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- Denpa Onna to Seishun Otoko Volume 2 Chapter 12 Translation
- Written by Pizzach
- For use by Viscans
- Page 01/26 /////////////////////////
- p1: Cousin!
- p1: Am I returning...
- p1: to society?
- p1: Should I?
- p1: Erio made the declaration of her return to the world.
- p2: With your hair cut, everything is is a-ok.
- p2: Okay then.
- p2sfx: sparkle sparkle
- p3: How about
- p3: we head off to your interview?
- p3sfx: pedal pedal
- p3: Yeah!
- Page 2 / 26 //////////////////////
- p1: On her first step back into society...
- p1: Erio took a large stumble.
- p1: Chapter 12 Thanksgiving Melancholy (2)
- Page 3 / 26 /////////////////////
- p1: This is what I had heard from Erio about how the interview went...
- p1: Ewwwwww
- p1: ....
- p2: Touwa Erio?
- p2sfx: glup
- p2: So you're a foreigner?
- p2: Oh, no you're not.
- p3: You... you're that person aren't you? The kid who walks around town wrapped in a futon mattress.
- p3: You might not have realized this, but you're famous around here.
- p3: It's a shame. You really do have a nice face.
- p3: But can you understand I don't really want to hire a weirdo?
- p4: That's why, unfortunately, I just won't work out.
- p4: I don't want to say this, but I don't think you will be able to get hired anywhere else either.
- p5: So they recognized who she was...
- Page 4 / 26 ////////////////////
- p1: Heeey
- p2: ?
- p2 sfx: raise
- p2: Since we came all the way into town
- p2text: Your face is looking horrible
- p2: rustle rustle
- p2: why don't we go get something to eat?
- p3: Aren't you getting hungry?
- p3: Yeah
- p3: What would you like?
- p3: Pizza
- p3text: How did I know?
- p4: How about we stop by a family restaurant?
- p4: Okay
- p4: Erio will be fine.
- Page 5/ 26 ////////////////////
- p1: Society's gravitational pull has been slowly but surely drawing her in.
- p2: This is precisely the reason for her declaration of wanting to work.
- p3: Uwah
- p4 text: I'm a fan of yours.
- p5: Someone set some drink bottles here again....
- p6: Huh?
- p6: Maekawa-san?
- p6 sfx automatic door: bvvvvt
- Page 6 / 26 /////////////////
- p1: Oh, Assistant manager!
- p1: Weren't you supposed to be off, today?
- p2: You know I couldn't miss catching it.
- p3: Catching what?
- p3: Catching that.
- p4: byeeeew
- p5 sfx: waver
- p5 text: Oooooh
- p5: The plastic bottle rockets?
- p6: There have been a lot of them lately, haven't there?
- p6: What's this?
- Page 7 / 26 ///////////////////////
- p1: So Makekawa-chan, your fan had another drop-by today?
- p2: They're really at it, aren't they? It's too bad we have no idea who it is.
- p2 text: Are you seriously going to drink that?
- p3: Actually...
- p3: You can't say I'm totally clueless...
- p4: Oh?
- p4: Anyway, I've got some business I need to attend to. Chow!
- p5 text: See you later!
- Page 8/ 26 ///////////////////////
- p1: The timing of when the presents started being dropped off matches up to right about when the rockets started flying.
- p1: Being that they're both are made of plastic bottles, it's just too unusual of a coincidence.
- p4: There's no mistake. The culprit has got to be...
- p4 text: Huh...
- Page 8 / 26 //////////////////
- p1: Oh...
- p1: Y-
- p1: You're...
- p2: You're the the one who's dropping off cola in front of the store... aren't you!
- p2 text: point
- p2: Yeah, it's me.
- p3: That was a little too easy...
- p3: I got them in bulk and didn't know what to do with the leftovers...
- p4: So, why were you giving them to me specifically?
- p4:Ah....
- p4: Uuuuh...
- Page 10 / 26 ///////////////////
- p1: I uh...
- p1: That's right. Because I'm a fan of yours....
- p1: Why am I having problems believing that?
- p2: I'm not lying! It was since I saw you dressing up all weird.
- p3: What do you mean by "all wierd"!?
- p3: This is traditional Japanese cosplay.
- p3: I'm sorry. That was impolite of me.
- p3 sfx: ruuuumble
- p4: ....
- p4: Can you see these rockets when they're flying through the air?
- p5: Yes I can---
- p5: but why are you doing this?
- p5: Uh
- p5: It's just a hobby of mine.
- Page 11 / 26 //////////////////
- p1: I may never be able to fly any real rockets
- p1: so these will just have to take their place for me.
- p2: Space is so fascinating.
- p2: Aaah...
- p3: This person... he was born in this town.
- p3: For some reason we have a lot of odd acting people doing strange things like this with a love of outer-space.
- p4 sfx: rustle
- p4: I've got it!
- p4: That would be perfect!
- p5: Would you mind if I ask you a favor?
- p4: ?
- Page 12 / 26 /////////////////////////
- p1: I'm home!
- p2: Eri-chan, I'm gettin' some snacks so go'n wash your hands.
- p2: Okay!
- p2sfx: tmp tmp tmp tmp
- p3 sfx: rattle
- p4: Oooh
- p4: You're back.
- p5: Just walked in the door. You sick or something?
- p5: Uh-uh. My mind is just blank.
- Page 13 / 26 //////////////////////
- p1: Erio...
- p1: was turned down during her interview.
- p2: Is that so...
- p3: Huuuuugh
- p3: Fumyuuuuh
- p4: ...Did something happen?
- p5 text: Uuuurghmmmm
- p5: Well
- p5: how can I put this...
- Page 14 / 26 ////////////////////////
- p1: As an example...
- p1: Suppose I had a habit of going around joking, saying, "I am a go----d!"
- p1: I guess my feeling of mental confusion would be described if then one day a person popped up and started actually extolling me, calling me a god.
- p2: I don't understand what you're trying to tell me.
- p2 text: Sigh
- p3 sfx: twinkle
- p4: Wheny ♪
- p4: whay
- Page 15 / 26 //////////////////////
- p1: ...
- p1: Um... Obasan...
- p2: Hmmm?
- p2: How does it feel to have a cutie obasan served on your knees?
- p2: It feels like someone set a giant clam on my lap...
- p3: lick
- p3: Hyaah!
- p4 text: liiiickity lick lick
- p4: hyah hyah hyah hyah!!
- p4 text: shiver
- Page 16 / 26 //////////////////////
- p1: Will you stop, you derp-vert pervert!
- p1sfx: whrech
- p1 text: aaaaah-unnn
- p2 text: haah haah
- p2 text: teh-heh (heart)
- p3: Mya-kyuuun
- p3: Oh
- p3: that's right
- p4 text: makkyuunn
- p5: I want you to take Erio
- p5: with you tomorrow to this place.
- Page 17 / 26 ///////////////////
- p1: What is it?
- p1: Where she is going to work.
- p3: If that was what this was about, why didn't you say so earlier!
- p3: I had only just found it today.
- p4: Erio's been there before so I know it will be fine.
- p4: I know it will...
- p5: ?
- p6: Cousiiiin...
- p6: ....
- p6: Wah!
- p6: W- We're just...
- Page 18 / 26 //////////////
- p1: Where are the snacks?
- p1 sfx: twitch
- p2: You...
- p2 text: Waaaver
- p3: are the snack!
- p3: Startle
- p4 sfx: Uwaaaah
- p4: Let me suck up that smooth skin of yours... yaddi yaddi~~
- p4: W- Wait...
- p4: M- mother....
- p4: Stop...
- p4: Couuusin!
- p4: And so....
- Page 19 / 26 ///////////////////
- p1: One way or another the next day I dragged the grumbling Erio out.
- p1 text : C'mon! We're going now!
- p1 text: mofuuu
- p2: fuuuu
- p2sfx: screech
- p3: We arrived at the place that Meme-san had specified to us.
- p3: Tamura Market... this has got to be it.
- p4: The map we had gotten was just ridiculous...
- p4 text: If Erio hadn't known about the place we would've gotten lost...
- p4 paper:
- 10th ↓ 60th ↑ 30th → 20th ↑
- ← 20th ↓ weak punch → medium kick → Tamura Market
- p5sfx: ratttle
- Page 20 / 26 ////////////////
- p1: Excuse us!
- p2sfx: shiiiin
- p2: ?
- p3: Seems no one's here...
- p3: Oba-chan will be in the room in the back.
- p4: I wonder if anything gets stolen.
- p4 sfx: tmptmptmp
- p5: Oba-chaaan
- Page 21 / 26 ///////////////
- p1: Yes yes
- p1sfx: roll
- p1: I can hear you!
- p2: Oh
- p2: It's Eliot!
- p2: I'm Erio.
- p3: You're Eliot's and Meme's kid.
- p3: Might as well be Eliot.
- p4: But that isn't her name.
- p4: Eliot must be her father...
- p4: What's this?
- p5: This is the first time I have seen your face.
- p5sfx: staaaare
- p5: Oh
- p5: I'm Niwa Makoto. Erio's cousin.
- p5: Yes, my cousin.
- Page 22 / 26 //////////////////
- p1: You're...
- p1: Oh that's right. Shouji's son.
- p1: Uh...yeah.
- p1: You know about my father?
- p2: He was an easily approachable idiot.
- p2: Ugh...
- p3: Um...
- p3: Obaa-chan.
- p3: I...
- p3: I already know.
- p4: Meme told me.
- p4sfx: glow
- p4: I was thinking of asking you.
- p5: It was about time that I got another pair of hands to help out.
- p5: At any rate, my time is coming soon.
- p6 text: When I will suffer cattle mutilation.
- Page 23 / 26 ////////////////////
- p2: Not another one of these types of characters. Isn't cattle mutilation that thing? You know, that thing where the organs of cattle just sorta disappeared into nowhere?
- p2: But hasn't that thing already been proven not to have been the work of aliens? Erio-chaaan, you better not be getting excited about this.
- p3: The only proper thing to do during a time like this.
- p3sfx: cough
- p5: Is that right...
- p5: Ma'am (The more polite version)
- p5: And just like that
- Page 24 / 26 //////////////////
- p1: she started working the next day at the Tamura Market.
- p1sfx: gooooong
- p2: I wonder if she will really be okay?
- Page 25 / 26 /////////////////
- Page 26 / 26 //////////////////
- Youth points (other)
- half time calculations!
- Niwa Makoto
- Seeing Erio Blush +1
- Becoming one of the Touwa household -1
- Acknowledged as Delicalorie -2
- Having his aunt lay her head on his lap and lick him -5
- Helping Erio find work -3
- Current youth point total -9
- Touwa Erio
- Deciding she wanted to work +3
- Glistening Haircut +1
- Being rejected at her interview -4
- Confining herself (to her futon) -2
- Starting work at a cheap sweets store +2
- Current youth point total (new) -50
- Touwa Meme
- Fooortieeee! -400000
- Licking her daughter's knees -20000
- Erio-chan is sooo cuuuute +3
- Chewing some dumplings on a stick +3000000
- Pleasing herself by squeezing Mako-kun +20000
- Lickety-lick-lick-liketty-lick-liketty +1000000
- Current youth point total (new)
- END ////////////////
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