', and ... startling? Yeh go wit dat.
23:10:39 Narkyssa-WyrmrestAccord looks the Mechanan over, not saying hello to it. Maroksha falling over catches her by surprise, "Maroksha are you alright over there?"
23:11:39 Maroksha-WyrmrestAccord is unhurt and staggers to her feet. "Ja, meh lady. Ah am fine. But...is dat a demon?" she says pointing to the Mechanan.
23:12:32 Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord looks at the troll and looks at his pretty bronze bot, and then he says "Ya ever see a demon that looks like if ya gramma was made inta a statue? It's a robot. It does stuff."
23:13:03 [Narkyssa-WyrmrestAccord]: Speaking of doing stuff, what capabilities does it have? Or so far is it just a husk?
23:13:40 [Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord]: Oh no not at all, it has plenty of functions. Four primary protocols fa care of ya little bundle of tax dependency.
23:13:41 Maroksha-WyrmrestAccord says the word. 'Robot. Robot." she mutters quietly just like before. Her cheeks color a darker blue seeing that she might have overreacted to something normal.
23:17:16 Narkyssa-WyrmrestAccord nods, "So do you have a demo of those features lined up for us?"
23:17:18 Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord stands aside and clears his throat. "Mechanan," he speaks in a commanding voice. "Activate. Command Ovahride 'Big Daddy'." The bot then.. sputters. There's a pop, before metal eyelids flick open, lights behind them appearing. Then it's eyes slide »
23:17:18 Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord » around before the bot glances at the goblin. "Big Daddy present. Greetings, creator." The voice is not quite the monotone someone would expect, more fluid and matronly. Looking at the others the bot asks, "Are all present to be registered as »
23:17:19 Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord » friendlies?" Cogrust responds. "Yes. Register them now." The bot says "Please stay still. Facial recognition protocol initiated." There are then a few beeps from the bot.
23:18:52 Maroksha-WyrmrestAccord stays still as commanded, but her eyes are practically bugging out of he head. "Et talks...."
23:18:52 [Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord]: Mechanan runs on a facial and voice recognition protocol to register nearby entities as 'friendlies'. She has a sophisticated V.I. and can interact with us and make prudent decisions based on protocol parameters. And she can tell jokes.
23:20:55 [Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord]: Basically, someone will be registered as a 'Parent' to the registered 'Progeny'. And registered parents have to be present to unlock the commands for registering another person as a 'friendly' allowed to interact with the progeny.
23:21:38 Narkyssa-WyrmrestAccord looks a bit uncomfortable with the face scan, "And what happens to that information? Are the faces stored internally only? Are they exported to somewhere else? How easy is it to remove the facial data?"
23:23:20 [Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord]: All stored internally, these are supposed to be used in individual households. The bot won't forget a face, though. And unregistration requires a complete memory wipe.. probably something the bot should be sent in to maintenance for, and not something »
23:23:20 [Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord]: » someone can do by dumb luck or messin with it.
23:24:01 [Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord]: I can demonstrate how it'll interact with friendlies and unregistered people if ya like.
23:24:12 Narkyssa-WyrmrestAccord nods, "Please do."
23:29:21 Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord turns around and rummages in a sack. He says "Mechanan," Producing a melon partially wrapped in a 'blankie', "Register the female elf as Mother Unit, Please." He clears his throat again, "A little disclaimer, it won't be that easy to register and »
23:29:22 Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord » unregister, except I have complete command with my access as creator.. Mechanan, unregister the male blood elf please. Designation 'Unknown." The metallic eyelids of the bot blink a few times and says "Registered. Do you need assistance, Mother »
23:29:22 Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord » Unit?" Holding up the Melon, which has a 'face' drawn on it with marker, Cogrust says "Register Progeny 01 to Mother Unit." After a few seconds the bot says, "That is a melon." The goblin kicks the bot's bell briefly and says "Just do it!" And a few »
23:29:22 Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord » more seconds pass, "Registered the MELON as Progeny 01." A basket then pops out from the bot's belly, and Cogrust places the melon in the comfy, fur lined hold of the bot. It starts rocking slowly. Then to Narkyssa, he says "Now, approach and please »
23:29:23 Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord » attempt to take the 'baby'."
23:30:19 Vynicis-WyrmrestAccord raises his eyes, then looks at Narkyssa wordlessly
23:31:47 Narkyssa-WyrmrestAccord watches with a mild bit of horror and curiosity mixed on her face. She reaches into the basket for the melon baby.
23:33:18 Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord explains as Narkyssa interacts with the bot. "Parents have nearly as much command as 'Creator' does." The bot says "Hello, Mother Unit. Your progeny is very juicy." The basket slips back into the bot's chassis as the melon is taken again. "Let me know »
23:33:18 Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord » if you need my assistance again." Cogrust says "The parents and specific friendlies with registered permissions say, ones grandma, can take the progeny without trouble. If you'd please ask Mechanan to 'hold the baby', and give it back, please."
23:34:44 Narkyssa-WyrmrestAccord doesn't realize it but she does hold the melon like a baby as Wrencher explains the protocols for the Mechanan.  "Mechanan, please hold the baby."  She holds the melon back out.
23:35:03 [Vynicis-WyrmrestAccord]: "Hmmm...."
23:35:33 Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord grins as the bot pops the basket back out to take the metal in. Then he motions to Vynicis and says "Alright your turn. Take the baby please. Ask fa permission first and then try to take it by force."
23:36:18 Narkyssa-WyrmrestAccord takes a step back, not really wanting to be too up close and personal with this interaciton.
23:36:41 [Vynicis-WyrmrestAccord]: "Uhh okay then.....Mechanan....please give me the fruit baby." then as requested makes a menacing motion with his arms to grab the melon away quickly.
23:38:05 Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord | The bot's eyelids make a glaring expression as Vynicis approaches. The bot responds curtly to him, "No." When he grabs for it a shell with airholes snaps around the basket like a bear trap, barely missing the fingers. One of the mechanical arms »
23:38:05 Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord » reaches up and points at Vynicis, a tube opened up on the palm. "Step away from the progeny, unfriendly."
23:38:32 Zorgram laughs.
23:38:42 Vynicis-WyrmrestAccord squints then looks at Cogrust with a less than savory glare.
23:39:48 Narkyssa-WyrmrestAccord nods,  holding her chin in her hand. "Very impressive. Mechanan, stand down. Register user as friendly."
23:41:07 Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord grins up at him and says "What? Don't be a baby thief." Then there's a spurt of air from the hole in the bot's palm, but nothing happens. The bot does as ordered by Narkyssa, straightening back up and the basket's shell disappears. "Normally, the bot »
23:41:07 Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord » would then, afta issuin' the verbal threat, gas the intruda. Non-lethal.. just in case mom got so excited ta get help, she fuhgot ta regista daddy."
23:42:38 [Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord]: So that's it fa how registration and basic behavia work.. now we get ta the four majah modes.
23:42:47 Narkyssa-WyrmrestAccord shakes her head, "I would say that doesn't happen often but that would be a lie." She goes back to leaning on the counter.
23:43:05 [Vynicis-WyrmrestAccord]: "Majah?...." he mutters to himself
23:43:16 [Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord]: Majah. Ya know. Big, important.
23:43:24 [Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord]: Opposite of minah.
23:43:35 [Vynicis-WyrmrestAccord]: "I will take your word for it."
23:44:06 [Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord]: Protocol one is 'Surveillance mode'. Mechanan, it's night time. Surveillance mode.
23:44:48 [Zorgram-WyrmrestAccord]: Mok'rah, Ms. Goldwhip.
23:45:00 [Grimoria-WyrmrestAccord]: Tha' fucks goin' on here? *she said entering popping her wad of gum via bubble*  *POP!*
23:45:03 Grimoria waves at Zorgram.
23:45:17 Narkyssa-WyrmrestAccord waves at Grim, "Wrencher is demonstrating a prototype of his new robot."
23:45:30 [Grimoria-WyrmrestAccord]: Oooooooo. Fancy.
23:46:02 Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord | The bot's lids droop as the shell slowly closes over the melon baby in the basket, rocking it slowly, and there's a typical lullaby played from the bot's 'mouth'. Its eyes turn green and the head swivels slowly to the right and then starts tracking »
23:46:03 Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord » left... until it reaches Zorg'ram. Then the eyes of the bot turn red and there's a loud, obnoxious alarm sound. "Armed intruder!" But Cogrust then says "Reset Mode, Mechanan." The bot then settles and goes still.
23:46:04 Grimoria-WyrmrestAccord planted her ass down on the counter and swung her legs around like a child.
23:46:51 Zorgram-WyrmrestAccord leans forward, elbows on the counter.
23:46:55 [Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord]: It uses an infrared scannah ta look around the room fa any unregistered friendlies in the vincinity of the room around it. It'll then sound an alarm and if approached, do the same knock out gas thing, and then drag the intrudah outside.
23:47:22 [Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord]: If someone else doesn't respond first anyway..
23:47:39 [Grimoria-WyrmrestAccord]: There's somethin' wrong with ya' device. I'm a literal dangah ta' literally everyone. Dis' thing should of freaked seein' me.
23:47:41 Grimoria-WyrmrestAccord nods.
23:48:03 [Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord]: If she was freaked, ya'd know it. Trust me.
23:48:09 Grimoria giggles.
23:48:53 Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord then grabs the melon and tosses it out the door. "Mechanan! Search and Rescue!" The bot practically tears out of the office chasing after the melon rolling down the hill.. and then eventually wheels back up and settles back in the same spot. "Progeny »
23:48:54 Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord » located. Dirty but unharmed..."
23:49:10 Grimoria claps excitedly.
23:49:35 Narkyssa-WyrmrestAccord watches the bot haul ass out of the building, after the melon but doesn't go to the door to watch it continue chasing. "Good job, Mechanan." She says dryly.
23:49:42 [Grimoria-WyrmrestAccord]: Um. Question. *raises her hand waving it around impatient like*
23:49:52 [Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord]: What's ya question?
23:50:19 [Grimoria-WyrmrestAccord]: When we are done with dis' representation or whateva'...can we eat dat melon...like wash it first then eat it?
23:50:39 [Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord]: ..I don't give a damn?
23:50:46 [Grimoria-WyrmrestAccord]: Awesome.
23:52:20 Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord clears his throat. "Anyway. It also has a cleaning mode where instead of holdin' a baby, it'll clean ya place up. Suck up the dirt, wash windows, whateva, really."
23:53:03 [Narkyssa-WyrmrestAccord]: Oh good, so it is multifunction. What else do you plan to add to the device? Or is this the extent of what you intend for it to do?
23:53:37 [Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord]: I'm glad ya asked that. That brings us ta the final mode...
23:56:47 Grimoria-WyrmrestAccord would string her gum with her nail stretching it before slurping it back up like spaghetti before chewing it obnoxiously.
23:58:50 Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord clears his throat. Then he says "Mechanan, demo 'Mama Bot'." The bot sits still. Then Cogrust says "OH MY GOD, IT'S A DRAGON! RUN EVERYONE!" the Bot looks around, "DRAGON?!" it exclaims, before the basket retreats into the chassis. Then the bot folds »
23:58:50 Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord » and shifts into what can only be described as a small TANK, complete with a cannon.. mini-rocket pods open up on its back and the arms both extend to become electrified tasers. Then in a very unfeminine, robotic voice, it screeches, "Come get some, »
23:58:51 Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord » mother fuckers!" Cogrust says "Halt commands." And the bot then does nothing with that, staying completely still. "In the event of an immediate and overwhelmingly dangerous threat, the bot will turn into a rover with a small cannon, stunning tasers, »
23:58:51 Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord » and rocket pods. The basket is protected by multiple layahs of Hahdened Monelite, and the bot will make an immediate escape with the progeny, fighting off any threats it encounters. And fah those discerning customahs with big wallets, we can »
23:58:51 Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord » customize these defensive mode with special riggings. Such as the 'Mag'har Mechanan, with Mini Iron Star Launcha'."
23:59:58 Grimoria-WyrmrestAccord whistles."Faaaaaaancy."
00:00:06 Zorgram-WyrmrestAccord grunts.
00:00:13 Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord reaches over and pulls out a catridge along the sides of the bot. "It even has cupholdas!"
00:00:28 [Grimoria-WyrmrestAccord]: !!!!
00:00:47 [Grimoria-WyrmrestAccord]: So it can hold ya' booze -and- kill shit!?
00:00:54 [Grimoria-WyrmrestAccord]: Dat's awesome!
00:02:03 [Vynicis-WyrmrestAccord]: "Ok....question.....what exactly is powering this thing?"
00:02:06 [Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord]: Hell, tha richest of the rich could get one made of -Titansteel-. I know how ta make it.
00:02:09 Narkyssa-WyrmrestAccord watches, not moving at first and face curiously blank. Finally she stands straight and gives a polite clap for a demo well made. "Wrencher, what is the cost to produce one of these? How long do you estimate it will take to complete a Mechanan after an »
00:02:09 Narkyssa-WyrmrestAccord » order?"
00:04:44 Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord clears his throat. "In orda! This prototype runs on a kelp juice internal liquid engine, somethin' I whipped up when I couldn't get my hands on any gas. But it could be adapted ta run on any numbah of replacable, SELLABLE batteries. If we wanted to get »
00:04:44 Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord » really fancy with it.. we could powah it with fel engines, arcane enagy, even Azerite. The possibilities are endless~." To Narkyssa he says "Depends on the make and model.. it took me two weeks ta make the prototype by myself.. but a mass produced »
00:04:45 Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord » and streamlined version.." He makes an 'Ehhh' face, swishing his hands, "Two or three days, give or take? The more expensive models would take longa given rarity of materials or powah sources, stuff like that."
00:06:03 Narkyssa-WyrmrestAccord nods along, "Right, so how much testing have you done on the unit you've built?"
00:06:45 Grimoria-WyrmrestAccord stood up, and started to creep up on that melon.
00:06:59 Grimoria-WyrmrestAccord snatches it.
00:07:25 [Vynicis-WyrmrestAccord]: "Huh...." he notices said melon snatching.
00:07:50 Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord then looks at the 'tank' and says "Mechanan, danger's averted. Switch back ta primary mode." The bot reverts to its friendly, matronly looking self, and Cogrust says "Well it didn't crush tha melon, spray kelp juice out of its palms, or  ask me if »
00:07:50 Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord » rocks quality as Mother units.. so plenty I'd say. maybe a few bugs ta work out."
00:08:02 Grimoria-WyrmrestAccord had no intention of sharing said melon.
00:08:13 [Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord]: ( Can I pls have some time to respond to things like that? The bot has a reaction to things trying to take it's charge. )
00:08:43 [Grimoria-WyrmrestAccord]: (Ah sorry I assume it droped the melon since it was a mini tank)
00:09:01 [Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord]: ( No, the melon goes inside it, covered up in multiple layers of metal xD )
00:09:13 [Grimoria-WyrmrestAccord]: (Ah retcon my post then)
00:10:41 Zorgram-WyrmrestAccord grunts.
00:11:24 Grimoria-WyrmrestAccord puts on her gob-tech headphones and listens to her tunes on low.
00:11:44 Narkyssa-WyrmrestAccord hmmms, "Well, you are going to need to work on those bugs given the market for the device. I would like to see another demo of this in a few months when you have had time to make a more streamlined product."
00:13:17 [Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord]: You got it! Whether it takes a few months or not. Mechanan, unregister all present and deactivate. I'll think of some new protocols and additions before then no doubt.
00:13:54 Narkyssa-WyrmrestAccord nods, "Right."
00:16:38 [Narkyssa-WyrmrestAccord]: Was that all you had for us tonight?
00:16:58 [Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord]: I believe that will be tha end of my presentation, yes.
00:17:24 Cogrust-WyrmrestAccord throws the drape back over the bot and waves as he pushes it toward the door, before waiting nearby it.
00:17:24 Narkyssa-WyrmrestAccord looks around the room, "Well, if none of you have any further questions, I'm happy to let this wrap up."
00:18:54 [Grimoria-WyrmrestAccord]: So uh..
00:19:00 [Grimoria-WyrmrestAccord]: Can I get dat' melon now?