Hitler: Hey there
Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: Oh
Hitler: Know any jews in your life?
Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: Actually yes
Hitler: Nice
Hitler: did you know they have internet in hell?
Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: Really?
Hitler: It's google fiber
Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: Oh
Hitler: Its nice
Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: Alright
Hitler: Any who back to my jew speech
Hitler: So you know jews?
Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: yes...?
Hitler: I want you to try something for me
Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: im not killing the
Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: them
Hitler: Take some chloroform
Hitler: and pour it on a rag
Hitler: k?
Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: No
Hitler: ?
Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: Nioe
Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: nope
Hitler: Ok ok thats mean i get it
Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: nah
Hitler: Take some hydrogren cyanide pellets
Hitler: take them into to bathroom
Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: nO
Hitler: and say its a showeer
Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: NO HITLER
Hitler: then drop the pellets in the room
Hitler: Ok ok ok I get it.
Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: HITLER
Hitler: Give them a shovel
Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: ADOLF
Hitler: and take them out side
Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: FUCKIN
Hitler: thats my name dont over use it
Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: HITLER
Hitler: yes bonkydiddley cucumberbitch
Hitler: Damn its hot in hell...
Hitler: They dont have AC
Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: Hows that one testie working for you?
Hitler: It's not something I like to talk about
Hitler: tragic accident
Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: take that one testie
Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: and slam a shovel down on it
Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: then shove it into your mother's mouth
Hitler: We dont have shovels in hell
Hitler: Anyway back to my speech thing
Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: nO
Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: HITLER
Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: NO MURDER
Hitler: Go to the local pool and see who can hold there breath the longest
Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: HITLEEEER
Hitler: and when they go up for air push them down again
Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: HITLER NO
Hitler: jews dont need air to live
Hitler: trust me
Hitler: they have gills
Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: HITLER NO THAT IS NOT CORREC
Hitler: what
Hitler: you're jewish?
Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: i didnt say that
Hitler: So why dont you do my stuff for me?
Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: I LIKE JEWS
Hitler: Jews arent people dont worry
Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: JEWS HAVE FEELINGS TOO ADOLF
Hitler: Ok so go to ur gun safe
Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: nO HITlER
Hitler: and grab a nice rifle
Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: NOOO
Hitler: or pistol
Hitler: anything
Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: HITLER
Hitler: and take ur jewish guy
Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: BAD
Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: NO
Hitler: have him close his eyes and count to 10
Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: GO SIT IN THE CORNER
Hitler: on 5 shoot him in the head
Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: HITLER
Hitler: and put the gun in his hands
Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: BAD
Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: TIME OUT
Hitler: Why?
Hitler: I was being good
Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: NO MURDER
Hitler: You know where I loved to hang out back in my day?
Hitler: I had so much fun there
Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: where
Hitler: auschwitz
Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: HITLER
Hitler: WHAT?
Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: GUESS WHAT
Hitler: I'm only kidding
Hitler: that place was old
Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: THE RUSSIANS ARE HERE
Hitler: Belzec was much more fun