The (Many) Blessings of St. Valentine

To my dear friend,
I made you this chocolate since in my country, we give them to guys on Valentine's Day. I didn't have much luck myself but I did get Fuyu to help me. But don't worry, I was still the one making it! So please enjoy this!
Though don't think too much of this! Its just a gift amongst friends!
PS: I added caramel too because I remembered how much you love it.
With love, 渡邊有機 (Yuuki Watanabe)
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To the best boy,
I spent several days making this candy for you. Please be sure to enjoy it slowly. If you like it a lot, I'll make more.
But don't think I'm asking anything from you! I just figured I should make something for my dearest friend is all.
PS: Your dad tried eating some of them. Guess it was irresistible for him too.
With love, Sean Kennedy
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To my dearly beloved,
I bring you these gifts and hope you think of me when you eat them. Observing you has allowed me to pick treats that you are, with absolute certainty, bound to enjoy.
If you wish for more, please come to my home and make love to me!
PS: Please don't sic your father at me. I don't want to go into orbit again.
Forever yours, Faiz Matthews
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To my thick-headed friend,
Its not weird for close friends like us to give chocolate to each other today, is it? I mean, its not like I like you much or anything, its just a simple gift!
Anyways, please try and enjoy this, I had to go through hell to send this.
PS: Please, PLEASE be sure your dad isn't home the next time you invite me over. I think I'm becoming more acquainted with your broom than I am with you!
Your friend-with-benefits, Seth Owens
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To the best brother,
I hope you like the candy I chose, Dev. I saved up my allowance so I can buy it. Please enjoy it and tell me what you think afterwards!
PS: Your friends keep making weird faces every time you bend over. Just thought I'd let you know.
Your brother, Desmond Worth
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To my young acquaintance,
This is my bi-yearly gift to the Worth-Archer family. Don't think too hard about this, I am only sending this because your uncle would have wanted me to treat you well.  mean, its not like I liked him or anything...Anyways, I'm engaged so get your dirty little head out of the gutter.
PS: Do you happen to know who keeps sending buttock pictures to Dwight's phone? The shots are clearly of a male. If you don't know then please ignore this postscript.
With much affection, Arianne Aiken
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To my young friend,
Since I saw Ari making one of these, I figured I'd throw in my lot too. My excuse is the same as her, but to tell you the truth you've sorta warmed our hearts a bit. Must be your face. After all, your uncle was cool, handsome, and very--Nevermind. Just accept this candy and move on with your life.
SP: Quit sending me ass shots, it's not gonna happen again!
With much care, Dwight Hatcher
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To the young virgin,
Since I was making candies with my daughters, I decided to send you and some of the others candies too. I made sure to add some of my special love nectar to your batch~ Please enjoy it slowly.
PS: By love nectar, I mean a shot of vodka. So don't let your father get a taste of it.
PPS: My offer for you and Ichirou's 18th birthday still stands. Be sure to message me if you want to take me up~
With care from Headmistress of the Wild Rose, Angie McTravis
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To my justice friend,
While me and Phillip were out looking for gifts for each other, I found this item and was reminded of you. Please accept it as a token of my friendship. No, do not think more about this and just simply accept this gift.
PS: I talked with the DA and said he would love to give you a tour of his office. Guess that's a foot in the door for you once you graduate college.
Your friend, Leslie Carmine
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To my good friend,
Me and Leslie went out gift shopping today and I found something nice for you. You always seemed to treat me nice so I think its time I treat you nice. Let my affection be shown with this gift, and I hope you accept it.
PS: Leslie's face went bright red when she heard that I was giving this to you. I wonder what she was thinking?
Your friend, Phillip Mallen
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To the idiot ballplayer,
Normally guys don't give each other chocolate on this day, but I hear that in your country friends can do it. And since you're my friend I guess I can do it too. I mean, it'd be weird for a guy to give another guy candy like this. After all, it sorta makes them seem sorta..
Anyways, please enjoy this. I tried my best picking out something for your palette.
With much care, 勝也霱鑞 (Ichirou Katsuya)
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My my beloved mentor's nephew,
I hope this finds you in good health, Devon. I've been doing better recently, especially with Erwin's help. Granted, it still hurts to look through my album sometimes. Maybe you can help me ease it by sending pictures of yourself?
PS: Family friendly pictures, of course. What would people think of me having lewd pictures of a minor in my scrapbook? Then again, you are in the legal range so...Err, nevermind
Your friend, Gregory Easton.
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To my dear son,
You always seem to be popular with people. Especially recently I've seen that you get a lot of cards in the mail for Christmas and your birthday. I guess someone as lovable as you is bound to have a few admirers. I guess it's as they say, like father like son. Yes, that means I know your position and had to deal with it. One day you'll have to turn down most of these invitations and accept only one. But know that no matter who or what you chose, I'll always love you. You will always be my precious boy.
With love and care, your father Richard Worth