Just in Case: For Nate

CYOA: Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Gates to Infinity - Red Team, Blue Team, Sky Team, Infinite Team! Nate !PM597lkh2g 03/24/13(Sun)13:47 No.11764430 []
It all starts when you go to sleep one night after a day of divulging your time to ironically shitposting on the internet. On the contrary, however, this proves to be a vital mistake.

Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Gates to Infinity - Dark Night Forest

Within your sleep, the peaceful dream you're initially having soon transforms into a tragic nightmare beyond all possible imagination.

A Munna flies away as fast as it can from an initially unseen threat. The poor little fetus thing is crying, probably in concern for its own danger.

You cringe, the disturbing image discomforts you, and once the camera angle shifts to reveal the perpetrator for this heinous crime, you only get more uncomfortable.

It is a massive Hydreigon, its smaller heads chomping excessively, the main head attempts to use the smaller ones like arms, trying to get a grip on the Munna.

>"W-Wha..? Who is that?! Why is that Hydreigon chasing that Munna?!"

It almost looks like the Hydreigon has caught up to her , as one of its head seems too close to the Munna, but before the results can be shown, the dream fades away.

But you don't wake up. Instead, you see yourself, or what appears to be a vague shadow of your human body, floating away in a swirl of visual nonsense before disappearing.

>"H-Huh? Wait, come back! What happened to the Munna...was it just a dream?"
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 Anonymous  03/24/13(Sun)13:49 No.11764446 [] >>11764616
So this was what you have planned for today or are we still going to get some Delicious Nate?
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 Nate !PM597lkh2g  03/24/13(Sun)13:49 No.11764450 [] >>11764616
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>>11764430 (OP)
Pokemon Mysterious Dungeon Soundtrack: Questions/Dream

[Right. Sure. It was a dream. Alright, let's go with that then.]

>"Huh? Who was that!? Who's there?!"

[Pfft. My identity is none of your concern. I am only here to ask you questions, for that is my ultimate purpose.]

>"Wha...? Purpose? What kind of questions?"

[Oh, just questions that'll probably set your life in stone for the rest of your life. Face it brohombre, you've been called by a higher authority to serve a higher purpose than the one you do now. Ain't that a jam in the jackpot?]

>"A jack in the...wha?"

[Enough talking! Let's get to the questionnaire! Although I'm sorry to say that you may not like the end result, due to some budget cuts we had to chop out a few selections...]

>"B-Budget cuts? Well, I can still pick Totodile, right?!"

[.......Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Anyhow, even more budget cuts have caused to cut out all of the metaphorical shit and just get us to skip straight to the point. So let's do that. First, we'll try to discern your personality...]

>Of these five Pokemon, which do you like the most?
A) The ever-jolly and famous Pikachu.
B) The calm, elegant yet friendly Snivy.
C) The bashful yet valiant Oshawott.
D) The tubby, nervous, approachable Tepig.
E) The gleeful, loud, yet brave Axew.
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 Anonymous  03/24/13(Sun)13:51 No.11764466 []
It has to be axew.
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 Anonymous  03/24/13(Sun)13:51 No.11764472 []
>>11764430 (OP)
>ironically shitposting
But I'm not a huge faggot from /v/
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 Anonymous  03/24/13(Sun)13:52 No.11764487 [] >>11764511 >>11764616
CYOAs have always sucked.
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 Anonymous  03/24/13(Sun)13:56 No.11764511 []
>>11764487
Well that's just like, your opinion man.
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 Anonymous  03/24/13(Sun)14:01 No.11764557 [] >>11764579 >>11764616
These lame ass threads are still going on? Wtf nate?
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 Anonymous  03/24/13(Sun)14:02 No.11764572 []
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>mfw I kept refreshing just for fucking PMD

Will there at least be references to based original MD?
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 Anonymous  03/24/13(Sun)14:03 No.11764579 []
>>11764557
>Complaining these shit writefag threads are still around
>bumps it
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 Nate !PM597lkh2g  03/24/13(Sun)14:07 No.11764616 [] >>11764732 >>11764831
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>>11764446
Yes, this is what I had planned today.
>>11764487
>>11764557
I sincerely don't care.

>>11764450
Your shadowy human body cranes its head.

>"But all of those Pokemon suck, not even joking either. Gen V has an ice cream cone, are they even trying anymore? Their personalities are too gimmicky and their not even competitively viable."

The voice express a notable grumble.

[Ugh....Look. I give you a once in a lifetime opportunity, and you refuse to take it because what? You want to joke around? That's lame. The things you do are lame. Now choose something.

>"Uh..I guess Axew then. It's kinda shit but it's like, the least shit out of them all. Pikachu isn't cool anymore and you wouldn't catch me playing as a Unova starter any day of the week. At least Haxorus is usable."

[Alright, I can work with that.]

In seconds, your shadowy body dissolves into nothingness, and is quickly replaced by a colorful image of an Axew, complete with a sparkling shine of overkilling shiny effects.

[Congrats. You're now an Axew. Have fun with that. Now, here's my next question. And this one might sound awkward, especially since I can only talk to you via text box so just hang with me...]

>You are now an Axew. Although you are quite loud and over-cheerful when it comes to certain things, your vibrant optimism shifts into a brave demeanor whenever it's go-go battle time.

>Are you a boy or a girl?
A) "I'm a boy."
B) "I'm a girl."
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 Ban the slash  03/24/13(Sun)14:16 No.11764732 [] >>11764831
>>11764616
A

And I'm assuming you're going to use the Hitler Drifblim on this?
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 Nate !PM597lkh2g  03/24/13(Sun)14:26 No.11764831 [] >>11764851 >>11764888 >>11764891 >>11764910 >>11764953 >>11764963
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>>11764732
Again, nope. That's for something else.

>>11764616
>"I'm a boy. Why in the world would I ever be a girl?!"

[Excuse me asswipe, I couldn't hear you over your tears. Now, next question, we're just about halfway done. So if you haven't realized it until now, I'm about to send you into an alternate world or..dimension or something. Just like in the human world, you'll be lonely as fuck, so I've arranged for you to make a buddy there.]

>"A buddy...? Is it gong to be you?"

[Please, no. You've got to be kidding. I have much more important things to do with my time than romp around with the likes of you. That said, question three. You need a "dungeon-buddy" to roam the lands with, as the buddy system is and always shall-be, the best system. So take your pick out of the guys you ignored.]

>Who is your partner?
A) The ever-jolly and famous Pikachu.
B) The calm, elegant yet friendly Snivy.
C) The bashful yet valiant Oshawott.
D) The tubby, nervous, approachable Tepig.
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 Anonymous  03/24/13(Sun)14:27 No.11764851 []
>>11764831
C
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 Anonymous  03/24/13(Sun)14:31 No.11764888 []
>>11764831
A

Famous people are useful.
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 Anonymous  03/24/13(Sun)14:31 No.11764891 []
>>11764831

Oshawott
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 Anonymous  03/24/13(Sun)14:33 No.11764910 []
>>11764831
D, Tepig for bacon-flavored adorkability.
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 Nate !PM597lkh2g  03/24/13(Sun)14:37 No.11764953 [] >>11764972 >>11764975 >>11765011 >>11765012 >>11765013 >>11765073
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>>11764831
>"I choose...Oshawott!"

As soon as you say that, an Oshawott appears in the colorful dream void in the exact same fashion as you. However, the otter disappears before you can talk to it.

>"Uhh, what happened?"

[Don't worry. I'm hex-editing the current civilian database within the Pokemon World. I am tampering with the memories of the current inhabitants. The Oshawott you have selected has now been given a certified backstory, personality, and memories of its own made-up past. Everyone that Oshawott knows prior to this adventure also is aware of this, whether it be by memories or in-general acknowledgement.]

>"W-Wha?! ARE YOU A GOD?!"

[I'm something, alright. Now, next question. Your little Oshawott buddy is lacking one final thing that I have purposefully not edited into his database. You are given that decision this time.]

>What is the gender of your Oshawott buddy?
A) "My partner is a boy."
B) "My partner is a girl."
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 Anonymous  03/24/13(Sun)14:39 No.11764963 []
>>11764831
C for bro-tier
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 Anonymous  03/24/13(Sun)14:40 No.11764972 []
>>11764953
Reverse-trappy girl.
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 Anonymous  03/24/13(Sun)14:40 No.11764975 []
>>11764953
Make it a reverse trap.
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 Anonymous  03/24/13(Sun)14:45 No.11765011 []
>>11764953
Reverse trap
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 The Half Blood Jester !!c0Jv54ds8J5  03/24/13(Sun)14:45 No.11765012 []
>>11764953
You glorious son of a bitch.

B
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 Anonymous  03/24/13(Sun)14:45 No.11765013 []
>>11764953
A for fewer romance subplots
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 Nate !PM597lkh2g  03/24/13(Sun)14:51 No.11765073 [] >>11765106 >>11765126 >>11765127 >>11765129 >>11765226
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>>11764953
You begin twiddling your little stubby dragon fingers.

>"Uh...w-well you know that thing where a girl likes to uh, pretend she's a guy but she's really a girl but everyone doesn't know that? C-Can he be that?"

The voice sighs.

[Whatever. Sure. A girl who's somewhat masculine in appearance. There you kou kinky fuck. Now, I regret to inform you that I've just lied to you. Your partner is missing something else other than its identity and gender but you'll get to that at a later time, not now. Our final question is: What is your name, brave Axew?]

>What is your name?
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 Anonymous  03/24/13(Sun)14:54 No.11765106 [] >>11765112
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>>11765073
Rigel.
A reverse-trap needs a masculine-r name.
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 Anonymous  03/24/13(Sun)14:55 No.11765112 [] >>11765123
>>11765106
>what is "your" name
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 Anonymous  03/24/13(Sun)14:55 No.11765123 []
>>11765112
Yeah, I messed up.
Deleting post now. ;_;
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 Anonymous  03/24/13(Sun)14:56 No.11765126 []
>>11765073
Mance.
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 Anonymous  03/24/13(Sun)14:56 No.11765127 []
>>11765073
Axew
Nicknaming is for fags
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 Anonymous  03/24/13(Sun)14:56 No.11765129 []
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>>11765073
Jack Raiden
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 Nate !PM597lkh2g  03/24/13(Sun)15:08 No.11765226 [] >>11765293 >>11765305 >>11765313 >>11765330 >>11765353 >>11765408 >>11765440
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>>11765073
>"Uhh, well...I don't really nickname the Pokemon I catch in the games because it's kinda weird...Can I just be called "Axew"?"

[Huh. That's a first in all honesty. You wouldn't catch me dead with a name the same as my species though. Anyways this long questionnaire's starting to bore me, good thing we're all done. So now Axew, GO FORTH! ONWARD! HAVE ADVENTURES IN THE WORLD OF POKEMON!]

Instantly, you are thrust out from the dream rather forcefully, and it is here that you realize you're fucking freefalling in mid-air!

"W-Wha?! But what about the Munna? The Hydreigon?! Hello? VOICE!"

Nothing looks familiar. Nothing resembles home. Nothing looks like anything you've ever seen!

"H-Huh?...Oh. Uh-oh."

You try flapping your stubby arms to get some bird-flight, but it doesn't work.

"AAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!!!"

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Gates to Infinity - The Voice in the Dream

For a few moments, your vision is blurry. But it clears up once you see what -appears- to be a "male" Oshawott. You're in the middle of some sort of forest. The otter looks down at you with a mix of confusion and curiosity.

She waves her hand over you, "Uh? Hello? Hello! Are you okay?"

"Ugh...M-My head..." the otter helps you up, "Who are you?"

"Me? I'm!....Um, oh dear..." the Oshawott blushes, "O-Oh my, I seem to have forgotten my name! Now, what was it again...? This'll only take a second..." reveals the otter as she enters a thinking stance

>What is your partner's name?
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 Anonymous  03/24/13(Sun)15:14 No.11765293 []
>>11765226
DICKS
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 Anonymous  03/24/13(Sun)15:15 No.11765305 []
>>11765226
Breaker is the name.
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 Anonymous  03/24/13(Sun)15:16 No.11765313 []
>>11765226
Oshawott
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 Anonymous  03/24/13(Sun)15:18 No.11765330 []
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>>11765226
Faris.
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 Anonymous  03/24/13(Sun)15:21 No.11765353 []
>>11765226
Tepig because she thinks she is one.
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 Anonymous  03/24/13(Sun)15:27 No.11765408 []
>>11765226
Oswald
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 Nate !PM597lkh2g  03/24/13(Sun)15:31 No.11765440 [] >>11765532
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>>11765226
Tiny Woods - Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Red Rescue Team Music Extended

The Oshawott continues to tap its mind until the answer finally comes, "Aha! I remember now, my name is Breaker! Or well, it's kind of a "codename" really. My real name is Oswald, b-but don't tell anyone that!"

You scratch your chin, "Huh? Breaker? I mean, that's not a bad name I guess, but why is that your codename?"

Breaker cocks her eyebrows in a scandalous way, "You really don't wanna know. Now that we're acquainted, do you mind telling me who you are?"

"Me? Oh well, I'm Axew! I...I. Gee, I can't seem to remember much of anything. All I remember was this dream, and this voice, and falling out of no where, ACK!"

You begin running around the clearing, "VOICE! VOOOOICE! WHERE ARE YOU!?"

Nobody comes to your rescue.

"Eh? Are you feeling okay?" asks Breaker.

You turn to face her, "Uh...No, no not really. See Breaker, I kinda fell outta the sky..."

Breaker cranes her head, "Ah, wha...? Fell out the sky? Are you sure you aren't just fibbing to me so you don't have to tell me the truth?"

"W-What? No! I really came out of the sky! It was the weirdest thing too, I can't remember a gosh darn thing!"

Breaker frowns, "Wow, that's awful! Well, if you are telling the truth, I guess you can bunk with me then for a while, at least until we find someone who knows who you are, I kinda had plans when I was going to Post Town."

"Post Town?"

Breaker does a double-take, "WHUZZAT?!! Y-You've never been to Post Town!? Oh my god, you're missing out! I was heading over there because my latest and greatest settlement is about to be perched near there. As my new honorary acquaintance, you HAVE to come see!"

"W-Wait, I'm n-not-!" you protest, but Breaker drags you along for the ride.
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 Nate !PM597lkh2g  03/24/13(Sun)15:40 No.11765532 [] >>11765569 >>11765601
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>>11765440
Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Gates to Infinity - Vision of Ragged Mountain

Breaker drags you all the way out of the forest and to a small mountain.

>RAGGED MOUNTAIN - OUTSIDE; BASE.

Breaker intends on crossing the bridge with you to get to her new settlement, but a problem arises instantly, and it doesn't make her happy.

"Shoot! The bridge is out, that's just not good. Say Axew, how good are you at adventuring?"

You crane your head, "Uh, good enough?"

She grabs your hand again, "Excellent! Come on, Ragged Mountain is a mystery dungeon. If we enter the cave, we'll be thrown into a mysterious labyrinth filled with surprises and the like!"

"W-WHAT?"

"Have a better idea on crossing that bridge?"

"Well, no, but-"

"MYSTERY DUNGEON IT IS!"

>Ragged Mountain
>1F

"Now Axew, I'm still kind of a newbie at this whole mystery dungeon business, but don't worry. I'm sure if we newbies team-up, we'll deal with this a-okay! Just follow my lead!" Breaker puts your fears to rest with a pat and an assuring smile.

>"It's weird, her voice sounds like a girl, but she looks like a boy Oshawott...?"

You and Breaker travel through the dungeon, but it isn't long before another problem arises. This time in the form of combat incoming.

>There are three paths, one with a Woobat, one with a Klink, and one with a Gothita.
>Take which path?
A) Woo Woo Woobat Path
B) Klink Path
C) Gothia Path
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 Anonymous  03/24/13(Sun)15:44 No.11765569 []
>>11765532

A, because the name sounds really cute.
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 Nate !PM597lkh2g  03/24/13(Sun)15:48 No.11765601 [] >>11765611 >>11765621 >>11765698
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>>11765532
Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Gates to Infinity - Ragged Mountain

You head down the Woobat Path, which stays true to its namesake, it's a path with a Woobat in it.

"Alright Axew, you did it! Uh, next problem is though, sometimes there are some angsty guys in these dungeons, like this Woobat, he's not really moving it."

You scratch your head, "Oh...Well, I don't think I remember how to fight stuff yet, d-do you know how to fight?"

Breaker puts her hands on her otter-hips, "'Course I do, I'm Breaker! I know how to kick tushy! You stay here and watch me show you how it's done!"

With that, Breaker walks up to the Woobat, ready to kick its bat-ass.

>Breaker uses...
A) Tackle
B) Water Gun
C) Assurance
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 Anonymous  03/24/13(Sun)15:49 No.11765611 []
>>11765601
C
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 Anonymous  03/24/13(Sun)15:51 No.11765621 []
>>11765601
Water Gun is the optimal choice. But no, use Assurance.
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 Nate !PM597lkh2g  03/24/13(Sun)16:00 No.11765698 [] >>11765914
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>>11765601
Breaker begins to contemplate her first move, "Alright...Woobat is a dual Psychic and Flying-type so..."

"ASSURANCE, GO GO!" Breaker hops into the air, and slaps the Woobat twice with each hand, squishing the bat together.

"W-Woob-bat..." the bat faints before it can even land a hit, let alone -try to-.

"Alright Breaker, you did it!"

Breaker falls back to the ground, "You're darn right I did, now let's keep going, this mystery dungeon's pretty small for a tutorial, so there's bound to be an exit nearby."
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After defeating a few more enemies, you and Breaker make it outside the cave, but unfortunately not on the other -side- of the mountain.

"Dang! I thought for sure we had it in the clear once we were at 3F. O-Oh wait! I got an idea!"

Breaker turns to you, "Axew! Use your big head and ram that tree down, we'll use it as a bridge to cross!"

You jump, "W-What?! My head? I-It's not really that big, is it?"

Breaker turns you around so that you're facing the tree instead of her, "It's as big as you think it is, buddy, now go!~"

She pushes you, and you start to stumble, fortunately for that, you catch yourself. The stumble turns into running, which then becomes a full sprint.

You ram your big horned-head into the tree, knocking it down.

Breaker claps her hands, "Brilliant! Let's keep going!~"
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 Anonymous  03/24/13(Sun)16:16 No.11765838 []
Finally found the thread and now there are no choices to make......

Guess I'll come back later
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 Nate !PM597lkh2g  03/24/13(Sun)16:24 No.11765914 [] >>11765931
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>>11765698
A few more tutorial trials and tribulations are all that stand to oppose you in this dungeon. Quickly, you and Breaker make it out without any harm done. Unfortunately, all of the enemies were so piss-poor that you barely got any experience from it.

"'Kay Axew. We're somewhere near Post Town now, BUUUUT. Before that. I wanna take you to my new settlement! Follow me!"

Breaker runs down the North crossroad and heads to the East one, "Hurry hurry! It's down here, I got it for a steal!"

Curious, you follow her.

. . .
. . .
. . .

Only to find that her "settlement" is in the middle of a completely BARREN wasteland!

"'Tah-da-dah! My new home! What'd ya think?"

You're confused if anything, "Uh...It's nice I guess. But where's the HOUSE?!"

Breaker blushes, "Haha! That's just the thing, there ISN'T a house yet! That's why I wanted to go to Post Town, maybe there's a carpenter there who could help u-"

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Gates to Infinity - Mysterious World

"Hmm?"

The two of you turn around.

"Oh! It's you!" says Breaker.

"Hmm? Me? Yeah. It's me. I'm Quagsire. Hmm? I'm the guy who gave Breaker land."

You shrug, "Y'know the least you could have done was add a house to the deal, couldn't you?"

Quagsire keeps his blank expression on his face, "I could have. But I didn't. Hmm? I guess it just didn't cross my mind. Besides, the place would cost more. Hmm? Breaker used up all of her savings to buy it."

Breaker smiles, "All 64 of my P!"

You jump in shock, "64?! But that's barely nothing!"

Quagsire clicks his tongue, "Yeah. It's nothing. Hmm? See, I priced smart. Nothing price, for nothing land. It's a good business and marketing decision. Hmm?"

"Well Quagsire, I appreciate your generosity, but I have to ask, is there anywhere in Post Town where I might be able to track down a carpenter?"
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 Nate !PM597lkh2g  03/24/13(Sun)16:25 No.11765931 [] >>11766045 >>11766133
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>>11765914
"Hmm? Oh no. I don't. I don't keep track of that stuff. Hmm? But. I like you and that dragon. So I'll come back tomorrow and tell you what I find in town. It's kinda late. You should sleep. Hmm?"

With that, the big salamander walks off.

"Huh...Why was he so calm? I was expecting him to be a jolly fellow based on his looks."

Breaker prepares a dual pair of beds made out of hay, "Ah, that's just how Quagsire is. Now come on Axew, let's just head to bed. Quagsire will tell us about a carpenter in the morning!"

You nod, and the two of you retreat to the makeshift beds.

"Seems real odd for us to sleeping on hay in the wilderness.." you point out.

Breaker shivers, "Don't worry, I'm used to it. Once we build a house, then we'll have some real fun! And to make things even better... Axew, you say you don't know where you came from, right?"

"Yeah..?"

"Then clearly you have no purpose!"

"I-I guess that makes sense..."

Breaker smiles with a notable blush, "U-uh, brilliant! We'll be um, partners forever then! Since you don't have anywhere to go, I'll take you in, it's only the best I can do!"

"Whoa, really? Thanks a lot!"

"No problem!~"

You and your new partner fall asleep. . ..
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 Nate !PM597lkh2g  03/24/13(Sun)16:38 No.11766045 [] >>11766133 >>11766144 >>11766315
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>>11765931
You have another dream about the Munna and the Hydreigon..

But still, none of your questions are answered.

You and Breaker wake up at about the same time, while the two of you go on about what to do today, Quagsire shows up again, this time with some good news.

"Hey. It's um. Me. Quagsire, again. Hmm?"

Breaker hops up out of bed, "Oh! Quagsire, hey, how are you?"

"I'm, hmm? I'm fine. So last night I went around town, looking for a hmm? Carpenter. Yeah. I went around town looking for a carpenter for you guys, and I found one. He's a bit mean, hmm? But otherwise a good egg. Follow me, we're going to hmm? Post Town."

You and Breaker follow Quagsire as he lingers back out into the crossroads, and takes the West crossroad, "Hmm? Post Town. It's right here. You better hurry, the carpenter is impatient."

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Gates to Infinity - So Come On! Post Town!

Post Town is just what you'd expect from any basic town, a civilization full of seemingly happy and joyful people, except for one thing.

THERE ARE POKEMON AND HOUSES SHAPED LIKE POKEMON!

As you and Breaker take in the sights, Quagsire approaches you.

"Hmm. I'm going to go check the carpenter, make sure he's in today and stuff. If he is, I'll give the go signal and let you guys come in. I'm a, hmm? Neutral party. So he'll understand me. Go ahead and kill time until I get back."

The two of you nod understandably while Quagsire heads to a nearby shop.

>Kill time!
A) Go to Rampardos' shop.
B) Go to Cincinno's shop.
C) Those three elemental monkeys look like interesting conversationalists!
D) There's seems to be a fight going on over there..
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 Anonymous  03/24/13(Sun)16:46 No.11766133 []
>>11766045
D

>>11765931
>We'll be best friends forever!

Oh god OP, I know you're just going to keep hurting me but I keep coming back anyway
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 Anonymous  03/24/13(Sun)16:48 No.11766144 []
>>11766045
D
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 Anonymous  03/24/13(Sun)16:54 No.11766203 [] >>11766321
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i've never tryed any of these. should i grab the new one or one of the older ones? i heard the older ones have more options of which to be but if the new one is that much better.
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 Nate !PM597lkh2g  03/24/13(Sun)17:09 No.11766315 [] >>11766321 >>11766349 >>11766385 >>11766603 >>11766870 >>11767406
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>>11766045
Oh boy, a Roggenrola seems to be going at it with a Ducklett!

Mario & Luigi - Bowser's Inside Story ~ Music ~ Panic

"YO BRO! You just hit me on purpose, didn't you man!? That does not ROCK!" Roggenrola hops up and down, staring rocky daggers at the Ducklett.

Roggenrola hops up and down, "THAT HURT, YOU DUMMY, DUMB, DIM-WITTED, DOOFUS!"

Now Ducklett is infuriated, just seconds ago he was buying shit from Kecleon's store, now he has to deal with this? He expands his wings, "WHOA! All I did was brush you with my beak, and it was no accident! WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL!?"

Roggenrola pushes Ducklett, "My DEAL is that you don't go around BRUSHING PEOPLE WITH YOUR BIG MEATY BEAKS!"

Ducklett scoffs, "Well maybe YOU shouldn't go throwing a FIT over EVERY LITTLE BUMP!"

Breaker turns to you, "This seems serious, Axew! I wonder why the Patrat and Rufflet over there aren't helping out..."

>Come in-between the fight?
A) Stop the fight!
B) Don't be a hero, it's not worth it.
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 Anonymous  03/24/13(Sun)17:11 No.11766321 []
>>11766203
If you ask me, the new one is as good as the old ones after adding everything together but is easier overall and some of the minuses may be more of a minus to some people than others.

Gates at the very least is the most user friendly and probably the most welcoming to newcomers. I'd personally go with it or Rescue Team, then Explorers after which one you pick.

>>11766315
Go off the rails, stop the fight.
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 Anonymous  03/24/13(Sun)17:15 No.11766349 []
>>11766315
B
This is no time for heroics.
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 Anonymous  03/24/13(Sun)17:18 No.11766385 []
>>11766315
A
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 Anonymous  03/24/13(Sun)17:38 No.11766603 []
>>11766315
A
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 Anonymous  03/24/13(Sun)18:05 No.11766870 []
>>11766315
A

As the unknown protagonist we happen to be a respectable neutral party.
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 Nate !PM597lkh2g  03/24/13(Sun)19:10 No.11767406 [] >>11767450 >>11767487 >>11767509 >>11767731 >>11767732
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>>11766315
The Ducklett charges a Water Gun while Roggenrola charges a Smack Down.

Until you and Breaker intervene, disrupting the fight but causing the both of you to be hit by the attacks in the process.

"Ow!" you scratch your head, stupid Smack Down's got you all on the ground now.

Breaker merely shrugs, "Eh. I've seen worst." after all, she's only been sprayed with water.

However, the Roggenrola and Ducklett still don't quite see eye to eye. With a harrumph, they both turn their backs to each other, neither apologizing for how they have acted.

"HMPH!"

The duck and the rock buzz off in separate directions.

You frown, "Geez..What's their problem?"

A) Go to Rampardos' shop.
B) Go to Cincinno's shop.
C) Talk to Rufflet and Patrat
D) Go to Kecleon's shop
E) Talk to Lillipup and Herdier.
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 Anonymous  03/24/13(Sun)19:16 No.11767450 []
>>11767406
B
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 Anonymous  03/24/13(Sun)19:20 No.11767487 []
>>11767406
B
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 Anonymous  03/24/13(Sun)19:22 No.11767509 []
>>11767406
C
Why didn't those bastards do anything?
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 Anonymous  03/24/13(Sun)19:44 No.11767706 []
D
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 Anonymous  03/24/13(Sun)19:48 No.11767731 []
>>11767406
B
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 Nate !PM597lkh2g  03/24/13(Sun)19:48 No.11767732 [] >>11767738 >>11767758 >>11767786 >>11768108 >>11768871
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>>11767406
Breaker sighs, "The nerve of those guys, they didn't even bother helping those poor guys out with their fight!"

You and Breaker watch as the Rufflet takes off into the skies, while Patrat scurries away to keep clear of public eye.

You shake your head, "Geez, Breaker. You didn't tell me everyone in this town was had a strained relationship with everybody else."

Breaker stomps her foot, "I didn't know that!"

"Well, let's see if we can learn more about the other shops over here. Say, we can start out at that Cincinno's shop!"

The two of you make your way to the furry Cincinno, who smiles as soon as she sees you, "Ahh!~ Welcome to Cincinno's Gift Shop! Here I make gifts just like how my customers like them! But right now I'm kind of running low on material for wrapping paper, I only had enough to make three gifts today, you wouldn't happen to have any Poke, would you?"

You and Breaker look at each other, "Don't look at me, I spent my Poke on the land!"

You check your own pockets, finding only a small handful of Poke that was collected back at Ragged Mountain."

You place the Poke on Cincinno's table, "Uhh, will this be able to net us any gifts?"

Cincinno hums, counting each coin separately, "Um...Only one, sorry, but it's the best I can do. I do hope you enjoy whatever you get though!"

>Choose which of Cincinno's gifts?
A) The blue plain gift.
B) The striped green gift.
C) The pink polka-dot gift.
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 Anonymous  03/24/13(Sun)19:48 No.11767738 []
>>11767732
A
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 Anonymous  03/24/13(Sun)19:51 No.11767758 []
>>11767732
A
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 Anonymous  03/24/13(Sun)19:53 No.11767786 []
>>11767732
A
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 Anonymous  03/24/13(Sun)20:31 No.11768108 []
>>11767732
B
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 Anonymous  03/24/13(Sun)21:37 No.11768669 [] >>11768871
Nate, is this the last Bonus thanks for reading chapter or is this a completely separate thing
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 Nate !PM597lkh2g  03/24/13(Sun)22:02 No.11768871 [] >>11768893
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>>11768669
Completely separate. Unrelated. This has nothing to do with any other of my stories.

>>11767732
You choose the plain, blue gift and pay for it using the last of your money.

You open it inside to obtain...

>BANDANNAS GET!

"Oh neat, bandannas! This'll surely do us good in upcoming dungeons! We'll be able to let everyone know we're going around, cleaning up Post Town!" Breaker applies his red bandanna, and you don your own.

You and her bid Cincinno goodbye, and she immediately goes back to work on scavenging more material. Meanwhile, Quagsire has finally finished his rounds, he returns to you at his leisurely pace.

"Hey. Axew. Breaker. I see you saw that fight, hmm? Kinda weird, isn't it, hmm? Relationships haven't been working out in Post Town lately, hmm? Some say it's the Mystery Dungeons making everyone so tense, but it doesn't help that everyone's feelings are so, hmm? Strained. Everyone's all grumpy, grumpy and stuff."

Breaker nods, "Huh. That actually makes sense. A lot of Pokemon these days are only looking out for themselves, clearly they have their own problems in those Mystery Dungeons but are just too much of a coward to ask for help from these other butthurt Pokemon!"
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 Nate !PM597lkh2g  03/24/13(Sun)22:05 No.11768893 []
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>>11768871
Quagsire clicks his tongue, "Hmm? Seems reasonable. Anyhow, those guys over there," the salamander points to two Timburrs, "those guys. Those are the carpenter's apprentices. Y'know. You talk to them, get in the good word and stuff, and you'll be in business in no time, hmm?"

You're about to say something, when Quagsire one-ups you, "Actually. Better idea. I'll help you out, hmm? By starting things up."

Quagsire limbers over to the two working Pokemon, "Hey, lads."

The Timburrs turn around, "Wha?"

"Yeah. You, where's your master?"

The Timburrs frown, "Uh...Master? You mean boss right?" says one of them.

The other one points inside, "Because he's in the workshop, BUT he's kinda grumpy right now, or as we Timburrs say, "Gurrmpy"."

The first Timburr cocks an eyebrow, "Wait wait. Why do you want 'da boss again?"

Breaker steps in, "Your boss is the carpenter right?"

The first Timburr smacks his buddy around with his wood, "NO DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH! Come on in, we'll show you to him!"

With that, the two Timburrs step into the shop, Quagsire steps aside, "Hmm? I'll stay right here. That carpenter is too "Eugh" to be around for too long. I'll keep watch."

Breaker nods, and you follow her inside.
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 Anonymous  03/24/13(Sun)22:27 No.11769099 []
The head carpenter's office has an interesting collection of human paraphernalia and collectibles, including the largest cookie-jar collection you've ever seen.

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