Crack fic: IRC Adventures + Dormio x Infinity OTP

It was the kind of hot summer day that you were to expect, but it is not yet summer, not really anyway. It was near to it, maybe the heat is an indication of it, but that’s why life is beautiful that way, it tells you the things you have to expect. When clouds are in the region, rain is to be expected… and so on.

But you don’t think it was possible for things to be so drastic and change like this, no, you don’t, you never think of things like that.

It was the late spring, coming onto summer, the beautiful sunlight pouring on the road, the roofs of the houses that we passed by… I was with a girl.



Infinity was looking out the window, wondering what luck he has to see this. A girl, waiting for him at his door, on a regular school day, the kind of girl that guys want to bring home to, the sort of cute thing Infinity dreams of at night.

At first, he ignored it, ‘ha, no way this can happen…’ Surely when one is like Infinity, a mere boy of his age cannot hope to have raised such a flag right? He has not been particularly outstanding at sports, schoolwork is average among some of the highest scoring people the nation has, not the best looks either… Heck, he doesn’t even wear perfume to school like some of the rich kids do and speaking of rich, he isn’t one particularly rich one either.

Still, now, standing in front of him is the prettiest thing ever. Wearing the school uniform of the girls of the school he goes to. White short sleeved top, V-necked sailor pop neckline, with pink and white and black underlining to find itself centered on a cute deep purple colored ribbon. Her hair was a darker blond, short but not too short, long but isn’t too long either to bunch into a cute ponytail with ruffled ends. It was bounded together by a pink hair bobble, two bubbly looking plastic orbs with a pink strap that keeps her hair in place. The ponytail was done higher up, just behind her head instead of just above her neckline where people normally tie them. She has the brightest eyes, brown maybe under the illusion of the sunlight glaring in from behind her which casted a shadow on her frontal features. Not a single blemish can be seen on her face; and certainly the cutest cherry blossom lips he has ever looked at. Infinity’s heart pounded… One could almost imagine the sweet voice coming from those lips, to greet him ‘good morning’ and send his heart aflutter.

Last but not least, his eyes traveled downwards, towards the chest, and the white pleated skirt that she wore, this was the kind of girl he always wanted. Then… she moved, her eyes blinked and it caught his attention right back up.

Then, his staring was caught; what’d he expect? He was here staring at her at his front door, this girl whom he doesn’t know… of course she did notice him ogling her.

“Hey ya, Infinity… how you’ve been? Long time no see~~” She sings her greeting, it was sharpish, girl-like, but there is a certain baritone at the end of her sentences, reminiscing a guy’s voice.

“Huh…huuhh? I…I am sorry, but did we met somewhere before…? You… are?” Infinity tried to go through his mental library quickly… there is no way he would forget a cute girl like this in school… maybe they met before at a supermarket or at some of those comic cons he goes to… or those game cons, and geek fests… or something. Nothing came up, absolutely not…

“It is me… Dormio… we… err… well, I moved next door… sort of… imagine my surprise when I found out you are my neighbor and we even go to the same school!!” She chirped excitedly… her voice an angelic one like the early spring birds that bring happiness after the winter mood.

“D..Dormio… erm….” Infinity paused, his mind started reeling in the images of a ‘Dormio’.

Then, it struck him, it was his childhood friend… but… but he sorta recalled it was a guy! Surely, it was a guy, they did a lot of things kids would do, play together… hung out, maybe occasionally eating together. A few times Dormio would sit down at their house and had dinner with his mother…

But of all the mental images, the image of Dormio as a girl is kinda out of place for Infinity to place. In his mind, the images of Dormio was one of a kid with blondish hair, spazzer-type with no recollection of the subject being talked about barely a minute ago, somewhat active, smart, but often in shorts and T-shirt that is always stained somewhere for some reason or another: usually food related… Yep, he even had a voice of a noisy brat… something he came to dislike, but also enjoyed because Dormio was the one kid who would be all over here and there and his only friend then… Yep, mental checked, Infinity guided his mind back to the girl standing by the door who just introduced herself as the boy he knew back then…

Instinctively, he still again denied it, “I am sorry, but I think you have got to be mistaken… how… no, wait, I am mistaken, Dormio, if we are talking about that same person from then… was a boy…, we lived in that old town… and…”

“Oh you slow piece of shit, must you deny me so badly?” Her voice suddenly boomed, it was not the kind of boom you expect from a girl, and certainly the voice isn’t that of a boy from his age… if he really was Dormio…

“WHY---W-WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE THAT?!” Infinity stood astray, his legs spread as though bracing for a fall, and looked up and down again at ‘Dormio’ standing beyond the door.

“M-Mouuu…you-y-you meanie… I…” then ‘Dormio’ pushed his way in, and closed the door with a quick snap…

“Y-yeah… welcome… erm… make yourself at home…” Infinity offered sarcastically, then… like a flash of thunder, the girl pulled his hands, the soft fingertips like creamy marshmallows pressing against his somewhat-bony ones and guided them to her body.

“W-W-WH-WHAT..?!!! AA…AAARE YO…YOU…” Infinity stuttered, his body shuddered, his feet trembled, is… is this girl he just met holding his hands? This cute angelic thing that swears by the name of his childhood friend?

With persistence and force quite unlikely to come from a girl, his hand was placed on HER CHEST!! Infinity’s head pounded as hard as his heart could pace together, his face flushed red, the thumping passed through his veins and into his arms and passed into his palms… like a bass drum, the feeling must have reached ‘Dormio’ as Infinity’s fingers laid softly and gently grasped for something on the flat chest of the girl he just met.

Flat… a mere bit of flesh perhaps, not too much fat there if any, not like a breast, but clearly without another layer beyond the uniform there… It was clear as day that she was not wearing a bra… and even more so she doesn’t have breasts, but chests like his own.

His fingers twitched, as if not believing what to feel, and Infinity’s throat gulped dry saliva, his mouth feeling like a cactus on the Sahara, woefully dry all of a sudden.

“S..Still do-don’t believe me…?” ‘Dormio’ asked, looking blushingly pink on ‘her’ face now as her eyes looked up to meet his. There was mild trembling travelling for ‘her’ hands which were holding Infinity’s own against ‘her’ chest.

“……I…I…uh…” Infinity stuttered still, there was hardly anything to say, his mind told him that maybe this girl is just underdeveloped or lacked nutrition in the right places, no big deal, the Dormio he knew was a boy of his age, and surely not… not a crossdresser…

“M…M…aybe… this will change your mind…” ‘Dormio’ pulled his hand, and like again a force unlikely… Infinity found his hands gently grasping ‘Dormio’s’ crotch. Like the family jewels of his own, it was there, hidden beneath the pleated white skirt that looks so cute on this angelic face… and this ponytailed angel standing before him…

There it was, the defining proof, the crown jewels of the family… the… the identifying bits of a man… It was all there; Infinity blinked once, then twice, then muttered what appeared to be words but not quite, and finally still his fingers moved, as if not satisfied with a single touch…

As his fingers moved… the feeling of heaving ‘things’ met their touch, and he instinctively pushed some more, and he could feel the tightly clasp fabric that is keeping those ‘things’ in check. However, it was not without result… as Dormio huffed and puffed, his free hand now covering his face cutely as they were swollen red with embarrassment like a tomato ripened. His face flushed with so much red and he could not make do with his best childhood friend before fondling his package through his skirt…

“A…Ahhnn~…I…Infinity…is…is that enough already…?” Dormio asked meekly, as if afraid to break the illusion of Infinity’s insistence in… in fondling a boy’s…

Infinity snapped to attention, his face flushed white, and with that his legs softened and he fell towards the floor, sitting on it with his legs spread in a V, and his arms had to make do with feeling the cold wooden floor behind him in support of his frame.

It wasn’t clear if it was shock or embarrassment that filled him, but what was clear it was a combination of both. His eyes darted back to the ‘girl’ standing in front of him and now slowly kneeling down, like a lady with soft movements as their eyes met again…

Dormio’s face was red… and she pawed her way softly across the wooden floor to somehow end inches between Infinity’s V-opened legs, their face almost so close they can feel each other’s breaths…

“So now you know… gee…z… yo…you actually touched me for more…than a few seconds there… Infinity… were you… enjoying it perhaps?” Dormio asked, face close enough to see her questioning look, but the innocent kind, the kind Infinity has seen so many times in comics as girls asks the boys some naughty questions... like ‘what breast size do you prefer on girls…?’

“Dormio?”

“That’s me…” Dormio gazed at Infinity…

“We are gonna be late for school…” Infinity said, unaware of what auto-pilot he is in as he tried to stand up, but his legs still weak…

“Let me help you get up~” Dormio smiled, his puffy red face pulled away and in an instant he was standing up, his skirt fluttering just enough for Infinity to notice the white fabric of cotton or silk under them… his shaven legs now apparent to Infinity in the clear… the cute white socks just to cover up to her ankles and… the smooth legs that extend up to that fluttery pleated skirt…

“Hey~! No peeking!” Dormio held his skirt down… Infinity could not say a word… was it that bad that he was staring up his childhood friend’s skirt?! B-But he is a boy!!

His face flushed again, and without a second thought, he rushed out his door, shoes barely worn as he ran out to the sun with Dormio catching up behind…

“Oh god… w…what did I…” Infinity muttered, the way to school is still a long way under this blistering sun…

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IRC chat logs:

[14:28:33] <capth> @whatis #motktown Dormio
[14:28:42] <CitizenKeine> Isn't is sad, Dormio? Now everyone will know about your secret bloomers collection, and that you wear them when you're alone~,


[14:47:55] <AF> actually I am just envious, I would be pretty silly to have a secret stash of bloomers or frilly undies
[14:48:05] <Mugen> I used to go to school with Dormio
[14:48:28] <AF> did you both went to school as girls?
[14:49:30] <Infinity> dormio is the girl not me
[14:49:50] AF is getting more and more interested
[14:50:01] AF is gonna write a yaoi story between infinity and dormio
[14:50:22] <Infinity> >yaoi
[14:50:39] <Conq> I support this notion. It's already an OTP anyway
[14:50:51] <Tamano-no-dorMae> go to sleep conq
[14:51:06] <Conq> They even met up today! <3
[14:51:20] <Tamano-no-dorMae> GO TO SLEEP CONQ
[14:52:13] Tamano-no-dorMae mutes Infinity and Conq
[14:52:21] <Infinity> what
[14:53:30] <Tamano-no-dorMae> oh dear god
[14:53:32] <AF> and dormio the dominating trap who goes to school in bloomers and frilly skirt~
[14:53:47] <AF> so this will be a story of the longest afternoon break they ever took
[14:54:04] <Infinity> oh dear
[14:54:05] <AF> on the roof of the school/in the library/at the abandoned school annex
[14:54:11] <Infinity> I support this doujin story
[14:54:23] <AF> and shimapan
[14:54:39] Tamano-no-dorMae flees
[14:55:05] <AF> don't worry Dormio, it will be cherished.
[14:55:22] <AF> we might as well make Conq also the third party in it
[14:55:34] <AF> the guy who hid behind the bushes and took pictures of everything
[14:55:41] <Conq> Wait what
[14:55:44] <Infinity> I support this notion
[14:55:46] <Infinity> 100%
[14:55:48] <Amra> No no
[14:55:48] <Amra> that was me.
[14:56:03] <Amra> Conq was filming
[14:56:04] <Amra> not taking photos