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  2. In the middle of the city, we came across a horde of demons engaged in combat. I attempted to sneak by the group by hiding in the shadows of a nearby building, but as I turned away, an icy blast knocked me over. When I looked back to the horde, they were all gone except for one, of which who looked like a snowman. He noticed me instantly and approached.
  3. "Hey-hee-ho!", it greeted.
  4. "H-Hello. Are you the one who killed all of those demons?"
  5. The demons turned its head sideways at me, as if it was curious at my question, then replied.
  6. "Hee-Hell-ho yeah I did! The guys around here are super weak. They always wanna pick a fight with me because I'm small, but I'm an ass-kicker! Mommy said I got that from my dad!"
  7. I paused for a moment as I attempted to process what the demon was saying to me.
  8. "Do demons have families? Where are your parents?", I asked. The demon cocked its head to the other side, and gazed at me thoughtfully.
  9. "Huh, I think they were somewhere in that big puddle of demons, ho. Oops."
  10. I slowly started to get back to my feet. The small demon before me noticed, and began to hop around excitedly.
  11. "Hee-whoah, buddy, you're still able to stand after that? I saw you get knocked right on your butt, ho! If you're that tough,thrn let me join you!"
  12. "Y-You're asking to be my companion?"
  13. The demon tapped its foot impatiently. "Well yeah, the guys around here may be chumps, but if I go to far, I might get killed by a stronger guy, ho! Don't worry, I can help protect you!"
  14. I thought for a moment. The strange demon was certainly powerful, enough so to vapourize an entire horde in an instant.
  15. "Hm, I suppose you may join me. My name i-"
  16. Before I could finish my introduction, the demon launched a snowball into my face, knocking me back to the ground.
  17. "Hey-ho! You can't just... just... USE me like that! I'm not gonna just join you! Give me stuff! All your stuff, ho!"
  18. My voice shook from the shock of getting nailed in the face by a snowball. "D- But aren't you- Didn't you ask to join me?"
  19. The demon stomped its foot furiously. "Yeah, but just because I wanna join you, that doesn't mean I just wanna JOIN you, ho! If you want me to team up with you, you gotta prove your worth!"
  20. After the assault, I was already fed up with the demon. "What? What do you want? What do you want me to prove?"
  21. The demon paused for a long time, thinking carefully. It then pointed to a large chunk of asphalt beside me.
  22. "You wanna prove you're hot shit? Smash that rock with your bare hands, ho."
  23. I stared at the demon, dumbfounded. Break a piece of rock? With my bare hands? I mulled it over for a moment, then remembered that the Demonica gauntlets enhanced my physical capabilities.
  24. "Sure, I can break that rock. Watch this."
  25. The demon looked to me eagerly, awaiting my feat of strength. I picked up the asphalt in my right hand, and held it so that the demon could see. Its blank face showed no emotion, but its body quivered with excitement. With a mighty squeeze, the rock exploded in my hand. Chunks of rock rained all around, plinking off of my Demonica suit, and pittering on my face. I looked to the demon triumphantly, and it stared back. After a moment, it spoke.
  26. "Hee-Huh, you know, I saw a guy do that already a long time ago, so it's boring now. You're lame mister, I'm out of here. Oh, I'm [Fairy] Jack Frost, by the way. You can just forget it. If I see you again, I'll just kill you anyways, ho."
  27. And with that, the demon disappeared.
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