Reasons to learn moon

January 1st, 2015
I was browsing the web looking for porn while some assholes from the online tamagotchi thing no one outside of Japan plays messaged me. Of course it was all in gook and could not read what they sent.
As I went to exit and go back to “hardcore amateur anal action” light from my computer engulfed me.
I do not know how long I was out for or if it's even the same day.
Guess that staying away from parties fapping to porn builds bad karma since I was roused from my unconscious state by a real life agumon.
It pointed at me, at it, and kept speaking Japanese, goddammit I can't speak this drunken dyslexic viking language. Guessing it was my shitty little tamagotchi from that online game I just spoke her name, yes her this thing is a girl I decided regardless of what she evolves into, “Luthien” and it jumped around in joy and started to drag me towards a city In the distance.
Good thing that made her happy since a gabumon appeared and spoke more Japanese before Luthien jumped at it breathed fire at it repeatedly until it retreated with smoke on its coat.
Walking towards it we met some baby digimon who also spoke only this god forsaken language.
Luthien pushed towards another building, this one had some sort of old man cave guy, a jijimon.
No idea what he said.
Exploring the city I found a gym ran by a togemon which stood silently in the middle as Luthien played a bit with logs and bombs until she whimpered at me rubbing her stomach.
Fed her some meat I had in pocket for some reason, it didn't even  looked like it'd fit.
Searched the back, found that gabumon again, she lit it on fire and it ran back to the city.
Met a koromon handing out meat, useful, then slept in the middle of town with Luthien next to me for warmth.


January 2nd, 2015
Woke up to Luthien's cries to use the restroom, got more meat from koromon and trained her a for a few hours before meeting some blond guy and a gaomon.
I have no idea what they said  because of Japanese.
Following after him I found some pink-haired girl and a biyomon talking to some baby levels.
Again no idea what she said.
Later those two were talking about something which may have been the answer to life the universe and everything because it was all in Japanese then they took off.
I followed them to a field where I could only find blondie who pointed at a bus then left.
Kicking it in frustration caused some shitty recolor to come out, spout some bulLshit in Japanese, then race back to the city.
Slept with Luthien in the bus.

January 3rd, 2015
Awoke to the sound of  Luthien's evolution to greymon and she immediately demanded food.
Went to the east and found some woods to explore, there I saw a wanyamOn and pointed it in the vague direction of town.
Met another greymon and Luthien torched it with difficulty.
We trained at togemon's gym and slept there.

January 4th, 2015
Trained all day and got meat from Koromon, slept in the alley in front of the meant farm like Vagrants.



January 5th, 2015
Woke up to Luthien's hunger, trained for a fEw hours and got into a few matches of the arena.

January 6th, 2015
Woke up to Luthien's cries to go the restroom, fought at the colosseum some more and explored the woods.
A kabuterimon was in the waterfall. Luthien evolved into an andromon when we went to train.
After training for a few hours we went to the grassY fields and there found blondie and a recolor.
I had luthien kick it in the face.
Then some guy with black hair showed up, got blondie riled up, and went to some out-of-the-way nook where some snake monster was on front of a shrine.
It attacked but we won and I got an email I can't read.
Slept on the steps of the shrine.

January 6th, 2015
Once again the biological clock of Luthien decides my schedule, waking up when her bowels tell her to move.
Back in the city I ran into blondie, pinkie, and some other girl I can't be assed to remember.
Ran into blondie again in the woods talking to that bipedal doge of his, then pinkie and the bird though I don't which is which (this place leaves me nothing to work with, given they're both pink birds).
Then black guy showed up with a recolor, would be more impressive as it was an ultimate but the fact it's a recolor takes it all away and then some.
Said some more stuff in that chicken scratch language.
Then that other girl showed up with an angewomon and a ladydevimon and kept asking me stuff I vaguely nodded at due to not knowing what in the hell she was saying.
Then we ran into the peanut gallery facing some lizard monster which was apparently real badass given it wasn't folding to an ultimate, two perfects (or rather one since ladydevimon wasn't there) then it ran into a cave that the fuckers then pushed me intO.
I swear I will kick them all in the gonads.
Luthien kicked the thing's ass and we fell asleep as the jackass brigade clucked about like hens.

January 7th, 2015
Woke Up again to Luthien's cries of needing to poop. Spent the rest of the day training.

January 8th, 2015
Usual morning, trained for most of the day before exploring the field at dusk.
Found a beach with some pink rat I had Luthien maul which for some reason let me walk on water further proving I am indeed Jesus.
Then a turtle gave me a fishing rod and we slepT in the water, somehow.

January 9th, 2015
Ran into whatsher face and angewomon in the morning.
Picked up some starfish at Luthien's urging and found the gruesome twosome fighting a really small megaseadramon. I expected it to be much bigger but it was so tiny.
Luthien punched its face in.
As we were looking for A toilet Luthien dropped on the ground and disintegrated into a shower of light.
Some heavy duty sneaking action later I found myself back in the city, not knowing what to do until a budmon came to drag me back to jijimon's house.
There the muppet held the ball of light I assumed were the remains of Luthien and motioned to a  drawing of five eggs.
I picked the green one and Luthien came back, sort of, as a yuramon.
Ran into blondie at the gym and Luthien had a nap before evolving Into a budmon.

January 10th, 2015
BlondIe's bipedal doGgie became a quadrupedal doggie.
Budmon evolved into a lalamon and fell asleep.
Woke up to the usual and spent the rest of the day training.

January 11th, 2015
Trained all day, Luthien evolved into a sunflowmon, then we fell Asleep in a bench in the middle of town.

January 12th, 2015
Explored the swamp, met the birds again, wandered into some canyon, and Luthien got mauled by a wild ladydevimon so hard she got sick.
Had to drag the poor thing to the doctor's and mime a shot so she'd get the treatment.
Then came the bill of 300 bits.
It was at this point that I realized my i-phone was now some kind of device focused on my digimon, then the bits counter fell down a bit to pay the angel.
Then she fell right aSleep.

January 13th, 2015
Trained all morning, some meramon ran past us to the city as we went into the woods and I pointed towards thE town to some confused palmon.
Got lost in the swamp, beat a devimon, and slept in a sewer.

January 14th, 2015
Beat a birdramon, met blackie picking on a kitty then whatsherface and the birds showed up and then he got scratched so Luthien and biyomon neutered the gatomon.
Went back to town to rest Luthien but the loser brigade was there, so we left to train for a while where she evolved into a lilamon.
She dragged me to a restaurant manned by a meramon ans pointed at the food.
Bought two things of tofu, how eXciting.
We slept under the lamplight of the seclude alley.

January 15th,  2015
Spent all day training and eating at the restaurant, slept In the gym.

January 16th,  2015
Another day of training and gainS.

January 17th, 2015
Another training day, a Chorus of the last.

January 18th, 2015
Went exploring the fields a bit, Hugged Luthien when she looked a little sick. Gotta say, that flower smells rather nice.
Some training later saw her evolve into a rosemon. We slept in the woods.
January 19th, 2015
Went into the sewers because I'm mental, met wAtsherface and angewomon (where on earth is ladydevimon?) then fought some wolf in the sewers.
Trained for the rest of the day and slept in the colosseum gym.

January 20th, 2015
Looked into the sewer and guided the recolor doge to town at Luthien's urging.
Looked for megaseadramon on Luthien's insistence where talked to a gomamon and recruited it.
Only now do I realize how important thIs rosemon is outside of just fending off the myriad of violent wild digimon: without her communication would be next to impossible since hand signs only go so far.
Took it to that meramon's restaurant where she ate all she could with a smile on her face and we slept there.

January 21st, 2015
I may be getting too attached to rosemon, not relieving myself in almost a month is likely the reason so I'll wait until her eventual degeneration to do so.
Luthien pulled a kudamon out of the swamp, she gave that gatomon she kicked over that one time a green healing chip, then talked to that birdramoN.
We slept in the empty nest huddled for warmth.

January 22nd,  2015
Luthien woke up sick so I used an autopilot we won at the colosseum to return to the town and get her treated.
Afterwards we went back to the plains where the growlmon that blocked our passage disappeared  into the woods.
We followed and found blackie who said stuff then Luthien talked to a piyomon and pushed some rocks to another side.
When she spoke to that leomon she was very clingy. Her pouting face is adorable, though is the rose on her head a helmet or part of her face?
In the desert we fought an airdramon in front of a vending machine, then went back to the woods were we ran into blackie again, speaking more gibberish until a monzaeMon came and got punched in the area where the dick would be by luthien, though she did ask for a bandaid afterwards.
We cuddled up and slept on the shrine

January 23rd, 2015
Went to town to pick meat, then to the colosseum because Luthien wanted to poop.
The peanut gallery was there and we followed them to where some blond guy let loose a metalgreymon on us.
Luthien mauled it, but after the losers lEft she collapsed into my arms and burst into a shower of golden particles.
Luthien is now a dodomon, which then evolved into a wanyamon.
I think she me masturbate.

Janyary 24th, 2015
Trained all day and wanyamon evolved into gabumon after a rosemon came to taLk to me. I get the feeling she was giving her the stink eye.
Slept in the meat farm.


January  25th, 2015
Spent the day training, gabumon evOlved into gatomon.

January 26th,  2015
Spent the day training and cuddling with Luthien.
Walked past jijimon's house where the peanut galllery where discussing something, my chest hurt afterwards.
I'm getting too attached to Luthien, the combination of lack of communication and feeling of isolation as well as her protecting me constantly is getting to me as she's the only real source of social contact I have as the other humaNs are seldom in one place for long. Here's hoping she doesn't evolve into a buxom woman again.

January 27th, 2015
Trained all morning, gatomon evolved into lilamon.
In the forest that monzemon talked to Luthien and ran off, as well as that recolor and growlmon and a sunflowmon.
Met the peanut gallery in the desert and I gueSs my snubbing them for their nipness is biting me in the ass since I got the silent treatment until we chanced across one of those snake monsters.
They fed it some block heart and it seems they expect me to feed it  since on my way out blondie gave me another block he found.
We slept in the restaurant.

January 28th, 2015
This is getting out of hand, my dreams involved her and it's frightening. Guess it's what happens when the flower woman holds your head between her breasts when sleeping.
I need to find an outlet for her affection or I'll do something I'll regret sooner rather than later.
Mashed a log for a demidevimon in the swamp, then met the birds in the canyon. Biyomon evolved, good for it.
They gave a heart block and pissed off somewhere.
Deeper into the canyon I ran across watsherface and angewomon where I was forced to kick poop over for a block.
Back at the desert we got past the snake thing and a wargrowlmon greeted us. With much difficulty Luthien and gaogamon drove It off, then that blond guy talked to blondie.
He was pretty shaken up and left with the girls, leaving me to curl up with lilamon for sleep.

January 29th, 2015
Had breakfast at the restaurant then went to the canyon, there blackie's ultimate got its ass kicked by a weregarurumon further proving that recolors a shit.
Luthien won, but was bloodied and crying by the end, while I was treating her wounds the peanut gallery showed up and chatted with blackie.
Still ignored.
Decided to look for them in jijimon's house, and again they were there speaking Japanese.
Why is everything in Japanese anyways?
SlLpt in the restaurant

January 30th, 2015
Dear god forgive me, I crossed the line. I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. I just mIssed my home so much and she was so warm and welcoming. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Don't hate me god, please. Was it your making? After the act she evolved into a rosemon again, I wanted to laugh but could only cry into her bussom.
I don't want her to think I hate her, she thinks those teas were melancholy and not self-loathing.

January 31st, 2015
Luthien woKe me up with a kiss.
I felt like throwing up out sheer guilt, having sullied her like that was a terrible evil deed that I'll pay for in the future, I just know it. We can never go back to how we were before.
Spent most of the day in the colosseum, Luthien saw the other rosemon and challenged it to a figth.
She lost twice and won the third round.
Explored a bit of the canyon and Luthien convinced a risegreymon and megadramon to go to the city.
So help me god, I bedded her again. She smells so nice and never pricks me with her vines, her eyes the most perfect green too deep for human eyes.
I need to leave this place soon.

February 1st, 2015
I don't know what to do, there's a recolor blocking a cave and no mEmber of the peanut gallery anywhere.
We wandered far trying to make progress, but ultimately fell asleep in the woods.
I  won't sully her this night.

February 2nd, 2015
I was chaste last night, yet also sinful in my hunger, taking her in my arms as I slept uneasy.
The peanut gallery was in the colosseum and they invited to me to a fight, I think.
Mostly I just followed them and had a fight with blackie and the bird. Looks like blondie and pinkie reached perfect, good for them.
That damn recolor still blocks me and Luthien refuses to perform gangland style executions.
Slept in the restaurant, where we kIssed.

February 3rd, 2015
In the sewers we found a geremon, then spent the rest of the day above the canyon, in snowy mountains.
It may have been because of the cold, but huddled up in one of the toilet tents we went at it again.
Something else, Luthien is old compared to her previous deaths. It's a litTle unnerving knowing she's on borrowed time.

February 4th, 2015
Fought in the colosseum some more, got past the recolor weregarurumon and into a cave that lead to a factory of some description.
There was a bluemeramon and A door that did not budge.
We slept back in town.

February 5th, 2015
The day was a blur, spent some time getting to the 40th floor of the colosseum and met some guy in the woods with angel and bat wings. It took one look at us, I think he smelt us, and attacked.
Luthien was badly beaten pushing him back but we won and slept in his house after kicking out that annoying numemon.
Her hair is so soft and smooth, it smells Like wildflowers. I wonder what she thinks of my observation.


February 6th, 2015
I really did not want to wake up, Luthien's form is so warm and soft.
I should have picked the yellow egg, no way this would have happened with a more animal-shaped digimon. At least I hope so.
Beat some leomon in a coat in the factory and gained access tO some sanctuary of sorts full of ultimates.

February 7th, 2015
Went deeper into the sanctuary, Luthien closer than usual. Wargreymons, metalgarurumons, other rosemons, they all fell before us.
Met a beelzemon in the shrine then killed it, which opened some doors where older blond guy was there with a risegreymon.
Beat that with the help of healing chips.
Then those snake things came, but we beat them after blondie did something to them after they nearly tore off rosemon's skull
He's resting in Jijimon's house and watsherface said some sTuff.
Spent the rest of the day treating Luthien's injuries.

February 8th, 2015
There is definitely wrong with my Luthien, she'stoo old at this point and we're starting to get stares (or maybe it was for banging in the colosseum bathroom). God I hope it's not the second one.
SlepT in a bench.

February 9th, 2015
At rosemon's urging we talked back to watsherface and she lead the whole of the peanut gallery to the colosseum.
There we went tO the top and fought several digimon on the way to some snake cube things that became some female-shaped thing.
Luthien hissed at it which is kind of conserning.
Regardless a steady supply of grey chips lead to victory.
We slept in the clinic

February 10th, 2015
Spent the day with Luthien, fishing, enjoying the scenery. A quiet day, aside from the wild digimon, just taking her in my arms and whispering things into her ear.
I wonder if she can understand english. Now that I think about it she can speak Japanese, so she could have spoken to the peanut gallery for me.
Of course she doesn't speak english so her rOle as translator is pretty much null.
We spent all night dirtying the empty house of lucemon, and I enjoyed her soft lips especially.

January 1st, 2015
I am sitting here in my room, not even half an hour had passed since I left for that weird world.
She spoke to me, Luthien spoke to me. She spoke in english, just the words “goodbye” as she kissed me so deeply in front of everyone without her helmet, tears flowing freely from her eyes.
Why didn't she speak before? Does that mean she was also reading my journal?
Why did she live so long?
I doubt I'll ever get the answers to those questions, but horrible mental images of my enjoyment of her body.
As I write this I think I'm gonna vomit out disgust for myself, both for what I did and wanting more.
I hope no one reads this.

February 11th, 2016
Oh god, I just realized she knew what she was doing, but I cannot hate rosemon nor stop beating on myself.
Guess I did reciprocate, though am also glad it's over.
I just hope the next woman in life is anywhere near half what Luthien was.