Easy A

HORUSS: :=D < * He walks up to the bed, sits on it, and starts bouncing up and down.* "Nepeta, hurry, if you do not make moaning noises we will not sell this."
AC: She nods and starts hopping on the bed with him, moaning loudly.
HORUSS: :=D < Yes. Yowl you wicked meowbeast, you. * He starts making loud nickering noises.*
AC: *She meows, following the game, doing her best to hold back giggles.*
HORUSS: :=D < " When we are done, we should tell John that we had a lot of fun ..."
HORUSS: :=D < "...Horsing around in his bed."
AC: "FuCkIn' BrO wIlL aPuRrEcIaTe It I'm SuRe."
HORUSS: :=D < "I think so. Lets rearrange a few items around the room for additional effect. He will be so confused."
AC: *She nods and messes up the blankets a bit more for good measure before going around and moving some things around.*
HORUSS: :=D < * He turns a dresser on his side and puts a lamp on the foot of the bed. He pulls some of Johns clothe's out of his dresser and ties them together in a long train, and just drapes them across the room. He whickers and chucks a pillow at Nepeta.*
AC: She throws one back and puts a tie around a bedpost as well before coming over to Horuss, standing on the bed for the leverage she n33ded to mess up his hair.
HORUSS: :=D < "Any other time I would greatly oppose this." He helps out by undoing his ponytail. Horuss walks into the bathroom, comes back out with a couple of towels and tosses them haphazardly around the bed. He gives a sly smirk as he holds up to different bottles of mens body wash. A%e and Irish Spring. Oh yeah. Purple and green. A bad maned, on this one.*
AC: She smiles widely and takes the irish spring, spraying it in and around the bed, faking moaning the entire time.
HORUSS: :=D < " Oooooh Nepeta, " He keeps the a%e, squeezing the contents out in some strange places as well as on the bed, and with the green. " Youre so lewd and soapy. I just cant keep myself away from your" * he sniffs the bottle,* " manly scent."
AC: She stops and looks to Horuss. "Go On PuRrEtTy HoRsE."
HORUSS: :=D < " Ah! Nnnh, neeeeeiiigh, whinnnnnnyyyyy, " *The bottle is empty, He discards it secretively under the bed.* "Tell me im your majestic steed."
AC: "PaWsItIvElY tHe MoSt MaJeStIc St33D." She puts the bottle she held onto under the bed and whispers. "ReAdY tO gO bAcK oUt?"
HORUSS: :=D < * He walks up to her and kisses her on the cheek.* " It just needs one final touch. Ill be back in one moment." He whispers back, and sneaks out of the room. He comes back bearing a jade green horse donger. Such art, of such a romanticized, elegant, beautiful creature. It made him chuckle.*
AC: *She watches him leave the room, then come back. There was a small giggle as she s33s it.* "HoLy ShIt BrO."
HORUSS: :=D < "Without further adieu, I present to you, my lovely mare, the crowning detail to top our masterpiece. I am sure John will appreciate our vigor in redecorating his stable." * He plants it in the center of the bed, standing up.*
AC: *She nods and wipes up some of the purple goop and rubs it on it, for good measure.* "PuRrFeCt."
HORUSS: :=D < "E%quisite. Truly. Come, I think our job is done here. We should canter back to the others, and let the time of discovery heed it's horse." He heads over to the door.*
AC: *She follows after him, draping herself against his side, completing the act.*