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The Socialist-Free Purity Pledge

I, ________________________________, do solemnly swear to uphold the principles of a

socialism-free society and heretofore pledge my word that I shall strictly adhere to the following:

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I pledge to eliminate all government intervention in my life. I will abstain from the use of and

participation in any socialist goods and services including but not limited to the following:

● Social Security

● Medicare/Medicaid

● State Children’s Health Insurance Programs (SCHIP)

● Police, Fire, and Emergency Services

● US Postal Service

● Roads and Highways

● Air Travel (regulated by the FAA)

● The US Railway System

● Public Subways and Metro Systems

● Public Bus and Lightrail Systems

● Rest Areas on Highways

● Sidewalks

● All Government-Funded Local/State Projects (e.g., see Iowa 2009 federal senate

appropriations--http://grassley.senate.gov/issues/upload/Master-Approps-73109.pdf)

● Public Water and Sewer Services (toilet, shower, dishwasher, kitchen sink,

outdoor hose!)

● Public and State Universities and Colleges

● Public Primary and Secondary Schools

● Sesame Street

● Publicly Funded Anti-Drug Use Education for Children

● Public Museums

● Libraries

● Public Parks and Beaches

● State and National Parks

● Public Zoos

● Unemployment Insurance

● Municipal Garbage and Recycling Services

● Treatment at Any Hospital or Clinic That Ever Received Funding From Local, State or

Federal Government

● Medical Services and Medications That Were Created or Derived From Any Government

Grant or Research Funding

● Medical Services and Medications That Were Created or Derived From Any Government

Grant or Research Funding

In return for this I expect to be allowed to forego my income tax bill of $_________ and will consider the matter settled.

 

Signed ________________________________________