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- Hitler: Hey there
- Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: Oh
- Hitler: Know any jews in your life?
- Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: Actually yes
- Hitler: Nice
- Hitler: did you know they have internet in hell?
- Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: Really?
- Hitler: It's google fiber
- Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: Oh
- Hitler: Its nice
- Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: Alright
- Hitler: Any who back to my jew speech
- Hitler: So you know jews?
- Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: yes...?
- Hitler: I want you to try something for me
- Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: im not killing the
- Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: them
- Hitler: Take some chloroform
- Hitler: and pour it on a rag
- Hitler: k?
- Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: No
- Hitler: ?
- Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: Nioe
- Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: nope
- Hitler: Ok ok thats mean i get it
- Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: nah
- Hitler: Take some hydrogren cyanide pellets
- Hitler: take them into to bathroom
- Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: nO
- Hitler: and say its a showeer
- Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: NO HITLER
- Hitler: then drop the pellets in the room
- Hitler: Ok ok ok I get it.
- Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: HITLER
- Hitler: Give them a shovel
- Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: ADOLF
- Hitler: and take them out side
- Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: FUCKIN
- Hitler: thats my name dont over use it
- Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: HITLER
- Hitler: yes bonkydiddley cucumberbitch
- Hitler: Damn its hot in hell...
- Hitler: They dont have AC
- Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: Hows that one testie working for you?
- Hitler: It's not something I like to talk about
- Hitler: tragic accident
- Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: take that one testie
- Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: and slam a shovel down on it
- Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: then shove it into your mother's mouth
- Hitler: We dont have shovels in hell
- Hitler: Anyway back to my speech thing
- Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: nO
- Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: HITLER
- Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: NO MURDER
- Hitler: Go to the local pool and see who can hold there breath the longest
- Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: HITLEEEER
- Hitler: and when they go up for air push them down again
- Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: HITLER NO
- Hitler: jews dont need air to live
- Hitler: trust me
- Hitler: they have gills
- Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: HITLER NO THAT IS NOT CORREC
- Hitler: what
- Hitler: you're jewish?
- Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: i didnt say that
- Hitler: So why dont you do my stuff for me?
- Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: I LIKE JEWS
- Hitler: Jews arent people dont worry
- Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: JEWS HAVE FEELINGS TOO ADOLF
- Hitler: Ok so go to ur gun safe
- Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: nO HITlER
- Hitler: and grab a nice rifle
- Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: NOOO
- Hitler: or pistol
- Hitler: anything
- Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: HITLER
- Hitler: and take ur jewish guy
- Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: BAD
- Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: NO
- Hitler: have him close his eyes and count to 10
- Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: GO SIT IN THE CORNER
- Hitler: on 5 shoot him in the head
- Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: HITLER
- Hitler: and put the gun in his hands
- Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: BAD
- Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: TIME OUT
- Hitler: Why?
- Hitler: I was being good
- Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: NO MURDER
- Hitler: You know where I loved to hang out back in my day?
- Hitler: I had so much fun there
- Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: where
- Hitler: auschwitz
- Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: HITLER
- Hitler: WHAT?
- Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: GUESS WHAT
- Hitler: I'm only kidding
- Hitler: that place was old
- Bonkydiddley Cucumberbitch: THE RUSSIANS ARE HERE
- Hitler: Belzec was much more fun
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