FF7 Drunk Race

Goal: Beat Dyne

<—NOTES—>

First Boss—>
Use Bolt all the time/Barret attack

—>Optional run away from enemies or not(probably not doing this)

Sector 7—>
Go to 7th Heaven
After 7th Heaven go straight for train

—>Underground area: Middle staircase to progress (or Left)

Second Boss—>
Limit Breaks (save)

Turks section—>
Aeris(run)
Run to top right for barrel
Aeris(run)

Aeris House—>
Grab cover materia
Leave Aeris house after and go to store on the right
Sell Potions/Ethers/Armor/Hi Potion/Phoenix Down
Buy 68 grenades (roughly around 5500)

Wallmarket—>
Go to guy on right and ask about Tifa
Go to mansion and try to get in
Go to tiara guy
Go to diner (first option for all) + “it was alright)
Go to get deodorant (cat outside) (pick digestive)
Go to inn and stay (pick second option)
Back to tiara guy (to get diamond tiara)
Go to clothes shop
Go to bar
Give digestive to guy in the bathroom
Soft
Shimmers
Go back to clothes shop (get silk dress)
Go to wig place have fun doing squats (should get blonde wig)
Go back to clothes place
Go to Don Corneo
Go to Tifa—>Corneo

Third Boss—>
Cloud (cast Bolt first time only then grenade every time after)
Tifa/Aeris (always use grenades about 138~140 damage each)
Grenades used: 10

Sewer/Ship Yard—>
Grab steal materia
Grab whatever you see (suggestion)
Make trains do shit
Go to pillar

Reno—>
Grenades used: 8

After Pillar—>Go to Aeris house—>
Go to Wall Market—>Go to Wig guy—>Sell Ether—>Buy Cover
Go to weapon shop—>Buy batteries
Go up pillar—>
Heal Tifa, Switch to ATB Wait and put Tifa/Barret in back row-->
Take stairs up Shinra Building—>
Go fight soldiers—>Use grenades to kill (6 in total)
Talk to guy on floor 61—>Go to floor 62—>Get card key
Floor 63—>Go to middle of green bookcase room—>Go to talk to guy in room on left—>Pass: BOMB
Take elevator to floor 65—>Do puzzle thing
--> PUZZLE:
(TOP LEFT ROOM bottom chest, then top. BOTTOM LEFT ROOM bottom chest, then top. Top right corner last)

Go to floor 66—>Go to bathroom vent—>Go to 67

Fourth Boss—>
Team should be Cloud/Tifa/Red
Grenade main boss (total used: 8)

—>Go down to floor 66 and take elevator (captured) do a bunch of stuff

Fifth Boss—>
Team should be Aeris/Barret/Red
Grenades used: 12 (first form)
Grenades used: 7 (second form)

Rufus—>
Limit break (on dark nation)
Grenade Rufus (used: 4)

Mini game and shit that I’m bad at

Sixth Boss—>
Team should be Cloud/Barret/Tifa
Cloud uses Bolt on four rounds then grenade on fifth turn
Everyone else uses grenades (used: 11 in total)

END OF MIDGAR!!!!!!!

Kalm—>
Long Flashback of death, just mash shit and don’t forget the orthopedic underwear LOLOL
After flashback of death, leave and go to Chocobo farm to get greens and shit cause I’m not doing the Zolom skip (tho it looks kinda free)

—>Enter cave, gonna grab a bunch of safety things, boxes, long range materia (up at top on the right room upon entering)
—>Go to Junon
—>Just noting that Yuffie can be obtained here (which I will prlly do)

Junon—>
Enter store, buy: Mythril Armlet
Sell: Star Pendant, Protect Vest, Talisman, Bronze Bangle, Guard Source (not doing any of this)
Buy: 41 Grenades (about 3200)
See Priscilla

Seventh Boss—>
Bio (x4)
Grenades (used: 8)
Limit Breaks if have

—>Go give mouth to mouth to the kid (cause Clouds the only idiot that knows how to)
—>Use Mr Dolphin to get high (shoutouts)
—>Get dressed up in solider garb and march around like an idiot to get ratings that I cant ever do
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