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  1. 12:30 AM - Twi`Naga: Karma
  2. 12:30 AM - Twi`Naga: is
  3. 12:30 AM - Twi`Naga: a
  4. 12:30 AM - Twi`Naga: WHORE
  5.  
  6. 12:30 AM - [ESC] Meatloaf: What did you do.
  7.  
  8. 12:31 AM - Twi`Naga: So,
  9.  
  10. 12:31 AM - Esplin: Is it plounge related?
  11.  
  12. 12:31 AM - Twi`Naga: I'm at the north west airfield
  13.  
  14. 12:31 AM - Esplin: oh
  15.  
  16. 12:31 AM - Twi`Naga: just sitting on a tower
  17.  
  18. 12:31 AM - Esplin: real karma?
  19. 12:31 AM - Esplin: bah
  20.  
  21. 12:31 AM - Twi`Naga: minding my own business
  22. 12:31 AM - Twi`Naga: you know, waiting for people to show up so I can snipe them
  23. 12:31 AM - Twi`Naga: Well
  24. 12:31 AM - Twi`Naga: people show up.
  25. 12:31 AM - Twi`Naga: And they're running.
  26. 12:31 AM - Twi`Naga: They're running
  27. 12:32 AM - Twi`Naga: because zombies.
  28. 12:32 AM - Twi`Naga: They run right past my tower
  29. 12:32 AM - Twi`Naga: and into a building
  30. 12:32 AM - Twi`Naga: about 300 meters away
  31. 12:32 AM - Twi`Naga: I get up into a crouching position
  32. 12:32 AM - Twi`Naga: and pull out my sniper rifle.
  33. 12:32 AM - Twi`Naga: I aim it at teh door where they ran in, as the zombies filter through it
  34. 12:33 AM - Twi`Naga: hearing gunshots as the the survivors defend themselves
  35. 12:33 AM - Twi`Naga: Eventually, one of them shows his leg
  36. 12:33 AM - Twi`Naga: just barely
  37. 12:33 AM - Twi`Naga: So I zero in my sniper, and take the shot.
  38. 12:33 AM - Twi`Naga: Bang.
  39. 12:33 AM - Twi`Naga: He's on teh ground with a broken leg.
  40. 12:33 AM - Twi`Naga: Zombies still coming
  41. 12:33 AM - Twi`Naga: His buddy comes over to try to patch him up
  42. 12:33 AM - Twi`Naga: Bang
  43. 12:34 AM - Twi`Naga: Take him in the throat
  44. 12:34 AM - Twi`Naga: he falls over dead
  45. 12:34 AM - Twi`Naga: At this point, the last guy
  46. 12:34 AM - Twi`Naga: he's like "fuck it" and runs out the back door.
  47. 12:34 AM - Twi`Naga: I shoot him in the back as he runs full boar across the airfield.
  48.  
  49.  
  50. 12:34 AM - cheesemoo: nice
  51.  
  52.  
  53. 12:34 AM - Twi`Naga: The last guy,
  54. 12:34 AM - Twi`Naga: I left there
  55. 12:34 AM - Twi`Naga: to be eaten.
  56. 12:34 AM - Twi`Naga: And he is.
  57. 12:35 AM - Twi`Naga: Anyways
  58. 12:35 AM - Twi`Naga: After about 20 minutes of nothing but the distant sounds of zombies feeding
  59. 12:35 AM - Twi`Naga: I decided it's time for me to come down the ladder and try to get some nice loot from the surrounding military buildings
  60.  
  61. 12:35 AM - Books: I was promised whores in this story
  62.  
  63. 12:36 AM - Twi`Naga: You were promised no such thing.
  64.  
  65. 12:36 AM - Books: you said there was a whore
  66.  
  67. 12:36 AM - Twi`Naga: Oh
  68. 12:36 AM - Twi`Naga: yeah
  69. 12:36 AM - Twi`Naga: That whore is coming.
  70. 12:36 AM - Twi`Naga: I promise.
  71.  
  72. 12:36 AM - Books: oh, cool
  73.  
  74. 12:36 AM - Twi`Naga: Anyways, I climb down the ladder
  75. 12:36 AM - Twi`Naga: and the whore decides to show up
  76. 12:36 AM - Twi`Naga: It's a zombie.
  77. 12:36 AM - Twi`Naga: Right fucking there
  78. 12:36 AM - Twi`Naga: at teh bottom of the ladder
  79. 12:37 AM - Twi`Naga: normally, one zombie isn't a problem.
  80. 12:37 AM - Twi`Naga: I'd take a hit, and pop it in the head with my pistol\=
  81. 12:37 AM - Twi`Naga: However
  82. 12:37 AM - Twi`Naga: karma decides to fuck with the RNG.
  83. 12:37 AM - Twi`Naga: The zombie hits me
  84.  
  85. 12:37 AM - Speedingturtle: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1337659262804.jpg
  86.  
  87. 12:37 AM - Twi`Naga: and it breaks one of my legs.
  88.  
  89. 12:37 AM - Esplin: That is a shitty whore.
  90.  
  91. 12:38 AM - Twi`Naga: Yeah.
  92.  
  93. 12:38 AM - [ESC] Meatloaf: Or a really good whore
  94. 12:38 AM - [ESC] Meatloaf: Depends on what you're into.
  95.  
  96. 12:38 AM - Twi`Naga: So, I kill the zombie
  97.  
  98. 12:38 AM - Books: good shitty whores?
  99.  
  100. 12:38 AM - Twi`Naga: and the 3 other zombies that come running up to me
  101.  
  102. 12:38 AM - cheesemoo: hhahahah speedy
  103.  
  104. 12:38 AM - Twi`Naga: The threat averted, I check my backpack for morphine.
  105. 12:38 AM - Twi`Naga: for my leg.
  106. 12:38 AM - Twi`Naga: And there is none.
  107. 12:38 AM - Twi`Naga: So, here I am.
  108.  
  109. 12:38 AM - Esplin: HURRY THE FUCK UP
  110.  
  111. 12:38 AM - Twi`Naga: In the middle of the fucking airfield
  112.  
  113. 12:39 AM - Esplin: I need to know ):
  114. 12:39 AM - Esplin: what happens
  115.  
  116. 12:39 AM - Twi`Naga: which just so happens to be the most dangerous place in the game
  117. 12:39 AM - Twi`Naga: because all the best loot spawns there
  118. 12:39 AM - Twi`Naga: With a broken fucking leg
  119. 12:39 AM - Twi`Naga: and no way to fix it
  120. 12:39 AM - Twi`Naga: So I spend the next 2 HOURS
  121. 12:39 AM - Twi`Naga: crawling around trying to find morphine in the buildings
  122. 12:39 AM - Twi`Naga: Eventually, I say "fuck it"
  123. 12:39 AM - Twi`Naga: and decide to go back up to my sniper post
  124. 12:40 AM - Twi`Naga: and wait there till I see more people.
  125. 12:40 AM - Twi`Naga: Maybe I can kill them and find morphine on their bodies
  126. 12:40 AM - Twi`Naga: So I spend another 30 minutes crawling all the way back to the ladder
  127. 12:40 AM - Twi`Naga: it's right around the corner
  128. 12:40 AM - Twi`Naga: but
  129. 12:40 AM - Twi`Naga: there's another fucking zombie
  130. 12:40 AM - Twi`Naga: just chilling
  131. 12:40 AM - Twi`Naga: right there by the ladder
  132. 12:40 AM - Twi`Naga: I hug the wall, and hope it'll just walk right by without noticing me...
  133. 12:41 AM - Twi`Naga: It notices me.
  134. 12:41 AM - Twi`Naga: It runs at me, and hits me.  I shoot it.
  135. 12:41 AM - Twi`Naga: it dies.
  136. 12:41 AM - Twi`Naga: However
  137. 12:41 AM - Twi`Naga: since I had already lost some blood earlier
  138. 12:41 AM - Twi`Naga: Karma decides to rear it's bitch face again
  139. 12:41 AM - Twi`Naga: and the zombie knocks me unconcious as more zombie show up from the sound of gunfire.
  140. 12:42 AM - Twi`Naga: Now, I don't know about you,
  141. 12:42 AM - Twi`Naga: but
  142. 12:42 AM - Twi`Naga: it's REALLY HARD to defend against zombies when you're unconcious.....
  143. 12:42 AM - Twi`Naga: so yeah.
  144. 12:42 AM - Twi`Naga: That happened.
  145. 12:42 AM - Twi`Naga: Fucking
  146.  
  147. 12:42 AM - Esplin: Dead Twi is dead
  148.  
  149. 12:42 AM - Twi`Naga: Karma