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  1. Plus I'll mention that she's using the old english language the wrong way.
  2. Old english is often met and used in Shakespeare and told in a very pretentious snobbish way, sometimes with a cockney-accent. It's not meant to be screamed like an obnoxious retard. Old english by british and media is viewed as the pinnacle of educated gentlemen(of course that's just how the English enjoy deluding themselves and how the cliche pretends to be. In reality it still sounds retarded as hell.)
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  4. Also for those kids who don't know. She's lifting her hoof in the Mayor's face so she may kiss it, just like old pretentious british etiquette.
  5. As the director and writer in charge, you're suppose to inform the viewers in some way about this. Their writing is so autistic and vapid that I'm surprised they're not just writing six pages of "and then Luna yelled, yelled, yelled and yelled some more, then lightning, more thunder. stupid moral. Roll the credits. DONE! Best fanfiction evar."
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  8. >Be that way.
  9. >I won't even bother with a traditional farewell.
  10. Now it sounds almost like Rarity.
  11. >You can't, she's Nightmare Moon.
  12. Interesting thing there, they do all act like Nightmare Moon herself came to town.
  13. Maybe in the original concept Luna appeared in her NMM form. It would make more sense for everyone to be such scaredycats.
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  15. >She's just having trouble adjusting after being gone for a thousand years.
  16. She never had autism. An immortal shouldn't have such civillian problems. Why would you blatantly sabotage your characters like that? She adjusted just greatly when she came back. If Luna had an episode in season 1 depicting a fun cutsie smart personality, then would you have just changed her personality all willy nilly like her appearance? (yes, yes they would)
  17. Stop turning every cute intelligent character into a mental retard(Lesson Zero). Did a horse rape you when you were small?
  18. Also maybe just blame Ponyville ponies for being just dumb and scared of everything, just like real-life horses.
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  20. 8:36 - This scene goes so fast that the music starts playing before Twilight even walks into the forest. In the next 4 seconds she skips to the forest. No actual panning shot showing where she's going there's no in-between scenes to serve as good filler, which is dumb because the show or rather any sandbox slice-of-life is good mainly because of these in-between scenes which make it feel like a living breathing world instead of a shitty storytelling from a talentless writer.
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  22. 8:47 - (Cue bass/heavy tone sound atmosphere and the church bell rings when Twilight calls out Princess Luna.)
  23. Yet another insanely rushed scene. Luna is giving candy to Nightmare Moon so she won't come back and possess her. Just like Zecora told in her story. Good luck figuring out by yourself what this scene meant, in the span of 2 seconds.
  24. >Thank you, finally! somepony who gets my costume. (alleeelujah sfx) (Luna looks sad)
  25. Great now let's never mention this retarded joke ever again. Oh and Luna looking sad is probably because she knew Starswirl personally back in the day... before he/she died. Starswirl was a fucking girl!! Stop ruining my matriarchy.
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  27. >I saw the elements of harmony change her back to good.
  28. >It was you who released the powers of harmony and took away our dark power.
  29. Oh you crazy dumb motherfucker, so you going with that headcanon. Kinda of a piss-poor choice, considering you're making Luna look like some wimp who can get controlled by her own magic. Plus it takes away the blame from her, not entirely as some like to believe, but still enough to make her look stupid. I despise characters being evil just because they were mind controlled or some bullshit like that, that implies by opposite that every person being good is just because they're being mind controlled. It's much more interesting to see a character naturally switch between good and evil sides by their own free will. Especially when they don't change their morality and personality, they simply fight for a different team for different reasons.
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  31. Stop showing off your powers you crazy nutcase. By the looks of it I think Luna needs another rainbow lazer blasted to her head.
  32. I'd love a Luna who shows off her multitude of powers, but in a seductive, charming, fun-allowed prankster way. All she does is summon thunder clouds and that's about the extent of her powers. Boring as shit.
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  34. >Twilight Sparkle: Well, you kinda sound like you're yelling at me.
  35. >Princess Luna: [booming voice] Change our approach?
  36. Auuutissmm. Assburgers. I can't stress this out enough while she's yelling. Autism autism autism, go be a Lunatic on the moooon.
  37. Fucking aspies, man. I don't understand how mlp fans find this funny or can manage to ignore this type of behavior every goddamn time.
  38. Even if the story and events were good, if the characters acted like this then it would ruin my enjoyment. Half the characters are boring as hell and the other ones are obnoxious spastic retards. Great fucking cast.
  39. >Princess Luna: [normal voice] Ohhh. We have been locked away for a thousand years. We are... not sure we can.
  40. *Plays season 1 episode 1 clips* uh huh, yeah, whatever you say, definitely not your shit taste and no-fun decisions. Nice way of contradicting your own canon, retards.
  41. They don't even bother answering if she was stuck ON the moon or AS the moon. Perhaps it's for the best they didn't, I bet they'd pick the autistic choice by making her stand on the moon. She could still have visions and a form of control while transformed into the moon. Just like Discord, you don't see Discord talking chaos gibberish like some hilly billy gypsy. Mike Vogel just enjoys writing the show as autistic as possible, it seems like he enjoys it. I like fun, but quality endearing fun, not what today's autists find fun like dubstep and obnoxious yelling, lame jokes.
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  43. So about Luna's design...
  44. For God's sake just why. Why did they change her design? Not just the visuals, but the voice, the backstory, her identity, trademark, the potential interaction with Celestia and the main 6. It might as well be a new never-before-seen character.
  45. What reason did they have? It's like purposefully trying to be an asshole.
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  47. Luna's design
  48. The hair style looks like two amoebas plastered onto her. Her coat color is too dark even for night time. Her giraffe neck is bigger than her body. The torso, flank, thighs are too small. The legs get thinner as they advance up her thigh. The horse head looks uglier than Celestia's and the original S1 Luna. The proportions are unequal to eachother, completely wrong proportions.
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  50. S2 Luna's wings shape is as badly designed as Twilight's. Wings are suppose to bend upwards, not horizontally. They look very flat, they don't seem to bend together backwards like bird wings are suppose to, the wing joints are too big compared to how small the wings are, plus they bend awkwardly, I repeat: Wings don't bend horizontally, it looks so inflexible and unpractical that I'm imagining back pains from a poor bird having to bear such wings.
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  52. Finer details:
  53. The eyelashes are uneven, the eye shape doesn't let the eye fit inside properly, her eyeliner is completely gone. (every single pony design has a tiny bit of eyeliner. Celestia has full eyeliner)
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  55. Trademark items:
  56. The sparkles on her slippers are gone and instead replaced with cheap after effects. Her slippers' color changed from baby blue to a faint silver.
  57. Her platechest looks even cheaper than S1's design. Compared to say Celestia's jewelry which is huge and decorated in swirls and gems. And crown shapes.
  58. Her platechest is too small and instead of having a gem in it, it still has the moon.
  59. Most of her royal attire either degraded or remained the same, rather than improving. For example her black crown is still too small and it doesn't have a gem in it or anything fancy inside it. While Celestia's crown goes over her ears. Plus Luna's horn since S1 is thicker than Celestia's, they should have made it thinner to not cover up her tiny black crown.
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  61. Compare her design to: her old one, Celestia's design and to all the other ponies. It's like the same retard who designed Discord also made Luna. The whole design overall doesn't look like it was designed by an artist, but by some amateur who just picked up and drew the first thing that came to mind. The proportions are wrong, the anatomy is wrong and it's not aesthetically pleasing.
  62. If they wanted to pull off her intro book design from episode 1, then they did a horrible job. Even a cheap repaint of Celestia would have got the job done.
  63. Celestia's design is a masterpiece compared even to normal ponies and especially to Luna Eclipsed's design. Celestia has a unique eye shape designed to cater to her eye's needs.
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  65. So do they ever explain why exactly her design changed so much? Nope.
  66. Lauren said her bullshit with "she's growing in power, totally u guise", but to tell you the truth the reason for her design change is because they want S1 to fall in line with S2's new lolsorandumb direction. Yes even if it contradicts everything and it parodies the source material. It's like breaking a window and covering it up with dog shit in order to hide the flaws. Normally you cover it up flowers and grass, a fake fixed window or just try fixing the broken glass.
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  68. Speaking of the costumes, they're too generic. I've seen better costumes ideas from fanart and anywhere else.
  69. The costumes themselves could have transformed the ponies into monsters. Batponies, wereponies, skeleton ponies, zombie ponies, etc.
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  72. >Skipping directly to Fluttershy's house.
  73. Why do these assholes insist on cutting all the transition scenes and rushing it.
  74. >Twilight Sparkle: Don't worry, Princess. Fluttershy can give you some great pointers. She's delicate and demure with the sweetest little voice. (Nice eloquent words there, like she used to talk)
  75. >Fluttershy: Go away! No candy here! Visitors not welcome on Nightmare Night!
  76. That was back in season 1, welcome to season 2... and 3,4,5.
  77. I "love" how they're/he's actually aware that he's taking a shit on the original show by turning it into a parody.
  78. This episode makes Fluttershy have a yelling streak of 4: Best Night Ever, Return Of Harmony, Lesson Zero, Luna Eclipsed.
  79. 4 episodes in a row where Fluttershy yells and acts out of her default relaxed voice.
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  81. >She's delicate and demure with the sweetest little voice.
  82. Also nicely spoken there by Twilight, like she used to do back in season 1, not all the time but enough.
  83. Most autistic fanfic artists can't be eloquent worth a shit and instead writefag Twilight as an academic nerd, when she's suppose to come from a sophisticated, educated city where she was Celestia's apprentice, so some royal mannerisms must have rubbed off her.
  84. Nightmare Moon was royal and well composed, she even made a comment about it "Am I not royal enough for you?" Again S1 just fully contradicts Eclipsed's Luna and vice versa. There is no canon for a toy commercial, they could easily fix her personality right now in S5, but they don't care. They could easily just make another Halloween episode.
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