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Antero's Application to MRN

Dec 20th, 2014
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  1. 1. Do you have a pulse?
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  3. Right up until i become a zombie and/or vampire. Please note this answer also applies to when i accomplish my goal of becoming a Lich.
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  5. 2. Do you breathe?
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  7. I make a point of remembering to move my diaphragm regularly. Exceptions include but are not limited to Swimming, drowning, being digested by a whale, mud wrestling when I'm losing and naturally when someone farts in my face.
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  9. 3. Do you enjoy chatting?
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  11. Define chatting. I can carry a conversation with you, main, myself and the voices in my head. Sometimes its serious, sometimes its to beg, but usually its to accomplish some form of trolling.
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  13. 4. do you feel as though your contributions to the guild and the game should be meaningful and/or game changing?
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  15. The contributions should be, yes, but we must take care of ourselves as well. Where would the guild be, after all, if we all sacrificed ourselves sepuku style for the honor of the guild? Empty. The answer is Empty.
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  17. 5. Just kidding about #4. Are you sure you're breathing?
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  19. I am at the computer and not in any of the situations previously mentioned. Short answer is no, I wasn't. Thank you for the reminder.
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  21. 6. You clearly forgot this important question so i will provide one and then subsequently answer it. Never mind. You asked a question. [04:41:52] [Santa] Community SantaKeith: Tell me truth, is it my smile?
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  23. Yes. Yes it is. I melt like Olaf in front of the hearth.
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  25. 7. Lastly, all we really want to know is if you have a sense of humour.
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  27. I corrected your spelling. Humour is spelt with a u. As for whether or not i have a sense of it i'll let you decide.
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  29. 8. Ok,I lied, there are more. Did you even notice #6 was missing?
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  31. Have you even read this? seriously? why are you asking me such a silly question? I could sing a song here and you probably wouldn't even realize it. watch. im just going to type gibberish now. dsfadf sadf gtk ko ll fergf asdc gjreklg nlkfsdf lksdfer knlkdfbn jflksadfmnvf ljfg ksdnf l rope mm,,v ;;kjsd ndskjfh sdfj. I'm bored now.
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  33. 9. Watch this (http://goo.gl/vGYUsZ) video. Do you also?
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  35. My mom owns a turtle and i own 4 other cold blooded creatures. Yes. I also.
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  37. 10. Do you know the number to 9-1-1?
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  39. Yes. It's 0118 999 881 999 119 7253. For reference: http://goo.gl/RvP7C5
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  41. 11. Do you know the way to San Jose?
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  43. Nope. but then again neither does the Stanley Cup.
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  45. 12*. Do you know the way to San Jose?
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  47. Yes. You need to work on your numbers man... seriously.
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  49. 13. Did I stutter?
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  51. No. It's called perseveration (http://www.cancerinstitute.org.au/media/34410/perseveration_factsheet.pdf)
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  53. 14. You're seriously forgetting another number? Don't worry. I got this.
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  55. 15. Did you laugh at least once during this application?
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  57. Nope. Straight face the whole time.
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  59. 16. Are you still reading this?
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  61. No. Technically im still answering this. My monkey is telling me the questions and he's taking the dictations. He went quiet after question 7 though. skipped to 9. No idea what happened there.
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  63. 17. Damn, I skipped another. Can you forgive me?
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  65. Can you send me another monkey? with a unicycle? No? Ok. How about just the monkey then? Seriously I'm lonely. I mean Antero needs another worker.
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  67. 18. Have you had enough yet?
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  69. Yes!!! This idiot keeps throwing his feces at me (apparently he thinks its hilarious), Keeps trying to convince me to let him outside, and refuses to pay me in anything other than bananas. This guy is the worst Boss ever.
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  71. Send help
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  73. Dictated but not read,
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  75. Antero Rin
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