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  2. You: are you really a stranger?
  3. Stranger: no!
  4. You: oh thank god
  5. You: I was so worried
  6. Stranger: i'm your trusting neighbor!
  7. You: the one who always leaves her window open?
  8. You: Oh man, it's like my dreams from when I was 16 are finally coming true
  9. Stranger: oh, silly me.
  10. You: you should really get that thing looked at
  11. Stranger: i have.
  12. You: what did they say?
  13. Stranger: it's lupus.
  14. You: IT'S NEVER LUPUS
  15. Stranger: it is. and i'm afraid i'm dying.
  16. You: this is impossible!
  17. You: my dreams finally come true and you're dying!
  18. You: what did I do to deserve this?
  19. You: what did YOU do to deserve this?!
  20. You: /on knees screaming at ceiling
  21. You: WHYYYYYYYYYYYY
  22. Stranger: i wasn't the friendly neighbor i should have been.
  23. Stranger: now i'm being punished
  24. You: is there anything that can be done?
  25. Stranger: i need 10,000 pens. it's the only thing that can save me.
  26. You: 10,000 pens?
  27. You: I only have pencils! The irony!
  28. Stranger: NOOOOO!!!!!
  29. You: I know
  30. You: you need blood!
  31. You: LOTS OF BLOOD
  32. You: /tears sleeve off of shirt
  33. You: TAKE MINE
  34. Stranger: YOU'RE TOO GRACIOUS.
  35. You: IT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO
  36. You: YOUR UNCLOTHED NAIVETE GOT ME THROUGH MY FRESHMAN YEAR OF HIGHSCHOOL
  37. You: /bursts into tears
  38. You: /wails
  39. Stranger: i'm so sorry!
  40. You: it's not your fault
  41. You: how can you blame yourself
  42. Stranger: i had no idea how much i helped you!
  43. Stranger: i'm a horrid person
  44. You: no, it's impossible
  45. Stranger: i am. ohhhh. i feel the death coming closer.
  46. You: no!
  47. You: /holds hand
  48. Stranger: the light!
  49. You: you must resist it!
  50. You: there's so much we could do together!
  51. Stranger: my. heart. is. stopping.
  52. Stranger: ________________________________________ (flatline)
  53. You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  54. You: WHY GOD WHY
  55. You: /tears off remains of shirt
  56. You: TAKE MY LIFE INSTEAD
  57. Stranger: *beep* *beep* *beep* what, i'm alive?
  58. You: cough
  59. You: cough cough
  60. You: /shudder
  61. You: /empty stare
  62. You: it's....
  63. You: it's my g
  64. You: my gifCOUGH COUGH COUGH
  65. You: my gift.....
  66. You: .............
  67. You: .....................
  68. You: to.................you.
  69. You: /wheeze
  70. Stranger: what a beautiful soul you have....i wish i didn't have to end this way
  71. You: it
  72. You: COUGH WHEEZE HACK COUGH COUGH
  73. You: if I can't be
  74. You: COUGH COUGH AAAACCHHHHHKKKK
  75. You: with you
  76. You: COUGH WHEEZE HACK HOCKKKKKHHHHKKKKK
  77. You: I'd rather not
  78. You: RETCH
  79. You: be
  80. You: HACKK
  81. You: at
  82. You: KKKAAAUUCHHHHHKKKK
  83. You: all.....
  84. Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! WHY DID I HAVE TO BE SO SELFISH?! whhhhyyyyyy?!!!!!!
  85. You: thank... you... for... being.... you....
  86. You: /light flickers out of eyes
  87. You: /muscles relax
  88. You: /head lolls to side
  89. Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
  90. Stranger: i
  91. Stranger: will
  92. Stranger: always
  93. Stranger: love
  94. Stranger: you
  95. You: /last breath passes out of mouth
  96. Stranger: *cries* there's only one thing i can do.
  97. Stranger: TAKE ME TOO! I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS!
  98. You: /ghostly voice
  99. Come..... come....
  100. Stranger: take me!
  101. Stranger: take me with you!
  102. You: /ghostly voice
  103. you know what you need to do.....
  104. Stranger: make a sandwich?
  105. You: /ghostly voice
  106. i suppose...... make sure to use the "special" mustard...
  107. You: /ghostly voice
  108. that will probably bring you to me sooner
  109. Stranger: i understand. *eats sandwich*
  110. *collapses* soon, i will be with you.
  111. You: /ghostly voice
  112. badass.....
  113. Stranger: i feel the end drawing closer.
  114. You: /ghostly voice
  115. soon we will be together......
  116. Stranger: *dies*
  117. You: /ghostly voice
  118. lol owned...
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