Bullet list for class party

Bullet list for Class party

Don't talk about physics, no I do not give a shit about displacement, mass or any other bullshit
(yes Charlie, im talking about you)

If you make an inappropriate or just plain bad pun, the rest of the guest have the oppurtunity to
vote thumbs up or thumbs down, if the majority votes thumbs down some kind of pun-ishment will be ensured to occur
(Bad punners, you know who you are. in case you didn't it's Carro and Isak)

If you are having trouble having fun, feel fre to go and find one of my two cats and pretend that you are the only
guests at the party to avoid social interraction. Psychology students! You are not allowed to put the cat in a box
or in any way try to recreate Schrödinger's experiment

Feel free to change the music to something fitting, however if i hear Vivaldi's four seasons start without my
knowledge i will force the guilty party to act as a conductor in front of an imaginary orchestra while they hum along

Don't challenge Charlie to pull-ups on the chin bar. Even if he insists. He will win.

If you destroy any piece of interior in a clumsy or humerous way I might not chop your head off. If it's not humerous
well, you never know.

I have a trampoline, if you decide to try it out make sure to be adequately drunk or at least 8 people at once.


Ask Isak about his height, if the weather is different up there or something, he loves this.

Bismarck and any other great statesman no matter how interesting they happen to be, should not be discussed during the
evening. (Note to self)

If you get lost in the area remember that my house looks no different than any of the other houses and that you are far
from civilization and there is probably a murderer after you. Do not get afraid at this point, call a guide while you cuddle
up in fetal position gently rocking back and forth.

Don't kick anyone in the face.
(Mika, you know what this is about)

Cellphones are permitted if used to send snapchats to all your other friends showing them that you are currently
having way more fun than they do. Otherwise i might permit a physics experiment where we throw the phone off the
balcony and see if the screen cracks, any hypothesis?

If anyone suggests charades you might as well try to mimic someone going head-first through the front door.
because this is, in fact, what you are gonna end up doing. I'm not a fan of charades.

It's every guest's civic duty to stop Lisa and Jenny from reaching the playlist, dont worry I'll make sure to put in a
few 1D songs in the playlist, this is arguably only a more painful form of Russian Roulette but otherwise i fear that
Jenny will tear my throat out.

For now, this is satisfactory, Don't be afraid to let yourself lose either, it will be a lot more fun this way