Slixxerman: better and cheaper than having a girlfriend

Oace: whoah

dragondt: Dayum

JakeInTheBox: lmao

JakeInTheBox: Honestly though I love my cats so I get it.

JakeInTheBox: It makes it a lot harder to look for a place that takes pets

Slixxerman: shit most the girls where i live just want a man so they dont have to work

Slixxerman: and yea it is

JakeInTheBox: Honestly I always kept a lot of women like that at bay by only doing a split bill first date

JakeInTheBox: I don't buy for them, they don't buy for me, we can all walk away at the end of the night with no pressure.

Slixxerman: lol bet a lot of girls saw you as an ass that way

HybridSoul666: hy

dragondt: Sound advice, I'll take that

nemgnomadog: Moot advice, really, since none of you will be getting any.

dragondt: advice?

dragondt: But we just got some ;P

nemgnomadog: I see reading is hard for dragondt :(

Oace: I think he means we're not going to dinner

HybridSoul666: ahaahahhahahahahahahh

dragondt: I see emoting is hard for nemgnomadog

dragondt: Like, see that wink?

nemgnomadog: I see being autistic is... pretty natural for you

senderkayl: 'Going Dutch' is the most acceptable and promising behavior on a date. It indicates that both participants have their own money.

dragondt: Hey man, I have an autistic cousin. Screw off

nemgnomadog: I'm sure it runs in the family

nemgnomadog: I'm in no way surprised

nemgnomadog: You know who else has an autistic cousin?

nemgnomadog: Your cousin.