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2:35 PM] trust me im a whale biologist: this gym that used to be taken by a 1540 vaporeon is now ruled by a 134 pikachu
[2:35 PM] trust me im a whale biologist: how it got there i dont know
[2:35 PM] Hydra: lol
[8:06:09 PM] <Prim> darn it i didn't get to use my micropenis
[8:08:20 PM] <Hydra> I wasted my racially based sat questions
[8:09:45 PM] <Hydra> mom.. dad.. I have something to tell you..
[8:10:01 PM] <Hydra> ...I'm a white republican
[6:22 PM] Sarcasm-Overdose: Once upon a time there was a little chicken nugget
[6:22 PM] Sarcasm-Overdose: everyday and night he cried himself to sleep
[6:23 PM] Sarcasm-Overdose: one day he started molding
[6:23 PM] Sarcasm-Overdose: because of that he went off to cure the mold
[6:23 PM] Sarcasm-Overdose: because of that he died
[6:23 PM] Sarcasm-Overdose: the end
[8:27 PM] Hydra: 4 cups of we would give you up for anything else in the world
[8:28 PM] Hydra: wouldn't
[8:28 PM] Jawsome: THAT TYPO
[8:28 PM] Hydra: that's a dangerous typo
[10:55 PM] Hydra: if swirlix had evolved into a llama/alpaca instead of some crackpot winnie the pooh jar thing
Kibbeh: the hydra x hydra ship name is hydrated
actually that's cool prim
Hydra:so am I
		I'm not prego
		my mom is
I think it's a girl I can't remember
Frick's older brother - Today at 8:16 PM: hydra is prego- 2016
Frick: oh just so you guys know I just robbed a walgreens so yeah, if I disappear I'm in jail
Kibbeh - Today at 8:27 PM
my pickup line: hey baby if I could rearrange the alphabet then you're the only 10 I see wait frick how do I do this
Prim stop messaging me about people eating testesticles just no
Prim - Today at 8:12 PM
you're drinking cow milk meant for the babies not humans
Kibbeh - Today at 8:12 PM
I am going to remember that quote jaw
Also yeah
Same as eating chicken eggs
Prim - Today at 8:13 PM
well not actually
Kibbeh - Today at 8:13 PM
Or meat
Prim - Today at 8:13 PM
because chicklens elaw eggs regarless of being sexed or not
Kibbeh - Today at 8:13 PM
It's weird buuuut tbh I don't really care that much
Prim - Today at 8:14 PM
people have los their virginity to cars
Kibbeh - Today at 8:14 PM
Don't fuck the automobiles

Hydra: This is supposed to tell me what kind of a lesbian I am