fera haggles with chinese people

2:26 PM - fera: yo

2:26 PM - fera: i havea  question

2:27 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: what is your question about

2:27 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: i may have an answer

2:27 PM - fera: can i haggle if i post a WTB on craigslist still

2:27 PM - fera: or is their price firm

2:27 PM - fera: or should i just try

2:27 PM - fera: move still in front of haggle

2:28 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: nothing on cl is written in stone

2:28 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: haggle away

2:28 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: you're 18, nobody will fault you

2:28 PM - fera: thx father figure

2:28 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: gl hf be a jew

2:29 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: my hands and arms smell like beagle puppy

2:29 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: time to shower

Porkchop entered chat.

2:37 PM - Porkchop: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKwh7QUVyG8

2:37 PM - Porkchop: HSR

2:41 PM - fera: hella swag radio

2:41 PM - Lord Spiral: hipster stab radio

2:41 PM - Porkchop: you're random mate

2:41 PM - fera: hippos so random

2:42 PM - fera: xD

2:42 PM - Porkchop: ^

2:43 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: ^

2:43 PM - Lord Spiral: I just cracked open my gallon of arnold palmer

2:43 PM - Lord Spiral: good shit

2:44 PM - Porkchop: ok ty

2:45 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: arnold palmer

2:45 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: just go full iced tea

2:45 PM - sepheroth13: or full lemonade

2:45 PM - sepheroth13: then mix them together

2:45 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: arnold palmeru akbar

2:45 PM - Porkchop: sephy poo

2:46 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: full lemonade whaaaaa

2:46 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: are you some kind of mormon

2:46 PM - Porkchop: lamo

2:47 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: think i'll go get some food

2:47 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: do i eat

2:47 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: burrito

2:47 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: or burger

2:47 PM - sepheroth13: shit this guy tryna sell it to me is fob asian

2:47 PM - sepheroth13: i can't possibly haggle him

2:47 PM - Porkchop: you burgin?

2:48 PM - Porkchop: Jerel Guerrero wanted: need new sexy girl in my haggle team. also, haggle team form

2:48 PM - Porkchop: im your girl

sepheroth13 has changed their name to farrah.

2:48 PM - farrah: nop

2:48 PM - farrah: also friend zone is gone ;_;

2:48 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: you can't haggle with asians from aza

2:48 PM - Porkchop: She's gone for good?

2:48 PM - Porkchop: i am sad

2:48 PM - farrah: SHIT then this is firm

2:48 PM - farrah: but it's my only chance

2:48 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: Im a Bitch. Cant burg

2:49 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: what are you buying

2:49 PM - farrah: 10-22mm lens

2:49 PM - farrah: if i buy for this price i might as well buy used from amazon

Lain entered chat.

2:50 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: haggle it down to $7

2:50 PM - farrah: i can only get it down to 8

2:50 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: $0.07

2:50 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: $0.001

2:50 PM - farrah: hmmmmmmm

2:51 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: pay in zimbabwe dollars

Shidou Mariya disconnected.

Sklin entered chat.

2:51 PM - farrah: i'll pay him 300 tril zimbabwe dollars

2:51 PM - farrah: i couldn't figure out what his accent was

2:51 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: fff no cash

2:51 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: i wonder if chronic tacos

2:51 PM - farrah: if he was viet or chinese

Shidou Mariya entered chat.

2:51 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: will accept weed as payment

2:51 PM - farrah: whats a chronic taco

2:51 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: socal mexifood chain

2:52 PM - farrah: maaaaaaaan

2:52 PM - farrah: socal gets all the good shit

2:52 PM - Lord Spiral: there is no maxican food up here

2:52 PM - Lord Spiral: not even a taco bell

2:53 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: norcal mexifood so disappointing

2:53 PM - Lord Spiral: *mexican

2:53 PM - Lord Spiral: however

2:53 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: new england mexifood must be a laugh

2:53 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: there's this mexican/salvadoran food place i just recently discovered

2:53 PM - Lord Spiral: there is so much quality pizza places here

2:53 PM - Lord Spiral: as well as a bagel shop

2:53 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: it looks like a total dump, so the food's gotta be outstanding

2:53 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: ^

2:53 PM - Lord Spiral: probably, ted

2:54 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: that's how it works with latin american cuisine

2:54 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: there's a burger stand down the hill from here

2:54 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: they'd literally be the best if they were just a cart

2:54 PM - Lord Spiral: those little hole in the wall places are like that

2:54 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: it's like 1/8 mile from the ocean

2:54 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: looks totally run down

2:54 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: i looked it up

2:54 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: best reviews in the countyh

2:54 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: -h

2:55 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: i don't even know what salvadoran cuisine consists of

2:55 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: maybe i'll convince the family to eat that for dinner

2:55 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: salvadorean food is good

2:55 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: look up pupusas

2:55 PM - farrah: i had that shit

2:55 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: more well known dish from el salvador

2:55 PM - Shidou Mariya: time to order a pizza

2:55 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: like a burrito made in the shape of like

2:55 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: a clay pigeon

2:56 PM - Shidou Mariya: you people making me hungry

2:56 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: driving down the hill for sustenance

2:56 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: brb getting fat

2:56 PM - Lord Spiral: I'm tempted to go out and grab a pizza tonight

2:56 PM - Lord Spiral: I would grab chinese if there was a place close by

2:56 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: dorm delivery

Sklin left chat.

2:57 PM - Lord Spiral: there is a chinese place that does that, I think

2:57 PM - farrah: get pho

2:57 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: rainy winter nights in berkeley

2:57 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: when i didn't have a car

2:57 PM - farrah: spiral goes to berkeley?

2:57 PM - Lord Spiral: but I probably won't be able to get them to charge off my knight card

2:57 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: i got to be very familiar with the delivery options

2:57 PM - farrah: oh wait nevermind he's canadian or something

2:57 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: no spiral goes to a school near nuckland

2:57 PM - Lord Spiral: no

2:57 PM - Lord Spiral: ya

2:58 PM - Lord Spiral: what fisty said

2:58 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: but still on the right side of the border

2:58 PM - Lord Spiral: http://maps.google.com/maps?q=potsdam+NY&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hq=&hnear=Potsdam,+NY&gl=us&ei=WPaDTPbrBYH98AaJvtyiAg&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&ct=title&resnum=1&ved=0CB4Q8gEwAA

2:58 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: probably close to the same distance that i'm from mexico

2:58 PM - farrah: i hope i end up in cal

2:58 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: 10 years in that town

2:58 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: it's a good place

2:58 PM - farrah: that looks really lonely

2:59 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: that's cause you're used to california

2:59 PM - Lord Spiral: population of the town is abou 9000 people

2:59 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: college town

2:59 PM - Lord Spiral: clarkson campus houses about 3000 students

2:59 PM - Lord Spiral: :\

2:59 PM - farrah: ah

2:59 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: grow weed, spiral

2:59 PM - farrah: collegetown

2:59 PM - farrah: then it must be FUCKING AWESOME EVERY NIGHT

2:59 PM - Lord Spiral: my RA lives right across the hall from me

2:59 PM - Lord Spiral: it is fera

2:59 PM - Lord Spiral: except for this weekend

2:59 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: charcoal filter will keep the smell out

3:00 PM - Lord Spiral: because bid weekend

maomaomao entered chat.

3:00 PM - Lord Spiral: so no booze for spiral ;~;

3:00 PM - Lord Spiral: next weekend shall be better

3:00 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: liquor is bad

3:01 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: select better intoxicants

3:01 PM - Lord Spiral: quite frankly, fisty, If I can find a beer that isn't half foam, I'm doing good

3:02 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: yeah

3:02 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: enjoy it

3:02 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: grow your own psychedelic mushrooms

3:02 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: chalk it up to youthful excesses

3:02 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: mushroom is a good cultivation project

3:02 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: and make mushroom tea or mix it with slurpees

3:02 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: slurpees really

3:02 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: i've never had shrooms

3:03 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: i am a bit afraid of them

3:03 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: i tried them once, when i was 14 or so

3:03 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: zzzzzz

3:04 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: my stomach ached and lights sort of trailed a lot

3:04 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: especially traffic lights

3:04 PM - farrah: what you doin in traffic

3:05 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: 14 y/o

3:05 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: driving obviously

3:05 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: http://i.imgur.com/N9sup.jpg

3:05 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: i told lain to stay out of my catnip

3:06 PM - maomaomao: had shrooms before

3:06 PM - maomaomao: just felt like weeds but a lot more tiring

3:06 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: you can look at traffic lights without being in a car

3:07 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: and without standing in the middle of the road 8)

3:07 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: yum yum talks about being high on shrooms

fistycats | 猫猫 disconnected.

3:15 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRZccJ1S6aw Fat Man Live 3-30-10 part 1 of 6

3:16 PM - Porkchop: lmao dokc

3:16 PM - Porkchop: dkc*

3:16 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: OH, DR PHIL'S ON!!!!!!!!!!!!

jony entered chat.

3:17 PM - Porkchop: LOL

3:17 PM - Porkchop: DR PHIL.

3:17 PM - Porkchop: extra chedda cheese

3:17 PM - jony: hey yesterday

3:17 PM - jony: my interbuts died

3:17 PM - jony: so then

3:17 PM - Porkchop: o

3:17 PM - jony: i went to sleep

3:18 PM - Porkchop: I need $20 for a couple of salads

3:18 PM - Porkchop: FUCK THA HEALTH FOOD

3:18 PM - Porkchop: AUGHAUHGUGHUHGA HEALTH FOOD AUHGUAHGUAHG DOLLARS AWWW YEAHHHH

3:18 PM - jony: that server was..

3:18 PM - Porkchop: Yeah

3:18 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: a bigass calzone for like twelve dollars AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH YEAAAAAAAHHH

3:18 PM - jony: i swear to god man that shit had some anti deadstop plugin or something

3:18 PM - jony: some super casual shit

3:18 PM - Lord Spiral: ted

3:18 PM - Lord Spiral: one of the pizza places around here

3:19 PM - jony: hunter would stop in my face for 2 seconds and then magically POUNCE on me when i would try deadstopping

3:19 PM - Porkchop: ^

3:19 PM - Lord Spiral: sells giant fried calzones for like 6 bucks or so

3:19 PM - jony: and lol

3:19 PM - jony: I was tank once

3:19 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: the pizza joint near my college campus did too

3:19 PM - jony: i was far away

3:19 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: shit was outrageous

3:19 PM - Porkchop: The sound of him breathing while he's eating

3:19 PM - Porkchop: what a turn on

3:19 PM - jony: when I wanted to reliase i had 800 health

3:19 PM - Porkchop: lol that server

3:19 PM - Porkchop: I only joined like

3:19 PM - jony: so i gave it to sklin

3:20 PM - Porkchop: the 2nd last map

3:20 PM - Porkchop: HARD PATH

3:20 PM - jony: its just

3:20 PM - jony: dumb

3:20 PM - jony: and audio casualraging on me!

3:20 PM - Porkchop: I like how he was like

3:20 PM - Porkchop: "GIVE ME A REASON WHY IT'S BAD, I DARE YOU"

3:20 PM - Porkchop: so I said "Give me a reason why it's so good?"

3:20 PM - Porkchop: and he just shut up

3:20 PM - Shidou Mariya: >order pizza

3:20 PM - Shidou Mariya: >lose wallet

3:20 PM - Shidou Mariya: FUCK

3:21 PM - Porkchop: Pizzaman delivers with his dick through it

3:21 PM - jony: you're in trouble son

3:21 PM - Porkchop: means you gotta pay for it

3:21 PM - Porkchop: mariya doin the pizzaman.avi

3:21 PM - Lord Spiral: I'm tempted to go grab a pizza now

3:21 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: awww yeah folks 6:00 time for a block of cheese......

3:21 PM - Porkchop: aww yeeuh

3:21 PM - Lord Spiral: I just hope it stays warm while I walk back

3:22 PM - maomaomao: so the wallet was lost as a result of ordering pizza or it was lost beofre you ordered it

3:22 PM - jony: he ordered pizza and lost his wallet

3:22 PM - jony: so he has to find it before the pizza arrives

3:22 PM - farrah: http://www.souljapoetry.com/

3:22 PM - maomaomao: if youre at home why not just find some cash lying around

3:22 PM - farrah: soulja boy poetry

3:22 PM - Lord Spiral: this new iron maiden CD is actually pretty decent

3:23 PM - Porkchop: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-DEp47cmA0

KazuCrash entered chat.

3:23 PM - Porkchop: aussie dossie

3:24 PM - Porkchop: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfxQIgj1AFA

3:24 PM - Porkchop: AUUUUGGHHH YEEEAHHH MOTHER FUCKERS

3:24 PM - Porkchop: *cough*

3:24 PM - maomaomao: FUCK THE WORLD

3:24 PM - maomaomao: IM RETIRED

3:24 PM - Shidou Mariya: my wallet was on my bed

3:24 PM - Shidou Mariya: i was sleeping with my money

3:24 PM - maomaomao: check under the bed

3:24 PM - Porkchop: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siYCug2qjkU

3:24 PM - maomaomao: under pillows

3:24 PM - maomaomao: take all sheets off bed

3:24 PM - Shidou Mariya: no i found it

3:25 PM - maomaomao: o  l o l

3:25 PM - maomaomao: goodjobu.wav

3:25 PM - jony: g r e a t

3:25 PM - Porkchop: it's not my tit my tit's pretty hot

3:25 PM - maomaomao: youre tempting me to order pizza

3:25 PM - maomaomao: i havent done so in my own home in...oh wait i never have

3:25 PM - maomaomao: ever

3:25 PM - Lord Spiral: same here mao

3:25 PM - Lord Spiral: about the getting pizza

3:25 PM - maomaomao: lol

3:25 PM - maomaomao: i dont think ive ever ordered delivery food to my own home

3:26 PM - Lord Spiral: fuck it

3:26 PM - Lord Spiral: I'm going

3:26 PM - Shidou Mariya: my car only has 30 miles of gas left

3:26 PM - Lord Spiral: YOU CAN'T STOP ME

3:26 PM - Shidou Mariya: and i'm too lazy to go fill it up

3:26 PM - Shidou Mariya: so i am getting delivery

3:26 PM - jony: i dont becuase I AM A POOR FUCK AND I KNOW IT COSTS MORE IF ITS DELIVERY

3:26 PM - Lord Spiral: I'M GOING TO GET THAT PIZZA

3:26 PM - Lord Spiral: bbl

3:26 PM - maomaomao: l o l

3:26 PM - maomaomao: im going to raid my fridge first

3:26 PM - Porkchop: aussiedossie

3:26 PM - maomaomao: we recently went to costco

3:26 PM - Porkchop: I'm having Spaghetti for dinner

3:26 PM - maomaomao: so we have fucktons of burritos and easyfoods

3:26 PM - Porkchop: AWWW YEAAAH FOLKS

3:27 PM - maomaomao: 64 pack of diet coke - 10$

3:27 PM - maomaomao: awyeah.wav

3:27 PM - Shidou Mariya: i hate diet soda

3:27 PM - Shidou Mariya: what few times i do drink soda it's certainly not diet

3:27 PM - Shidou Mariya: i drink dat tea and juice

3:28 PM - Porkchop: diet pop

3:28 PM - Porkchop: soda

3:28 PM - Porkchop: poop

3:29 PM - maomaomao: tea/diet pop

3:29 PM - maomaomao: all i do

3:29 PM - Porkchop: tea

3:29 PM - Porkchop: fuck yes

3:29 PM - Porkchop: Mao knows how it is

3:29 PM - maomaomao: green tea like a motherfucker

3:29 PM - Porkchop: green poop

3:29 PM - Shidou Mariya: i like juice the most but we never seem to have it

3:29 PM - Shidou Mariya: pomegranate juice is delicious

3:30 PM - maomaomao: jews

3:30 PM - maomaomao: mariya loves the juden

3:31 PM - maomaomao: orange jews

3:31 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: get those goddamn donations in auuuugh yeah

3:31 PM - jony: is there any other animu like gurren lagann

3:32 PM - jony: i know there are lots of mecha shit but i mean

3:32 PM - jony: as awesome as gurren lagann

3:32 PM - Porkchop: I'm awn your PSP FOLKS AWWW YEAHH I'M BACK

3:32 PM - Lain: I have platinumed all the smgs

3:32 PM - Lain: awww yeaaah

3:33 PM - Lain: well, all the Enginerd smgs

3:33 PM - Porkchop: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oyR9Pg7jH0

3:33 PM - Porkchop: "AWW MAN I NEED TO HAVE SEX"

3:33 PM - jony: god damn fatman

3:33 PM - KazuCrash: No

3:33 PM - Shidou Mariya: are you 50 yet lain?

3:33 PM - Lain: nah

3:34 PM - Lain: still 45

3:34 PM - Kinnokin: if lain played medic as much as he played engineer

Captain Yukkuri disconnected.

3:34 PM - Kinnokin: he'd have enough xp to hit 50 3 times

3:34 PM - maomaomao: people play bfbc2

3:34 PM - maomaomao: myface

3:34 PM - Porkchop: aussiedossie

3:34 PM - maomaomao: nojks i should play it more often

3:35 PM - Shidou Mariya: it's not bad i just have gotten into other stuff now

3:35 PM - maomaomao: ^

3:35 PM - Shidou Mariya: i might play if it was more than just two people

3:35 PM - Shidou Mariya: i still have it installed

3:35 PM - Shidou Mariya: unlike l4d2

3:35 PM - Porkchop: lolol

3:35 PM - Porkchop: Every game we end up playing dies out

3:35 PM - Sniper Wolf (Natalia): :I

3:35 PM - Porkchop: TF2

3:35 PM - Porkchop: BC2ish

3:36 PM - Shidou Mariya: sorry about bothering you to be able to forcematch and then like

3:36 PM - Porkchop: L4D2 is starting to die because everyone is a fag

3:36 PM - Shidou Mariya: uninstalling the next day

3:36 PM - Shidou Mariya: lol

3:36 PM - Porkchop: It's fine

3:36 PM - Kinnokin: I can't blame l4d2 dying out

3:36 PM - Kinnokin: because versus is gay

3:36 PM - Porkchop: BC2 must be gay too since it's dying out!!!!!

3:36 PM - Porkchop: Versus isn't gay

3:36 PM - Porkchop: the people who play it are gay

3:36 PM - Porkchop: well most of them

3:36 PM - jony: you unistallin cuz dem fags be forcin u to play with dem medkits dats y

3:36 PM - Kinnokin: which incidentally makes the mode itself gay

3:36 PM - Porkchop: Let's ask someone to do something aand then whine about it for an hour!!!!!!

3:37 PM - Porkchop: oh wait no days

3:37 PM - Shidou Mariya: part of the problem is that azorae m1 sklin and venn do their own thing in l4d1 now instead

3:37 PM - Porkchop: Yeah

3:37 PM - Porkchop: Well, Azorae and M1 uninstalled

3:37 PM - Porkchop: M1 just reinstalled recently

3:37 PM - Porkchop: Azorae won't until next DLC

3:37 PM - maomaomao: theyre both fine games just no one wants to play without brosd

3:38 PM - Porkchop: I don't blame them

3:38 PM - jony: sklin plays l4d1?

3:38 PM - Porkchop: game is worse with pubs

3:38 PM - Porkchop: Nah I don't think sklin does

3:38 PM - jony: and i have seen them only playing campaign expert

3:38 PM - Porkchop: I usually play with Azorae, M1 and venn

3:38 PM - Kinnokin: so what game is going to be our next flavor of the month

3:38 PM - Porkchop: Dunno something bad

3:38 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: minecraft

3:38 PM - Porkchop: Worms seems perfect right now

3:38 PM - Porkchop: just for casual shit

3:38 PM - Porkchop: Like we don't overplay it

3:38 PM - jony: ALIEN SWARM!!!

3:38 PM - Porkchop: and just play it once in a while

3:38 PM - jony: that only lasted a week or two

3:38 PM - Shidou Mariya: alien swarm needs more than one map!!!!

3:39 PM - Kinnokin: ^

3:39 PM - Shidou Mariya: i love that game but one map is so dumb

3:39 PM - Porkchop: ^

3:39 PM - Porkchop: All the hype died because Valve didn't push it for customization enough

3:39 PM - Porkchop: I mean, they made it really open

3:39 PM - jony: INIFNITYY BIKKU BANGG STORMMMMMM

3:39 PM - KazuCrash: Seems about right

3:39 PM - Porkchop: but they only pushed out like... two updates for it.

3:39 PM - Porkchop: The first was a fix

3:39 PM - Porkchop: the second was just to make it live

3:39 PM - Porkchop: STARS

3:39 PM - Shidou Mariya: i suppose we could try the new difficulty level

3:40 PM - jony: WHY do they keep playing css

3:40 PM - Shidou Mariya: inb4 100 tries on residential

3:40 PM - jony: god damn

3:40 PM - SneakyCanuck: do brutal

3:40 PM - Porkchop: nb4 porkchop

3:40 PM - KazuCrash: They?

3:40 PM - jony: the mumble people

3:40 PM - SneakyCanuck: I play it because 1500 ping

3:40 PM - Porkchop: Well see

3:40 PM - KazuCrash: Oh

3:40 PM - Porkchop: It's not even difficulty

3:40 PM - KazuCrash: Because it's kinda fun

3:40 PM - Kinnokin: css is fun with bros

3:40 PM - Kinnokin: unlike l4d2

3:40 PM - Porkchop: Going up one difficulty doesn't make it any more fun, it's just a cheap way of making the game seem more alive

3:40 PM - KazuCrash: Pretty much

3:40 PM - jony: any game is fun with bros

3:40 PM - Porkchop: CSS would be fun with bros

3:40 PM - Porkchop: if all of them weren't babies about shit

3:40 PM - Porkchop: I mean

3:40 PM - Porkchop: L4D2*

3:41 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: storm the front

3:41 PM - Porkchop: None of them are satisfied, no matter what you do

Ｓlick disconnected.

3:41 PM - Porkchop: storm the front

3:41 PM - Porkchop: can you please stop voice spamming!!!

3:41 PM - jony: i said this before but if i was you i would just enforce the most fucking serious comp fag in the planet and tell them to deal with it

3:41 PM - jony: config

3:41 PM - Porkchop: And then no one would play

3:41 PM - KazuCrash: CSS is fun with bros, but can be very disheartening when you're not doing so well for the team

3:41 PM - jony: 8)

3:41 PM - Porkchop: Because Audio and Zero would never shut up about it

3:42 PM - KazuCrash: Like, if you're the last person alive and you make a mistake

3:42 PM - Porkchop: You're not doing well because you're making yourself think you're bad

3:42 PM - Shidou Mariya: they play on zombotique now anyway

3:42 PM - Porkchop: OH MAYBE YOU SHOULD LEAVE ME

3:42 PM - KazuCrash: But I AM bad!

3:42 PM - Shidou Mariya: with a gun that has no recoil

3:42 PM - Shidou Mariya: and an awp

3:42 PM - Porkchop: And that's why.

3:42 PM - jony: lmao

3:42 PM - KazuCrash: I mean, my favourite guns are the auto shotty and auto rifle

3:42 PM - KazuCrash: Baby guns

3:42 PM - SneakyCanuck: who cares

3:42 PM - Porkchop: Which Gun has no recoil mariya?

3:42 PM - Sniper Wolf (Natalia): http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/739900/b

3:42 PM - Shidou Mariya: the sig552

Ｓlick entered chat.

3:42 PM - Porkchop: lol

3:43 PM - Porkchop: CSS weapons are pretty bad

3:43 PM - jony: oh yeah

3:43 PM - Porkchop: That server is bad in general

3:43 PM - jony: the awp is just like

3:43 PM - Porkchop: Even though Mango gave sklin and I admin for no reason on it :|

3:43 PM - jony: its useless but it has a nice damage output

3:43 PM - jony: its bad for hordes too

3:43 PM - Shidou Mariya: where the fuck is my pizza

3:43 PM - Porkchop: right here

3:43 PM - Porkchop: grabs dick

3:43 PM - Porkchop: do you want it

3:44 PM - Shidou Mariya: ghey

3:44 PM - jony: i think he is hungry

3:44 PM - Porkchop: :'(

3:44 PM - maomaomao: l o l

3:44 PM - jony: he is not looking for a laugh

3:44 PM - jony: so

3:45 PM - Porkchop: No but really

3:45 PM - Porkchop: 1 or 2 people will always ruin the experience

3:45 PM - Porkchop: and it really sucks because everyone stops playing

3:45 PM - Porkchop: venn stopped playing because of it

3:45 PM - jony: if they were compfags we would have more fun

3:45 PM - Porkchop: M1 and Azorae did too, also because somethign else

3:45 PM - Porkchop: They don't have to be compfags

3:45 PM - Porkchop: They just have to stop being so selfish about it

3:45 PM - jony: if they werent casuals

3:45 PM - Porkchop: They refuse to play it, yet they force everyone to play their way

3:46 PM - Porkchop: Mix and match

3:46 PM - jony: i remember on that match

3:46 PM - jony: kanau is dead

3:46 PM - jony: confogl is on? *suicides*

3:46 PM - Porkchop: Yeah

3:46 PM - Shidou Mariya: that match was fine except the goddamn start and misdiagnosed being one of the stupidest people alive

3:46 PM - Porkchop: He kills himself, Kanau and Audio whine until I turn confogl config off

3:46 PM - Porkchop: So I quit

3:47 PM - Porkchop: l o l

3:47 PM - Shidou Mariya: he spawned in the portapotty at the finale

3:47 PM - Shidou Mariya: and couldnt open it

3:47 PM - Shidou Mariya: so we were down an infected the whole finale

3:47 PM - jony: not really i killed him

3:47 PM - Shidou Mariya: oh

3:47 PM - Porkchop: He could have scratched it open

3:47 PM - Porkchop: lol.

3:48 PM - Shidou Mariya: he was in there a fucking long time

3:48 PM - jony: lol pork

3:48 PM - jony: you know that trick with the tank

3:48 PM - jony: the one where you can throw rocks while jumping

3:48 PM - Porkchop: Yeah

3:48 PM - jony: i was tank and like fell from a high place doing the grabbin rock animation

3:48 PM - jony: they all go like what the effff

3:49 PM - jony: david blaine styleee

3:49 PM - Porkchop: what the efff

3:50 PM - jony: then my rock missed they used the grenade launcher and awps on me and then lost 3000 HP in 5 seconds

3:50 PM - Porkchop: lol.

fistycats | 猫猫 entered chat.

3:51 PM - KazuCrash: Hello fisty.

3:51 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: http://i.imgur.com/UBTa4.jpg

3:51 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: hallo

3:51 PM - Porkchop: What in the fuck

3:51 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: sup

3:51 PM - jony: dude

3:51 PM - Porkchop: I'm actually

3:51 PM - Porkchop: Scared

3:51 PM - Porkchop: What.

3:51 PM - KazuCrash: How was visiting your parents like last night?

3:51 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: meh, dodgers lost

3:51 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: still there atm

3:52 PM - KazuCrash: I thought you were watching a movie

farrah has changed their name to fera.

3:52 PM - Porkchop: Fisty what the fuck is this.

3:52 PM - Porkchop: Nope.

3:52 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: confogl?

3:52 PM - KazuCrash: This...thing

3:52 PM - KazuCrash: I'm going to cry

3:52 PM - Porkchop: kills self at start of match

3:52 PM - KazuCrash: Fuck, I thought I was ugly

Captain Yukkuri entered chat.

3:54 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: can we rename headshot radio "Gay Teddy's Tenderloin Thunderdome: 32 man server Instant Respawn HLstatsX NO AWP"

3:54 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: pork self portrait

3:54 PM - Porkchop: n o

3:54 PM - KazuCrash: 32 players?

3:55 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: i think 32 man instant respawn css is the future of professional gaming

3:56 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: http://i.imgur.com/ZDmRG.jpg

3:56 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: the K is for Kazu

3:56 PM - Porkchop: lol white kids

3:56 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: why do wiggers always have terrible facial hair

3:56 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: all wiggers have that shitty thin baby mustache regardless of age

3:57 PM - Porkchop: ^

3:57 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: like, they could be a grown-ass man

3:57 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: thirty fucking years old

3:57 PM - Porkchop: LOL yes

3:57 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: and they can't grow fucking facial hair

3:58 PM - Kinnokin: maybe because wiggers are inbred

3:58 PM - KazuCrash: ...

3:58 PM - maomaomao: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61UHUxCOxME

3:58 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: i think that has to be the explanation

3:58 PM - KazuCrash: Please stop defiling me

3:58 PM - KazuCrash: It's really pissing me off

3:58 PM - Porkchop: Oh look Kazu making it about himself again.

3:58 PM - Porkchop: Nothing new here folks go back to chatting.

3:58 PM - KazuCrash: Of course I am

3:58 PM - KazuCrash: I was mentioned, after all

3:59 PM - maomaomao: are you a wigger

3:59 PM - Porkchop: ^

3:59 PM - KazuCrash: Uh, no

3:59 PM - KazuCrash: I'm a half breed

3:59 PM - KazuCrash: Nothing like that

3:59 PM - Porkchop: Settle down there Inuyasha

3:59 PM - Shidou Mariya: kazu is as pure as a snowflake

4:00 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: well then you have a leg up on the honkey with a gat posing next to mom's vacuum

4:00 PM - maomaomao: i feel like such a boss

4:00 PM - maomaomao: saveda bowl of rice

4:00 PM - maomaomao: by making fried rice

4:00 PM - maomaomao: with left over salmon

4:00 PM - Porkchop: Is it a good bowl of rice

4:00 PM - maomaomao: and some egg

4:00 PM - maomaomao: yes

4:00 PM - Porkchop: That is good.

4:00 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: r i c e

4:01 PM - KazuCrash: Who the FUCK are you calling Inuyasha?

4:01 PM - Porkchop: You.

4:01 PM - maomaomao: wataaboss

4:01 PM - Shidou Mariya: its been 30 mins since my pizza was supposed to come and still no pizza this is an outrage

4:01 PM - maomaomao: dont tip the pizza guy

4:01 PM - maomaomao: fuck em

4:01 PM - Shidou Mariya: i'm never ordering delivery again

4:01 PM - maomaomao: lol

4:01 PM - KazuCrash: Jesus fuck, why do I like you again, Pork?

4:01 PM - maomaomao: at a buds house we order dominoes at like 3 am

4:01 PM - Kinnokin: people are supposed to tip the pizza guy?

4:02 PM - maomaomao: the dominoes is like, literally one block down form his house

4:02 PM - maomaomao: but we cant go pickup because walk out service closes at 10

4:02 PM - maomaomao: so when the guy delivers the first time i tipped him 1 dollar

4:02 PM - maomaomao: he was like wtf lol thx

4:02 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: lol

4:02 PM - Porkchop: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIt_hedcBTc

4:02 PM - Porkchop: ^_^

4:03 PM - Kinnokin: I don't believe in tipping

4:03 PM - Kinnokin: fuckit

4:03 PM - Porkchop: I gave the pizza guy 30 the other day

4:03 PM - Porkchop: and said keep the change

4:03 PM - Porkchop: he was so happy

4:04 PM - Kinnokin: was he aware that there are no such things as a 30 dollar bill

4:04 PM - KazuCrash: That's awfully nice of you

4:04 PM - Porkchop: Didn't say there was!!!!!!!!!

4:04 PM - Porkchop: anyway

4:04 PM - Porkchop: shit forgot

4:04 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: i didn't tip the pizza guy and then he pulled a gun on me so then it had to be some shit

4:04 PM - fera: > I buy 6 month agod paper show me on @ adomo 730 dollas  do you want to see paper if you want 550 not like mine bro

4:05 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: long story short, i got pizza for free

4:05 PM - fera: >I know on cl fakes chip but not mine lens i  can spent to have the quality not chip shit guy bro

4:05 PM - fera: i don't know what he's tryng to say

4:05 PM - Porkchop: 6 month agod paper

4:05 PM - Shidou Mariya: i called the pizza place

4:05 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: that'll teach him to step to me like he's some sort of baller

4:05 PM - KazuCrash: ...

4:05 PM - Shidou Mariya: the person who picked up the call i heard yelling after i told them i didn't get my pizza yet

4:05 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: now he's ballin...in hell...

4:05 PM - Shidou Mariya: iced that driver

4:06 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: PUT THAT KID ON WAX

4:06 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: FUCK OUTTA HERE NIGGGA

4:06 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: http://i.imgur.com/XzYfy.jpg

4:06 PM - fera: lemme tell you how we'll fend to get paid

we gon' order pizza and when we see the driver

we gon' stick the 25 up in his face, let's ride

steppin' outside like warriors into the notorious southside

one weapon to the four of us, hidin' in the corridor

til' we see the dominoes car headlights

white boy in the wrong place at the right time

soon as the car door open up he mine

we roll up quick and put the pistol to his nose

by the look on his face he probly shitted in his clothes

you know what this is a stick up

gimme the dough, from the pick up

you ran into the wrong niggas

we runnin down the block hot with these pizza boxes

so we split up and met back at the apartment

4:07 PM - Kinnokin: the people who deliver to my place are morons and don't deserve a tip!

4:07 PM - Porkchop: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrsjxiBh5Tw

4:07 PM - Porkchop: "Who's that?"

4:07 PM - Porkchop: "Halo."

4:07 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: mormons?

4:07 PM - Kinnokin: they ring the doorbell, then instantly proceed to knock really loudly

4:07 PM - Kinnokin: I hear the doorbell, you don't need to break my door down, assfucl

4:08 PM - Kinnokin: and then half of them don't know how to use the doorway debit machine

4:08 PM - Kinnokin: and they hold the door wide open when there are tons of mosquitoes outside

4:08 PM - Kinnokin: it makes me so mad!

4:08 PM - fera: i want that ass man shirt

4:09 PM - Shidou Mariya: >doorway debit machine

4:09 PM - Shidou Mariya: what

4:09 PM - Kinnokin: I'm so badass and cold, sometimes I don't even give them a "thank-you"

4:09 PM - Kinnokin smug

4:09 PM - KazuCrash: ...

4:09 PM - KazuCrash: I'm scared

4:09 PM - Kinnokin: yeah mariya

4:09 PM - Porkchop: Reacharound wally

4:09 PM - Kinnokin: it's this little machine thing that uses my bank card

4:10 PM - fera: REACHAROUND WALLY

4:10 PM - Shidou Mariya: oh i'm dumb nevermind

fistycats | 猫猫 disconnected.

4:10 PM - Porkchop: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdWnNgTLbKw

4:10 PM - Porkchop: Kwazi what are you doing

4:11 PM - KazuCrash: PC Master Race?

4:12 PM - maomaomao: enjoying your pizza mariya

4:12 PM - Shidou Mariya: no because it's not here yet!

4:12 PM - maomaomao: l o l

4:12 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: what kind of pizza is it

4:12 PM - maomaomao: in the time you were waiting for pizza i made glorious leftover breakfast

4:12 PM - maomaomao: ate it

4:12 PM - Shidou Mariya: pepperoni and sliced tomato

4:12 PM - maomaomao: cleaned up

4:13 PM - KazuCrash: >Shows a pic of Master Chief, everyone gets it

4:13 PM - KazuCrash: >Shows a pic of Nelson Mandela, no one gets it

4:13 PM - KazuCrash: :I

fistycats | 猫猫 entered chat.

4:14 PM - KazuCrash: Even worse...

4:14 PM - KazuCrash: >Everyone says old Obama

4:14 PM - Kinnokin: hahah

4:14 PM - KazuCrash: So no one knows what their own president looks like

4:14 PM - KazuCrash: What a shame

4:14 PM - Kinnokin: he's black

4:15 PM - KazuCrash: Pretty much

4:16 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: obama is an uncle tom, mandela is an uncle tom, weezy for president

4:17 PM - Porkchop: Uncle Ben

4:17 PM - KazuCrash: I FUCKING LOVE RICE

4:18 PM - KazuCrash: In fact, I'm taking a big bag with me to college tomorrow

4:20 PM - Lord Spiral: back

4:20 PM - KazuCrash: Welcome

4:20 PM - Lord Spiral: with delicious pizza

4:20 PM - Shidou Mariya: what the fuck you ordered yours after me

4:20 PM - Shidou Mariya: fuckthisplace

4:20 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: my friend went to protest in oakland during the presidential elections with a sign that said 'yes obama is black enough'

4:20 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: she an angry woman of color

4:20 PM - Porkchop: Ahaha

4:20 PM - Lord Spiral: I actually walked there, ordered, and walked back

4:20 PM - Lord Spiral: lol

4:21 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: n1 spiral

4:21 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: is it good

4:21 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: where is it from

4:21 PM - Lord Spiral: it is awesome

4:21 PM - Lord Spiral: Sergi's

4:21 PM - Lord Spiral: small chain

4:21 PM - Lord Spiral: like

4:21 PM - Lord Spiral: two locations

4:21 PM - Lord Spiral: it's a meat-lovers

4:22 PM - Lord Spiral: they actually put most of the meat under the cheese

4:22 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: pizza margherita is king of pizzas

4:23 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: http://yourmindblown.com/funfacts/8

4:23 PM - KazuCrash: Oh shit

4:23 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: i like when the meat is partly covered by the cheese

4:24 PM - Porkchop: I'll cover your meat in cheese

4:24 PM - KazuCrash: Oh, that's a good one

4:24 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: not enough cheese in the world

4:24 PM - Porkchop: o

4:24 PM - Porkchop: ok

4:24 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: http://i.imgur.com/dcl6H.jpg

4:24 PM - Porkchop: lol

4:26 PM - KazuCrash: That finger...

4:26 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: that old man is full of piss and vinegar

Ͽ۩ 1337 ҜʀƸϢ ۩ϾxXxChu†neyƦeᴹᴉxX entered chat.

4:26 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: http://i.imgur.com/wH1qC.jpg

4:27 PM - fera: >Hey if you have woman we deal too bro

4:27 PM - fera: WHAT THE FUCK IS HE TRYING TO DO

4:27 PM - fera: cl is fucking weird

4:27 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/Apparel/TShirts/FU-Rage-Meme-TShirt-175102.jsp

4:27 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: trying to sell you sex

4:28 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: yeah ted they got the fffuuuuu wrong too

4:28 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: 4chan garbage turned into hot topic shirt

4:28 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: a match made in heaven

4:28 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: two terrible things together at last

4:29 PM - fera: here's the story so far

4:29 PM - fera: he says 600

4:29 PM - fera: i don't reply for a while, he says what price you want i need money

4:29 PM - fera: i say 500, he doesn't reply for a while

4:29 PM - fera: i say 550

4:29 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: lmao

4:29 PM - fera: he says 2:04 PM - fera: > I buy 6 month agod paper show me on @ adomo 730 dollas  do you want to see paper if you want 550 not like mine bro

2:05 PM - fera: >I know on cl fakes chip but not mine lens i  can spent to have the quality not chip shit guy bro

4:29 PM - fera: i say 580

4:30 PM - fera: he says 600 meet right now south

4:30 PM - fera: then he says Hey if you have woman we deal too bro

4:30 PM - fera: fucking fobs

4:30 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: http://i.imgur.com/QeD5E.jpg

4:30 PM - KazuCrash: I hope I don't run into meme-spewing faggots at school

4:30 PM - fera: you will kazu

4:31 PM - fera: you gotta be strong

4:31 PM - KazuCrash: ;_;

4:31 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: bascially avoid anyone who's ever looked at a 4chan

4:31 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: ever

4:31 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: you will encounter someone

4:31 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: because they're literally human garbage

4:31 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: who will own a guy fawkes mask]

4:31 PM - KazuCrash: I already did at Anime North

4:31 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: they will try to be your friend

4:31 PM - KazuCrash: I was p.mad

4:31 PM - KazuCrash: Oh lord no

4:32 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: see, 4chan adopted the guy fawked mask and ruined it

4:32 PM - KazuCrash: I'm already going in with the attitude that I won't make friends

4:32 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: just like everything else they touch

4:32 PM - fera: make friends with hot girls

4:32 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: *awkes

4:32 PM - KazuCrash: It's a double-edged sword, really

4:32 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: *fawkes

4:32 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: *rfdfdksf

jony disconnected.

4:32 PM - fera: get all their fuckin numbers

4:32 PM - fera: befriend them

4:32 PM - KazuCrash: No

4:32 PM - KazuCrash: That won't work

4:33 PM - fera: and live the life kazu

4:33 PM - Lord Spiral: ate half my pizza

4:33 PM - KazuCrash: I'm not good enough to talk to girls

4:33 PM - Lord Spiral: am stuffed

4:33 PM - KazuCrash: I don't give a shit about relations anymore

4:33 PM - Lord Spiral: so totally worth 13.80

4:33 PM - fera: i'm a self diagnosed aspy

4:33 PM - fera: and i fucked a bitch

4:34 PM - Porkchop: epik raid ftw /b/rothers

4:34 PM - KazuCrash: I'm not self diagnosed

4:34 PM - KazuCrash: I was diagnosed by a doctor before I entered grade 9

4:34 PM - fera: and you're gonna fuck a bitch

4:34 PM - Porkchop: fera

4:34 PM - Porkchop: if you have woman we deal too bro

4:34 PM - fera: FUCK YOU

4:34 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: two

4:34 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: chicks

4:34 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: at

4:34 PM - fera: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

4:34 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: the

4:34 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: same

4:34 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: time

4:34 PM - fera: does he want me to bring a girl?

4:34 PM - fera: will it lower the price?

4:34 PM - Shidou Mariya: holy shit i think it is time to watch office space

4:34 PM - fera: i have no more girlfriends now that friend zone is gone

M. Yura disconnected.

4:35 PM - Porkchop: Maybe

4:35 PM - fera: she is the only friend i had that was a girl

4:35 PM - KazuCrash: You know, I want a pizza now

4:35 PM - Porkchop: If you give him a girl

4:35 PM - Porkchop: He'll give you want you want

4:35 PM - KazuCrash: want you want

4:35 PM - fera: want you want

4:35 PM - KazuCrash: want

4:35 PM - KazuCrash: you

4:35 PM - KazuCrash: want

4:35 PM - Porkchop: if you have woman we deal too bro

4:35 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: I think it's like

M. Yura entered chat.

4:35 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: trade sex for this shit

4:35 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: if you have woman we deal too bro

4:36 PM - Porkchop: Jerel Guerrero  swear to god, if this guy is one of you, i'm gonna eat your intestines

4:36 PM - Porkchop: what is this haggle shit you're always talking about fera

4:36 PM - Porkchop: wtf

4:37 PM - fera: it's my team of hagglers

4:37 PM - fera: since i can't do it

4:37 PM - Porkchop: http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs020.snc4/34365_1364199351064_1414027395_31024116_6479573_n.jpg

4:37 PM - Ͽ۩ 1337 ҜʀƸϢ ۩ϾxXxChu†neyƦeᴹᴉxX: what are you hagglin?

4:37 PM - fera: craigslist

4:37 PM - fera: this fob is fucking difficult

4:37 PM - fera: hard mode

4:37 PM - Ͽ۩ 1337 ҜʀƸϢ ۩ϾxXxChu†neyƦeᴹᴉxX: for what?

im such a kwazi imouto entered chat.

4:37 PM - fera: camera lens

4:37 PM - Ͽ۩ 1337 ҜʀƸϢ ۩ϾxXxChu†neyƦeᴹᴉxX: ohhh

4:37 PM - Ͽ۩ 1337 ҜʀƸϢ ۩ϾxXxChu†neyƦeᴹᴉxX: used?

4:37 PM - KazuCrash: Who is this fellow, Pork?

4:37 PM - Porkchop: me

4:37 PM - fera: yes

4:37 PM - Ͽ۩ 1337 ҜʀƸϢ ۩ϾxXxChu†neyƦeᴹᴉxX: fera

4:38 PM - fera: kazu it is i

4:38 PM - fera: the leaning fera

4:38 PM - KazuCrash: I don't know who to believe

4:38 PM - Shidou Mariya: yeah pork is on the jungle gym you just can't see him

4:38 PM - fera: pork has no friends to take pictures of him

4:38 PM - fera: now do you believe me

4:38 PM - Porkchop: ok ty

4:38 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: tell that fob to go back to africa

4:38 PM - KazuCrash: I guess so

4:38 PM - Ͽ۩ 1337 ҜʀƸϢ ۩ϾxXxChu†neyƦeᴹᴉxX: so he's nigerian?

4:38 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: 8)

4:38 PM - fera: nah he's chinese or vietnamese or some shit

4:39 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: tell him to go back to africa anyway

4:39 PM - fera: he's aggressive as fuck too

4:39 PM - KazuCrash: But how does Pork have your picture in a Facebook URL?

4:39 PM - fera: we are fb friendz

4:39 PM - Porkchop: i wanna be irl frienz..

4:39 PM - KazuCrash: I thought Pork was against Facebook

4:39 PM - fera: no he plays farmville and frontierville and shit

4:39 PM - Porkchop: ^

4:39 PM - fera: and he buys facebook cards

4:40 PM - Porkchop: ^^^^

4:40 PM - KazuCrash: I don't know shit about Porkchop

4:41 PM - Shidou Mariya: i don't remember you swearing so much kazu

4:41 PM - Shidou Mariya: what happened to you

4:41 PM - Shidou Mariya: you used to be so nice

4:41 PM - KazuCrash: I always sw-

4:41 PM - KazuCrash: ;_;

4:41 PM - KazuCrash: I always swear a lot in Mumble

4:41 PM - KazuCrash: My mother gets quite irritated by it, too

4:41 PM - fera: i remember when kazu used to play in his lawn

4:41 PM - KazuCrash: Nope

4:41 PM - Raijin the timecat: http://www.wimp.com/boredman/

4:41 PM - KazuCrash: I stayed in the house, playing Mega Man X

4:42 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/

4:42 PM - KazuCrash: What has science done?!

4:42 PM - Porkchop: Arbdude

4:42 PM - Porkchop: lmao

4:42 PM - Porkchop: http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/images/fused/24.74.png

4:43 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/?one=18&two=58

4:43 PM - Porkchop: smug

4:43 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: wardude is pretty intense

4:43 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/?one=8&two=74

4:44 PM - Shidou Mariya: i was kidding kazu

4:44 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/?one=19&two=20

4:44 PM - Shidou Mariya: inb4 why is everyone so mean to me

4:44 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: waaaardude

4:44 PM - KazuCrash: You're not helping ;_;

4:44 PM - Porkchop: lmao wardude

4:44 PM - KazuCrash: Wardude has the face of an old man

4:45 PM - fera: Hey if you have woman we deal too bro

4:45 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/images/fused/12.57.png

4:45 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: butterape

4:45 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: lol butterape

4:45 PM - Porkchop: we deal too bro

4:46 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: lol warbell

4:46 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/?one=8&two=70

4:47 PM - KazuCrash: Jesus fuck

4:47 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/?one=73&two=65

4:48 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: the swap of that is good too

4:48 PM - Lord Spiral: http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/?one=73&two=65

4:49 PM - Lord Spiral: http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/?one=19&two=20

4:50 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: holiday in china

4:50 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: http://i.imgur.com/UqcGC.jpg

Sniper Wolf (Natalia) is now playing Garry's Mod. Click here to join.

4:51 PM - Porkchop: holky fuk thats a lot of chinamans!!

Sniper Wolf (Natalia) is now playing Garry's Mod. Click here to join.

Sniper Wolf (Natalia) is now playing Garry's Mod. Click here to join.

4:51 PM - SneakyCanuck: hopy shit

4:51 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: OHHOKLYFUCK

4:51 PM - Raijin the timecat: aaaaaaaa

4:51 PM - Raijin the timecat: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/64/Dualite.jpg

4:51 PM - Raijin the timecat: someone explain this

4:52 PM - Porkchop: o ok

4:52 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: China, you're not just a country; Urination!

4:52 PM - Raijin the timecat: all i see is a cylinder in the middle

4:52 PM - Porkchop: Shape of side is square

4:52 PM - Porkchop: shape of inside is circle

4:52 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: the shape on the wall

4:52 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: is the shadow

4:52 PM - Porkchop: also perspective

4:52 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: of the cylinder

4:52 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: seen from that angle

4:52 PM - Raijin the timecat: k so how do i see a square

4:52 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: a cylinder seen side-on looks like a square

4:52 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: in 2d

4:52 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: ^

4:52 PM - Raijin the timecat: oh

4:52 PM - Sniper Wolf (Natalia): :I

4:53 PM - Raijin the timecat: that makes senes

4:53 PM - Porkchop: look at this

KazuCrash left chat.

4:53 PM - Porkchop: sniper fag

4:54 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: :l

4:54 PM - Ͽ۩ 1337 ҜʀƸϢ ۩ϾxXxChu†neyƦeᴹᴉxX: http://i.imgur.com/YYQgq.jpg

4:54 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: lol corona

4:54 PM - Ͽ۩ 1337 ҜʀƸϢ ۩ϾxXxChu†neyƦeᴹᴉxX: dem floppys

4:55 PM - Shidou Mariya: he's pointing 2 guns at himself

4:56 PM - Lord Spiral: oh god

4:56 PM - Lord Spiral: pokemon fusion

4:56 PM - Lord Spiral: victreebell makes for the best fusion material

5:03 PM - fera: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UPhjzt2Feo

5:03 PM - fera: i feel ashamed for going to school with them

5:03 PM - Porkchop: that's me irl

5:03 PM - Porkchop: how did you find that

5:04 PM - fera: cuz i gogle porkhop

5:04 PM - Porkchop: o ok ty my godo firend

5:04 PM - fera: Hey you have woman we deal too bro

5:04 PM - Porkchop: ^

5:05 PM - fera: how does fob know bro

5:05 PM - fera: he even called me guy bro once

5:05 PM - Ͽ۩ 1337 ҜʀƸϢ ۩ϾxXxChu†neyƦeᴹᴉxX: lol

5:05 PM - Ͽ۩ 1337 ҜʀƸϢ ۩ϾxXxChu†neyƦeᴹᴉxX: ty bow

5:08 PM - fera: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpHUhSRfRFM

5:08 PM - fera: oh god how did i get in video

5:08 PM - Porkchop: NICE HAIR FAGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5:09 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: xD

5:09 PM - Lord Spiral: where are you in it, fera?

5:09 PM - fera: diamond shirt

5:09 PM - Kinnokin: FIRE ALARM FIRE ALARM FIRE ALARM FIRE ALARM FIRE ALARM FIRE ALARM FIRE ALARM FIRE ALARM FIRE ALARM FIRE ALARM FIRE ALARM

5:09 PM - Kinnokin: + brown people

5:09 PM - Lord Spiral: with the fitted and glasses?

5:09 PM - fera: yes

5:09 PM - Porkchop: lmao

5:10 PM - Porkchop: one white guy

5:10 PM - Porkchop: there's always one white guy

5:10 PM - Porkchop: Also that girl at the beginning

5:10 PM - Porkchop: nice jaw!!

5:10 PM - fera: i didn't even know what was going on

5:10 PM - fera: i just went over there cause i had no friends

5:10 PM - Porkchop: sounds about rite!

5:11 PM - fera: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpHUhSRfRFM

5:11 PM - fera: oops

5:11 PM - fera: Hey if you have woman we deal too bro

5:12 PM - Porkchop: ^ ^

5:12 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: pork deals in females

5:13 PM - fera: i just want to see this guy now

5:13 PM - fera: is he young? is he old? is he fobby?

5:13 PM - fera: why he say Hey if you have woman we deal too bro

5:14 PM - Lain: Go to homedepot

5:14 PM - Lain: they have no drills

5:14 PM - Lain: wat

5:14 PM - Lain: wat

5:14 PM - fera: qR

5:14 PM - fera: er

5:14 PM - fera: wat

5:15 PM - Porkchop: ok ty

Sklin entered chat.

5:20 PM - Porkchop: Hello Sklin

5:21 PM - Sklin: hi

5:21 PM - Sklin: going to get cat food willu hold my spot

5:21 PM - Porkchop: ok yes

5:23 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eExZbSx-6L0

5:26 PM - Porkchop: LOL

5:26 PM - Porkchop: dis is rock and roll

5:26 PM - Porkchop: *goes nuts8

5:30 PM - fera: HAHAHAHAHHAHA

5:30 PM - fera: HAHA

5:30 PM - fera: >If you hook me up with your lady we can deal are you amried

5:30 PM - Porkchop: LOL

5:30 PM - fera: so he is looking for sex

5:30 PM - fera: is this illegal

5:30 PM - Porkchop: AMRIED

5:30 PM - fera: i want to bust this guy

5:30 PM - Porkchop: yo

5:30 PM - Porkchop: are you amried

KazuCrash entered chat.

5:32 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: al like

5:32 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: er

5:32 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: what the negroe am i typing

5:32 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: my sister is hilarious

5:32 PM - Porkchop: really

5:32 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: she was cleaning her closet

5:33 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: and pulled out our old collection of pogs

5:33 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: lol pogs

5:33 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: 90s

5:33 PM - Porkchop: Fuckin pogs bro

5:33 PM - Porkchop: aw shit

5:33 PM - M. Yura: eat pogs

5:33 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: man like

5:33 PM - M. Yura: gain their power

5:33 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: 8 canisters of pogs

5:33 PM - fera: SLAMMER POWER

5:33 PM - Porkchop: Fuck those pog canisters

5:33 PM - Porkchop: aww yeah

5:33 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: i should challenge her to pogs tonight

5:33 PM - Porkchop: do it

5:33 PM - KazuCrash: I used to use a pog as a pick for guitar and bass

5:34 PM - Porkchop: crazy bones

5:34 PM - Porkchop: 8)

5:34 PM - M. Yura: crazy boners

5:34 PM - Porkchop: ^

5:34 PM - M. Yura: *)

5:35 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: Aquifers man

5:35 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: fucking everywhere

5:35 PM - Porkchop: Why is Aquafina gross

5:35 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: http://i.imgur.com/tNMZg.png

5:35 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: what the negroe

5:35 PM - Porkchop: lol wat

5:35 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: your generation

5:35 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: is wack

5:35 PM - Porkchop: what the hell is this

5:35 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: ted not included

5:35 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: I dont fucking get it either

5:35 PM - Porkchop: Are they

5:35 PM - Porkchop: bracelets?

5:36 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: I guess?

5:36 PM - fera: they're rubberbands

5:36 PM - fera: that people wear as bracelets

5:36 PM - Porkchop: rubberband this

5:36 PM - Porkchop: hipster

5:36 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: apparently they cost like

5:36 PM - Porkchop: Oh god

5:36 PM - fera: i don't wear the shit bitch

5:36 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: dollars

5:36 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: each

5:36 PM - Porkchop: Did you guys ever have those

5:36 PM - KazuCrash: My sister just got some of those

5:36 PM - Porkchop: skinny plastic bracelets

5:36 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: 3 bux for a package of some

5:36 PM - Porkchop: and people would put them on their wrists

5:36 PM - Porkchop: and cross them

5:36 PM - Porkchop: and shit

5:36 PM - Porkchop: waht the fuck kids

5:36 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: i remember those ones chop

5:36 PM - KazuCrash: I think they're p.stupid, myself

5:36 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: but these

5:36 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: are wat

5:36 PM - Porkchop: ^

5:36 PM - fera: NPH has them

5:37 PM - Porkchop: http://www.rinovelty.com/imagedb/products/_Detail/JBBRANE.jpg

5:37 PM - Porkchop: These fucks

5:37 PM - fera: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT...

5:37 PM - fera: I COULD get it for 300 if i get a girl to sleep with him

5:37 PM - fera: i could hire a fucking hooker

5:37 PM - Porkchop: LOL

5:37 PM - fera: pay 400

5:37 PM - fera: HOLY SHIT

5:37 PM - Porkchop: What is it?

5:37 PM - fera: HOLY SHIT

5:37 PM - fera: HOLY SHIT

5:37 PM - fera: i need a fucking hooker's number right now

5:37 PM - Porkchop: What is it

5:37 PM - Porkchop: also call your mom

5:37 PM - fera: a lens

5:37 PM - Porkchop: 8)

5:38 PM - fera: shut up bitch

5:38 PM - fera: i'm callin yo mom

5:38 PM - Porkchop: ok i am sorry

5:38 PM - Porkchop: ok

5:38 PM - Porkchop: also why would some weirdo have a lense!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5:38 PM - Porkchop: u have woman we deal bro

5:38 PM - fera: guy bro

5:39 PM - fera: shit this is actually legit

5:39 PM - fera: i need a hooker

5:39 PM - Porkchop: loooooool

5:39 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: What the fuck Fera

5:39 PM - fera: i can get this fucking lens 50 percent off

5:39 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: what the fuck am I reading

5:39 PM - fera: i need a hooker

5:39 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: do a google search that goes like

5:39 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: "escorts in [area]

5:39 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: find a cheapo one

5:39 PM - fera: THE STARS HAVE ALIGNED

5:39 PM - fera: I JUST TURNED 18 SO I CAN DO THIS LEGALLY

5:40 PM - KazuCrash: ...

5:40 PM - KazuCrash: Wait

5:40 PM - KazuCrash: It's your birthday?

5:40 PM - fera: 2 weeks ago

5:40 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: wat

5:40 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: youngin

5:40 PM - Porkchop: yo fera is like 43 bro guy

5:40 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: ^

5:40 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: lol fera

5:40 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: gonna get a woman

5:40 PM - fera: i am fucking doing this

5:40 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: to sleep with a fob

5:40 PM - Porkchop: why dont you

5:40 PM - fera: myredbook.com

5:40 PM - Porkchop: dress up like a girl

5:40 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: to get a deal on a camera lens

Sniper Wolf (Natalia) left chat.

5:41 PM - fera: HOLY SHIT THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST DAY EVER

5:41 PM - Porkchop: rip

5:41 PM - fera: OH GOD MOM PLEASE LEAVe

5:41 PM - fera: I NEED TO DO THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW

5:41 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: i have always admired the moral ambiguity of this group's membership

5:41 PM - Porkchop: mom pls go

5:41 PM - KazuCrash: You don't want your first woman to be a hooker, do you?

5:41 PM - Porkchop: mom

5:41 PM - fera: i already had fucking sex kaxu

5:41 PM - fera: i'm not gonna fuck this hooker

5:41 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: fera gets more ass than a toilet seat

5:41 PM - KazuCrash: Oh...

5:41 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: kazu he's buying it for a fobby chink

5:41 PM - Porkchop: m

5:41 PM - Porkchop: mom

5:41 PM - KazuCrash: Huh?

5:41 PM - KazuCrash: In English, please?

5:41 PM - fera: i think he meant to say from

5:42 PM - Sklin: u guys are cool

5:42 PM - fera: im' buying a hooker for the fob and gettinga  lens from the fob

5:42 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: fera gets more head than shampoo

5:42 PM - KazuCrash: Fob?

5:42 PM - fera: nice nicki minaj lyric

5:42 PM - fera: fag

5:42 PM - fera: fob

5:42 PM - fera: like straight from china

5:42 PM - fera: fresh off boat

5:43 PM - fera: like ms swan on mad tv

5:43 PM - KazuCrash: Oh, okay

5:43 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: http://wellmedicated.com/inspiration/50-incredible-film-posters-from-poland/

5:43 PM - KazuCrash: But...lens?

5:43 PM - KazuCrash: Like, for glasses?

5:43 PM - fera: yes a camera lens

5:43 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: :|

5:43 PM - fera: this is a fucking great deal

5:44 PM - KazuCrash: You're giving someone off a boat a hooker for some fucking camera lens?

5:44 PM - maomaomao: http://i.imgur.com/UBTa4.jpg

5:44 PM - fera: yes

5:44 PM - maomaomao: ohgodowaot

5:44 PM - maomaomao: awtaw

5:44 PM - maomaomao: taw

5:44 PM - maomaomao: wa

5:44 PM - maomaomao: wa

5:44 PM - fera: well not a literal boat

5:44 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: smh

5:44 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: s

5:44 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: m

5:44 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: h

5:44 PM - KazuCrash: ...

5:44 PM - fera: fob is an adjective

5:44 PM - fera: to describe someone who is

5:44 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: yeah mao

5:44 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: i just scared kazuchop with that

5:44 PM - Porkchop: fml folks

5:44 PM - fera: like really asian

5:44 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: fuck it, i'm banning everyone

5:44 PM - Sklin: y pork

5:45 PM - fera: like straight from china

5:45 PM - fera: living in america

5:45 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: What kind of lense, fera

5:45 PM - KazuCrash: Ah

5:45 PM - KazuCrash: Still, this is a very strange deal

5:45 PM - fera: 10-22mm

5:45 PM - fera: yes it is a strange deal

5:45 PM - M. Yura: 6:41 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: i have always admired the moral ambiguity of this group's membership

5:45 PM - M. Yura: ^

5:45 PM - KazuCrash: A usable woman for a camera lens

5:45 PM - KazuCrash: Seriously...

5:45 PM - M. Yura: good deal

5:45 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: maybe this asian fellow is a virgin

5:45 PM - fera: canon ef-s 10-22 mm

5:45 PM - KazuCrash: This isn't a joke, right?

5:46 PM - fera: with a UMS

5:46 PM - fera: ahhhhhh i'm coming in my pants thinking about it

5:46 PM - fera: err USM

5:46 PM - M. Yura: ahh~!

5:46 PM - KazuCrash: Like, are you just joking about this?

5:46 PM - fera: nope not fucking joking

5:46 PM - KazuCrash: This can't be real

5:46 PM - M. Yura: hsr doesnt joke around

5:46 PM - fera: once in a lifetime opportunity

5:46 PM - M. Yura: post pics on brofist

5:46 PM - fera: ...good idea

5:46 PM - fera: i'm waiting for my mom to leave to put this in effect

5:46 PM - fera: better get my cam back from my cousin

5:47 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: Fera

5:47 PM - SneakyCanuck: whats going on

5:47 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: that camera mumbo jump

5:47 PM - fera: ANd if this doesn't work, i can sell the lens for 600, 200 profit

5:47 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: jumbo makes no fucking sense

5:47 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: put it in laymans terms for a derp

5:47 PM - fera: uhhhhhhh wide angle lens

5:47 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: Okay

5:47 PM - KazuCrash: My head is full of fuck right now

5:47 PM - M. Yura: sell woman

5:47 PM - M. Yura: make profit

5:47 PM - fera: like playing a fps on a wide screen monitor

5:47 PM - M. Yura: the american dream

5:47 PM - fera: theres distortion on the corners

5:47 PM - fera: you know

5:48 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: Right

5:48 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: So

5:48 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: Fish eye

5:48 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: pmuch

5:48 PM - fera: sort of

5:48 PM - fera: fisheye is like overexaggerated distortion

5:48 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: Right

5:48 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: here's an idea GET A JOB NIGGA

5:48 PM - fera: NO

5:48 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: 8)

5:48 PM - fera: i make money off cl

5:48 PM - fera: bitch

5:48 PM - fera: i should ask if i could watch them fuck

5:49 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: how about you photograph them with your new lens that you turned that bitch out for

5:49 PM - fera: even better

5:49 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: This is not going to work as intended

5:49 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: ^

5:49 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: and it is going to be so hilarious

5:49 PM - Porkchop: grabs dick

5:49 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: fera is going to come back

5:49 PM - fera: man it is going to fucking work

5:50 PM - Porkchop: nb4 he ganks you, rapes the woman and takes your money

5:50 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: didn't this originally begin as an exercise in haggling

5:50 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: "HOLY SHIT GUYS, THAT FUCKER STOLE ALL MY MONEY, TOOK MY WALLET, CAMERA AND HOOKER. FUCK"

5:50 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: and now it has become "let's buy the services of this hooker"

5:50 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: on a slight tangent, i find the word "hooker" to be hilarious for some reason

5:51 PM - KazuCrash: I really have a hard time believing all of this

5:51 PM - SneakyCanuck: So apparently Im going to a barbeque

5:51 PM - KazuCrash: OK

5:51 PM - KazuCrash: Enjoy yourself then

5:51 PM - fera: i'm on myredbook looking for potential hookers

5:52 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: i read that as "I'm going to be a barbeque"

5:52 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: fera

5:52 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: not sure why my brain inserted a "be" in there

5:52 PM - maomaomao: ohgod finger has no skin

5:52 PM - fera: can someone tell me what these acronyms mean

5:52 PM - fera: wha fisty

5:52 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: i am proud of you

5:52 PM - fera: thank you

5:53 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: what acronyms

5:53 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: ^

5:53 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: acronyms?

5:53 PM - fera: i knew no school would have brought me somewhere

5:53 PM - M. Yura: in before the hooker you hire is a police sting

5:53 PM - fera: .......250....H

....150....H/H

5:53 PM - fera: escort services

5:53 PM - fera: loopholes

5:53 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: hour

5:53 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: half hour

5:53 PM - fera: ah

5:53 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: $250 for an hour

5:53 PM - fera: i need the cheapest one

5:53 PM - fera: but he has to believe it's my wife

5:54 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: loooooooololol

5:54 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: just get a pair of cheap ass rings

5:54 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: lmao

5:54 PM - fera: shit outcall is so expensive

5:54 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: then do incall, dgaf

5:55 PM - fera: i'm not bringin the fucking guy in my car

5:55 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: you're gonna end up paying more for the hooker and discounted lens than for a regularly-priced lens

5:55 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: just be like "meet me here"

5:55 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: ahahahahahahahahahaha

5:55 PM - fera: nop

5:55 PM - fera: 800 v 300 + hooker price

5:55 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: and she'll charge you more for being with some other dude

5:55 PM - fera: i gotta ask if she will

5:55 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: pros don't play around

5:55 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: You could probably talk it over witht he hooker

5:55 PM - fera: yeah

5:55 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: you'll have to haggle with the hooker

5:55 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: just be straight up, lol

5:55 PM - fera: oh god double haggle

5:55 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: lolcontext

5:55 PM - fera: i will

5:55 PM - M. Yura: >6:53 PM - fera: i need the cheapest one

6:53 PM - fera: but he has to believe it's my wife

5:56 PM - M. Yura: wait

5:56 PM - M. Yura: whats the plan again?

5:56 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: this is some sitcom shit and i refuse to believe it is real

5:56 PM - fera: it all started with Hey if you have woman we deal too bro

5:56 PM - fera: he'll give me a deal if he fucks my "gf"

5:56 PM - M. Yura: what

5:56 PM - fera: i'm hiring a hooker

5:56 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: hsr needs to groupwrite a novel

5:56 PM - fera: to be in place of my gf

5:56 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: i bet he's an undercover cop

5:56 PM - Porkchop: grabs

5:56 PM - Porkchop: als o^

5:57 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: undercover cop

5:57 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: aka

5:57 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: trolls

5:57 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: http://i.imgur.com/T9iyK.jpg

ted's 7th birthday dot gif

5:57 PM - Porkchop: 8)

5:57 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: p. much

5:58 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: i fukken love mario

5:58 PM - Porkchop: ( Nintendo )

5:58 PM - KazuCrash: Thank you for scarring me for life

5:58 PM - M. Yura: so how did it come up that he would give you a deal if he could fuck your girlfriend

5:58 PM - Porkchop: Hey if you have woman we deal too bro

5:58 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: "Hey if you have woman we deal too bro"

5:58 PM - M. Yura: cuz thats usually not something that comes up in normal bargains

5:58 PM - fera: Hey if you have woman we deal too bro

5:59 PM - fera: hes' a fucking fob

5:59 PM - fera: who knows whats going on with them

5:59 PM - M. Yura: lol

5:59 PM - Porkchop: wat if he raps u!

5:59 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: where did he learn "bro"

5:59 PM - fera: Hey if you have woman we deal too bro

If you hook me up with your lady we can deal are you amried

5:59 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: Where dont you learn bro

5:59 PM - fera: I DON'T FUCKING KNWO

5:59 PM - Porkchop: ^

5:59 PM - Porkchop: KNWO

5:59 PM - fera: he called me guy bro

5:59 PM - Porkchop: HOKLYFUCK

5:59 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: lmao

5:59 PM - Porkchop: guy bro

5:59 PM - M. Yura: guybrofist

6:00 PM - fera: i know on cl fakers chip but not mine lens i  can spent to have the quality not chip shit guy bro

6:00 PM - Porkchop: grabs dick

6:00 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: i  can spent to have the quality

6:01 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: s m h

6:02 PM - KazuCrash: http://images.4chan.org/v/src/1283727616544.jpg

6:02 PM - KazuCrash: why.jpg

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6:02 PM - fera: shopping mama

6:02 PM - fera: god mom leave

6:02 PM - fera: please

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6:02 PM - KazuCrash: Speaking of moms

6:03 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: fera: god mom leave please i need to pay money for sex

6:03 PM - maomaomao: i am not your mother

6:03 PM - maomaomao: wat

6:03 PM - KazuCrash: Not you, mao

6:03 PM - XSUDEE: My mom's very handsome.

6:03 PM - KazuCrash: ...

6:03 PM - KazuCrash: I don't understand

6:05 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: one day i'm gonna pay for groceries with a hooker

6:05 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: I'll walk up to the cashier with my cart full of food and say, "Hey if I have woman we deal too bro"

6:06 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: and that will be that

6:06 PM - XSUDEE: One day I'm going to go to the prom with my mother arm and arm.

6:06 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: http://i.imgur.com/qqOIx.jpg

6:06 PM - M. Yura: ted's new job pays him in women

6:06 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: holy fuck i mad

6:06 PM - KazuCrash: wat

6:06 PM - KazuCrash: ...The fuck is this donkey shit, fisty?

6:07 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: o

6:07 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: here's the original

6:07 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: http://i.imgur.com/g1229.jpg

6:07 PM - XSUDEE: I must go to this Truth Ministry.

6:07 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: still mad

6:07 PM - M. Yura: http://www.truthministry.org/index.cfm?PageID=30&PressReleaseID=78&PageText=off

6:07 PM - XSUDEE: They've opened up my eyes.

6:07 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: lmao

6:07 PM - M. Yura: fisty is mad

6:07 PM - M. Yura: because hes asian

6:07 PM - KazuCrash: That's still bad, fisty!

6:07 PM - M. Yura: and doesnt want to be

6:07 PM - M. Yura: but

6:07 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: i mad because they're offending dango

6:07 PM - M. Yura: There's HOPE for change!

6:07 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: he's happily gay

6:08 PM - KazuCrash: Oh...okay

6:08 PM - Porkchop: I have a boner.

6:08 PM - Porkchop: Would you like to see?

6:08 PM - XSUDEE: Get with the program fellows.

6:08 PM - KazuCrash: I didn't know!

6:08 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase smokes a cigar

6:08 PM - KazuCrash: Is that why you're so popular?

6:09 PM - M. Yura: who

6:09 PM - M. Yura: dango?

6:09 PM - KazuCrash: Yes

6:09 PM - M. Yura: are you being racist against gays kazu?

6:09 PM - XSUDEE: I think he is man.

6:09 PM - KazuCrash: ...

6:09 PM - KazuCrash: Yura

6:09 PM - KazuCrash: Shut up

6:10 PM - M. Yura: no you shut up

6:10 PM - M. Yura: being racist

6:10 PM - M. Yura: poor dango

6:10 PM - KazuCrash: .....

6:10 PM - XSUDEE: Put your dukes up Kazu, we're taking this to the ball pit.

6:10 PM - KazuCrash: L<

6:10 PM - KazuCrash: Er

6:10 PM - KazuCrash: :<

6:10 PM - M. Yura: fight!

6:10 PM - M. Yura: you're dango's champion

6:10 PM - M. Yura: fight for his honor

6:10 PM - KazuCrash surrenders on the second turn

6:11 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: t r u c k e d

6:12 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: why are my mental images of kazu and dango having a fight in the ball pit

6:12 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: so... vivid

6:12 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: i imagine someone getting chokeslammed

6:12 PM - KazuCrash: I'm not fighting anyone!

6:12 PM - KazuCrash: Besides, I like Dango

6:13 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: http://i.imgur.com/RqLFa.jpg

6:14 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: kill 1 and 2

6:14 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: smoke a weed with 3

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6:17 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: dankest weed

6:17 PM - maomaomao: wankest deed

6:18 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: http://i.imgur.com/dw1JI.png

6:18 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: i bought some super silver haze yesterday

6:18 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: it's good weeds

6:18 PM - maomaomao: Brian: First of all to understand what happened to killer, you gotta understand who killer the dog was. Now killer was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother. He was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz he's a small time gun runner and a rotweiler fight promoter. So he puts killer into training. They see killer's good. He is damn good. But then he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother nibbles. And killer said "no man that's my brother, I can't fight nibbles" but they made him fight anyway, and killer, he killed nibbles. Killer said "that's it!" he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out. Then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart no longer beat. wow.

Thurgood Jenkins: You know uh, I never thought I'd say this to anybody, but you two smoke entirely too much reefer.

6:18 PM - maomaomao: l o lthreesome

6:19 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: fera gonna buy a threesome with fob

6:19 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: fob is gonna put it in fera

6:19 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: or die trying

6:20 PM - maomaomao: http://hungoverowls.tumblr.com/

6:20 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money.

The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money, and then he married the one with the largest breasts.

6:21 PM - maomaomao: l o l

6:21 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: i'd be an owl

6:21 PM - maomaomao: http://i.imgur.com/UBTa4.jpg

6:21 PM - maomaomao: im going to sya that's porkchop

6:22 PM - maomaomao: because porkchop is spiderman

6:22 PM - maomaomao: and this guy has those tattoes on his arm

6:22 PM - KazuCrash: Please stop posting that hideous gorilla

6:23 PM - maomaomao: http://images.4chan.org/a/src/1283719955477.jpg

6:23 PM - M. Yura: thats racist man

6:23 PM - M. Yura: first your racist against dango

6:23 PM - fera: what does RBGFE

6:23 PM - fera: mean

6:23 PM - M. Yura: now against gorillas

6:23 PM - fera: oh nevermind

6:24 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: you could probably urban dictionary this shit

6:24 PM - fera: yeah

6:24 PM - fera: i did

6:24 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: lmao

6:24 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: l m a o

6:24 PM - fera: hope this one is cheap

6:24 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: who is this tart

6:24 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: with the skull hair tie

6:24 PM - fera: she looks cute reviews are good

6:24 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: and the fender bass

6:25 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: pics

6:25 PM - fera: akiyama senpai

6:25 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: but

6:25 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: there are no dragons in kon

6:25 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: that is a right-handed bass

6:25 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: and the bass is blue

6:25 PM - M. Yura: link to chat

6:25 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: it is obviously not mio

6:25 PM - fera: Amayika Oim

6:25 PM - maomaomao: http://boards.4chan.org/a/res/39974549

6:25 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: fera is goign for a hooker that is cheap

6:25 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: fera link to whore

6:25 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: and also cute

6:26 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: Omi Mayakia

6:26 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: oh lol

6:26 PM - fera: http://classifieds.myredbook.com/classified.php?adid=168025

6:26 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: i know gfe is girlfriend experience

6:26 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: what is the rb

6:26 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: Hey boys.

It's Cristina Wetter here. U can give me a call any time. Iv been on rb for some time now and I love my job. I'm good at what I do.So cum give me a ride.

I'm 18, blonde hair/blue eyes 5'5 and 125.Ibs with unforgetable curves. Ill leave you breathless. Im the real rbgfe princess. I'm bk in town an. Ready to play.

No rush

6:26 PM - fera: redbook

6:26 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: i see.

6:26 PM - fera: the site

6:26 PM - im such a kwazi imouto: cum

6:27 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: wait

6:27 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: she's 18

6:27 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: HUWHAT

6:27 PM - M. Yura: >So cum give me a ride.

6:27 PM - M. Yura: oh thats clever

6:27 PM - M. Yura: see

6:27 PM - fera: i'm gonna give her a ride alright

6:27 PM - M. Yura: she said cum instead of come

6:27 PM - fera: a ride to another guy

6:27 PM - fera: B)

6:27 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: what you have to do

6:27 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: is go to bonetown in this chick before hand

6:27 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: and see if she is suitable

6:27 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: then hand her off

6:27 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: awwyeah

6:28 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: how can your height vary between 5 foot 4inches and 5 foot 6 inches

6:28 PM - fera: what does *82 do

6:28 PM - fera: when you wake up you're taller

6:28 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: right, i know that

6:28 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: but we generally take the average

6:28 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: CUM" now

Any way u want daddy.

6:29 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: or like, whenever we take the goddamn measurement

6:29 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: but you dont go from 5'4" to 5'6"

6:29 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: unless you swap shoes or some stupid shit

6:30 PM - fera: waitwaitwait

6:30 PM - fera: why are the reviews different

6:30 PM - fera: from her username

6:32 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: http://images.4chan.org/a/src/1283721096194.png

6:34 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: http://images.4chan.org/a/src/1283727739475.jpg

6:34 PM - M. Yura: what is a rbgfe princess

6:34 PM - Sniper Wolf (Natalia): well

6:34 PM - Sniper Wolf (Natalia): be back in a hour fags

6:34 PM - Sniper Wolf (Natalia): gonna make dinner

6:34 PM - Lain: I bought a new nerf gun

6:34 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: have fun

6:34 PM - Lain: I'm such a 12 year old

6:34 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: try not to eat cocks

6:34 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: nerf

6:34 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: gj

6:34 PM - Sniper Wolf (Natalia): sorry

6:34 PM - Sniper Wolf (Natalia): dont like that fisty

6:35 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: pork so sad

6:35 PM - Sniper Wolf (Natalia): also

6:35 PM - Sniper Wolf (Natalia): lol nerf

6:35 PM - Lain: don't make fun of me!

6:35 PM - Sniper Wolf (Natalia): was it the "OMGSUPERSECRET TRAILER" one

6:35 PM - Lain: Its only for Humans vs. Zombies, its not like I actually play with these! I swear!

6:36 PM - Sniper Wolf (Natalia): Only good nerfguns

6:36 PM - Sniper Wolf (Natalia): are the two automatics

6:36 PM - Sniper Wolf (Natalia): the m249 one

6:36 PM - Sniper Wolf (Natalia): and the new one called the "Stampede"

6:36 PM - Sniper Wolf (Natalia): Only ones I will get

6:36 PM - Sniper Wolf (Natalia): then mod them

6:36 PM - Sniper Wolf (Natalia): Then make a sisters of battle costume for PAX

6:36 PM - Lain: I have a lever action one, it is classy as fuk

6:36 PM - Sniper Wolf (Natalia): c:

6:36 PM - Porkchop: butts

6:37 PM - Sniper Wolf (Natalia): ah

6:37 PM - Sniper Wolf (Natalia): I think I know that one

6:37 PM - Sniper Wolf (Natalia): it is classy a fuk

6:37 PM - Porkchop: Yeah butts are classy as fuck

6:37 PM - Sniper Wolf (Natalia): used it for a western costume

6:38 PM - Sniper Wolf (Natalia): I think that company made a gatling gu- No pork shut up fgt

6:38 PM - Porkchop: :3

6:40 PM - Lain: oh

6:40 PM - Lain: you should play BC2 with us soon

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6:43 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: we should games

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6:45 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8arghbIsE1qzekdio1_500.png

6:46 PM - fera: this is much ahrder than i expected

6:47 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: fera attempts to wrangle a woman to achieve a goal

6:47 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: lol have fun with that]

6:48 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: http://i.imgur.com/rCkTf.jpg

6:49 PM - Lord Spiral: oh god

6:49 PM - Lord Spiral: also

6:49 PM - fera: Sacramento News & Review.jpg

6:49 PM - Lord Spiral: is 3 grams a day a lot of weed for someone to be smoking, fisty?

6:49 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: yes

6:50 PM - Lord Spiral: it's apparently enough to give someone a physucal addiction

6:50 PM - Lord Spiral: *physical

6:50 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: lol what

6:50 PM - Lord Spiral: yep

6:51 PM - Lord Spiral: one of my hallmates

6:51 PM - Lord Spiral: has a 3 gram a day habit

6:51 PM - Lord Spiral: he tried to stop smoking, and lasted about 3 days or so

6:51 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: l m a o what a bullshitter

6:51 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: THIS WEED HABIT, SO HARD TO KICK

6:51 PM - Lord Spiral: he started to exhibit symptoms of withdrawl

6:52 PM - Lord Spiral: such as shaking hands and shit

6:52 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: ahahahahahahah

6:52 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: ahahahahahahahaha

6:52 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: physically unpossible

6:52 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: ahsjadhkakfsdhjsdf

6:52 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: kajsdhfdsfgg

6:52 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: hohohohoohohoo

6:52 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: i could smoke 3 grams a day if i wanted to

6:52 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: and i were being completely wasteful

6:52 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: 3 grams of decent weed a day is an expensive habit

6:52 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: vaping it would be hard

6:52 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: but smoking would be possible

6:53 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: decent weed here goes for $60 / 8th

6:53 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: but that's a 4 gram 8th most places

6:53 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: yeah

6:53 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: $15/gram is not so bad

6:54 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: i get kief for $30/gr

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6:55 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: weed withdrawl is the funniest concept ever

6:56 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: because it doesn't exist

6:56 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: nicotine withdrawl makes me lol too

6:56 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: it's like some shit the DEA would make up to scare idiots into not smoking

6:57 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: zomg i can't control my actions i am being compelled by this substance to make an additonal stop on my drive home at the 7-11 to pay more money than i am about to spend on dinner on a cardboard box filled with paper rolls that will not make me feel spinny or happy or high in any way whatsoever

6:58 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: i wonder what will happen to pricing when shit is legal

6:58 PM - Lord Spiral: porbably a noticeable drop

6:58 PM - Lord Spiral: not severe, though

6:59 PM - Lord Spiral: *probably

6:59 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: o i see an ad for my dispensary

7:00 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: the one with the cute girls on staff

7:04 PM - fera: he neesd to reply

7:05 PM - Porkchop: Man

7:05 PM - Porkchop: I love milk duds

7:05 PM - Porkchop: they are great

7:06 PM - Porkchop: Hey if you have woman we deal too bro

7:07 PM - Porkchop: http://kotaku.com/5630726/gearbox-software-now-owns-duke-nukems-future

7:07 PM - Porkchop: Don't know if want.

7:07 PM - Porkchop: I guess they'll start spitting about duke sequels left right and center

7:07 PM - Porkchop: duke dlc

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7:08 PM - clorg: nyu

7:12 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: moe moe

7:12 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: kyun

7:12 PM - Porkchop: who wants to grab my dick its a dick grabbing party

7:13 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: hey porkchop

7:13 PM - Porkchop: hi

7:13 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: if you have woman we deal too

7:13 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: bro

7:13 PM - Porkchop: oh ok

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7:13 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: duke nookem forever to be released as episodic content

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7:15 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: http://www.kotaku.com/news-features/0910/Duke-Nukem-Forever-To-Be-Released-In-Six-DLC-Chapters.htm

7:15 PM - Porkchop: ^

7:17 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: holky

7:17 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: FUCK

7:20 PM - XSUDEE: I can't wait for Duke to be just like Borderlands.

7:20 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: http://fatgoon.fleepa.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/meatship.png In total, it worked out at 17,000 calories, roughly.

7:21 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: http://i.imgur.com/EdwUj.gif

7:21 PM - Porkchop: grabs

7:21 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: fatman

7:23 PM - Shidou Mariya: if i got a sourceport and duke3d and posted it on brofist would you dukematch with me :3

7:23 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: Okay, so I just got back from subway, and I ordered my normal sandwich (footlong BMT), and I got it with provolone and mustard and ranch sauce and olives and pickles and banana peppers and lettuce and onions and tomatoes and also bacon, and an extra large soft drink and 2 choco (thats what i call chocolate) chip cookies, and the cute latino girl behind the counter was trying to look away from my face and also holding back laughs.

7:24 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: sourceport?

7:25 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: also ted what

7:25 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: latino

7:25 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: lol

7:25 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: latina

7:25 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/09/06/3003247.htm?section=justin

7:25 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: way to go

7:25 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: tour the world as a professional musician for decades

7:25 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: get killed by a bale of hay

7:27 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: i guess instead of having a roll in the hay, the hay had a roll on him

7:27 PM - Porkchop: grabs

MËgaMaÑ entered chat.

7:28 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: I once consumed 2 Chicken Burritos with extra rice, black beans, corn salsa, sour cream, cheese, and lettuce from Chipotle. I was stuffed but I could have probably consumed another. One will make me go “damn, that was good” the second was closer to “ugh, I really don’t want to move much for about 10 minutes.”

7:30 PM - MËgaMaÑ: fatman sux

7:30 PM - MËgaMaÑ: almost as much as chat

7:30 PM - SneakyCanuck: uguu

7:30 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: FUCK YOU

7:31 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: > : (

7:31 PM - SneakyCanuck: ;_;

7:31 PM - MËgaMaÑ: uamd

7:31 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: i will not stand for you speaking ill of my dearest Fat Man

7:31 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: He obviously has a glandular issue

7:32 PM - Porkchop: SUPREME FATNESS

7:32 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: fatman tries to open a bottle of wine with a fork . flv

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7:35 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: I’m only 5′6″… When I looked at the scale, my heart nearly exploded in my chest. I felt faint. I knew I had gained weight, and figured I was around 270 or so – after all, at 190, I wore XL shirts (I’m short, but all torso, so I had to wear them for the length) and I’d only gone up to 2XL (and 3XL in button-up, but I pretended that was because I liked them loose-fitting. The scale showed the ugly truth.

 

I weigh 349. Three hundred and forty-nine pounds.

 

I’m glad I bought the extra-strength scale.

7:35 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: real talk how is it even possible to get that fat

Yui-chan entered chat.

7:35 PM - Yui-chan: soup peeps

7:35 PM - Venom Gundam: you be fat

7:36 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: fatman was my height

7:36 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: this frightens me

7:36 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: because he talks there

7:36 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: about being my height

7:36 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: and being close to my weight

7:36 PM - SneakyCanuck: How FAT do you have to BE to even DO that

7:36 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: so i have to consider that at one point

7:36 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: fatman was my size

7:36 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: i am 180 lbs

7:36 PM - Yui-chan: so has anyone got any ideas as to how to put off a stalker in WoW?

7:37 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: what's WoW

7:37 PM - Yui-chan: Warcraft...

7:37 PM - SneakyCanuck: whats that

7:37 PM - Yui-chan: oh you guys

7:37 PM - Yui-chan: lol

7:37 PM - SneakyCanuck: what

7:38 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: anyway

7:38 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: you don't need to be afraid

7:38 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: just tell stalker you're a dude

7:38 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: stalking cease

7:38 PM - Yui-chan: lol

7:38 PM - Yui-chan: possibly

7:38 PM - Yui-chan: although with this guy im not so sure

7:38 PM - Yui-chan: loll

7:38 PM - Yui-chan: im not afraid hes just annoying

7:38 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: MMO stalkers

7:39 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: Stop Playing World of Warcraft

7:39 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: ^

7:39 PM - Venom Gundam: i am always even

7:39 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: i would always :| in FFXI

7:39 PM - XSUDEE: My meatloaf's finished cooking for me.

7:39 PM - Yui-chan: eh no lol

7:39 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: when i met guys

7:39 PM - Venom Gundam: 180 been that since grade 9

7:39 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: who were trying to get with a 'girl' in game

7:39 PM - XSUDEE: You guys have fun with your chat. I'll be eating food.

7:39 PM - XSUDEE: Losers.

7:39 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: watever meatloaf kid

7:39 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: i have tacos

7:39 PM - Porkchop: Girl gamers are the girls for me.

7:39 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: taco time now

7:39 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: imouto plays games pork

7:39 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: she's good

7:39 PM - Venom Gundam: i just had tacos

7:39 PM - Porkchop: ccc

7:39 PM - Yui-chan: ooo tacos rock

7:39 PM - Porkchop: Imouto is cute, yes?

7:39 PM - Sklin: lkjlkjl;kjlkjlkjl;kj;

7:40 PM - Yui-chan: nom

7:40 PM - Venom Gundam: all the cool kids eat tacos

7:40 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: Well, you know those miniature peanut butter cups they sell at Trader Joe’s? I ate most of one container today. The good news is that they’re only 270 calories per serving, and if I eat most of them at once, that counts as one serving.

7:40 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: imouto is quite pretty

7:40 PM - Porkchop: im mad

7:40 PM - Sklin: how ocme

7:40 PM - Porkchop: cause jsdddd

7:40 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: okay, the fat goon blog is depressing now

7:40 PM - Yui-chan: fuuuuuuuu

7:40 PM - Yui-chan: still no new oglaf

7:40 PM - Yui-chan: :(

7:40 PM - Porkchop: Well Fisty, as long as your sister isn't a GRL GAMRR

7:40 PM - Venom Gundam: http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a209/iLostmypen/91b7f573.jpg

7:41 PM - Venom Gundam: pure

7:41 PM - Venom Gundam: evil

7:41 PM - Porkchop: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJnn-wMPU9w

7:41 PM - Porkchop: :3

7:42 PM - Yui-chan: i want one!

7:42 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: that critter is bizarre

7:42 PM - Venom Gundam: aw it fell

7:42 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: lmao

7:44 PM - Yui-chan: goddamn my internet is sucking something horrific tonight

7:46 PM - Kinnokin: Hi friends

7:46 PM - Porkchop: Shoryuken

7:46 PM - Porkchop: hi

7:46 PM - Sklin: go 2 bed

7:47 PM - Sklin tucks u in

7:47 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: gay

7:47 PM - Yui-chan: hi :)

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7:49 PM - Porkchop: Bear Grylls eats a half developed chick fetus

7:49 PM - Porkchop: my face

7:49 PM - Yui-chan: no u

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7:50 PM - clorg: nyu

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7:53 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: let's anime

7:53 PM - Porkchop: ok

7:53 PM - Sklin: grabs dick

7:53 PM - Sklin: ill be rancu

7:53 PM - Porkchop: Wow Sklin please no more

7:53 PM - Sklin: ok u r a loli

7:53 PM - Porkchop: nah r u a girl

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7:54 PM - XSUDEE: Could I be the setting?

7:54 PM - Porkchop: Yes

7:55 PM - XSUDEE: I will perform to the best of my ability.

7:56 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: 8:56 PM - Porkchop: setting this grabs setting

7:57 PM - Sklin: stop talking about me

7:58 PM - XSUDEE: Stop talking about him.

8:00 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: i wonder if fera bought that hooker

8:00 PM - Porkchop: Probably.

8:00 PM - fera: the guy isn't fucking responding

8:01 PM - fera: goddamnit

8:01 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: obviously he didn't want to have a woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8:01 PM - XSUDEE: I'm going to go sleep in my mothers arms.

8:01 PM - XSUDEE: See you idiots later.

8:01 PM - Porkchop: Oh why not mine.

8:01 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: mom

8:01 PM - Porkchop: mom

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8:21 PM - Venom Gundam: mao!

8:21 PM - Venom Gundam: hello

8:21 PM - maomaomao: maomaomao

8:22 PM - Venom Gundam: gao

8:22 PM - Lord Spiral: gaogaigar

8:22 PM - Venom Gundam: ga ga ga

8:22 PM - Lord Spiral: GaoGaiGar!

8:23 PM - clorg: nyu

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8:23 PM - SneakyCanuck: Im watching gaogaigar right now

8:23 PM - SneakyCanuck: Is this good

8:23 PM - Lord Spiral: yes

8:23 PM - maomaomao: maomaimar

8:24 PM - Venom Gundam: very goo

8:24 PM - Venom Gundam: d

8:24 PM - Venom Gundam: better than tengen toppa

8:24 PM - SneakyCanuck: banned

8:24 PM - maomaomao: ttgl is fine to

8:24 PM - Venom Gundam: as i have said to other people

8:25 PM - SneakyCanuck: Does gao get more manly at some point

8:25 PM - Venom Gundam: Tengen Toppa is the gundam seed of Super robot shows

8:25 PM - SneakyCanuck: Cause so far it hasnt outdone gurren

8:25 PM - Venom Gundam: Yes

8:25 PM - Venom Gundam: it does

8:25 PM - Venom Gundam: very manly

8:25 PM - Venom Gundam: nothing like a moon sized energy hammer

8:25 PM - SneakyCanuck: >implying ttgl wasnt manly

8:26 PM - Venom Gundam: yelling doesn't count

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8:26 PM - SneakyCanuck: Getting out of your mech and beating another one to death with your bare hands and punching something so hard it ceases to exist in reality does

8:27 PM - Venom Gundam: uh what

8:27 PM - SneakyCanuck: what

8:27 PM - SneakyCanuck: that happens

8:27 PM - Venom Gundam: which fight was that

8:27 PM - fera: LOL first contact with hooker

8:27 PM - Venom Gundam: because tengen toppa got so obsurd

8:28 PM - SneakyCanuck: First example was from the fight with genome

8:28 PM - fera: hi uhhhhhhhhhh *awkward 10 second pause* i'm calling about your ad on redbook

8:28 PM - fera: how much for a half hour

8:28 PM - SneakyCanuck: Second was after they combined with the moon I think

8:28 PM - Venom Gundam: oh thats right

8:28 PM - Venom Gundam: genome got the fuck outta his mech

8:28 PM - Venom Gundam: and torn up legann

8:29 PM - Venom Gundam: still nothing beats a hammer that turns anything into Light

8:30 PM - Lord Spiral: goldion hammer is pretty awesome

8:30 PM - Venom Gundam: plus

8:30 PM - Venom Gundam: spiral energy is like

8:30 PM - Venom Gundam: a watered down version of getter rays

8:30 PM - SneakyCanuck: fucking awesome?

8:30 PM - Porkchop: ok

8:30 PM - Venom Gundam: and g-stone is a crystalized version

8:30 PM - Lord Spiral: I still have to watch getter robo

8:30 PM - Venom Gundam: of getter rays

8:31 PM - Lord Spiral: what about the j-stone, then?

8:31 PM - Venom Gundam: i need to see new getter

8:31 PM - Venom Gundam: j-stone is

8:31 PM - Lord Spiral: so do I

8:31 PM - Venom Gundam: hawaiian punch

8:31 PM - Venom Gundam: i need to think on that one

8:36 PM - fera: how do i talk to hookers

8:36 PM - Lord Spiral: with money

8:36 PM - fera: my intro is "Hi, I'm calling about the redbook ad"

8:36 PM - Lord Spiral: and crack

8:38 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: You found another?

8:38 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: How many do you have lined up?

8:38 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: also

8:39 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: are you going to take them to the bone zone before hand?

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8:50 PM - fera: this is going to be a bizarre fucking day

8:50 PM - fera: if everything goes as planned

8:50 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: I will  document it

8:50 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: as long as my steam doesn't fuck up