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- In the middle of the city, we came across a horde of demons engaged in combat. I attempted to sneak by the group by hiding in the shadows of a nearby building, but as I turned away, an icy blast knocked me over. When I looked back to the horde, they were all gone except for one, of which who looked like a snowman. He noticed me instantly and approached.
- "Hey-hee-ho!", it greeted.
- "H-Hello. Are you the one who killed all of those demons?"
- The demons turned its head sideways at me, as if it was curious at my question, then replied.
- "Hee-Hell-ho yeah I did! The guys around here are super weak. They always wanna pick a fight with me because I'm small, but I'm an ass-kicker! Mommy said I got that from my dad!"
- I paused for a moment as I attempted to process what the demon was saying to me.
- "Do demons have families? Where are your parents?", I asked. The demon cocked its head to the other side, and gazed at me thoughtfully.
- "Huh, I think they were somewhere in that big puddle of demons, ho. Oops."
- I slowly started to get back to my feet. The small demon before me noticed, and began to hop around excitedly.
- "Hee-whoah, buddy, you're still able to stand after that? I saw you get knocked right on your butt, ho! If you're that tough,thrn let me join you!"
- "Y-You're asking to be my companion?"
- The demon tapped its foot impatiently. "Well yeah, the guys around here may be chumps, but if I go to far, I might get killed by a stronger guy, ho! Don't worry, I can help protect you!"
- I thought for a moment. The strange demon was certainly powerful, enough so to vapourize an entire horde in an instant.
- "Hm, I suppose you may join me. My name i-"
- Before I could finish my introduction, the demon launched a snowball into my face, knocking me back to the ground.
- "Hey-ho! You can't just... just... USE me like that! I'm not gonna just join you! Give me stuff! All your stuff, ho!"
- My voice shook from the shock of getting nailed in the face by a snowball. "D- But aren't you- Didn't you ask to join me?"
- The demon stomped its foot furiously. "Yeah, but just because I wanna join you, that doesn't mean I just wanna JOIN you, ho! If you want me to team up with you, you gotta prove your worth!"
- After the assault, I was already fed up with the demon. "What? What do you want? What do you want me to prove?"
- The demon paused for a long time, thinking carefully. It then pointed to a large chunk of asphalt beside me.
- "You wanna prove you're hot shit? Smash that rock with your bare hands, ho."
- I stared at the demon, dumbfounded. Break a piece of rock? With my bare hands? I mulled it over for a moment, then remembered that the Demonica gauntlets enhanced my physical capabilities.
- "Sure, I can break that rock. Watch this."
- The demon looked to me eagerly, awaiting my feat of strength. I picked up the asphalt in my right hand, and held it so that the demon could see. Its blank face showed no emotion, but its body quivered with excitement. With a mighty squeeze, the rock exploded in my hand. Chunks of rock rained all around, plinking off of my Demonica suit, and pittering on my face. I looked to the demon triumphantly, and it stared back. After a moment, it spoke.
- "Hee-Huh, you know, I saw a guy do that already a long time ago, so it's boring now. You're lame mister, I'm out of here. Oh, I'm [Fairy] Jack Frost, by the way. You can just forget it. If I see you again, I'll just kill you anyways, ho."
- And with that, the demon disappeared.
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