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  1. Denpa Onna to Seishun Otoko Volume 2 Chapter 12 Translation
  2. Written by Pizzach
  3. For use by Viscans
  4.  
  5.  
  6. Page 01/26 /////////////////////////
  7.  
  8.  
  9. p1: Cousin!
  10.  
  11. p1: Am I returning...
  12.  
  13. p1: to society?
  14. p1: Should I?
  15.  
  16. p1: Erio made the declaration of her return to the world.
  17.  
  18. p2: With your hair cut, everything is is a-ok.
  19.  
  20. p2: Okay then.
  21.  
  22. p2sfx: sparkle sparkle
  23.  
  24. p3: How about
  25. p3: we head off to your interview?
  26.  
  27. p3sfx: pedal pedal
  28.  
  29. p3: Yeah!
  30.  
  31.  
  32. Page 2 / 26 //////////////////////
  33.  
  34.  
  35. p1: On her first step back into society...
  36.  
  37. p1: Erio took a large stumble.
  38.  
  39. p1: Chapter 12 Thanksgiving Melancholy (2)
  40.  
  41.  
  42. Page 3 / 26 /////////////////////
  43.  
  44.  
  45. p1: This is what I had heard from Erio about how the interview went...
  46.  
  47. p1: Ewwwwww
  48.  
  49. p1: ....
  50.  
  51. p2: Touwa Erio?
  52.  
  53. p2sfx: glup
  54.  
  55. p2: So you're a foreigner?
  56. p2: Oh, no you're not.
  57.  
  58. p3: You... you're that person aren't you? The kid who walks around town wrapped in a futon mattress.
  59.  
  60. p3: You might not have realized this, but you're famous around here.
  61.  
  62. p3: It's a shame. You really do have a nice face.
  63.  
  64. p3: But can you understand I don't really want to hire a weirdo?
  65.  
  66. p4: That's why, unfortunately, I just won't work out.
  67.  
  68. p4: I don't want to say this, but I don't think you will be able to get hired anywhere else either.
  69.  
  70. p5: So they recognized who she was...
  71.  
  72.  
  73. Page 4 / 26 ////////////////////
  74.  
  75.  
  76. p1: Heeey
  77.  
  78. p2: ?
  79.  
  80. p2 sfx: raise
  81.  
  82. p2: Since we came all the way into town
  83.  
  84. p2text: Your face is looking horrible
  85.  
  86. p2: rustle rustle
  87.  
  88. p2: why don't we go get something to eat?
  89.  
  90. p3: Aren't you getting hungry?
  91.  
  92. p3: Yeah
  93.  
  94. p3: What would you like?
  95.  
  96. p3: Pizza
  97.  
  98. p3text: How did I know?
  99.  
  100. p4: How about we stop by a family restaurant?
  101.  
  102. p4: Okay
  103.  
  104. p4: Erio will be fine.
  105.  
  106.  
  107. Page 5/ 26 ////////////////////
  108.  
  109.  
  110. p1: Society's gravitational pull has been slowly but surely drawing her in.
  111.  
  112. p2: This is precisely the reason for her declaration of wanting to work.
  113.  
  114. p3: Uwah
  115.  
  116. p4 text: I'm a fan of yours.
  117.  
  118. p5: Someone set some drink bottles here again....
  119.  
  120. p6: Huh?
  121. p6: Maekawa-san?
  122.  
  123. p6 sfx automatic door: bvvvvt
  124.  
  125.  
  126. Page 6 / 26 /////////////////
  127.  
  128.  
  129. p1: Oh, Assistant manager!
  130. p1: Weren't you supposed to be off, today?
  131.  
  132. p2: You know I couldn't miss catching it.
  133.  
  134. p3: Catching what?
  135.  
  136. p3: Catching that.
  137.  
  138. p4: byeeeew
  139.  
  140. p5 sfx: waver
  141.  
  142. p5 text: Oooooh
  143.  
  144. p5: The plastic bottle rockets?
  145.  
  146. p6: There have been a lot of them lately, haven't there?
  147.  
  148. p6: What's this?
  149.  
  150.  
  151. Page 7 / 26 ///////////////////////
  152.  
  153.  
  154. p1: So Makekawa-chan, your fan had another drop-by today?
  155.  
  156. p2: They're really at it, aren't they? It's too bad we have no idea who it is.
  157.  
  158. p2 text: Are you seriously going to drink that?
  159.  
  160. p3: Actually...
  161. p3: You can't say I'm totally clueless...
  162.  
  163. p4: Oh?
  164.  
  165. p4: Anyway, I've got some business I need to attend to. Chow!
  166.  
  167. p5 text: See you later!
  168.  
  169.  
  170. Page 8/ 26 ///////////////////////
  171.  
  172.  
  173. p1: The timing of when the presents started being dropped off matches up to right about when the rockets started flying.
  174.  
  175. p1: Being that they're both are made of plastic bottles, it's just too unusual of a coincidence.
  176.  
  177. p4: There's no mistake. The culprit has got to be...
  178.  
  179. p4 text: Huh...
  180.  
  181.  
  182. Page 8 / 26 //////////////////
  183.  
  184.  
  185. p1: Oh...
  186.  
  187. p1: Y-
  188. p1: You're...
  189.  
  190. p2: You're the the one who's dropping off cola in front of the store... aren't you!
  191.  
  192. p2 text: point
  193.  
  194. p2: Yeah, it's me.
  195.  
  196. p3: That was a little too easy...
  197.  
  198. p3: I got them in bulk and didn't know what to do with the leftovers...
  199.  
  200. p4: So, why were you giving them to me specifically?
  201.  
  202. p4:Ah....
  203. p4: Uuuuh...
  204.  
  205.  
  206. Page 10 / 26 ///////////////////
  207.  
  208.  
  209. p1: I uh...
  210. p1: That's right. Because I'm a fan of yours....
  211.  
  212. p1: Why am I having problems believing that?
  213.  
  214. p2: I'm not lying! It was since I saw you dressing up all weird.
  215.  
  216. p3: What do you mean by "all wierd"!?
  217.  
  218. p3: This is traditional Japanese cosplay.
  219.  
  220. p3: I'm sorry. That was impolite of me.
  221.  
  222. p3 sfx: ruuuumble
  223.  
  224.  
  225. p4: ....
  226. p4: Can you see these rockets when they're flying through the air?
  227.  
  228. p5: Yes I can---
  229.  
  230. p5: but why are you doing this?
  231.  
  232. p5: Uh
  233. p5: It's just a hobby of mine.
  234.  
  235.  
  236. Page 11 / 26 //////////////////
  237.  
  238.  
  239. p1: I may never be able to fly any real rockets
  240.  
  241. p1: so these will just have to take their place for me.
  242.  
  243. p2: Space is so fascinating.
  244.  
  245. p2: Aaah...
  246.  
  247. p3: This person... he was born in this town.
  248.  
  249. p3: For some reason we have a lot of odd acting people doing strange things like this with a love of outer-space.
  250.  
  251. p4 sfx: rustle
  252.  
  253. p4: I've got it!
  254. p4: That would be perfect!
  255.  
  256. p5: Would you mind if I ask you a favor?
  257.  
  258. p4: ?
  259.  
  260.  
  261. Page 12 / 26 /////////////////////////
  262.  
  263.  
  264. p1: I'm home!
  265.  
  266. p2: Eri-chan, I'm gettin' some snacks so go'n wash your hands.
  267.  
  268. p2: Okay!
  269.  
  270. p2sfx: tmp tmp tmp tmp
  271.  
  272. p3 sfx: rattle
  273.  
  274. p4: Oooh
  275. p4: You're back.
  276.  
  277. p5: Just walked in the door. You sick or something?
  278.  
  279. p5: Uh-uh. My mind is just blank.
  280.  
  281.  
  282. Page 13 / 26 //////////////////////
  283.  
  284.  
  285. p1: Erio...
  286. p1: was turned down during her interview.
  287.  
  288. p2: Is that so...
  289.  
  290. p3: Huuuuugh
  291.  
  292. p3: Fumyuuuuh
  293.  
  294. p4: ...Did something happen?
  295.  
  296. p5 text: Uuuurghmmmm
  297.  
  298. p5: Well
  299. p5: how can I put this...
  300.  
  301.  
  302. Page 14 / 26 ////////////////////////
  303.  
  304.  
  305. p1: As an example...
  306.  
  307. p1: Suppose I had a habit of going around joking, saying, "I am a go----d!"
  308.  
  309. p1: I guess my feeling of mental confusion would be described if then one day a person popped up and started actually extolling me, calling me a god.
  310.  
  311. p2: I don't understand what you're trying to tell me.
  312.  
  313. p2 text: Sigh
  314.  
  315. p3 sfx: twinkle
  316.  
  317. p4: Wheny ♪
  318.  
  319. p4: whay
  320.  
  321.  
  322. Page 15 / 26 //////////////////////
  323.  
  324.  
  325. p1: ...
  326.  
  327. p1: Um... Obasan...
  328.  
  329. p2: Hmmm?
  330.  
  331. p2: How does it feel to have a cutie obasan served on your knees?
  332.  
  333. p2: It feels like someone set a giant clam on my lap...
  334.  
  335. p3: lick
  336.  
  337. p3: Hyaah!
  338.  
  339. p4 text: liiiickity lick lick
  340.  
  341. p4: hyah hyah hyah hyah!!
  342.  
  343. p4 text: shiver
  344.  
  345.  
  346. Page 16 / 26 //////////////////////
  347.  
  348.  
  349. p1: Will you stop, you derp-vert pervert!
  350.  
  351. p1sfx: whrech
  352.  
  353. p1 text: aaaaah-unnn
  354.  
  355.  
  356. p2 text: haah haah
  357.  
  358. p2 text: teh-heh (heart)
  359.  
  360. p3: Mya-kyuuun
  361.  
  362. p3: Oh
  363.  
  364. p3: that's right
  365.  
  366. p4 text: makkyuunn
  367.  
  368. p5: I want you to take Erio
  369.  
  370. p5: with you tomorrow to this place.
  371.  
  372.  
  373. Page 17 / 26 ///////////////////
  374.  
  375.  
  376. p1: What is it?
  377.  
  378. p1: Where she is going to work.
  379.  
  380. p3: If that was what this was about, why didn't you say so earlier!
  381.  
  382. p3: I had only just found it today.
  383.  
  384. p4: Erio's been there before so I know it will be fine.
  385.  
  386. p4: I know it will...
  387.  
  388. p5: ?
  389.  
  390. p6: Cousiiiin...
  391. p6: ....
  392.  
  393. p6: Wah!
  394. p6: W- We're just...
  395.  
  396.  
  397. Page 18 / 26 //////////////
  398.  
  399.  
  400. p1: Where are the snacks?
  401.  
  402. p1 sfx: twitch
  403.  
  404. p2: You...
  405.  
  406. p2 text: Waaaver
  407.  
  408. p3: are the snack!
  409.  
  410. p3: Startle
  411.  
  412. p4 sfx: Uwaaaah
  413.  
  414. p4: Let me suck up that smooth skin of yours... yaddi yaddi~~
  415.  
  416. p4: W- Wait...
  417.  
  418. p4: M- mother....
  419.  
  420. p4: Stop...
  421.  
  422. p4: Couuusin!
  423.  
  424. p4: And so....
  425.  
  426.  
  427. Page 19 / 26 ///////////////////
  428.  
  429.  
  430. p1: One way or another the next day I dragged the grumbling Erio out.
  431.  
  432. p1 text : C'mon! We're going now!
  433.  
  434. p1 text: mofuuu
  435.  
  436. p2: fuuuu
  437.  
  438. p2sfx: screech
  439.  
  440. p3: We arrived at the place that Meme-san had specified to us.
  441.  
  442. p3: Tamura Market... this has got to be it.
  443.  
  444. p4: The map we had gotten was just ridiculous...
  445.  
  446. p4 text: If Erio hadn't known about the place we would've gotten lost...
  447.  
  448. p4 paper:
  449. 10th ↓ 60th ↑ 30th → 20th ↑
  450. ← 20th ↓ weak punch → medium kick → Tamura Market
  451.  
  452. p5sfx: ratttle
  453.  
  454.  
  455. Page 20 / 26 ////////////////
  456.  
  457.  
  458. p1: Excuse us!
  459.  
  460. p2sfx: shiiiin
  461.  
  462. p2: ?
  463.  
  464. p3: Seems no one's here...
  465.  
  466. p3: Oba-chan will be in the room in the back.
  467.  
  468. p4: I wonder if anything gets stolen.
  469.  
  470. p4 sfx: tmptmptmp
  471.  
  472. p5: Oba-chaaan
  473.  
  474.  
  475. Page 21 / 26 ///////////////
  476.  
  477.  
  478. p1: Yes yes
  479.  
  480. p1sfx: roll
  481.  
  482. p1: I can hear you!
  483.  
  484. p2: Oh
  485. p2: It's Eliot!
  486.  
  487. p2: I'm Erio.
  488.  
  489. p3: You're Eliot's and Meme's kid.
  490. p3: Might as well be Eliot.
  491.  
  492. p4: But that isn't her name.
  493.  
  494. p4: Eliot must be her father...
  495.  
  496. p4: What's this?
  497.  
  498. p5: This is the first time I have seen your face.
  499.  
  500. p5sfx: staaaare
  501.  
  502. p5: Oh
  503. p5: I'm Niwa Makoto. Erio's cousin.
  504.  
  505. p5: Yes, my cousin.
  506.  
  507.  
  508. Page 22 / 26 //////////////////
  509.  
  510.  
  511. p1: You're...
  512. p1: Oh that's right. Shouji's son.
  513.  
  514. p1: Uh...yeah.
  515. p1: You know about my father?
  516.  
  517. p2: He was an easily approachable idiot.
  518.  
  519. p2: Ugh...
  520.  
  521. p3: Um...
  522. p3: Obaa-chan.
  523.  
  524. p3: I...
  525.  
  526. p3: I already know.
  527.  
  528. p4: Meme told me.
  529.  
  530. p4sfx: glow
  531.  
  532. p4: I was thinking of asking you.
  533.  
  534. p5: It was about time that I got another pair of hands to help out.
  535.  
  536. p5: At any rate, my time is coming soon.
  537.  
  538. p6 text: When I will suffer cattle mutilation.
  539.  
  540.  
  541. Page 23 / 26 ////////////////////
  542.  
  543.  
  544. p2: Not another one of these types of characters. Isn't cattle mutilation that thing? You know, that thing where the organs of cattle just sorta disappeared into nowhere?
  545.  
  546. p2: But hasn't that thing already been proven not to have been the work of aliens? Erio-chaaan, you better not be getting excited about this.
  547.  
  548. p3: The only proper thing to do during a time like this.
  549.  
  550. p3sfx: cough
  551.  
  552. p5: Is that right...
  553.  
  554. p5: Ma'am (The more polite version)
  555.  
  556. p5: And just like that
  557.  
  558.  
  559. Page 24 / 26 //////////////////
  560.  
  561.  
  562. p1: she started working the next day at the Tamura Market.
  563.  
  564. p1sfx: gooooong
  565.  
  566.  
  567. p2: I wonder if she will really be okay?
  568.  
  569.  
  570. Page 25 / 26 /////////////////
  571.  
  572.  
  573. Page 26 / 26 //////////////////
  574.  
  575.  
  576. Youth points (other)
  577. half time calculations!
  578.  
  579. Niwa Makoto
  580. Seeing Erio Blush +1
  581. Becoming one of the Touwa household -1
  582. Acknowledged as Delicalorie -2
  583. Having his aunt lay her head on his lap and lick him -5
  584. Helping Erio find work -3
  585. Current youth point total -9
  586.  
  587.  
  588. Touwa Erio
  589. Deciding she wanted to work +3
  590. Glistening Haircut +1
  591. Being rejected at her interview -4
  592. Confining herself (to her futon) -2
  593. Starting work at a cheap sweets store +2
  594. Current youth point total (new) -50
  595.  
  596. Touwa Meme
  597. Fooortieeee! -400000
  598. Licking her daughter's knees -20000
  599. Erio-chan is sooo cuuuute +3
  600. Chewing some dumplings on a stick +3000000
  601. Pleasing herself by squeezing Mako-kun +20000
  602. Lickety-lick-lick-liketty-lick-liketty +1000000
  603. Current youth point total (new)
  604.  
  605.  
  606. END ////////////////
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