[On the holoscreen]The following film: dubslip montage, has been rated shit
    and should not be watched by anyone.
  [On the holoscreen]Slick editing and a wicked awesome text explosion inform
    you that you are about to witness a 10 hour dubstep montage of Broseidon
    falling down stairs. awesome
  [On the holoscreen]The camera zooms in slowly on Broseidon, he's carrying a
    tray full of beverages.
  [On the holoscreen]Broseidon slowly and carefully takes a step down the
    staircase as the background music continues to build dramatically.
  [On the holoscreen]Broseidon spills a little bit ot tea as he almost loses his
    footing.
  [On the holoscreen]The music continues to intensify as the camera slowly pans
    around Broseidons giant ham feet.
  [On the holoscreen]OH SHIT, DROP THE BASS!
  [On the holoscreen]wwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWUUUuuBBBBROSEIDON SLIPS!
  [On the holoscreen]bbbBBBWWWOOOOoowwWW WAHAHAHAHA brrrRRRoseidon is catapulted
    down the stairs at an alarming speed, tea is everywhere.
  [On the holoscreen]Broseidon lands on his neck WUWWWWWWWWUBBBBWUB.
  [On the
    holoscreen]WWWAAAAAAWHWHWHAAHAHAWAWABRRRRRRWUBBBuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuBroseidons
    face is a contorted mess of pain as his shoulder pops out of it's socket.
  [On the holoscreen]A stray tea cup slams into broseidons face
    wwwUUBBBWUBBbbbbWUBWub.