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<tr><td><I>1</I> appeal to reason. </td><td><I>2</I> appeal to emotion.</td></tr>
<tr><td><I>3</I> rely on humor.</td> <td><I>4</I> rely on charm.</td></tr>
<tr><td><I>5</I> drink to remember.</td> <td><I>6</I> drink to forget.</td></tr>
<tr><td><I>7</I> deflect blame.</td> <td><I>8</I> absorb blame.</td></tr>
<tr><td><I>9</I> embrace your shortcomings.<td><I>10</I> embrace the ignorance.</td></tr>
<tr><td><I>11</I> <a title="(andrewinitwell) I told her I was going to use it and she was ready to fart in my mouth">just be fucking insane.</a></td></tr></table></blockquote>