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- Roles Person 1
- Person 2
- Scene Two people sitting on a park bench
- Person 1 I have the perfect son.
- Person 2 The perfect son? Nobody’s perfect!
- Person 1 My son is.
- Person 2 Really? Does he never tell a lie?
- Person 1 No, he doesn’t.
- Person 2 Does he never forget to do his homework?
- Person 1 No, he doesn’t. Never!
- Person 2 Does he never use bad language?
- Person 1 No, he doesn’t.
- Person 2 Does he never get bad marks at school?
- Person 1 No, he doesn’t.
- Person 2 Does he never come home late?
- Person 1 No, he doesn’t.
- Person 2 Is it true?
- Person 1 Is what true?
- Person 2 About your son. He doesn’t tell lies, he never forgets to do his homework, he
- doesn’t use bad language, he doesn’t get bad marks at school. And he doesn’t
- come home late. Is that all true?
- Person 1 It is, believe me.
- Person 2 Then you’re right.
- Person 1 Right? With what?
- Person 2 He’s the perfect son.
- Person 1 I told you. He’s the perfect son.
- Person 2 You have the perfect son.
- Person 1 Yeah, that’s right.
- Person 2 The perfect, perfect son.
- Person 1 The perfect, perfect son!
- Person 2 Fantastic! What’s his name?
- Person 1 Whose name?
- Person 2 Your son’s.
- Person 1 Oh, my son’s. Jonathan.
- Person 2 He’s great!
- Person 1 Who’s great?
- Person 2 Your son.
- Person 1 My son? Why’s he so great?
- Person 2 He doesn’t tell lies, he never forgets to do his homework, he doesn’t use bad
- language, he doesn’t get bad marks at school. And he doesn’t come home late.
- Person 1 That’s right.
- Person 2 How old is he?
- Person 1 How old’s who?
- Person 2 Your son.
- Person 1 Oh, my son. He’s eight.
- Person 2 He’s EIGHT?
- Person 1 Yes – eight months!
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