[b]I've Found Love as a FlashCom Prostitute[/b]

If my parents knew I was whoring myself off as a thousand year old hermaphrodite succubus they'd send me to live with Uncle Jeeves up at the Midwich Dustbowls. I wouldn't blame them if I did; that's pretty bad even for FlashCom standards. People pay loads of credits for my services though, and it's not like I haven't already reserved my box seating in hell. I can't say I give much of a fuck. I've given out plenty of fucks already, as FlashCom succubi hermaphrodites are wont to do.