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  1. I LOVE AN ARTISTIC CLIMAX
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  3. Just like the ones my father used to give me when he fucked me silly in front of Jackson Pollock paintings!
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  5. ASK ME ABOUT NAMING EACH ONE OF MY ANAL BEADS AFTER A BIOWARE EMPLOYEE
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  9. INDOCTRINATED USER DETECTED
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  11. HOW MANY LIGHTS, SHEPARD
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  13. YOU CAN CONTROL US IF YOU SAY THERE ARE FIVE LIGHTS
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  15. THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE, SHEPARD
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  17. There are five lights!
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  19. There are four lights!
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  21. DNALIGHT!
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  26. BATH SALTS BATH SALTS BATH SALTS ***SNNNNRT*** I FUCKEN LOVE BATH SALTS GIMME MORE FUKKIN BATH SALTS I CAN'T GOD DAMN SHUT UP ABOUT THE BATH SALTS
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  30. IT'S GETTING HARD TO BREATHE BECAUSE I CAN'T STOP SUCKING BIOWARE'S COCK
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  32. Stop acting like stupid NERDS because the Mass Effect endings are FINE, you stupid NERDS!
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  34. KINDLY ASK ME TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
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  38. WHEN I'M NOT BUSY OBSESSING OVER THE LOOK OF MY VIRTUAL ALIEN GIRFRIEND DURING CREEPILY ANIMATED SEX SCENES IN A VIDEOGAME, I'M WRITING ESSAYS ABOUT HOW HER SPECIES BREEDS. I AM LITERALLY EVERYTHING I HATE ABOUT THE VERY FANDOM I'M A PART OF!
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