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  1. -- linearSignal [LS] began pestering odiousCorpus [OC] at 22:14 --
  2. LS: w******************w ! ! ! ! !  ! !
  3. LS: w*w (X
  4. LS: w*w h* ! ! !
  5. OC: Novae
  6. OC: **Nouvae
  7. OC: I doun't knouw what came ouver me
  8. OC: houw couuld I have fourgoutten a u
  9. LS: w*w y** m*ssp*ll*d my n*m* ! ! !
  10. LS: w*w
  11. OC: clearly I haven't slept enouugh
  12. LS: w***w th*t's b*d !
  13. LS: y** sh**ld g* t* b*d ! ! !  ! !
  14. OC: fuck that
  15. OC: I doun't sleep all day like soume asshoules I knouw
  16. LS: w*w
  17. LS: w*w !
  18. LS: * sl**p *ll d*y ! ! !
  19. LS: b*t th*t's b*c**s* * d*n't h*v* m*ch t* d* ! ! !
  20. OC: what youu just waste all day in youur recuperacooun??
  21. OC: can't youu find anything better tou dou??
  22. LS: )X
  23. LS: * g**ss * c**ld ! ! !
  24. LS: *'v* b**n r**lly t*r*d r*c*ntly ! ! !
  25. OC: why wouuld youu be tired??
  26. OC: HOUNESTLY
  27. OC: youu spend all youur time inside!
  28. OC: !
  29. LS: )X
  30. LS: * g**ss ! ! ! !
  31. LS: * g**ss *'ll g* **ts*d* *n* d*y ! ! !
  32. LS: wh*n *t's n*t *s sc*ry
  33. LS: * g**ss !
  34. OC: everything isn't fucking scary!!
  35. OC: we always have this counversatioun Nouvae
  36. OC: ALWAYS!!!!
  37. LS: b*t *v*ryt*m* * h*ng **t w*th y** s*m**n* g*ts st*bb*d ! ! !
  38. LS: *nd th*n * cry f*r * wh*l* *nd th*t m*k*s m* t*r*d ! ! !
  39. OC: STABBING IS A GOOUD THING
  40. OC: YOUU ARE A TROULL
  41. OC: ACT LIKE OUNE
  42. LS: w*w )X
  43. LS: b*t p**pl* d*n't l*k* *t wh*n * st*b th*m !
  44. LS: b*t *k !
  45. LS: * g**ss * c*n b*l**v* y**
  46. OC: yes believe me!!
  47. OC: I will teach youu tou be a prouper troull yet
  48. LS: w*w *'m sc*r*d
  49. OC: why wouuld youu be scared
  50. OC: listen
  51. OC: this is gooud
  52. OC: if youu kill soumeoune there will be oune less troull tou kill YOUU
  53. LS: w*w
  54. LS: w*w *k
  55. LS: * g**ss th*t m*k*s s*ns*
  56. OC: yes
  57. OC: I'm always right
  58. OC: Moullis will back me up oun this
  59. LS: w*w
  60. LS: * sh**ld *sk m*ll*s th*n !
  61. OC: yes youu shouuld
  62. OC: he'll agree
  63. OC: our I'll punch him
  64. LS: w*w
  65. LS: w*w why *s k**p*r s* w**rd ! ! !
  66. OC: Nouvae
  67. OC: we agree oun soumething!!
  68. OC: wait
  69. OC: wait
  70. OC: why dou youu think Kuiper is weird??
  71. LS: l*st t*m* * t*lk*d t* h*m h* s**d h* w*s g**ng t* cr*sh my h*nds
  72. LS: n*w h* w*nts t* b* fr**nds ! ! !
  73. LS: * d*n't kn*w wh*t t* d* ! ! !
  74. LS: h*'s sc*ry ! ! !
  75. LS: sh**ld * st*b h*m *g**n ! ! ! ?
  76. OC: ....
  77. OC: he threatened tou crush youur hands?
  78. OC: ....
  79. OC: ....
  80. OC: ....
  81. OC: yes
  82. OC: stab him again
  83. LS: w*w
  84. LS: w*w * d*n't kn*w *f * w*nt t* b* *r**nds w*th h*m ! ! !
  85. LS: *v*r ! ! ! !
  86. LS: b*t * w*nt t* b* fr**nds w*th *v*ry*n* )X
  87. OC: well then
  88. OC: Kuiper can make friends
  89. OC: with youur knife!!
  90. LS: w*w
  91. LS: w*w b*t my kn*f* d**sn't n**d fr**nds ! ! !
  92. OC: well maybe youu're wroung
  93. OC: MAYBE YOUUR KNIFE NEEDS TOU BE FRIENDS WITH EVERYOUNE
  94. LS: w*w
  95. LS: th*t w**ld b* m*ssy ! ! ! !
  96. OC: yes it wouuld!!
  97. OC: and that is hilariouus
  98. LS: w*w *'d pr*b*bly p*ss **t ! ! ! !
  99. LS: * d*n't l*k* bl**d ! !
  100. OC: what
  101. OC: why
  102. OC: wouuld youu pass ouut
  103. OC: blooud is hilariouus
  104. OC: I mean it's fucking unsanitary
  105. OC: but it's funny
  106. LS: w*w
  107. LS: w*w *d***s y** s*y w**rd th*ngs s*m*t*m*s ! ! ! !
  108. OC: houw is that weird!!!!
  109. LS: w*w * d*n't kn*w ! ! !
  110. LS: w*w * d*n't l*k* bl**d th*t m*ch
  111. LS: * k*nd *f f**l s*ck ! !
  112. LS: )X
  113. OC: Nouvae
  114. OC: what kind ouf troull are youu!!
  115. OC: ARE THESE
  116. OC: WEIRD
  117. OC: SENSITIVE
  118. OC: HIGH BLOOUD PROUBLEMS
  119. LS: w*w
  120. LS: w*w * th*nk th*t's r*d* ! ! !
  121. OC: houw is that rude!!
  122. OC: I just doun't get it
  123. OC: I've seen a lout ouf blooud befoure
  124. LS: w*w
  125. LS: * g**ss * h*v*n't s**n * l*t *f bl**d ! ! ! *v*n th**gh *'v* st*bb*d * l*t *f p**pl* ! ! !
  126. LS: b*t th*t's m*stly b*c**s* * cl*s* my *y*s wh*n * st*b th*m ! ! !
  127. LS: w*w
  128. OC: doun't clouse youur eyes when youu dou that
  129. OC: what if they doun't die
  130. OC: THEY COUULD STAB YOUU BACK
  131. LS: W*W ! !  ! ! !
  132. LS: w*w * d*n't w*nt th*t ! ! ! !
  133. LS: w*w
  134. LS: w*w wh*t *f *t h*pp*ns ! ! !
  135. OC: THEN YOUU'LL DIE NOUVAE
  136. OC: this is simple!!
  137. OC: oupen youur eyes when youu're stabbing
  138. OC: and stab until they're dead
  139. LS: w*w
  140. LS: w*w * d*n't th*nk * w*nt t* l**v* n*w
  141. OC: Nouvae
  142. OC: seriouusly
  143. OC: youu're a highblooud
  144. OC: the risk ouf soumeoune stabbing youu first is louw
  145. LS: w*w
  146. LS: w*w b*t wh*t *f *ts s*m**n* h*gh*r th*n m* ! ! ! !
  147. LS: wh*t *f th*y st*b m* ! ! ! !
  148. LS: wh*t *f
  149. LS: s*m**n* ch*k*s m* ! !
  150. LS: w*w
  151. LS: )X
  152. OC: =>:0
  153. OC: then youu stab them!!
  154. OC: EASY!!!!
  155. OC: ASK ME BETTER QUESTIOUNS
  156. LS: wh*t *f * c*n't st*b th*m )X
  157. OC: well if youu can't stab them fast enouugh
  158. OC: youu'll be culled
  159. OC: that's houw it wourks
  160. LS: w*w
  161. LS: * th*nk *'ll st*y *ns*d* ! ! !
  162. OC: YOUU HAVE TOU COUME OUUTSIDE SOUMETIME
  163. LS: n* * th*nk *'ll b* *k h*r* ! ! !
  164. OC: WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUU NEED TOU GOU OUFFPLANET THEN
  165. LS: )X
  166. LS: w*w * *s*d t* g* **t m*r* wh*n * h*d fr**nds *r**nd
  167. OC: youu're gouing tou have tou grouw up soume time Nouvae!!
  168. LS: w*w * m*st b* * b*rd*n h*h ):
  169. OC: ....
  170. OC: ....
  171. OC: ....
  172. OC: ....
  173. OC: whou tould youu that
  174. OC: youu were a "burden"
  175. LS: h*h
  176. LS: * s**d th*t
  177. LS: *b**t
  178. LS: mys*lf !
  179. LS: b*t my fr**nd *s*d t* c*ll *th*r p**pl* b*rd*ns *ll th* t*m*
  180. LS: *t w*s f*nny !
  181. LS: * g**ss
  182. OC: ....
  183. OC: whou
  184. OC: was this friend
  185. OC: Nouvae
  186. LS: w*w
  187. LS: why d* y** w*nt
  188. LS: t* kn*w ! ! ! ?
  189. OC: because I just dou
  190. OC: tell me whou it is
  191. LS: y**'ll pr*b*bly j*st b* m**n t* h*m ! ! ! !
  192. LS: h*h*h*
  193. LS: w*w h*s n*m* *s *l*v*t
  194. LS: * h*v*n't t*lk*d t* h*m *n 2 sw**ps th**gh ! ! !
  195. LS: b*t h* *lw*ys s**d f*nny th*ngs
  196. OC: ....
  197. OC: Oulivut
  198. OC: youu knouw
  199. OC: Oulivut
  200. OC: ....
  201. OC: youu're jouking right
  202. LS: w*w
  203. LS: n* ! ! !
  204. LS: h*'s r**lly n*c* ! ! ! !
  205. OC: NOUVAE
  206. OC: ARE YOUU HIGH
  207. OC: I'VE TALKED TOU HIM BEFOURE
  208. OC: HE'S A FUCKING DOUUCHE
  209. LS: w*w
  210. LS: w*w y** t*lk*d t* h*m ! ! ! ?
  211. LS: wh*n ! ! ! !
  212. LS: * w*nt t* t*lk t* h*m ! ! !  ! ! ! !
  213. OC: NOU I'M NOUT TELLING YOUU
  214. OC: HE'S A FUCKING ALCOUHOULIC
  215. OC: YOUU DOUN'T NEED TOU TALK TOU HIM
  216. LS: * kn*w h* *s j**z ! ! ! !! ! ! ! !
  217. LS: * th*nk * w**ld kn*w h*m b*tt*r th*n y** ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
  218. OC: well DID YOUU KNOUW THAT I DOUN'T CARE!!!!
  219. OC: HE'S GARBAGE
  220. LS: w*w
  221. LS: w*w wh*n * t*lk t* h*m *'m g**ng t* t*ll h*m th*t ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
  222. OC: NOUVAE YOUU SHOUULD'NT TALK TOU HIM
  223. OC: HE'S PATHETIC AND IT'S OUNLY A MATTER OUF TIME BEFOURE HE GETS CULLED FOUR BEING A USELESS
  224. OC: QUADRANTLESS
  225. OC: SHT
  226. OC: *SHIT
  227. LS: w*w
  228. LS: w*w *d***s th*t's r**lly m**n ! ! ! !
  229. LS: d*d h* d* s*m*th*ng b*d t* y** ! ! ! ! ! ?
  230. OC: YES!!!!
  231. OC: he said that Wellch wouuld beat me tou death
  232. OC: which is fucking LAUGHABLE
  233. LS: w*w
  234. LS: w*w d*d y** b*l**v* h*m ! ! ! !
  235. OC: OUF COUURSE NOUT
  236. OC: I'M NOUT RETARDED
  237. LS: *h *h
  238. LS: w*w
  239. LS: w*ll
  240. LS: *t w*s n*c* kn*w*ng y** *d***s ! ! ! ! ! !
  241. LS: * w*ll m*ss y** ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
  242. OC: ....
  243. OC: =>:|
  244. OC: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOUSED TOU MEAN
  245. LS: *l*v*t *s *lw*ys r*ght ! ! ! ! !
  246. LS: *lw*ys ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
  247. LS: w*w *d***s * d*n't w*nt y** t* d** ):
  248. OC: he's nout always right!!!!
  249. OC: he can't be right all ouf the time
  250. OC: I'm nout gouing tou fucking die
  251. OC: Wellch wouuldn't kill me
  252. LS: w*w
  253. LS: n*w *'m s*d
  254. OC: =>:X
  255. OC: I'm nout
  256. OC: gouing
  257. OC: tou die!!!!
  258. LS: w*w ):
  259. LS: w*w * n**d t* h*g y** ! ! ! ! !
  260. LS: w*w ! ! ! ! !
  261. LS: )X
  262. OC: WHY WOUULD YOUU HUG ME
  263. OC: NOUVAE SERIOUUSLY
  264. LS: w*w th*s *s t*rr*bl* ! ! ! ! ! ! !
  265. LS: * d*n't w*nt my fr**nds t* d** )X
  266. LS: n***************
  267. OC: NOUVAE SERIOUUSLY
  268. OC: I'M RUNNING OUUT OUF PATIENCE
  269. OC: I'M NOUT
  270. OC: GOUING TOU FUCKING DIE
  271. OC: BECAUSE AN ALCOUHOULIC SAID I WOUULD
  272. LS: )X
  273. LS: m*yb* * sh**ld *sk h*m l*t*r
  274. LS: w*w
  275. LS: w*w
  276. LS: w*w ):
  277. LS: w* sh**ld h*ng **t s**n *k ! ! ! ! ! !
  278. OC: UGH
  279. LS: pl**s* ! ! ! ! ! !
  280. OC: ask him all youu want he's still stupid
  281. OC: ugh we can meet sooun
  282. OC: but we're gouing tou use this ouppourtunity tou train houw oun houw tou get prouperly angry
  283. LS: )XXX
  284. LS: w*w *k ! !
  285. LS: * g**ss
  286. OC: it's a learning experience
  287. OC: as in youu learn houw tou be a troull
  288. OC: and alsou learn that Oulivut is stupid
  289. LS: h*'s n*t st*p*d h*'s my fr**nd ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
  290. OC: what kind ouf friend douesn't talk tou youu four sweeps!!
  291. LS: tw* sw**ps ! ! ! ! ! !!
  292. LS: w*w
  293. OC: YES
  294. OC: FOUR SWEEPS
  295. LS: )X
  296. LS: h* l*ft b*c**s* h* g*t r**lly m*d ! ! ! !
  297. LS: *nd th*n gl**ss d*d t**
  298. LS: *nd * w*s r**lly s*d !
  299. LS: b*c**s* * l*k* h*v*ng fr**nds
  300. LS: l*k* y** ! ! !
  301. LS: *nd m*ll*s ! ! !
  302. LS: *nd *d*ll* ! ! !
  303. LS: *nd * d*n't w*nt y** t* d**
  304. LS: th*t w**ld m*k* m* s*d f*r * r**lly l*ng t*m* ! ! ! ! !  !!  ! !! !  ! ! !
  305. LS: f*r*v*r ! ! !!!
  306. OC: wouw just
  307. OC: shut up abouut youur feelings!!!!
  308. OC: SENSITIVE HIGH BLOOUD FEELINGS
  309. OC: Nouvae I'm nout gouing tou die ouk
  310. OC: chill the fuck ouut
  311. LS: )X
  312. LS: * d*n't w*nt my fr**nds t* g* *w*y ! ! ! ! ! !
  313. LS: w*w
  314. OC: I'm nout gouing tou gou away
  315. OC: nou oune's gouing away
  316. OC: nou oune's killed me yet
  317. OC: even Gilly couuldn't find me
  318. OC: seriouusly just stoup
  319. LS: )XXXXX
  320. LS: w*w
  321. LS: w*w * w*nt t* g* t* sl**p b*c**s* *'m t*r*d b*t
  322. LS: wh*t *f th*s *s th* l*st t*m* * t*lk t* y** ! ! ! !  !!
  323. OC: ugh
  324. OC: Nouvae just
  325. OC: gou tou sleep
  326. OC: I'll still fucking be alive
  327. OC: when youu wake up
  328. LS: wh*t *f y** *r*n't ? ? ?
  329. OC: I WILL BE
  330. OC: FOUR FUCK'S SAKE
  331. LS: w*w *k ):
  332. LS: *f y** s*y s*
  333. OC: I dou
  334. OC: nouw shit
  335. OC: if youu're sou tired just
  336. OC: gou tou sleep Nouvae
  337. LS: )X
  338. LS: *k th*n * g**ss * w*ll
  339. LS: w*w
  340. LS: *k g**d by* *d***s
  341. LS: ):
  342. OC: whatever Nouvae
  343. OC: sleep well our soumething
  344. LS: w*w *d***s y**'r* * r**lly g**d fr**nd )X
  345. OC: SLEEP!!!!
  346. LS: w*w ! ! ! ! !
  347. LS: h*y w**t
  348. LS: h*w c*m* y** *lw*ys typ* th*ngs *n s*ts *f f**r ! ! ! ! ! ! !
  349. OC: ....
  350. OC: what
  351. OC: I doun't always dou that what are youu talking abouut!!!!
  352. LS: j*st th*n ! !
  353. OC: WAIT SHIT
  354. OC: FUCK
  355. LS: s** ! ! ! !
  356. LS: w*w
  357. LS: w*w m*ll*s d**s th*t t** ! ! !  ! ! ! !
  358. OC: NOU
  359. OC: FUCK
  360. OC: I DOUN'T WRITE LIKE MOULLIS
  361. OC: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
  362. OC: AH SHIT THAT WAS IN FOUUR TOOU
  363. LS: w*w
  364. LS: w*w y** m*st sp*nd * l*t *f t*m* w*th m*ll*s ! ! ! !
  365. LS: *h *h *'m d**ng *t t** ! ! ! !
  366. LS: w*w
  367. OC: UGH!!!!
  368. LS: w*w w*w w*w w*w ! ! ! !
  369. OC: this needs tou stoup right the fuck nouw
  370. OC: NOUVAE GOU TOU SLEEP
  371. LS: w*w
  372. LS: w*w ! ! ! !
  373. OC: I DOUN'T WANT TOU TALK ABOUUT THIS!!!!
  374. LS: t*lk *b**t wh*t ? ? ? ?
  375. OC: ABOUUT FOUURS
  376. OC: STOUP TALKING ABOUUT FOUURS
  377. LS: w*w
  378. LS: w****w
  379. LS: wwww****wwww
  380. LS: (X
  381. LS: why *r* y** b**ng s* w**rd ! ! ! !
  382. OC: I'M NOUT BEING WEIRD
  383. OC: !!!!!!!!
  384. OC: JUST
  385. OC: UGH
  386. OC: I DIDN'T NOUTICE THIS WAS HAPPENING AND IT'S STUPID????
  387. LS: w*w *r* y** *mb*r*ss*d b*c**s* y**'r* fr**nds w*th m*ll*s ! ! ! ?
  388. LS: * d*n't g*t *t ! ! ! !
  389. OC: MOULLIS AND I ARE
  390. OC: NOUT
  391. OC: FRIENDS
  392. OC: I HATE HIM
  393. LS: w*w
  394. LS: w*w wh*t
  395. LS: w*w y** g*ys *r* c*nf*s*ng
  396. OC: IT'S NOUT COUNFUSING
  397. OC: I HATE HIM NOUVAE
  398. OC: I HATE HIM
  399. OC: I BEAT THE SHIT OUUT OUF HIM
  400. LS: w*w
  401. LS: why
  402. LS: th*t's m**n ! ! ! !
  403. LS: m*ll*s *s n*c* ! ! !
  404. OC: MOULLIS ISN'T NICE
  405. OC: HE'S A WASTE OUF SPACE
  406. OC: FUCKING GUTTERBLOOUD FOOUL
  407. LS: w*w r*d* ! ! ! !
  408. OC: I HIT HIM IN THE FACE AT EVERY CHANCE I GET
  409. LS: w*w
  410. LS: w*w wh*t d*d h* *v*r d* t* y** ! ! ! ! ! ! !  ! ?
  411. OC: SOU MANY
  412. OC: UNCOUUNTABLE THINGS
  413. OC: YOUU DOUN'T GET IT
  414. LS: w*w
  415. LS: w*w * g**ss * d*n't ! ! !  ! ! ! !
  416. LS: * d*n't th*nk * w*nt t* ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
  417. LS: *k *'m g**ng t* g* t* sl**p ! ! ! ! !
  418. LS: * th*nk * f**l b*tt*r
  419. LS: m*yb* !
  420. LS: by* *d***s (X
  421. OC: just
  422. OC: gou
  423. OC: tou sleep
  424. OC: youu're sou weird Nouvae
  425. LS: *nd y**'r* * r**lly g**d fr**nd ! ! ! !
  426. -- linearSignal [LS] ceased pestering odiousCorpus [OC] at 01:38 --