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  1. i can show you the way, neo, but you will have to walk it zlozlzlzozzlozlzlzo
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  3. ozlzlz the more you read me and roissy the mroe your life will improve as you come to see the fiat butthex matrix for what it is — you will see the green streams of fiat data (dripping with buttdouche fresh off the butthex presses) like the matrix but with a subltle difference as some of you wieinsteinas have already seen for urself lzozzll
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  5. at the ned of the matrix neo saw it as
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  7. 1010101011110100101
  8. 1101001010100101010
  9. 1101010101011101001
  10. 0101010000010101111
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  12. 1101010101001001001
  13. 1101001010101001010
  14. 1101001010100001010
  15. 0100101010010101010
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  17. and when you have walked the path you too will see the butthexing matrix for what it is and how the fed funded the desouling of womenz with massive amounts of douchcock frrom an early age in all tehir orfices and are acting through the soulles temptresses to seize your assetts now when a girl says, “what i really really want is a nice guy, i’m tired of the asswholes (lozlzl who got her younger hotter tighter)” instead of hearing what she says and then trying to be a nice guy you will hear the truth behind the butthexing matrix’s facade lzozlzl:
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  20. 10101010101010101010010110
  21. 101010z01010z0101l01zzlzozll1
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  25. 1010i1o1o1want1010a01010001
  26. douchebag10to butthex me0101
  27. 010and i want you 2 buy me100
  28. 01meals and a ring while i01011
  29. 0101give by butt & vagina01010
  30. 010away for free to butthexers1
  31. 100who tape it scretely lzozl100
  32. zlzozllzlzlzozlzozzloozzllz and101
  33. 1010make my anus sore for010
  34. 1010days010101 101010101011
  35. 1010lolsolsoslslollzzlozlzzozlz010
  36. 0101pay 4 my meals0101001010
  37. 101010and1010maybe1010u1010
  38. 1001can1010touch1010my10dry
  39. 101001dried1010up110pussy100
  40. 101stds stds stds0101010101010
  41. 10101buy me 1010a ring1010101
  42. 1010for100the1010pussy1010i100
  43. 0101gave1010away1010for0101
  44. 1010free1010when1010it0was10
  45. 100younger1010hotter0110lozlz
  46. lolzlztighter1010and010propose01
  47. 1010so1001i1010can0110rape10
  48. 1010your101010anus1010in0101
  49. 1010divorce01010court1010and01
  50. 10transfer010your0101assets1001
  51. 1010to1010bernanke1001and1010
  52. 1010the1010fiat1010buttheex1010
  53. 1001matrix01010lozlzlzlzlzlzzozllzzl
  54. omglzozlzlzllzlzlzzzlzllzlzlzlzlzlzllzlzllz
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  56. 10lzozllzlz0zzllllzllzllzlzz1ozozlzlzl0
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  59. the sublime act of butthex is a beuatiful metaphor for what the fed does to a currency and a country, which is why the neocon weekly standard celebrates butthexers–es[pecially those who taope it without the girkl's conthent and profit off the act. lzozlzlzlzl!
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  61. [on the war that devastated the Real World]
  62. Morpheus: We don’t know who butthexed first, us or them. But we do know it was them that videotaped it without our consent while scorching the sky wioth a long trail of butthex lies. At the time, they were dependent on butthex power. It was believed they would be unable to survive without an energy source as abundant as the common man’s collective anushole. lozzllzlzlzzl
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  64. Trinity: I know why you’re here, Neo. I know what you’ve been doing… why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer reading roissy & GBFM. You’re looking for him. I know because I was once looking for the same thing. And when he found me, he told me I wasn’t really looking for him. I was looking for an answer. It’s the question that drives us, Neo. It’s the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did.
  65. Neo: What is the butthex fiat Mathrix?
  66. Trinity: The answer is out there, Neo, and it’s looking for you, and it will find you if you want it to.
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  68. [Neocon sees a black cat walk by them, and then a similar black cat walk by them just like the first one]
  69. Neocon: Whoa. Déjà vu.
  70. [Everyone freezes right in their tracks]
  71. Trinity: What did you just say?
  72. Neocon: Nothing. Just had a little déjà vu.
  73. Trinity: What did you see?
  74. Cypher: What happened?
  75. Neocon: A black cat went past us, and then another that looked just like it.
  76. Trinity: How much like it? Was it the same cat?
  77. Neocon: It might have been. I’m not sure.
  78. Morpheus: Switch! Apoc!
  79. Neocon: What is it?
  80. Trinity: A déjà vu is usually a glitch in the butthexMatrix. It happens when they change something. Now that I am an aging women in the butthex matrix with her eggs and gina drying up having given the best years of her anus to drunk alphas during her college desouling years via massively multiplayer asscockig in the butt sessions and getting her fiat mba (masters of butthexing in da Anus) and blowing upper level mangement lzozllz, the butthexmatrix is now delivering my cats. Two this morning and now two more. yaya! lozlzl
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  84. Morpheus: The Fiat lozllolozllzzl butthex Matrix is a system, Neo. That system is our enemy. lzozozozozl! But when you’re inside, you look around, what do you see? Businessmen, bloggers, teachers, betas, lawyers, herbs, carpenters, and neocon womenz writing for the weekly standard, repeating the fiat lies of secretive tapers of butthex without teh girls conthent lzozlzlzlzl. The very minds and anusholes of the people we are trying to save. But until we do, these people are still a part of that butthex system and that makes them our anus’s lozlzlzozzozozl enemy. You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unbuttplugged. And many of them are so inured to butthex, so hopelessly dependent on the system of secretive tapings of butthex without tehir conthent, that they will fight to protect it and reapet the lies of secretive tapers of butthex in teh pages of the weekly standard even though they seem to be nice neocon ladies.
  85. [Neo's eyes suddenly wander towards a woman in a red dress]
  86. Morpheus: Were you listening to me, Neo? Or were you looking at the woman in the red dress (woman as temptress in the heor’s journey myth) who was desouled via copious fiat-funded butthex from butthexers celerbated in teh pages of the weekly standard?
  87. Neo: I was…
  88. Morpheus: [gestures with one hand] Look again.
  89. [the desouled, massively-butthexed woman in the red dress is now a bestselling new york times author, pointing a cock at Neo's ass; Neo ducks]
  90. Morpheus: Freeze it.
  91. [Everybody and everything besides Neo and Morpheus freezes in time]
  92. Neo: This… this isn’t the butthex Matrix?
  93. Morpheus: No. It is another training program designed to teach you one thing: if you are not one of us lozlzlzlzlers, you are one of them butthexers.
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  95. lozlzlzl
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  97. i wanna start lzozlzlzl media where we have a character based on roissy who sees green streams of streaming data every time a bernankified chick opens her moutrh and throughout every episode all the herbs and betas pay for the meals of the chix roissy butthexes in the end due to his supreme knowelge of being THE ONE lzozlzlzllzzl
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  99. i would be more like one of those minor characters along for the ride in the mother ship stanidng off to the side going lzozlzz zlzozlzozlzozlz zlzozllzozlzlzlz and don’t gte me worng i would score with all the hotties but like roissy woudl get first pick for his lead dick and i’d get the next two as that’s only fair lzozlzlzlzllzlzllzl
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