I was only 69 years old,
I loved Flubbaduck so much,
I had all of their dildos,
I thanked Flubbaduck for the life I had been given,
'Flubbaduck is love' I'd say, 'Flubbaduck is life',
my dad hears me and calls me 9gag fuckhead,
I knew he was just jealus of my devotion for Flubbaduck,
I called him a donadmin,
he slaps me on the PINGIS and sends me to sleep,
I lay in bed and its really gay,
a warmth is moving towards me,
I feel something touch me,
It's Flubbaduck,
I am so horny,
They whisper in my ear; 'shrek is memes, shrek is dank',
They grab me with the powerful fucking hands,
and puts me on my hands and knees,
I'm ready,
I open my earhole for Flubbaduck,
They penetrate my earhole,
it hurts so much but I do it for Flubbaduck,
I can feel my earhole tearing as my eyes start to water,
I push against their force,
I want to please Flubbaduck,
They roar a mighty roar as they fill my dank with their memes,
My dad walks in,
Flubbaduck looks him straight in the eye and says 'FUCK YOU MOB',
Flubbaduck leaves through the window,
Flubbaduck is love, Flubbaduck is life.