There be jap games abound!

And I heard, as it were, the noise of writing
A glowing message saying: "Try jumping." And I jumped.
And behold: my souls gone

There's womyn goin' 'round hatin’ games.
And they decide who to kickstart or to shame.
Everybody won't be tweeted all the same.
But see a rising sun shining on.
There be jap games abound

The meat in your loins will stand up
At the titties from no cup to big D cups
Persona, Ys and Yomi’s giant bust
and Recettear, Yakuza,  PS Plus
There be jap games abound

See how tumblrs rage keeps steaming.
One hundred million journos scheming.
Wanting us to forsake both life and hometown
Reddit bawlin’, Phil Fish snarlin’ .
Tweets by Kamiya stay ballin’.
It’s about time the translation gets done.

And doujins from across the sea.
The /v/irgins are all getting their fills.
While Capcom are going cuhrayzee.
Kojima and Del T make Silent Hills.

Tecmo Koei, NAMCO, and Alicesoft.
Then the vita gen will send its tripfags home.
Hongfire patches erasing censors come
The diviner girl’s panties come undone
There be jap games abound

Whoever plays Love Plus, let him with waifu chill.
Whoever plays Snake Eater, let him find endless thrill.
Whoever plays Smash Bros, let him on 4chan shill.
NISA’s black bars can’t hold us down,
There be jap games abound

Project Diva, old Dead Rising.
Miku and her weeaboos singing.
Nitroplus, Square Enix, and based Compile Heart.
TLs stallin’, patience fallin'.
Chocolate for my 2D darlin’.
Listen to the waifus soft ching chong.

The fanbase is gaining more weight
Their shit taste still strong as can be
and Atlus prepares more pedobait
Pre-order now despite the shipping fee.

With moe Christmas cakes and pantyshots.
There be jap games abound.

And I felt a tremor pulse through the black orb
And I looked and behold: a gold helm.
And his name, that wore it, Lautrec.
My waifu slain by him.