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  1. > looking for a partner, please wait...
  2. > Connected, feel free to talk now
  3. > You disconnected.
  4. > Looking for a random stranger...
  5. > Connected, feel free to talk now
  6. > Your partner disconnected. Reconnecting...
  7. > Connected, feel free to talk now
  8. > You disconnected.
  9. > Looking for a random stranger...
  10. > Connected, feel free to talk now
  11. You: Hey
  12. You: Im
  13. Stranger: heyhey
  14. You: invisible woman !
  15. Stranger: impressive!
  16. Stranger: didnt even see you there
  17. You: yup
  18. You: that's my disease
  19. Stranger: I'm sorry to hear that
  20. You: My mother was invisible
  21. You: and I'm too
  22. You: , my father is a gnu
  23. Stranger: a gnu? lol
  24. You: are you irish?
  25. Stranger: nope
  26. Stranger: close
  27. You: you look to be one
  28. Stranger: Scottish
  29. You: english, so?
  30. You: oh :)
  31. You: I was near
  32. Stranger: Yep lol
  33. You: you, what/who are you?
  34. You: you look great !
  35. Stranger: erm thanks haha. Flattered
  36. You: did you know the way that I've just spoken to a moose?
  37. Stranger: cant say I did
  38. You: he learnt me everythings about the moose
  39. You: and his family
  40. Stranger: lol niceeee
  41. You: do you want to see his father?
  42. Stranger: Ill pass
  43. Stranger: but thanks for offering ;)
  44. Stranger: lol
  45. You: I'm french invisible man
  46. You: what can u say in french?
  47. Stranger: bonjour!
  48. You: wo*
  49. You: Oh well :)
  50. Stranger: Je ne comprends pas ;)
  51. You: do you want to improve?
  52. Stranger: go for it
  53. You: ok, what u want to learn?
  54. You: tell me :}
  55. Stranger: I dunno, ermm
  56. Stranger: How do you say 'Stop flashing your dick on chatroulette'?
  57. You: " arrĂȘte de montrer ta bite/ ton penis sur chatroulette !"
  58. Stranger: LOL! Ta. Im sure that'll come in handy in a few minutes XD
  59. You: huh? Why? :)
  60. Stranger: Cause theres always guys with their dicks out on this thing lol
  61. You: Yeaah, weird !
  62. You: it make them some pleasure?
  63. Stranger: I guess lol
  64. You: how?!!
  65. Stranger: some people have weird fetishes I guess
  66. You: oh, like scato?
  67. Stranger: not quite as gross as that, but yeh XD
  68. You: :]
  69. You: so, do you want to learn other things about french?
  70. Stranger: I think im all learned out now
  71. You: 'kay
  72. You: what are u searching for?
  73. Stranger: nothing really
  74. Stranger: just something to unbore me
  75. Stranger: you're doing a pretty good job
  76. You: (I can guess what you think by your face ! )
  77. You: great :]
  78. Stranger: how psychoanalytical of you
  79. You: thks :)
  80. You: but you have a very expressive face
  81. You: that's cute ^^
  82. Stranger: Is that a good or a bad thing?
  83. Stranger: oh haha
  84. Stranger: Ill take that then ;)
  85. Stranger: I'll just assume in all your invisibleness that you do too ;)
  86. You: yeah, I'm sorry
  87. You: sometimes
  88. You: I keep my medicines, and so I can have a webcam
  89. You: but I look like a gnu, by my father
  90. Stranger: bad times!
  91. You: and so, my mother tell me to not talk to each other
  92. You: that's why I don't reallyhave any ideas about my face
  93. Stranger: Sad story.
  94. You: Maybe I am the power?
  95. Stranger: Maybe
  96. You: or ... Yoda!
  97. Stranger: Thats impressive
  98. Stranger: Or...
  99. You: oh, sorry, my geek attitude come to our conversation
  100. Stranger: Impressive, that is
  101. You: little word for big things
  102. Stranger: LOL. Geeks ftw, man ;)
  103. You: I'm a girl !
  104. Stranger: sorry, lady
  105. Stranger: apologies
  106. You: ;)
  107. You: never mind
  108. You: so, what time is it in your house?
  109. Stranger: just coming up for 11pm
  110. You: oh
  111. You: you have 1h least to me
  112. Stranger: Yep :)
  113. You: do you like ...
  114. You: potatoes?
  115. Stranger: not a fan, really. Bit bland
  116. You: (I don't know why am I asking this question)
  117. Stranger: Do you like... bacon?
  118. You: humm ... no
  119. Stranger: bad times
  120. You: I'm vegetarian !
  121. Stranger: One of those :P
  122. You: (in fact I just eat fish xD)
  123. Stranger: one of those fake ones :P
  124. You: Yeah, bad vegetarian
  125. You: humm, is pudding good?
  126. You: (I never eat it before)
  127. Stranger: yeh it is, I guess
  128. Stranger: Aw damn. I gotta go :( It was nice NOT seeing you invisible girl. Until next time!!! LOL. Thanks for the laugh :)
  129. > Your partner disconnected. Reconnecting...
  130. > Connected, feel free to talk now