Perfect son BPEC

Roles Person 1
Person 2
Scene Two people sitting on a park bench
Person 1 I have the perfect son.
Person 2 The perfect son? Nobody’s perfect!
Person 1 My son is.
Person 2 Really? Does he never tell a lie?
Person 1 No, he doesn’t.
Person 2 Does he never forget to do his homework?
Person 1 No, he doesn’t. Never!
Person 2 Does he never use bad language?
Person 1 No, he doesn’t.
Person 2 Does he never get bad marks at school?
Person 1 No, he doesn’t.
Person 2 Does he never come home late?
Person 1 No, he doesn’t.
Person 2 Is it true?
Person 1 Is what true?
Person 2 About your son. He doesn’t tell lies, he never forgets to do his homework, he
doesn’t use bad language, he doesn’t get bad marks at school. And he doesn’t
come home late. Is that all true?
Person 1 It is, believe me.
Person 2 Then you’re right.
Person 1 Right? With what?
Person 2 He’s the perfect son.
Person 1 I told you. He’s the perfect son.
Person 2 You have the perfect son.
Person 1 Yeah, that’s right.
Person 2 The perfect, perfect son.
Person 1 The perfect, perfect son!
Person 2 Fantastic! What’s his name?
Person 1 Whose name?
Person 2 Your son’s.
Person 1 Oh, my son’s. Jonathan.
Person 2 He’s great!
Person 1 Who’s great?
Person 2 Your son.
Person 1 My son? Why’s he so great?
Person 2 He doesn’t tell lies, he never forgets to do his homework, he doesn’t use bad
language, he doesn’t get bad marks at school. And he doesn’t come home late.
Person 1 That’s right.
Person 2 How old is he?
Person 1 How old’s who?
Person 2 Your son.
Person 1 Oh, my son. He’s eight.
Person 2 He’s EIGHT?
Person 1 Yes – eight months!