Bethany (Cafe Owner); Well, I think it goes without saying that we can’t meet now. D: I feel like such a douche bag for bragging to Mr. Harrison about it and then he likes you.
Bethany (Cafe Owner); Also, Mr. Harrison wants you to speak to him on Skype! D:
Bethany (Cafe Owner): No, Max, I would love to meet up with you in real life but just not in that sense. I don’t want to lose you as a friend.
Bethany (Cafe Owner); You won’t! I’m just concerned about Mr. Harrison. :/ He’s really upset.
Bethany (Cafe Owner): Well, have you explained things to him? Because that could help us both out/
Bethany (Cafe Owner); I gave him our chat from today. My old PMs don’t save even though according to Zach they should so I couldn’t give him the first conversation. D: You should talk to him though.
Bethany (Cafe Owner): I will. I can’t just leave it like this.
Laur: I am attacked by spiders, stubbed my toe, what the heeeell ;-;
Bethany (Cafe Owner); What do you mean?
Laur; Maybe the spiders aren’t attacking you. Maybe they want to cuddle!
Laur: p.q max, tell people to stop capsing in ooc xD
Bethany (Cafe Owner): I’d be a terrible person if I didn’t talk to him, I mean.
Laur: *pokes Max*
Bethany (Cafe Owner); Oh. Yeah. Now he’s calling me an idiot for misinterpreting a joke. You told me you were going to talk to Kate, which you know is the way to sleep with me, you told me you were a virgin so you didn’t want vaginal sex but that you were excited to try other stuff, you tell me all the time that you think I’m good looking. If I misinterpreted that I don’t understand how that makes me an idiot.
Bethany (Cafe Owner): Max, I understand the conversation we had yesterday about all of this. But I was tired, it was 3 something in the morning. I was half asleep. I’m so sorry for anything that I did and or said that may have come off as sexual. I didn’t mean for this to happen.
Abelia (Plute): I presume you’re also a Latin scholar. tongue
Bethany (Cafe Owner); Are you serious? surprised We had like a 10 minute conversation where we talked about nothing but you talking to Kate about getting together. What did you think I meant when I said "sleep with us" or when I said "I’m so excited that you want to sleep with me!" and you said "I know! Isn’t it exciting?".
Abelia (Plute); Not really. I wanted to read something in Latin once so I spent a few months with it.
Abelia (Plute): Ah I see.
Bethany (Cafe Owner): Honestly, I can’t even remember half of conversation that happened last night. I just remember a few of details and that’s about it. I do remember you saying that I had to go through Kate in order to get to you so I just answered ’Okay, I’ll talk to her.’ But then I remember thinking, ’Oh this is funny! How will I ever get hold of Kate?’
Bethany (Cafe Owner); I don’t understand how you can expect me to interpret all that as a joke. D: It was all so specific and it went on for so long. I was clueless!