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  1. I will probably repeat some stuff because theres alot of shit in this community and some of it is cause of the same reasons for the most part.
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  3. Little explaination why im writing this, i simply had enough of all the bullshit that i see everyday on twitch, people have no fucking opinions they just repeat what they heard from others. I feel like its time to write a proper dark souls 2 honor book.
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  5. Lets begin with the whole "i wanna challenge myself" garbage. I understand if you feel like its too easy to win against peaches with weapons like a katana or longsword and you wanna use something like a KUGS or a scythe. Well, heres the thing first of all, the reason why its easy to win against peaches is because they play locked on and also cant dodge for shit, not because youre using a good weapon(and im not saying a KUGS or a scythe isnt good, they are). They are just worse in some situations, like a royal dirk user hugging your ass all day, it will take more than just spamming attacks to beat him, you might need to pivot stab him or space his running attack with r1's. If you truly want to "challenge yourself" then there you go, theres a challenge for you, dont go around fucking complaining how you cant win because he has a better weapon, a challenge is supposed to be hard, if its easy to win then its not a challenge. But thats not the reason most people use "bad" weapons, they use it to have an excuse for losing or a reason to brag. "hey guys i just beat etox with a ladle, im the best" or "hey guys i lost to etox but i was using a ladle so it doesnt count :(" Do you see my point? Only wins will count.
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  7. Buffs. Are they good? Yes. Should you care if a random peach uses it? No. It shouldnt matter if they buff or not because you should not get hit in the first place, so if they do more damage it would not matter. It's just another excuse for sloppy play, it's not a big deal for me because i play the same way against someone that doesn't buff. If you are one of those fancy MLG
  8. backstep-for-no-reason spammers(another paragraph on this later) then yeah, you will lose alot to them. It's your fault for not playing smart, blame yourself, not them.
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  10. Reactivity. Everyone is reactive. If you press R1 and i press roll on reaction, that means i am reactive. There is just a difference between me and some random garbagelord, i know how to roll and punish properly, they just run away for days and still get hit. "Tommy is very reactive" was a common thing to say for months, let me explain what and why Tommy did what he did. He actually took this game 100% serious and that is how you play it properly, you should never get hit while not in recovery frames, so he simply didnt attack untill it was safe to do so. His rolls were on point and didnt get hit, his punishes were perfect so you got hit everytime you missed an attack on him. The only reason they called him very reactive and not the other players is because Tommy did it correctly while everyone else kept getting hit. It's once again, just another excuse for losing, if you cant beat someone, say that he is using a better weapon thats also buffed while being reactive, works 10/10 times.
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  12. The backstep spam. Its not hard and it doesnt make you a good player, its also not an aggressive playstyle, its a stupid one. If you hug someone and backstep around them 50 times but still not attack untill they press a button its the exact same as being 20 feet from them spinning in circles waiting for them to come to you, except thats the smart way of doing it because you cant get hit from that range. There are situations where a reverse backstep is good, if you think that someone is going to roll in a straigth line behind you, you can do a reverse step into an attack and catch their roll. It also works for landing a backstab against some slow running attacks like a murakumo. But if you reserve step into someone, then do it again, and again untill they do something thats nothing but being reactive.
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  14. Bad and good weapons. The weapon tierlist in this game doesnt matter unless youre fighting the very best, just like in street fighter, i could pick the best character against the worst, Tommy would still beat me because he has 20years of experience against my 1 month. There is very few people that i would consider to be on that level where they can dodge properly and abuse the weakness of your weapon, against most people all you need to do is dodge better than them, they will eventually get hit by your attacks and die. There are weapons that are easier to use, spamming the 2handed katana run attack recovery cancels is piss easy compared to landing an attack with a scythe, but there are other ways to hit them besides spamming the easy attacks. If you lose to a bad player with a "better" weapon its your fault, just like i said before, an excuse for losing, its always easier to blame it on something else instead of admitting that you fucked up. If you accidently do a rolling attack instead of a quickroll and lose half your health because you get hit by a katana counter, its your fault for fucking up that quickroll.
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  16. Latency. Everything i said before does not matter if theres bad latency. You cant outplay someone if you need to guess where he is. Thats the reason i petrify people, onesided connection issues. If everything you do is unpunishable because you are 2 seconds behind on my screen while its totally normal for you, i will not win because im better, i will only win because i got lucky and you also suck. Now im not an expert in computer science, but im pretty sure that consistent one sided lagg is not the games fault. Take Skor and me for example, we both have shitty connecion to eachother, equally bad, then theres Feedatron, by the time he starts his attack on my screen, on his he already finished it while im completly normal for him. I know for a fact that Skor has good internet and the reason our connection is bad is due to the distance and bad routing between us. Now what i know about Feedatron is that he is laggy for Jimmy, Andy and me and he streams at about 5000 bitrate. What that tells me is that his internet is just simply not fast enough to stream at such high bitrate and play a p2p game at the same time. If i had the same kind of latency against everyone i fight, but i would be the one with the advantage, i cant see how would i ever lose, i can play sloppy as fuck and still get away with it because i have no recovery frames. Im considered as one of the best players, right? So why can i 9/10 times punish lets say Tommy's attack in a greataxe vs scythe match, but miss it everytime agaisnt Feedatron? Does he know some secret tech that we dont? No, his latency is just the same as speeding up your recovery frames by using Cheat Engine. Im simply not going to waste my time against someone thats too lazy to either call his ISP, lower his bitrate in OBS or buy an ethernet cable, but im also not going to give them the win by black crystaling.
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  18. Incase you still dont get it, made a little video for you with Banishor showing how much latency matters. First clip shows good connection, i can punish all of his failed parry attempts, on the second clip he started streaming with his garbage internet and it went to fucking hell, he parried me eventho i timed it perfectly according to my screen, even when i hit him i couldnt tell if it worked cause he lagged the fuck out while on his end everything looked pretty normal. So if that was a person with about 20+ viewers doing it, all those people wouldve seen is me losing to parry spam when in reality there was not a single fucking thing i couldve done better, 2 r1's from a 2handed foot soldiers sword does more damage than a backstab, so to optizime my damage on the whiffed parry attempt i would need to go for the R1's and not the backstab, but as you can see, optimal smart play gets countered by latency.
  19. https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B28DHXKqf6WuR1RROWplVnhpdDQ/view?usp=sharing
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  21. The "bragging". When i mention it, i do not mean straigth up saying "i beat etox so im better", i mean the passive aggressive bragging. Here's some quotes for you:
  22. "and when you start losing just pull out a straigthsword, right etox? :)"
  23. "i lost but the score is still in my favor"
  24. "i fought etox today but i won with a bandit ga so he probably wasnt playing serious"
  25. People just HAVE to mention it in some way that they beat someone else. If you want a real reason to brag about beating me, lets have a first to 10 session after you do a speedtest and we make sure that our latency is consistent, if you beat me in that, feel free to brag about it.
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  27. Why i do what i do. What i mean by saying that i dont take this game serious is that i do not spend hours practicing how to do shit like weapon swap roll attacks every single day. I just play the game to the best of my knowledge without spending time on trying to take it to the next level. I will also have fights where i just do stupid shit for fun, such as spamming parries or R2's because i dont care about winning, but i will also turn on godmode and petrify you just before i would lose if the only reason im losing is your shit internet, which is the case 95% of the time. If you waste my time, i will waste yours. If im in the arena with anything, im there to win with it, i dont test in the arena, if i wanna test something i will ask someone to summon me. What im doing is called practicing, im trying to use my newly found tech in actual fights where people are not standing still to see if its any good. Thats because i wanna bring some life to the arena and have fights thats more than just run attack spam, but apperently its boring and annoying to play against builds like the bleed glitch or poison mage, but also its boring to play against me when im trying my hardest because i wont spam attacks, so basically as long as i win, its boring to play against me, but if you win it was a fun fight. The reason why i shit talk pretty much all of you is because you do the same with me, for weeks or months before joining the twitch high school i was the most hated person in this game alongside of Failga. None of you bothered to ask why im throwing dung pies at you, why do i have that offhand estoc, why is it so hard to hit me, why am i backstab fishing or anything along those lines, you just lost then went to a stream and said "i hate etox". Well sorry for being good at the game i guess.
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  29. Feel free to add me on steam and share your opinion on these things, i will gladly tell you why you are wrong.
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