Ryoubi's Bold-friend

>Since the first day you saw her on college, your brain refuses to forget her.

She always showed tough and arrogant to everyone, but you could see and enjoy those loving moments she had when she was around. She may not have breasts (why trying to fool yourself?), but that doesn't stop her from being beautiful: her hair and its color are perfect, and that ahoge is a strawberry on the top of the cake. Also you couldn't unsee those huge hips since the first time...

>You like her, and want to give yourself a chance to be her boy

>But what would her boy need?

>You guess her friends should have a patience even bigger than her desires to hurt people. Then, you must have an even bigger patience...Check!

>Guns weren't (and aren't) your stuff exactly, but you had a good aim. A good start to try to approach.

>Finally, the hardest requirement: enough courage to face her sadism. Would she love someone who doesn't love himself? You don't think so; would she even befriend someone who doesn't want to get beat up every 5 seconds? Only to be rivals.

>So it seems you'll have to show her another world, a world about loving, cute, fluffy and round sruff, and if she doesn't like it, what's the worst that could happen?

>Besides, well...getting a shot in the head? Or getting destroyed until th-

>There she is! Wait, is it coming to-

>"Hello there, bastardo!"

"H-Hi there."

>"You seem nervous...were you having dirty thoughts with me, you lonely dog?"

"Uhhhh..."

>"Well I don't blame you for that; in fact, it surprises me. You think you can escape from my perception but I know already you have a crush on me...and you know what? Whatever, let's make your dreams come true, kinda."

>...What is she-

"Wanna be my dog?"

"YES!"

"Wait, your dog?"

>"You heard me! My, dog. Don't expect to go any further than that! Did you think I'd beg you to become your girlfriend and we'd go to the cinema and share the same pair of headphones and all that corny crap? Don't make me laugh!"

>No. You're having none of that.

>"So what do you say, dog? Or you rather to be my bitch? I warn you I'm not into-"

>You suddenly steal her a kiss

>She blushes

>"D-did you just..."

>"..."

>"...!!!"

>W-what MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN-"

>You hold her head and kiss her again, this time with tongue

>"Mmmm...!!!"

>She tries to get away. You hold her arms until she gives up and surrender to your lips. She puts her hands against your arms, as if trying to pull you away but without making any effort

>You fold your hands behind her

>"Mmmmm~"

"Mmmmm..."

>...

>After a while she separates her lips from yours.

>"You have some guts...I guess you can be my man, after all..."

"Glad to hear that..."

>Wait

>You two are in the middle of a hall of the college

"Oooooooohhhhhh...."

>"...what?"

>She looks around. Everyone is staring at you.

>"...!!!"

"...!!!"

>Suddenly someone starts clapping, and so does a woman, and an another guy starts hissing until everyone is praising your love in different ways;

>"Way to go, man!"

>"Don't let him go!"

>"This is the kind of stuff I'm talking about!"

>"Ara ara~"

>"Get a room, you two!"

>"What's your secret?!"

>Then you tell to your girl:

"Can I ask you something?"

>"..."

"Whatever you're about to do to me, is it going to hurt?"

>"..."