Yo mama geek jokes

Yo mama so FAT32, NTFS won’t even give her permission.
Yo mama so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow!
Yo mama's so fat that the long double numeric variable type in C++ is insufficient to express her weight.
8bit processing was all we needed until yo mama came along.
Yo mama so fat, if you tried to program her in binary, you would need to use 2's.
Yo mama so fat, if you compressed her to the size of a car, she would be smaller than her Schwarzschild Radius.
Yo moma so fat she uses BGP on her local LAN.
Your mom is so fat that inside her was born singularity and twisted space-time continuum, replacing space with time so your mom is fat not where, but when.
Yo momma's so fat she programs in Chef.
Your mama so fat, that when they tried to send her across the lan they had to turn on jumbo frame support.
Yo momma so fat she invented the X.500 DAP protocol.
Yo mama so fat she gives mass to the Higgs field!
Your momma so fat they had to use BLOB!
Yo mamma so fat, that if the function f(x)=1/(x-20) gave weight in on the y axis, her weight would be given at x=20.
lim n→0(1/n) = YO MAMA
Yo Mamma so fat, she expresses her dress size in scientific notation.