THAT TIME MY CAT'S ANUS WAS NEARLY TONGUED BY DOORMAT DURING

THAT TIME MY CAT'S ANUS WAS NEARLY TONGUED BY DOORMAT DURING MY SOJOURN IN TOLP

So there I was, designing the best fucking levels in VVVVVV with internal scripting, right?
Like, smartass badass shit.

And this fucking doormat came out of nowhere and rosa'd all over the place. And then instead of looking
at rosa porn, he makes a doorline straight towards my cat.

So my cat pulled out it's knife and tried to stab the motherfucker, but he deflects it with his dick.
But that isn't the weirdest part. Soon as his dick went down, he tries to tongue my cat's anus! WTF?

My cat barely got away with AIDs and a severed brachialis radial.

No, seriously. Doormat nearly tongued my cat's anus.